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My mates doesnt just fancy you... (part 2)

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By *essicagrace OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

...they want to have some adult smut time with you as well.

I've got the horn. It seems I'm not the only one. So... my mates and I want you to send us your smuttiest of smut about each other. And anyone else who plays.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Oooooh in for a bit.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

G’wan then

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Oh I'm back in! It's kind of helping. A little bit.

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

I missed the first one

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

I’m in again! Last one was fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn’t I just in one of these?

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

For a bit

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

My hunk of a friend says :

Please let Meli know she looks like a better ride than anything the Pleasure Beach has to offer...

Oooooft.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Meli - a bloke on here said he’d like you to turn his my chocolatey

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By *essicagrace OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

In but dodgy postie. But would love an ego massage I'm having a day if being horny and rejected hahaha

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

In

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

In again and thanks for the msgs on the last one

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon


"In but dodgy postie. But would love an ego massage I'm having a day if being horny and rejected hahaha"

Anyone rejecting you must be mental! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll come... back in to play

send me your smut people! Px

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

I am back in....enjoyed sending the previous smutty messages

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

Sure why not… if no one is prepared to come to the office and have their wicked way with me over the conference table I might as well send veiled messages to people on here..

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I’m back in too

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In but dodgy postie. But would love an ego massage I'm having a day if being horny and rejected hahaha"

Singing to the choir!

Shall we hump furniture together?

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

[Removed by poster at 12/05/23 15:08:36]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In again.

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

I'm in, I'm ready to enter someone's box

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh, and I'm in

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Oh OP, you glorious person you.

A rather lovely man wants to let you know...

"I may take you up on the offer of going up the brum and more"

Now I can see, even in my current lust fuelled, selfcentred state where dickdickdickdick is an inner chant... he wants you.

And more? So promising. So exciting.

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By *essicagrace OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"In but dodgy postie. But would love an ego massage I'm having a day if being horny and rejected hahaha

Singing to the choir!

Shall we hump furniture together? "

Legit might need a post work pre packing wank

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In but dodgy postie. But would love an ego massage I'm having a day if being horny and rejected hahaha

Singing to the choir!

Shall we hump furniture together?

Legit might need a post work pre packing wank"

Oops... is wanking meant yo want until after work?

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By *essicagrace OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"In but dodgy postie. But would love an ego massage I'm having a day if being horny and rejected hahaha

Singing to the choir!

Shall we hump furniture together?

Legit might need a post work pre packing wank

Oops... is wanking meant yo want until after work? "

When I'm online delivering training... yes

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Hello

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In but dodgy postie. But would love an ego massage I'm having a day if being horny and rejected hahaha

Singing to the choir!

Shall we hump furniture together?

Legit might need a post work pre packing wank

Oops... is wanking meant yo want until after work?

When I'm online delivering training... yes"

I'm so glad I don't have a public facing job these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this next line doesn’t scream lustful thoughts to a gorgeous girl from a handsome dude, I don’t know what will,……

JessicaGrace- I'd crawl naked over broken glass to hear you fart down the telephone!

*I tried doing it in his northern accent.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

In again

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By *essicagrace OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"If this next line doesn’t scream lustful thoughts to a gorgeous girl from a handsome dude, I don’t know what will,……

JessicaGrace- I'd crawl naked over broken glass to hear you fart down the telephone!

*I tried doing it in his northern accent. "

Ffs hahahaha who is this tell me

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Order66 what does a girl have to do to get her mouth fucked like you hate her?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Missed the first one so I'm in for this ,can be postie for a bit

Em x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Please ask sk Logan if the conference table is quite robust and sturdy? If so I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm back in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

tell Nora that I STILL want to sit on that bench with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OiOi Sklogan

my mate wanted to say

'I'll come to the office, I'll bend over your desk for you to have your wicked with way me and I'll even sit on your face afterwards"

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

heyhey sexy quack!

Please inform QuackSplat that I'd love to glaze her pretty face like an original Krispy Kreme doughnut

mmmmmmm now I'm in the mood for a doughnut

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By *ynaMike69Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

Im in

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"Order66 what does a girl have to do to get her mouth fucked like you hate her?"
Just ask.

