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Just been to a wedding and this happened

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By *unCycleGymRepeat OP   Man
over a year ago

Greater London

Just at a wedding boys. Shake a few hands see a few guys. Then head towards the gents. Walk in 3 cubicules. First one don't look good, second in decent shape and third one locked up.

Walk in, preflight checks complete lowered landing gear, ready for takeoff.

When in comes a freshie and his young brother about to piss himself. Tries the first one, comes to the second one, locked, goes to the third cubicle, locked.

Comes back to the second one, whilst holding his crotch, the little rado boots the door open with me sitting there, mid flight.

The joy of weddings.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm not quite sure which weddings you go to but the one I went to recently at The Mandarin Oriental, Park Lane ('ok ya'), the toilets were immaculate, the cubicles were pristine, the sanitary-ware spotless and the Aix-en-Provence scented hand wash was superlative.

And, the cloakroom attendant made sure no one barged in whilst I was shaking hands with the Bishop! †

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

He should have tried tying the knot…

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I didn't understand half of that, I need to go to more weddings clearly!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I had to read that twice. Thought you'd gone to a wedding on an aeroplane

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"I didn't understand half of that, I need to go to more weddings clearly! "

He went for a shit and someone kicked the door down in the cubicle he was in

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I didn't understand half of that, I need to go to more weddings clearly!

He went for a shit and someone kicked the door down in the cubicle he was in "

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I didn't understand half of that, I need to go to more weddings clearly!

He went for a shit and someone kicked the door down in the cubicle he was in "

Beautifully put as always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free bar was it OP?

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

I went to one in Kenya once. In a tree next to where the couple and the celebrant were was a monkey wanking. That was pretty memorable

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London


"I went to one in Kenya once. In a tree next to where the couple and the celebrant were was a monkey wanking. That was pretty memorable "

You really do have the best travel anecdotes, from chronic diarrhoea to masturbating primates!

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon


"I went to one in Kenya once. In a tree next to where the couple and the celebrant were was a monkey wanking. That was pretty memorable

You really do have the best travel anecdotes, from chronic diarrhoea to masturbating primates! "

Ha, this was the only wedding I went to when I lived there so definitely stands out! It was pretty hilarious. Never saw the wedding photos, hope he featured

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