FabSwingers.com forum: dicks been moulded the new johnny basher dildo will be coming to you soon

By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

inbox to make ur order.

first 100 solt at £9.99 any after will be £14.99. come get urself a january bargain.

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By *ig D and little HCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

Take it on dragons den

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

may try ebay

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"may try ebay "

I've already got a handbag sized bullet thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So is this a dildo you bash jonny with?

You could be on to something here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So is this a dildo you bash jonny with?

You could be on to something here!!

maybe the police would be interested in it. A new standard for truncheons?

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

Brilliant , i will order one, i need something to keep my rings together. I have a stand for my jewellery but my rings always get lost.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Just the thread title made me smile...Johnny, I need the full technical specification before I can decide whether a Johnny Basher will be a good addition to my toybox...also will an extended warranty be available as I'm currently unwillingly celibate and giving my toys a right old Caz bashing

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

lol no its a 5 speed vibrating dildo.

few girls have said its better than the rabbit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like rabbits. Can you send me one to test drive for free? I promise I'll write a re_iew and send it in to This Morning. I bet Holly Wotsit would like a Johnny Basher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brilliant , i will order one, i need something to keep my rings together. I have a stand for my jewellery but my rings always get lost.

I think he will think about the wrong type of ring

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

good luck Johnny boy.....

seems a great offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol no its a 5 speed vibrating dildo.

few girls have said its better than the rabbit. "

Does it glow in the dark….?

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"lol no its a 5 speed vibrating dildo.

few girls have said its better than the rabbit. "
6nd half inches long 3 inches wide and has a big mushroom head....has 5 speed dialogue. top speed goes at the speed of sound.

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

"Brilliant , i will order one, i need something to keep my rings together. I have a stand for my jewellery but my rings always get lost.

I think he will think about the wrong type of ring

Probably, lol. I should fo thought of that one.

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"Brilliant , i will order one, i need something to keep my rings together. I have a stand for my jewellery but my rings always get lost.

I think he will think about the wrong type of ring

Probably, lol. I should fo thought of that one. "
yes it accomadates lady's rings

& also glows in the dark if ur fella dont like the lights on.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"lol no its a 5 speed vibrating dildo.

few girls have said its better than the rabbit. 6nd half inches long 3 inches wide and has a big mushroom head....has 5 speed dialogue. top speed goes at the speed of sound."

Johnny can you just clarify is that 3 inches width or girth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brilliant , i will order one, i need something to keep my rings together. I have a stand for my jewellery but my rings always get lost.

I think he will think about the wrong type of ring

Probably, lol. I should fo thought of that one. yes it accomadates lady's rings

& also glows in the dark if ur fella dont like the lights on."

Battery or mains ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol no its a 5 speed vibrating dildo.

few girls have said its better than the rabbit. 6nd half inches long 3 inches wide and has a big mushroom head....has 5 speed dialogue. top speed goes at the speed of sound."

That's more the size for a bullet than a dildo Jonny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brilliant , i will order one, i need something to keep my rings together. I have a stand for my jewellery but my rings always get lost.

I think he will think about the wrong type of ring

Probably, lol. I should fo thought of that one. yes it accomadates lady's rings

& also glows in the dark if ur fella dont like the lights on."

Oohhh!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"lol no its a 5 speed vibrating dildo.

few girls have said its better than the rabbit. 6nd half inches long 3 inches wide and has a big mushroom head....has 5 speed dialogue. top speed goes at the speed of sound.

Johnny can you just clarify is that 3 inches width or girth?"

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Time to wake up Johnny... You have slept far FAR too long!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

5 speed dialogue....what does it say?

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

thats girth lol.

an instructions manual amd hard hat come in the box for ur own protection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 speed dialogue....what does it say?

Sniff me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a clockwork option ?….,,,

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"5 speed dialogue....what does it say?

you have just been Johnnied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like it has stiff competition as new rabbits come out every few months lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 speed dialogue....what does it say?

Here comes jonnyyyyyyyyy

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"thats girth lol.

an instructions manual amd hard hat come in the box for ur own protection."

Oh is it lol. So that's about 0.9 inches diameter

Not much of a basher but probably quite useful for writing shopping lists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol no its a 5 speed vibrating dildo.

few girls have said its better than the rabbit. 6nd half inches long 3 inches wide and has a big mushroom head....has 5 speed dialogue. top speed goes at the speed of sound.

That's more the size for a bullet than a dildo Jonny

Will it come in different colours?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"5 speed dialogue....what does it say?

Here comes jonnyyyyyyyyy"

Then I guess it comes with it's own vomit bag.

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

some say it has a mnd of its own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"some say it has a mnd of its own. "

And that if two were in a room together they would converse as if long lost brothers....

We call him THE JONNY BASHER!

Clarkson should definitely do your marketing.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"lol no its a 5 speed vibrating dildo.

few girls have said its better than the rabbit. "

Oh the irony lol!

Just the Addition of an "A", or perhaps better, "Quite a ..." at the beginning of the second line would perhaps have been better, however I think perhaps its more accurate as it is PMSL!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"thats girth lol.

an instructions manual amd hard hat come in the box for ur own protection.

Oh is it lol. So that's about 0.9 inches diameter

Not much of a basher but probably quite useful for writing shopping lists

Hey, leave the Argos pens out of this thread please!

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

Spare barrff bucket anyone???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Police force already have plenty of cocks in there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sir jonny you need to show it mate what do ya expect women ta do guess?

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