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By *essicagrace OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

Oh you lucky lucky man Woody...

"I'll take the beer bottle from out of your pants and show the what the bees knees really means."

From a WORLDIE

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

GentlemanFox - a rather highly sexed lady says it’s a good job she’s got legs otherwise the snail trail along the floor after seeing your pics would be very dangerous and slippy for the other forum users.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m up for being ignored

The mr

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon


"I’m up for being ignored

The mr "

There’s a queue for that mate

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"tell Nora that I STILL want to sit on that bench with her "

I can’t remember who said this!

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

That first one went fast!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

In, still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tell Nora that I STILL want to sit on that bench with her

I can’t remember who said this! "

Ooooo I know

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m up for being ignored

The mr

There’s a queue for that mate "

Can I just queue jump please?

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Happy Friday!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"tell Nora that I STILL want to sit on that bench with her

I can’t remember who said this!

Ooooo I know "

Me too

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

This is for Ms Wyld

She can salivate and pet this hairy beast anytime she likes

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"tell Nora that I STILL want to sit on that bench with her

I can’t remember who said this!

Ooooo I know "

Do you! Haha. Are they hot?

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom


"Please ask sk Logan if the conference table is quite robust and sturdy? If so I’m in "

I can confirm it’s more than sturdy enough..

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Please ask sk Logan if the conference table is quite robust and sturdy? If so I’m in

I can confirm it’s more than sturdy enough.. "

On my way then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tell Nora that I STILL want to sit on that bench with her

I can’t remember who said this!

Ooooo I know

Do you! Haha. Are they hot? "

I think you'd like him.

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon


"I’m up for being ignored

The mr

There’s a queue for that mate

Can I just queue jump please? "

What jump past me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is for Ms Wyld

She can salivate and pet this hairy beast anytime she likes"

Ooooo Interesting idea!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I'll stand up waving

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Mr Knight of the coffee table a phwoooaaarrrrable lady says that she may have thought he looks so good blindfolded and tied up more than a few times.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Cough cough.

IN!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Meli - a bloke on here said he’d like you to turn his my chocolatey "

I still can't work this out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

My total fox goddess of a mate says :

Please can you tell _hunkybugga that he looks properly capable of throwing me around the room in a sexy haze.

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By *essicagrace OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

Petite, my pal says...

"I want lap her pussy, like I'm lapping up a half a cup of decaf tea. Gently little flicks of my tongue over her vagina"

I'm off for a wank now anyone else?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

My horny beautiful mate says :

AMC. Good Lord where did you spring from?!?!

She wants it!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

MsWyld, you delicious thing you... your photos are clearly appreciated because a rather suave man wants me to post this...

"Can you tell MsWyld I’d like her to grip my Johnson like she grips that steering wheel and take me for a wild ride"

Fasten your seatbelt Wyld, looks like the road ahead might get a bit slippy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Petite, my pal says...

"I want lap her pussy, like I'm lapping up a half a cup of decaf tea. Gently little flicks of my tongue over her vagina"

I'm off for a wank now anyone else?"

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"MsWyld, you delicious thing you... your photos are clearly appreciated because a rather suave man wants me to post this...

"Can you tell MsWyld I’d like her to grip my Johnson like she grips that steering wheel and take me for a wild ride"

Fasten your seatbelt Wyld, looks like the road ahead might get a bit slippy."

Johnson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MsWyld, you delicious thing you... your photos are clearly appreciated because a rather suave man wants me to post this...

"Can you tell MsWyld I’d like her to grip my Johnson like she grips that steering wheel and take me for a wild ride"

Fasten your seatbelt Wyld, looks like the road ahead might get a bit slippy."

Thank you..

I have to know the man behind the "Johnson"

I've never heard anyone else refer to their cock like that on here before so many bonus points for originality

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Not in, well ok I might possibly be in

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA


"My horny beautiful mate says :

AMC. Good Lord where did you spring from?!?!

She wants it!"

