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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

...they want to have some adult smut time with you as well.

I've got the horn. It seems I'm not the only one. So... my mates and I want you to send us your smuttiest of smut about each other. And anyone else who plays.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

In for all the adult smut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh you know im in NSP, you sexy little devil.

my mate doesn't just fancy you, she adores you! Px

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Ha! I'm in but I'm going to have to disguise my voice because it's so obvious when I write smut.

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ha! I'm in but I'm going to have to disguise my voice because it's so obvious when I write smut. "

Ditto...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am definitely in for this

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"oh you know im in NSP, you sexy little devil.

my mate doesn't just fancy you, she adores you! Px "

Back at you P xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and out.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

What's up with all you women on here today. Your all like dogs on heat

I pity the next guy or woman that comes into contact with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not fancied so not in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Please tell _egdayskipper that he can skip leg day, and come put his 3rd leg to good use down my throat, right about now. I'm waiting

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Count me in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What's up with all you women on here today. Your all like dogs on heat

I pity the next guy or woman that comes into contact with you"

If they die, they die

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

For a hottie from a hottie

Please tell Quack that if she would be so kind to come here and use whatever comes to hand to fix the aching need I have deep inside, I'd be grateful. I have some suggestions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In why not

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Stoodoolikay. My damn sexy mate says...

He does nothing for me but if he wants to tongue punch my fart box I'll let him.

I say... that's hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then.

I'll try my best

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

I’m in but can’t be postie as I’m in and outta the pool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's up with all you women on here today. Your all like dogs on heat

I pity the next guy or woman that comes into contact with you"

I've sorted myself out today so I'm good. Everyone's safe

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m in but can’t be postie as I’m in and outta the pool! "

Show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

earth to the beautiful Meli..

my deviant little friend said tell Meli I think it's time we throw all the tension to the side and just get down to the sexual parts

*added with artistic licence - i think you absolutely fucking should!!!! *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

On dinner

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / Birmingham

Go on then. I’ll be in. And I can be your smut-peddling postie too if you like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jennie, one for you

Please tell Jennie that all this waiting is too much. Can we play bucking bronco now please?

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

Sure.. I’ll play while I eat my noodles.

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I'm in!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I can't be postie but I also have the horn. If you want to do smutty things please let your mate know as I'll check back later.

I'm stuck in work having the busiest day ever. My lunch break started late and has already been interrupted 3 times I just want a muscly thigh to dry hump/grind on!

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please could you ask Sprout and that Hairy Dave to get their faces to my part of the universe ASAP? I fancy drowning the both of them between my legs

Ypu guys should definitely do it!!!

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Bellaseas,

My stunning, fiery, sexy friend from up north would like to let you know that. You should make your way to her bed right now! She has the strongest desire to part your seas and bask in the flood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi oi Julie you little deviant..

my fucking hunk of a mate said let Julie of Julie and beef know that she can grind on me and be as smutty as she likes

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

Oh this sounds fun! May I join the smutty fun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can you tell not so posh I’d like some belt time with her!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / Birmingham

Incoming from an absolute cutie with horn levels through the roof …

“Can you tell J of Julie and beef she can grind away on my leg and silicone third leg any damn time she pleases...”

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Please tell _egdayskipper that he can skip leg day, and come put his 3rd leg to good use down my throat, right about now. I'm waiting "

Will you be on your knees with puppy eyes looking up at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please tell _egdayskipper that he can skip leg day, and come put his 3rd leg to good use down my throat, right about now. I'm waiting

Will you be on your knees with puppy eyes looking up at me "

Px

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / Birmingham

Here’s one from a thoroughly decent chap in a thoroughly indecent mood …

“Hey could you please tell Bellaseas could we please replace that finger with something she has made extremely hard and use that tongue and luscious lips to tease a nice big load out of me”

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Please could you ask Sprout and that Hairy Dave to get their faces to my part of the universe ASAP? I fancy drowning the both of them between my legs

Ypu guys should definitely do it!!! "

I’ll bring my arm bands

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

Hold the phone… ring the bell… this is one sexy message for you JulieandBeef….from one of the sexiest ladies on this site…

Please could you ask JulieandBeef to come trek to my part of the universe? They've been on my hitlist for so long, and the fact J is so pent up right now, makes me want to devour them even more!!

