FabSwingers.com forum: My mate has the horn still... part 3

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

... they want some smutty adult time with you.

As the smut fest was so popular earlier (I really should thank my horn for that)... let's continue with horn induced smut.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Here we go again…

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By *aughty_builder87Man
over a year ago

Keston

Still in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im in

. send me your porny message people.. i make a cute postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for this one please posh xxx

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

3rd time is usually the best. Happy to play postie as well

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"In "

Sorry, I’m out. The vicar is at the door

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

I’m in!

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Shake it all about

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Here for smut.

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im making a very late entry to proceedings today

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Oooh Smut!!

I'll play

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Yep I'm in

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Not hard to work out which lovely lady this is from Quack, however she’s asked me to tell you that she feels another boob squishing session is required!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Missed the first two so in for part 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in but out.

You're welcome to have one of my sexy acquaintances tell me exactly what you'd do to us (no cuck scenarios though pls). And we might take someone up on the offer

. A big might though.

I am going to go and read so I can't play postie. I'm boring I know

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

My mate, who's a top bloke and very dapper wanted me to deliver the following...

Could you please tell Silkstress that we joined the thread together so we really should join together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But can’t be postie

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Not hard to work out which lovely lady this is from Quack, however she’s asked me to tell you that she feels another boob squishing session is required!

In that case I want to join in the squishing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oi oi NSP you little devil.. a super stunning gent said please tell posh that I’d love her to be my tour guide if I visit the south west on my travels

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Since I’m bored and browsing… why not x

-G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not hard to work out which lovely lady this is from Quack, however she’s asked me to tell you that she feels another boob squishing session is required!

In that case I want to join in the squishing

Yes!!

plenty of boob to go around... both of your faces thank you please

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not hard to work out which lovely lady this is from Quack, however she’s asked me to tell you that she feels another boob squishing session is required!

In that case I want to join in the squishing

Yes!!

plenty of boob to go around... both of your faces thank you please

Px "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one is for gorgeous Juile, from a wonderful gent..

Could you please tell Julie that she'd better have those vocal chords well lubricated for tomorrow night

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My fit as a fit thing mate says...

Can you please tell Cookie46 that the only thing I can find wrong with her is being a Spurs fan! Otherwise she’s fantastic! X

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Could you please tell Quack that I want to be the filling in a posh, quack sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silkstress, i have a rather steamy message to pass on, from a rather desirable man!

Could you tell Silkstress that I want to watch the sunset, then the sunrise, with her: and in between, make the most beautiful, mascara-leaking, trembling, swollen, flushed,sticky, exquisite mess of every single inch of her!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Cookie .. I just so would

(From my mate)

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Oi cookie

This fella with a south african sounding name here asked if id let you know he would very much like to make good on all the flirting we’ve been doing for 6 months!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Could you tell quacksplat i love the way her anus tells the ducklings when its time to jump into the pool as she waddles away du du du du du da du oh and you could stiffen any man with just a smile

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"This one is for gorgeous Juile, from a wonderful gent..

Could you please tell Julie that she'd better have those vocal chords well lubricated for tomorrow night

As long as he has his dancing shoes ready!

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

"Oi cookie

This fella with a south african sounding name here asked if id let you know he would very much like to make good on all the flirting we’ve been doing for 6 months!"

It’s French! Ohh poop I’ve outed myself!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Can you tell George that I’d like to twang his nutsack with an elastic band just as he’s about to give Ailsa a creampie.

You just did dude

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"My fit as a fit thing mate says...

Can you please tell Cookie46 that the only thing I can find wrong with her is being a Spurs fan! Otherwise she’s fantastic! X"

We all have our flaws

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Oi cookie

This fella with a south african sounding name here asked if id let you know he would very much like to make good on all the flirting we’ve been doing for 6 months!

It’s French! Ohh poop I’ve outed myself! "

Haha nothing wrong with that

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By *ranky1010Man
over a year ago

kent

I’m in

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Cookie .. I just so would

(From my mate)"

Intrigued now

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

You are insatiable Posh!!

Happy to play postie while I drink my gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In

You don't need this thread for all of us to tell you how fuckably hot you are

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

I'm in

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"My mate, who's a top bloke and very dapper wanted me to deliver the following...

Could you please tell Silkstress that we joined the thread together so we really should join together

I think I know who this is - and you're as charming as ever!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm back in lol

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Please tell Frank of the Woods that their arse looks biteable in their profile pic!

Why yes, my beautiful mate. I just did

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message from Infamous Man of forums

Honeyrider

He would like to see you’re titties for real and in thong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you please tell Julie that she'd better have those vocal chords well lubricated for tomorrow night

As long as he has his dancing shoes ready!