If only I knew where I needed to spring to and she might have got it…

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By *essicagrace OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Petite, my pal says...

"I want lap her pussy, like I'm lapping up a half a cup of decaf tea. Gently little flicks of my tongue over her vagina"

I'm off for a wank now anyone else?

"

Follow up: "I'll drive down, no messing about put the kettle, in fact fuck the kettle off...just sit on my face I need rehydrating"

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon


"My total fox goddess of a mate says :

Please can you tell _hunkybugga that he looks properly capable of throwing me around the room in a sexy haze. "

Tell your foxy friend I’ve been known to do such things and would love the chance to do so if I know who they are

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By *alico_KittyWoman
over a year ago

Kittys Lane

I'll join in for a little while x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"heyhey sexy quack!

Please inform QuackSplat that I'd love to glaze her pretty face like an original Krispy Kreme doughnut

mmmmmmm now I'm in the mood for a doughnut "

i like doughnuts Px

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon


"MsWyld, you delicious thing you... your photos are clearly appreciated because a rather suave man wants me to post this...

"Can you tell MsWyld I’d like her to grip my Johnson like she grips that steering wheel and take me for a wild ride"

Fasten your seatbelt Wyld, looks like the road ahead might get a bit slippy.

Thank you..

I have to know the man behind the "Johnson"

I've never heard anyone else refer to their cock like that on here before so many bonus points for originality "

Can call it Mr Johnson if preferred

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

Back in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smut me up

I'm in for a bit

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon


"MsWyld, you delicious thing you... your photos are clearly appreciated because a rather suave man wants me to post this...

"Can you tell MsWyld I’d like her to grip my Johnson like she grips that steering wheel and take me for a wild ride"

Fasten your seatbelt Wyld, looks like the road ahead might get a bit slippy.

Johnson "

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By *ynaMike69Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

Estelle, my sophisticated hunk of of friend has asked me to deliver the following message;

Can you please inform Miss Estelle I would like to turn her ass into my own personal playground...

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m in but just for the smut

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By *ynaMike69Man
over a year ago

Blackpool


"heyhey sexy quack!

Please inform QuackSplat that I'd love to glaze her pretty face like an original Krispy Kreme doughnut

mmmmmmm now I'm in the mood for a doughnut

i like doughnuts Px "

By the looks of some of your photos, you don't mind a rather large facial either

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

JessicaGrace….. you’ve got mail!

My handsome hunk of a mate says he would love to share a pizza with you and spend the evening exploring how many different sex positions you can master!

I mean pizza…. Sex….. I’d be sold!

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By *ittyDaggerWoman
over a year ago

Near Taunton

I’m in & happy to be postie!

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By *issBlackedCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

In

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Back in again!

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By *essicagrace OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"JessicaGrace….. you’ve got mail!

My handsome hunk of a mate says he would love to share a pizza with you and spend the evening exploring how many different sex positions you can master!

I mean pizza…. Sex….. I’d be sold! "

I'm in!! Who are you pls

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Estelle, my sophisticated hunk of of friend has asked me to deliver the following message;

Can you please inform Miss Estelle I would like to turn her ass into my own personal playground...

"

Yay!! I got one! *does a little dance

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By *ynaMike69Man
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Estelle, my sophisticated hunk of of friend has asked me to deliver the following message;

Can you please inform Miss Estelle I would like to turn her ass into my own personal playground...

Yay!! I got one! *does a little dance "

Little dance = strip tease

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

C’mon someone must fancy a Plug look a like

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message for calico kinkey kitty from a hottie

Sexy AF

That is all

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By *essicagrace OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

Ooh my lovely and randy mate says...

" Please post this for Petite.

Every piece of clothing I’ve seen in your photos has been imagined being torn off your sexy body. How you can even walk after your car has broken down is beyond me, because I’ve fucked you in at least 20 positions in this thread so far "

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By *ynaMike69Man
over a year ago

Blackpool


"If this next line doesn’t scream lustful thoughts to a gorgeous girl from a handsome dude, I don’t know what will,……

JessicaGrace- I'd crawl naked over broken glass to hear you fart down the telephone!