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Please tell _egdayskipper that he can skip leg day, and come put his 3rd leg to good use down my throat, right about now. I'm waiting

Will you be on your knees with puppy eyes looking up at me

Px "

Good girl

I'll come over with the pizza

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can you tell _klogan I'd soothe his hangover with rubbing his head. And his chest. And let my hand slide down. Then I slide down too...

Yes. Yes, my sexy mate. I can tell him

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hey PetiteWoman you delightful thing you? Yep. You.

A rather upstanding gentleman wanted me to say this...

"Would you be a dear and let the lovely Petitewoman know that I thnk she's incredibly sexy, has a body to die for and, even though I failed to crack her code, I would love to get my grubby mits on her and give her a jolly good seeing to."

That code of yours is a nightmare but that jolly good seeing to? Easily understandable.

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By *amboozledByPaperClipsMan
over a year ago

hull

Im in, seems like a giggle

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Would you mind letting the delicious Bellaseas know that I think she's hotter than the sun and I would just love to get my hands on her and do all manner of things to her and have wanted to do so for bloody ages

Indeed I would

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

I'm in

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom


"Can you tell _klogan I'd soothe his hangover with rubbing his head. And his chest. And let my hand slide down. Then I slide down too...

Yes. Yes, my sexy mate. I can tell him"

Yes please x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Please can you tell not so posh I’d like some belt time with her!

"

I like belt time

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By *corchio5Man
over a year ago

Exeter

This could be fun.....I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one for that delicious Sprout... from an irresistible mate.

Can you please let Sprout know that he should be using that hand to pin me down please

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’ll play Miss Posh . Send me your filth people

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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From an utter hottie - seriously, you'd be a fool to not read this one Bamboozled. Ignoring the fact it's for you obvs.

"Jesus christ BamboozledByPaperClips you can bamboozle me with anything any time you like. Where have you been?! Fancy a coffee and footsie leading to wildly inappropriate making out and groping in various doorways until I grind on your knee and make a mess?"

I wouldn't normally be so pushy but say yes. Say yes to that coffee. It will be the best yes to caffeine you've said in your life.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Please let BamboozledByPaperClips know i would absolutely ruin him, in all of the most delightful ways

And when my sexy af mate is done with you, I'll take what's left

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can you tell _klogan I'd soothe his hangover with rubbing his head. And his chest. And let my hand slide down. Then I slide down too...

Yes. Yes, my sexy mate. I can tell him

Yes please x"

She says get messaging, let's make it happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In

On dinner

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Out

Off dinner

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Nothing to lose ..In

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Could you just let JessicaGrace know that I have all the Diet Coke she could possibly consume right now.. she’s welcome to all of it and all of me

I just did

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Could you let Quacksplat & cockntequillaho know, I have a few bottles of tequila in, if they want to come round and take advantage of me then I’m game for a bit of filth with them both

Go for it ladies!

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

SKLogan, my gorgeous friend from down south...want your body against hers, your hips between her legs and to be filled by your, erm, magnificence

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

In for a while x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Nora; it's been a difficult morning for you. Your favourite fap material UNLOS'd without so much as a farewell.

But don't worry, dry your tears. An absolute beaut wants to say...

"Yeah, yeah. Your legs ain't bad I guess. FAF?"

See Nora? Your vagina will be fine after all.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Oi oi Julie you little deviant..

my fucking hunk of a mate said let Julie of Julie and beef know that she can grind on me and be as smutty as she likes "

Yes please!

J

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

A gorgeous lady just sent me this

SKLogan

I wouldn't mind a ride. And the belt.

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By *d1981Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oooooh Shrek you lucky thing! From an absolute beaut!

Please could you kindly inform Shrek101 that i'd fucking ruin him, and his donkey dick too. Delicious profile.. and i just happen to be ravenous

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Incoming from an absolute cutie with horn levels through the roof …

“Can you tell J of Julie and beef she can grind away on my leg and silicone third leg any damn time she pleases...”"

I. Am. There.

J

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nora; it's been a difficult morning for you. Your favourite fap material UNLOS'd without so much as a farewell.

But don't worry, dry your tears. An absolute beaut wants to say...