Just asking for a friend do you know anyone who does a crash course in dancing on a Saturday morning....?

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Can you tell George that I’d like to twang his nutsack with an elastic band just as he’s about to give Ailsa a creampie.

You just did dude

Could be fun

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over a year ago

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

No idea who this is for but if you’ve got big tits it’s for you!

Could you tell the girl with the head smushing moon sized norks and the none melting butter id happily try seperate the gravities pull of her epic norks with my gravity control rod

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"Silkstress, i have a rather steamy message to pass on, from a rather desirable man!

Crikey! I shall make sure that my mascara is extra strength and waterproof for the occasion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A message from Infamous Man of forums

Honeyrider

He would like to see you’re titties for real and in thong

Re do Message

Honerider

He would like to see you’re titties for real and wearing a pair pantys

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

A message from a mate of mine, for the 2 lovely ladies that are quaksplat and _ilkstress

I would love to eat both their pussy’s …..from the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one for that stunning Julie, from a seriously insatiable friend of mine..

can you tell Julie I think we could make sweet music together... and Beef can film it

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"No idea who this is for but if you’ve got big tits it’s for you!

Could you tell the girl with the head smushing moon sized norks and the none melting butter id happily try seperate the gravities pull of her epic norks with my gravity control rod"
honey rider but shhhh dont let on it was me who said it whatever you do shhhhh

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One for LittleMissMistressK ..

Although it's not been long we've chatted I already know I need my face between your thighs

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

This message is for Silkstress from one of my favourite men

Miss Silk , one day I will get to kiss every inch of you and you me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello everyone!

I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey you sexy minx, this one is from one help of a sex god..

Can you please tell Honey I promise to show her a face picture she’s been requesting on one condition… She promises to sit on it after!

*DO ITTTTTT*

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

For the gorgeous Cede from a sexy guy

Can you tell _ede I’d like to be a slice of bread in a _ede sandwich again with another masc of her choosing

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I'll sit in twiddling my thumbs, thinking of dumb shit i can send to people

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello everyone!

I'm in x"

Yeah you are

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

From my absolute loon of a friend

Could you tell quacksplat i love the way her anus tells the ducklings when its time to jump into the pool as she waddles away du du du du du da du oh and you could stiffen any man with just a simple smile

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Honey you sexy minx, this one is from one help of a sex god..

Can you please tell Honey I promise to show her a face picture she’s been requesting on one condition… She promises to sit on it after!

*DO ITTTTTT*"

I’m in

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"No idea who this is for but if you’ve got big tits it’s for you!

Could you tell the girl with the head smushing moon sized norks and the none melting butter id happily try seperate the gravities pull of her epic norks with my gravity control rodhoney rider but shhhh dont let on it was me who said it whatever you do shhhhh"

I saw moon norks and knew instantly it was you

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"One for LittleMissMistressK ..

Although it's not been long we've chatted I already know I need my face between your thighs

Ooh curiouser and curiouser

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"In

You don't need this thread for all of us to tell you how fuckably hot you are

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

My rather fit mate would like Honey Rider to know that

she makes my day when I get a message from her xx

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"No idea who this is for but if you’ve got big tits it’s for you!

I saw moon norks and knew instantly it was you

oh i mean

obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Mixed Mister, my gorgeous friend has this to say and ooft, are you a lucky fella!

I'm looking forward to tomorrow night's karaoke but I'd much prefer he was using his mouth on me.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm in again now my hands are free

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Have fun you glorious perverts...

Out for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in again now my hands are free "

get back here and put them on my ass ffs.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Quack! I'm a bit jealous that this is for you not me

Would you please invite Quacksplatt and her two friends to mine for a fumble!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play again!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm in again now my hands are free

get back here and put them on my ass ffs.

Px "

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Posh, this arrived before you were out...

Could you tell her to belt up as I'm about to crash land in her...

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

And out

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

"Mixed Mister, my gorgeous friend has this to say and ooft, are you a lucky fella!

I'm looking forward to tomorrow night's karaoke but I'd much prefer he was using his mouth on me. "

Shall we find out what your singing's like, while i do just that?

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"I'll play again! "
ffs its just a game i thought it was nailed on sex i was gonna book you in for a 3some with moonboobs too ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

A message from a hot totty.

Can you please tell Julie from JulieandBeef that really want her to shake her tassels - right infront of my face!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Hey Bellaseas, you got mail and it is hot!

Please tell Bella I'd like to swap her sheets with my face

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

In out shake it all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Bellaseas, my box is full... of posts for you!

When you have a moment, could you tell Bellaseas that she inspires me to write epic poetry and unprintable filth simultaneously?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In

You don't need this thread for all of us to tell you how fuckably hot you are

Always willing to whisper it in your ear if required

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Am I too late?