*I tried doing it in his northern accent.

Ffs hahahaha who is this tell me"

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By *alico_KittyWoman
over a year ago

Kittys Lane


"Message for calico kinkey kitty from a hottie

Sexy AF

That is all "

Thank you, whoever you are x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A sexy mate of mine says...

Can you please let Quacksplat know I’ve just lost some considerable time perving at the filth on her profile.. I’m disappointed I don’t feature in any of the photos though… we should change that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I get the rules but I will say ‘in’

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Is this the place to be?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

A very sexy lady has this message

Hey That Running Man, I’m going to chase you down and then I want to do all the filthy things to you. Pint at the Dabbling Duck after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sexy mate of mine says...

Can you please let Quacksplat know I’ve just lost some considerable time perving at the filth on her profile.. I’m disappointed I don’t feature in any of the photos though… we should change that!"

ready when you are Px

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By *essicagrace OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

Piscean Dream you luck shit...

"Much as I love your shirt... want to rip it off and ravish me?"

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

In.....

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By *essicagrace OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

God my mate really wants _stella to know this!

"I want to nibble on her inner thigh, till she gasps with little pangs of pleasurable as I slip a finger or 3 in"

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk


"A very sexy lady has this message

Hey That Running Man, I’m going to chase you down and then I want to do all the filthy things to you. Pint at the Dabbling Duck after?"

I know who this is!!! And it’s a deal

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By *ittyDaggerWoman
over a year ago

Near Taunton

MissBlacked, one for you!

Please tell MissBlacked I’d love to twist her nipples like a transistor radio…. But kiss them better after

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Posh tell Quack...

I wanna ruin her tight arsehole....

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"GentlemanFox - a rather highly sexed lady says it’s a good job she’s got legs otherwise the snail trail along the floor after seeing your pics would be very dangerous and slippy for the other forum users. "

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message for quacksplat from a fitty!

Quacksplat I think it's about time you got wet with me

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Estrella, you are popular today. A very fine gentleman has asked me to ask you

"Can I can ruin her like Dominoes ruined pizza......"

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Piscean Dream you luck shit...

"Much as I love your shirt... want to rip it off and ravish me?""

I could remove it with care, I've only just got it and I can't do my research without it

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"God my mate really wants _stella to know this!

"I want to nibble on her inner thigh, till she gasps with little pangs of pleasurable as I slip a finger or 3 in""

IN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OiOi Piscean Dream, this one is for you, from a stunning lady friend of mine.

she said it’s about time she “tied” you down to a date don’t you think?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Estrella, you are popular today. A very fine gentleman has asked me to ask you

"Can I can ruin her like Dominoes ruined pizza......"

"

Fair play, yeah you can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TASTY TASTY. Somebody has been writing in their diary and I sneaked a peek at their private thoughts about you. What do you think of this?

“I flood my basement over your photos. What I wouldn't give to trace your art with my tongue until every hair on your body is standing. Lightly dragging my fingers up your leg and over your chest, lightly kissing your neck until you grab me and take me...”

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"OiOi Piscean Dream, this one is for you, from a stunning lady friend of mine.

she said it’s about time she “tied” you down to a date don’t you think? "

I'll never ever work out who this is from

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By *issBlackedCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"MissBlacked, one for you!

Please tell MissBlacked I’d love to twist her nipples like a transistor radio…. But kiss them better after "

Let's see if we can pick up a few additional stations lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count us in for some Friday filth! Love to hear from peoples mates

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

A very polite person has just asked me to pass in this message...

To all those who do not get a message, your all unique sexy people. Keep on shining like the stars that they all are....those who do get a message there stars also

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message for PW from a handsome specimen

Petite, we need to talk about chemistry soon

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you please tell _essicagrace she can wrap her gorgeous legs round me any day

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

From one of my beautiful friends

Please tell Village_Villains that ive just discovered their profile, and im absolutely drooling! when they say they're looking for a lass, is there any chance they'd consider a little ginger one perhaps?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m out to pass on messages now x

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

Can you tell Nora I’m off for a shower and I’d like her to join me sometime…. She can bring that pink towel with her and towel me down after!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I can postie for a bit

Tinder

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My new and very lovely friend says...

could you please tell quicksplat that

the means of measurement has not been discovered for how hard her pictures have made me. I am going to dehydrate myself cumming over and over again thinking about her (ideally in a threesome with Jessicagrace). Goodness.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Out now for postie

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m out.