"Yeah, yeah. Your legs ain't bad I guess. FAF?"

See Nora? Your vagina will be fine after all.

"

. Aw that’s cheered my extremely sad morning up

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Ooooh Posh. This from one of my favourite peoples!

Please ask Posh

"If I am the sausage, will you be the hot dog bun?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ey up Nora you delectable deviant, a rather gorgeous man said Could you please notify the wonderful Nora that I would love to do some exploring of my own - all over her body

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hold the phone… ring the bell… this is one sexy message for you JulieandBeef….from one of the sexiest ladies on this site…

Please could you ask JulieandBeef to come trek to my part of the universe? They've been on my hitlist for so long, and the fact J is so pent up right now, makes me want to devour them even more!! "

Beam me up. Like right now!

And now I have to get back to work. Enjoy the smut

J

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Ey up Nora you delectable deviant, a rather gorgeous man said Could you please notify the wonderful Nora that I would love to do some exploring of my own - all over her body "

Hmmmm. You’d need a good few hours! There’s a lot of body to explore

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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ooooooo incoming for the sexy Rose tinted....

Please tell Rose-Tinted_Glasses that in case he hasn't got the hint, I'd like him to fuck me once, twice, three times and more

God damn it man you need to get on it! My friend is very sexy and needs you!

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By *ittyDaggerWoman
over a year ago

Near Taunton

I’m in, but I’m also new to this type of thread, so treat me gently!

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts


"Oooooh Shrek you lucky thing! From an absolute beaut!

Please could you kindly inform Shrek101 that i'd fucking ruin him, and his donkey dick too. Delicious profile.. and i just happen to be ravenous "

That's hilarious, can't stop laughing you nutter

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"Could you let Quacksplat & cockntequillaho know, I have a few bottles of tequila in, if they want to come round and take advantage of me then I’m game for a bit of filth with them both

Go for it ladies!"

ooooooooo I'm in

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

A gorgeous girl has asked me to relay this.

Hello x

I wonder if you would be so kind as to tell Julie and Beef:

"In the interests of balance, I quite fancy grinding some Beef!"

Thank you xx

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Yo... The Artist formerly known as Booty... my sexy mate says...

Can you tell cockntequilaho I’d like to smooch her again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in and open to relaying messages

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / Birmingham

I have a message from a truly beautiful (but very, very horny) soul …

“Can you please let quack know that she's far too sexy and I'm in love with her lingerie....Would love to be smooching her ”

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ooooh Posh. This from one of my favourite peoples!

Please ask Posh

"If I am the sausage, will you be the hot dog bun?""

Which bit of me?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on we're in

Tinder x

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

In.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh Posh. This from one of my favourite peoples!

Please ask Posh

"If I am the sausage, will you be the hot dog bun?"

Which bit of me? "

I'm guessing the bunnish bit?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Pops in looks around for objects of desire

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Yo... The Artist formerly known as Booty... my sexy mate says...

Can you tell cockntequilaho I’d like to smooch her again!"

ooooooo I haven't been smooched today and would very much like to be....yes please!

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

I'm in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please can I be involved in this one!

Could you please tell CocknTequilaHo that I’d like to pull on her plaits and bury my strap-on deep inside her from behind…

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy as hell mate has a hunger, and would like a LegDay/Logan sandwich for lunch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jennie, one for you

Please tell Jennie that all this waiting is too much. Can we play bucking bronco now please?"

Buckaroo partner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi oi Bellaseas, this one is for you from a stunning man!

Tell Bellaseas that as much as I love our friendly chats, I think it’s about time she got to the point and shoved her hands down my pants.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ooooh Posh. This from one of my favourite peoples!

Please ask Posh

"If I am the sausage, will you be the hot dog bun?"

Which bit of me?

I'm guessing the bunnish bit?"

I'm in then

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

This from a very sexy lady indeed.

can you please let franciousduboi know that I'm loving his belt pictures.....can he come here with one right now pretty please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this one is for the gorgeous Kitty!!

tell KittyDagger if she fancies a trip down the M5 some time I’d love to get my hands on her

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Please can I be involved in this one!

Could you please tell CocknTequilaHo that I’d like to pull on her plaits and bury my strap-on deep inside her from behind…

"

Oh my! Well that's got me a lil hot.... Yes to that mystery sexy person ....and yes to Nora

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.


