FabSwingers.com forum: polite discourse thread

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Dear forum adults ( sort of )

This thread is the polite, caring , non swearing , uncynical mindful thread.

Let's see how nice people are before some fucking mealy mouthed toe rag with a brick on a string for a bastard heart goes and ruins it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss flaps

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Then it's fucking hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fuck off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright Granny. What’s the craic?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Dear forum adults ( sort of )

fucking mealy mouthed toe rag with a brick on a string for a bastard heart goes and ruins it."

Thanks, never knew you cared.

The mr

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Good evening all. X

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Dear forum adults ( sort of )

This thread is the polite, caring , non swearing , uncynical mindful thread.

Let's see how nice people are before some fucking mealy mouthed toe rag with a brick on a string for a bastard heart goes and ruins it."

Seasonal felicitations and a very fine evening to you dear granny.

I hope you are destined for a weekend of fun, frivolity and fornication.

Chin chin!

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

No swearing here I'm a polite older gentleman, well most of the time

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"fuck off

No quacksplat nooooo. Don't laugh at him . He's a fucking disgrace.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

On the other hand..... Pickle, Nero, Obi and StephanJ may enter.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

and .... KoTCT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Evening

See !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening

See !"

How was your day?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Evening

See !

How was your day? "

Great. Lazy ... uneventful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening

See !

How was your day?

Great. Lazy ... uneventful. "

Those are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salutations Dear GC and honourable guests

Tones

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Evening Granny,

How's you?

Got any cake? Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salutations Dear GC and honourable guests

Tones

. Greetings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, Granny, what a lovely thread

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Dear forum adults ( sort of )

fucking mealy mouthed toe rag with a brick on a string for a bastard heart goes and ruins it.

Thanks, never knew you cared.

The mr "

Plot twist: she doesn't

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Salutations Dear GC and honourable guests

Tones

What utterly utterly delightful guests...

Here , borrow my fanwah for a few hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salutations Dear GC and honourable guests

Tones

. Greetings "

*dignified wave*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, Granny, what a lovely thread "

Imagine my surprise when I realised who the OP was x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Evening Granny,

How's you?

Got any cake? Please"

Did you bring any cake ? If not do trot off and come back with so much cake you have to ring the bell with your toes...

Welcome dear guest.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"On the other hand..... Pickle, Nero, Obi and StephanJ may enter."

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Did you notice Grånny how the sycophants came rolling in after that ^ remark.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Oh, Granny, what a lovely thread "

Piss off you silly sod .... stop playing along.

I mean..... Welcome Jennie. Welcome. How lovely of you to drop by.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Don’t say fuck or bugger…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the other hand..... Pickle, Nero, Obi and StephanJ may enter.

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Did you notice Grånny how the sycophants came rolling in after that ^ remark.

So that's how you see us commoners

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Dear forum adults ( sort of )

fucking mealy mouthed toe rag with a brick on a string for a bastard heart goes and ruins it.

Thanks, never knew you cared.

The mr

Plot twist: she doesn't

You have been here so long now

You are like an old cushion that an incontinent spaniel gets sleeps on ... Lovely of you to call x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Oh, Granny, what a lovely thread

Imagine my surprise when I realised who the OP was x"

I am trying Jenni I am trying...... it's not easy when you lie so well.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don’t say fuck or bugger…"

What about fuck AND bugger ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t say fuck or bugger…

What about fuck AND bugger ?"

Or moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, Granny, what a lovely thread

Imagine my surprise when I realised who the OP was x

I am trying Jenni I am trying...... it's not easy when you lie so well. "

I don't lie.

I recline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you you fucking fuck.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"On the other hand..... Pickle, Nero, Obi and StephanJ may enter.

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Did you notice Grånny how the sycophants came rolling in after that ^ remark.

One must look upon the pretenders with intentional gullibility Nero ...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Dear forum adults ( sort of )

fucking mealy mouthed toe rag with a brick on a string for a bastard heart goes and ruins it.

Thanks, never knew you cared.

The mr

Plot twist: she doesn't

You have been here so long now

You are like an old cushion that an incontinent spaniel gets sleeps on ... Lovely of you to call x "

Thank you, Granny, for highlighting this. I am surely in my dotage now

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Dear forum adults ( sort of )

This thread is the polite, caring , non swearing , uncynical mindful thread.

Let's see how nice people are before some fucking mealy mouthed toe rag with a brick on a string for a bastard heart goes and ruins it."

Mindfulness, no cynicism...

I saw a squirrel today.

Best I can do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks

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By *astandFeistyCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"fuck off

No quacksplat nooooo. Don't laugh at him . He's a fucking disgrace. "

Did you just swear on a thread that you banned swearing in?

Fuck sake

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

This is not the thread for me.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"fuck off

No quacksplat nooooo. Don't laugh at him . He's a fucking disgrace.

Did you just swear on a thread that you banned swearing in?

Fuck sake

So uncouth.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Did I miss the cake

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hello dear Granny.

I'm rather enjoying this lovely, light and genuine thread. Thank you for creating this safe space for the polite, non-sweary sorts amongst us.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Hello, I’m on my best behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good lord. Finally, a thread where I don’t sound like an utter prat.

I hope you’re all having a lovely evening and will enjoy a wonderful weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best discussion I've seen on here in years.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Hello granny you great bundle of mystery.hope you’re having a nice evening. And the same to all the rest of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salutations Dear GC and honourable guests

Tones

What utterly utterly delightful guests...

Here , borrow my fanwah for a few hours. "

Feeling very privileged

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Nice tits Granny

Have you been to the Eurovillage?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Hello dear Granny.

I'm rather enjoying this lovely, light and genuine thread. Thank you for creating this safe space for the polite, non-sweary sorts amongst us. "

Hello Meli Precious ..

It is serene in here. We could float on the lovlinessssssssssss

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Hello, I’m on my best behaviour.

As you are at every moment Estella ..... which reminds one. One has a beer in the fridge.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Hello granny you great bundle of mystery.hope you’re having a nice evening. And the same to all the rest of you "

The only mystery about me is that which you conjure in your own mind.

Have a lovely evening yourself.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Dear forum adults ( sort of )

This thread is the polite, caring , non swearing , uncynical mindful thread.

Let's see how nice people are before some fucking mealy mouthed toe rag with a brick on a string for a bastard heart goes and ruins it."

What a shit idea.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Nice tits Granny

Have you been to the Eurovillage? "

It's not for me Rex. I was in China Town and Bold St this week. That was busy enough ......

Euro looked good on t.v.though ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear forum adults ( sort of )

This thread is the polite, caring , non swearing , uncynical mindful thread.

Let's see how nice people are before some fucking mealy mouthed toe rag with a brick on a string for a bastard heart goes and ruins it.

What a shit idea.

Gasp!

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