Good fun op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Mr Knight of the coffee table a phwoooaaarrrrable lady says that she may have thought he looks so good blindfolded and tied up more than a few times. "

Yey I got one. I do exist

The mr

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

My sexy friend told me:

_essicagrace looks and seems like a dream of a woman; more beautiful than I can comprehend and horny and sexy to boot. I would *literally* travel to Birmingham just to be friends with her, and we all know how bad traffic to Brum is, so she must be special.

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By *essicagrace OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Can you please tell _essicagrace she can wrap her gorgeous legs round me any day"

Depending on who... hell yes

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By *essicagrace OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"My sexy friend told me:

_essicagrace looks and seems like a dream of a woman; more beautiful than I can comprehend and horny and sexy to boot. I would *literally* travel to Birmingham just to be friends with her, and we all know how bad traffic to Brum is, so she must be special."

Oh wow!! That is an accolade. Where you coming from mystery person?

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By *bwlady123Woman
over a year ago

private

In and on duty ready to post

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm in if we're still going!

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA


"My sexy friend told me:

_essicagrace looks and seems like a dream of a woman; more beautiful than I can comprehend and horny and sexy to boot. I would *literally* travel to Birmingham just to be friends with her, and we all know how bad traffic to Brum is, so she must be special.

Oh wow!! That is an accolade. Were you coming from mystery person?"

I mean this wasn’t me, however I may hijack it

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By *essicagrace OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"My sexy friend told me:

_essicagrace looks and seems like a dream of a woman; more beautiful than I can comprehend and horny and sexy to boot. I would *literally* travel to Birmingham just to be friends with her, and we all know how bad traffic to Brum is, so she must be special.

Oh wow!! That is an accolade. Were you coming from mystery person?

I mean this wasn’t me, however I may hijack it "

Hahaha hi

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Post incoming.....

Can you please tell quacksplat and _bwlady123 that I'd love to be the filling in a Prinny/Lou sandwich

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm in x

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA


"My sexy friend told me:

_essicagrace looks and seems like a dream of a woman; more beautiful than I can comprehend and horny and sexy to boot. I would *literally* travel to Birmingham just to be friends with her, and we all know how bad traffic to Brum is, so she must be special.

Oh wow!! That is an accolade. Were you coming from mystery person?

I mean this wasn’t me, however I may hijack it

Hahaha hi"

I take my tea with 1 sugar, put the kettle on and I’ll be with you in a couple of hours haha.

Actually after that drive might need something stronger…

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By *bwlady123Woman
over a year ago

private


"Post incoming.....

Can you please tell quacksplat and _bwlady123 that I'd love to be the filling in a Prinny/Lou sandwich"

Sounds like a tasty sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

Another pointless thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be coming from…well honestly I’m not sure anywhere in the UK would be too far to travel if meeting up with you was at the end of the drive…(but I’m in Yorkshire)

The message was indeed from me but always happy for my prose to be used by others to woo.

Also hi everyone! Pretty new here so both hello and I’m in for this fun game so consider me a postie for your porny messages to others.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Can someone's sexy mate please bring me a large g&t and then do naughty things with me

Oh let me know what naughty things please

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

Joining the party late, but I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sexy friend told me:

_essicagrace looks and seems like a dream of a woman; more beautiful than I can comprehend and horny and sexy to boot. I would *literally* travel to Birmingham just to be friends with her, and we all know how bad traffic to Brum is, so she must be special.

Oh wow!! That is an accolade. Where you coming from mystery person?"