"This from a very sexy lady indeed.

can you please let franciousduboi know that I'm loving his belt pictures.....can he come here with one right now pretty please? "

Sadly in magaluf with a cocktail, but Dm me hun

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

I'll give it a go, see if anyone's got the hots for me

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / Birmingham


"God damn it man you need to get on it! My friend is very sexy and needs you! "

She needs me once, twice, three times and more? I’m up for that. Let’s just go at it all night. Sleep is for losers, right?

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

For Nora, had this request from a naughty little minx..

Please could you tell Nora to come over here and wrap her stockinged thighs around my head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm late but I'm in. Happy to be postie for a bit too

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"God damn it man you need to get on it! My friend is very sexy and needs you!

She needs me once, twice, three times and more? I’m up for that. Let’s just go at it all night. Sleep is for losers, right?"

Yes

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"My sexy as hell mate has a hunger, and would like a LegDay/Logan sandwich for lunch! "

Friday spit roast

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"For Nora, had this request from a naughty little minx..

Please could you tell Nora to come over here and wrap her stockinged thighs around my head?"

A lady? Well they’re all gorgeous on this thread so definitely!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Please could you tell Jessica Grace that I could get lost in those eyes! But would prefer to to get lost in those boobs

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Petite women....

If I drive for meet with her...

Would she ride me like a roller coaster, grip on screaming I wanna go faster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out... I'm off to go get wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ey UP YourNextDistraction, this one is from a gorgeous hunk!!!

tell Yournextdistraction...

That I wanna ruin her like Versuvious ruined Pompei

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / Birmingham


"Yes "

I’ve no idea who that sexy friend could have been. It’s a mystery. She sounds quite posh though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh.... bad timing.

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Please could you tell Jessica Grace that I could get lost in those eyes! But would prefer to to get lost in those boobs

"

Come at me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Rose tinted glasses you lucky lucky man!

Please could you tell Rose Tinted Specs that urgent, frenzied and hot might be needed quite soon. So drinks date might could be interesting!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Yes

I’ve no idea who that sexy friend could have been. It’s a mystery. She sounds quite posh though. "

She does doesn't she.....I suspect quite filthy and naughty too though

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Mwhahahaha

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Rose tinted glasses you lucky lucky man!

Please could you tell Rose Tinted Specs that urgent, frenzied and hot might be needed quite soon. So drinks date might could be interesting!

"

*drink dates night! (Not might)

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Ooooh NSP

Can you please ask NotSoPosh if I bring coffee can I spoon you?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Please could you ask Sprout and that Hairy Dave to get their faces to my part of the universe ASAP? I fancy drowning the both of them between my legs

Ypu guys should definitely do it!!! "

This sounds perfectly reasonable to me

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"one for that delicious Sprout... from an irresistible mate.

Can you please let Sprout know that he should be using that hand to pin me down please "

I’m good at taking orders.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m in, smut is much needed on a Friday

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Heads up Ms Wyld! A sexy gentleman has written some beautiful words for you....

Please ask MsWyld to put those sweet, sweet lips of hers to good use and wrap them around my cock? I want to see her slide them slowly allll the way down and leave lipstick marks against my balls.

Oh my I'm a little hot after that

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

FrancisDuBois,

My sexy friend would like to ride you like a seaside donkey

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My very sexy mate says...

Please could you tell JessicaGrace that I’d like to go down on them for at least 30 minutes or until they nearly drown me? Again.

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"My very sexy mate says...

Please could you tell JessicaGrace that I’d like to go down on them for at least 30 minutes or until they nearly drown me? Again."

OKAY

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Hey you sexy Meli! Incoming from a sexy myserious one....

I’d like to take her for cocktails then back to my room!

They didn't elaborate after that but I'd imagine you'd be in for a fun night

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By *ittyDaggerWoman
over a year ago

Near Taunton


"ey UP YourNextDistraction, this one is from a gorgeous hunk!!!

tell Yournextdistraction...

That I wanna ruin her like Versuvious ruined Pompei "

Damn, that’s a good line!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ooooh NSP

Can you please ask NotSoPosh if I bring coffee can I spoon you?