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

In and can be post for a little while if it helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Julie

Imcoming from a very cool guy. He wants you to know that so many of your pics send his thoughts racing but none are better than the thought of being in Beef's position in the May 8th pic

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Cede, my mate would like you to know...

Would you be so kind as to pass on this message for the delectable Cede please ...

Cede the new pics make me need to bend you over even more

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out now

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Quack, I feel a little faint after reading this one...

Please tell Quack I want to lick her from front to back and then kiss her

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

" For the gorgeous Cede from a sexy guy

Can you tell _ede I’d like to be a slice of bread in a _ede sandwich again with another masc of her choosing"

Oohhhh now that sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this one is for Bellaseas, from a fucking sexy man!!

Can you please tell Bellaseas she makes my fizzy bit fizz and I'd like to slide up between her legs in her latest 12th May picture and make camp there for a while with my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

Hey, your next distraction, you’re going to want to sit down for this one… just received a frickin epic message from a frickin sexy someone…

“Never too late. I would wait till the very end of time to finger blast her behind the bus shelter… “

The number 31 is on its way, best get cracking you two..

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Could you please tell Julie that she'd better have those vocal chords well lubricated for tomorrow night

As long as he has his dancing shoes ready!

Just asking for a friend do you know anyone who does a crash course in dancing on a Saturday morning....?

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"This message is for Silkstress from one of my favourite men

Miss Silk , one day I will get to kiss every inch of you and you me

"This message is for Silkstress from one of my favourite men

Miss Silk , one day I will get to kiss every inch of you and you me

I do like to kiss....merely out of curiosity, just how many kissable inches do you have for me?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Passing on a message for Quacksplat and Bellaseas...

For two absolutes beauts I've come up with a rhyme,

That'll hopefully impress you both at the same time,

Which is the plan in the bedroom where every man dreams,

To be stuck in between two stunning fab queens,

I'm sure we'd find plenty of things to do,

And hopefully I can keep up with both of you two,

With bellaseas on her knees I'm sure she would please,

And then there'd be quacksplat with anal and a tit squeeze,

I keep imagining a night full of fun, and then round two after seeing the morning sun

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Im out now

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Hey, your next distraction, you’re going to want to sit down for this one… just received a frickin epic message from a frickin sexy someone…

“Never too late. I would wait till the very end of time to finger blast her behind the bus shelter… “

The number 31 is on its way, best get cracking you two.. "

Is it a London bus, is it red?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Back in and happy to play postie for you horny bastards

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Another one for that stunning Julie, from a seriously insatiable friend of mine..

can you tell Julie I think we could make sweet music together... and Beef can film it

Reply"

Please message, maybe something could be arranged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Passing on a message for Quacksplat and Bellaseas...

For two absolutes beauts I've come up with a rhyme,

That'll hopefully impress you both at the same time,

Which is the plan in the bedroom where every man dreams,

To be stuck in between two stunning fab queens,

I'm sure we'd find plenty of things to do,

And hopefully I can keep up with both of you two,

With bellaseas on her knees I'm sure she would please,

And then there'd be quacksplat with anal and a tit squeeze,

I keep imagining a night full of fun, and then round two after seeing the morning sun"

this is fucking brilliant!

. absolutely down. Px

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"A message from a hot totty.

Can you please tell Julie from JulieandBeef that really want her to shake her tassels - right infront of my face!!"

Damn, the thought of that has my nipples disrupting the tassels

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By *ranky1010Man
over a year ago

kent

Message for Cede from a good friend of mine who happens to be a hit with the ladies!

What does it take for someone to be directly in the splash zone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pleeeease say hello if you sent me a message

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I'll be in but can't play postie

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Passing on a message for Quacksplat and Bellaseas...

For two absolutes beauts I've come up with a rhyme,

That'll hopefully impress you both at the same time,

Which is the plan in the bedroom where every man dreams,

To be stuck in between two stunning fab queens,

I'm sure we'd find plenty of things to do,

And hopefully I can keep up with both of you two,

With bellaseas on her knees I'm sure she would please,

And then there'd be quacksplat with anal and a tit squeeze,

I keep imagining a night full of fun, and then round two after seeing the morning sun

this is fucking brilliant!

. absolutely down. Px "

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Hi Julie

Imcoming from a very cool guy. He wants you to know that so many of your pics send his thoughts racing but none are better than the thought of being in Beef's position in the May 8th pic

Yes please!

our inbox is open...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm back in. Lust after me, people! I'm needy now

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I’d like to play please and more than happy to pass on messages

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

A message from a hot lady

Elephantis, you wonderfully sexy man, I intend to ride you like there's no tomorrow.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm back in. Lust after me, people! I'm needy now

She wants Smut ^

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

A message from a hot chick...for SKLogan please -

I would love you to ride me like your bike and lie with you for hours as the world passes by

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By *ittyDaggerWoman
over a year ago

Near Taunton

Oh fuck it.. back in!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"A message from a hot lady

Elephantis, you wonderfully sexy man, I intend to ride you like there's no tomorrow."