I’m so new in fact I can’t use quote replies it seems ha. But hi Ms Jessicagrace you siren you

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Il try

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By *essicagrace OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"My sexy friend told me:

_essicagrace looks and seems like a dream of a woman; more beautiful than I can comprehend and horny and sexy to boot. I would *literally* travel to Birmingham just to be friends with her, and we all know how bad traffic to Brum is, so she must be special.

Oh wow!! That is an accolade. Were you coming from mystery person?

I mean this wasn’t me, however I may hijack it

Hahaha hi

I take my tea with 1 sugar, put the kettle on and I’ll be with you in a couple of hours haha.

Actually after that drive might need something stronger…"

Youre getting soy milk heads up

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By *essicagrace OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"I would be coming from…well honestly I’m not sure anywhere in the UK would be too far to travel if meeting up with you was at the end of the drive…(but I’m in Yorkshire)

The message was indeed from me but always happy for my prose to be used by others to woo.

Also hi everyone! Pretty new here so both hello and I’m in for this fun game so consider me a postie for your porny messages to others. "

Hello! Use my correct pronouns and youre in

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By *essicagrace OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Joining the party late, but I'm in"

Publicly, YOURE WELL FIT M8.

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By *ositiveVibesJBxMan
over a year ago

Birmingham/Wigan

I’m in what a great game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be coming from…well honestly I’m not sure anywhere in the UK would be too far to travel if meeting up with you was at the end of the drive…(but I’m in Yorkshire)

The message was indeed from me but always happy for my prose to be used by others to woo.

Also hi everyone! Pretty new here so both hello and I’m in for this fun game so consider me a postie for your porny messages to others.

Hello! Use my correct pronouns and youre in"

I am so, so sorry! God that’s an awful mistake to make. My sincere apologies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then. I like smut.

F

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By *ranky1010Man
over a year ago

kent

This looks like fun, I’m in !

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Am I too late to join? I do love these. More than happy to post for others.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Wonko messaged me to say he's now in

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"I would be coming from…well honestly I’m not sure anywhere in the UK would be too far to travel if meeting up with you was at the end of the drive…(but I’m in Yorkshire)

The message was indeed from me but always happy for my prose to be used by others to woo.

Also hi everyone! Pretty new here so both hello and I’m in for this fun game so consider me a postie for your porny messages to others.

Hello! Use my correct pronouns and youre in"

Will he know your correct pronouns though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elephantis, this one's address to you from my beautiful friend..

'Please tell Elephantis that he should be here, now, naked with me. So of course he may join as it's the first step closer'

F (not from me)

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Ooh, smut edition, I like it!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Elephantis, this one's address to you from my beautiful friend..

'Please tell Elephantis that he should be here, now, naked with me. So of course he may join as it's the first step closer'

F (not from me) "

Thank you, anonymous beautiful friend. Begin with a hemisphere and I can narrow down your location from there...

And thank you to the gorgeous delivery person, too.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Can I just check who is currently happy to be postie?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can I just check who is currently happy to be postie?"

I usually figure anyone who said they're in and is online...

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom


"Can I just check who is currently happy to be postie?"

Go for it..

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By *aughty_builder87Man
over a year ago

Keston

I’m in for a bit

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Thank you both!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

It's about to be full. Why not full this up and we can start a new one and then it will be obvious who is in.

And thank you for the messages earlier! B was also chuffed to be mentioned

J

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It's about to be full. Why not full this up and we can start a new one and then it will be obvious who is in.

And thank you for the messages earlier! B was also chuffed to be mentioned

J"

I was just thinking that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I missed the first 2 so will help fill you up sorry it up Posh....

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"It's about to be full. Why not full this up and we can start a new one and then it will be obvious who is in.

And thank you for the messages earlier! B was also chuffed to be mentioned

J

I was just thinking that... "

Of course you were. You are my southern twin

J

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It's about to be full. Why not full this up and we can start a new one and then it will be obvious who is in.

And thank you for the messages earlier! B was also chuffed to be mentioned

J

I was just thinking that...

Of course you were. You are my southern twin

J"

I don't look as good in fringe

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Is ready to go...

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Do i have friends is the question

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Do i have friends is the question "

Everyone is a friend for message posting!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Nearly there... so... close

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