"

Seems reasonable. I may cry though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll play

Happy to be postie

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.


"FrancisDuBois,

My sexy friend would like to ride you like a seaside donkey "

As my wife is laughing hysterically I guess that means she wrote that…

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Incoming!! Legsdayskipper pay attention!!

Can you tell _egdayskipper Im in Liverpool this weekend and would love a sexy smooch mid night out. Can I count on some arms around me?

If you don't, I'm going to have to travel to Liverpool as that sounds like quite the offer

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"ey UP YourNextDistraction, this one is from a gorgeous hunk!!!

tell Yournextdistraction...

That I wanna ruin her like Versuvious ruined Pompei

Damn, that’s a good line! "

And sounds err interesting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heads up Ms Wyld! A sexy gentleman has written some beautiful words for you....

Please ask MsWyld to put those sweet, sweet lips of hers to good use and wrap them around my cock? I want to see her slide them slowly allll the way down and leave lipstick marks against my balls.

Oh my I'm a little hot after that "

Ooooo :

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

A rather steamy message for the sexy wildblonde from a rather sexy gentleman....

Could you let wild blonde know, I’d lover her to wrap those stockinged legs of hers round me and ride me all night long

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Incoming!! Legsdayskipper pay attention!!

Can you tell _egdayskipper Im in Liverpool this weekend and would love a sexy smooch mid night out. Can I count on some arms around me?

If you don't, I'm going to have to travel to Liverpool as that sounds like quite the offer "

Smooch? We're talking french smooch or Australian smooch

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By *ittyDaggerWoman
over a year ago

Near Taunton


"FrancisDuBois,

My sexy friend would like to ride you like a seaside donkey

As my wife is laughing hysterically I guess that means she wrote that…"

I can neither confirm nor deny these accusations!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / Birmingham


"*drinks date night! (Not might)"

Nora, tell your mate we can skip those drinks if she just wants me to pin her against the wall …

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Incoming message, heads up to Your next distraction.....

Would you be so kind as to tell YourNextDistraction how much I wish I could be in Cognito right now (see what I did there) with her, getting up close and personal rather than being stuck here, where I am, down here on the coast

Their word play is quite amusing and I imagine it would quite sexy the two of you getting up close and personal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plz tell your next distraction....

My identity is really easy to work.out.....I'm not really Ghandi but I do wear flip flops ffs lol

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"*drinks date night! (Not might)

Nora, tell your mate we can skip those drinks if she just wants me to pin her against the wall …"

I don’t blame you she’s a beaut!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Heads up wildblonde you sexy one!

Please could you ask wildblonde69 to sit on my face?

It is a rather lovely face......

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate says...

Can you inform Kittydagger I’d like to take her to a dungeon soon and spank her glorious arse!

Take me too!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Oh my days wildblonde don't go anywhere you popular minx! Another sexy message for yourself.....

I want to lick her like im eating a shessh kebab all tongue

Oh my! I hope you've cleared your schedule

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Francois and lady up there ^^ says that she’d like suck your plums and give you a rusty trombone.

Whatever one of those are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli, a message for you from my gorgeous mate..

Please would you tell Meli that she’s beautiful and I’m very sad I’ve never had the opportunity to have a proper smooch.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Quack - a page 7 hunk says he’d like to give you a kitkat. He said he’d even cut his toenails especially

Go get him girl

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Jessicagrace....

I hope you're ready to go travelling because there's an absolute dish of a person who wants to say

"I think they’re awesome and I’d like an adventure with them!"

Life's too short to not say yes to adventures and this one sounds like a very good idea...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this one is for the stunning Mrs Shiv, from a mate that truly makes me cream

please let the Sexy! Mrs Shiv know that I would love to be caught in her fishing nets

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Hey you sexy pants Quack!

Would you mind asking Quacksplat if I can practice my ice cream eating technique on her pum pum please?

I've never heard it described as pum pum before

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

One can live in hope.

Cuddles anyone?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Aaron - a very shaggable beauty says she’d love to wank you off whilst listening to Simon and Garfunkel’s bridge over troubled water.

I’m semi just reading this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey you sexy pants Quack!

Would you mind asking Quacksplat if I can practice my ice cream eating technique on her pum pum please?