If you do, you'll forget that tomorrow exists. There will only be the blissful present.

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Evening all.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Message for Cede from a good friend of mine who happens to be a hit with the ladies!

What does it take for someone to be directly in the splash zone"

Well they need to be in my box for a starters

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A very polite gentleman wishes for your next distraction to be informed tgat you could his next distraction and tge fistraction after that as well

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Please tell Cede that we have a whole drawer full of belts and I've been thinking of interesting ways to use them

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A message from a rather lovely lass .... Please could you tell YourNextDistraction that I’d like her fishnetted thighs warming my ears

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Worth it or not? Im in to fill a slot

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Happy to play postie

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Please tell Cede that we have a whole drawer full of belts and I've been thinking of interesting ways to use them

My inbox - NOW!!

Sorry I mean please and thank you

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

ding dong attention please as I have a message for ……. _lephantis

Sweet, sexy Elephantis, when I am with you, I will have no interest in tomorrow. Rise to the occasion for me and let's explore our present time.

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I’ll be putting postman pat out of of a job soon as I now a message for the lovely Bella seas ….

Bellaseas know that her boobs are practically perfect, and I could gently nibble those nipples for a good while.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Back in again now I've had my Chinese takeaway!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Posh! I think our postie is otherwise occupied and the thread is filling fast. So Cede and I want you to know we're still planning a road trip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the second one but no one wants me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, I seem to have missed part 2.

I'm still in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Wonko, my mate wants you to know...

Could you tell Wonko

I want him. NOW

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

" A message from a rather lovely lass .... Please could you tell YourNextDistraction that I’d like her fishnetted thighs warming my ears

Oh really! Flattered

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"I was in the second one but no one wants me

Wanna know why I wouldnt message for you?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Silk, you got mail!

Would you be so kind as to inform Silkstress of my desire to ravish her body and cover her with my spunk

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Late but in

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I'm in!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

One for Posh, my rather dashingly sexy mate asked me to pass on

I'd love to give her a belt but also something hard and warm too!

Oh my

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I have a message for scrummy Cede ...

Could you please ask Cede if she has a TV in her bedroom ... and further: would she like one?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I have a message for scrummy Cede ...

Could you please ask Cede if she has a TV in her bedroom ... and further: would she like one?"

Oh I don't have one but that's because I prefer to focus on other activities

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on for the last bit

Tinder x

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

My extremely sexy mate says could you please tell Jessicagrace, that me, her, food and then wherever the night leads should happen soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was in the second one but no one wants me

Wanna know why I wouldnt message for you?"

I'm so cheery?

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"My extremely sexy mate says could you please tell Jessicagrace, that me, her, food and then wherever the night leads should happen soon

Omg yesssss make yourself known x

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"I was in the second one but no one wants me

Wanna know why I wouldnt message for you?

I'm so cheery? "

Your profile basically tells me to fuck off

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

"I was in the second one but no one wants me

Wanna know why I wouldnt message for you?

I'm so cheery?

Your profile basically tells me to fuck off "

Fuck off to Norwich to see AMC?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I was in the second one but no one wants me

Wanna know why I wouldnt message for you?

I'm so cheery?

Your profile basically tells me to fuck off "

Some people would find that attractive

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"I was in the second one but no one wants me

Wanna know why I wouldnt message for you?

I'm so cheery?

Your profile basically tells me to fuck off

Fuck off to Norwich to see AMC?

I'm actually going through Norwich in a few weeks...

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Finally got a stunner in my DMs cause they want to say...

"Can you tell Posh that I'll patiently wait for the day she takes my photos and at least I'll be on hand if she bumps into anymore furniture"

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Another one for the lovely Jessicagrace

Could you tell Jessicagrace she is absolutely stunning, love the hair and her smile, love to grab a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was in the second one but no one wants me

Wanna know why I wouldnt message for you?

I'm so cheery?

Your profile basically tells me to fuck off "
most people don't read it and if they do they ignore it

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"Another one for the lovely Jessicagrace

Could you tell Jessicagrace she is absolutely stunning, love the hair and her smile, love to grab a drink"

Ooh. I like a drink! I'll message people whove left notes for me if you let me know who you are x

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Oh I'm very late to this but I'm in

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

So many wonderful people on this thread. I'd love to buy a massive round of drinks for you all, and wander through the subsequent conversations and flirtations at the vast Lounge bar...

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

In for a late one

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