I've never heard it described as pum pum before "

HAHAHAHAHA

whoever wrote this needs to message me, for the sheer fact they deserve a blowie just for making me laugh. Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aaron - a very shaggable beauty says she’d love to wank you off whilst listening to Simon and Garfunkel’s bridge over troubled water.

I’m semi just reading this "

i fully just snorted coffee out my nose reading this Px

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Jessicagrace....

I hope you're ready to go travelling because there's an absolute dish of a person who wants to say

"I think they’re awesome and I’d like an adventure with them!"

Life's too short to not say yes to adventures and this one sounds like a very good idea..."

I'm so down for adventures. Make yourself known.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Plz tell

Cockntequilaho to get on all fours, pull her arse cheeks apart so I can lick from arsehole to clit

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

MrMonkey - a large breasted nympho says have you ever spanked your primate on cam before?

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

OOOOOOFT Kittydagger you sexy minx this steamy message is for you!

Please could you let KittyDagger know i really fancy squishing my bewbs up against hers, kissing her oh so delicately until she's whimpering into my mouth, then gently laying her back, and showing her what it really feels like to meet god with my tongue on her clit

Holy moly I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be the only one curious if I can watch.....

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Plz tell your next distraction....

My identity is really easy to work.out.....I'm not really Ghandi but I do wear flip flops ffs lol

"

Oh I wonder!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can you please tell Meli that she can write smut all over my body!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Plz tell

Cockntequilaho to get on all fours, pull her arse cheeks apart so I can lick from arsehole to clit"

Oh wow! I feel like I should do as I'm told....

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this one is for the stunning Mrs Shiv, from a mate that truly makes me cream

please let the Sexy! Mrs Shiv know that I would love to be caught in her fishing nets "

Ooooh

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon


"Hey you sexy pants Quack!

Would you mind asking Quacksplat if I can practice my ice cream eating technique on her pum pum please?

I've never heard it described as pum pum before

HAHAHAHAHA

whoever wrote this needs to message me, for the sheer fact they deserve a blowie just for making me laugh. Px "

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By *ittyDaggerWoman
over a year ago

Near Taunton


"OOOOOOFT Kittydagger you sexy minx this steamy message is for you!

Please could you let KittyDagger know i really fancy squishing my bewbs up against hers, kissing her oh so delicately until she's whimpering into my mouth, then gently laying her back, and showing her what it really feels like to meet god with my tongue on her clit

Holy moly I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be the only one curious if I can watch..... "

Good lord.. I think I’d like that. DM me hun!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Out as postie now smutters

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Last one

Ask

Cockntequilaho if being told is part of this.....put on these hand cuffs and blindfold, as I work a paddle on yoyr arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Last one

Ask

Cockntequilaho if being told is part of this.....put on these hand cuffs and blindfold, as I work a paddle on yoyr arse"

Well now I am rather curious, message me your identity mysterious person!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"Oh my days wildblonde don't go anywhere you popular minx! Another sexy message for yourself.....

I want to lick her like im eating a shessh kebab all tongue

Oh my! I hope you've cleared your schedule "

How could resist

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By *lan4FFUUNNMan
over a year ago

Genoa Italy and Liverpool

I'm in x

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

In!!!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"A rather steamy message for the sexy wildblonde from a rather sexy gentleman....

Could you let wild blonde know, I’d lover her to wrap those stockinged legs of hers round me and ride me all night long

"

Not sure if the old hips would last that long, but always willing to try

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By *ittyDaggerWoman
over a year ago

Near Taunton

One for the delicious Meli..

Can you tell Meli I’d like her to write some smut about me then act it out…

Btw, can I watch?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Oh my days wildblonde don't go anywhere you popular minx! Another sexy message for yourself.....

I want to lick her like im eating a shessh kebab all tongue

Oh my! I hope you've cleared your schedule

How could resist "

Who can resist being eaten like a kebab fuck that's hot

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By *ynaMike69Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

I'm in....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Him up there ^^ said he’d like to bum her up there ^^

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / Birmingham

Here’s a very horny message from a very horny woman …

“Francois Du Bois - if you bring the veggies, I’ll bring the pussy. I can’t wait to glaze your face with my juices, then kiss them off of you.”

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