FabSwingers.com forum: I'm going to kill him........

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just flicked through my sky planner only to discover wunderkind has got three adult channels recorded ...............

He's going to be disappointed since I've deleted all the porn and changed my pin number. Wee shite.

I was so embarrassed, my mum was with me and couldn't stop laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry am laughing too ........... little toad xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My mum said my face was a picture ....... I was looking for Ripper Street and he's deleted that to free up more space!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how old is he ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How old is he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd kill him too.

The broadcast stuff is crap, direct him towards xhamster or xvideo if he really wants to watch porn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

he's fourteen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd kill him too.

The broadcast stuff is crap, direct him towards xhamster or xvideo if he really wants to watch porn!

Oh fekk nooooooo .......... I'd never get him out his room then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's normal for him to be inquisitive

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

"I'd kill him too.

The broadcast stuff is crap, direct him towards xhamster or xvideo if he really wants to watch porn!

Oh fekk nooooooo .......... I'd never get him out his room then!"

Probably found it already lol

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

That really made me smile, the solution is simple you need a bigger hard drive in your box.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"he's fourteen."

What would you have done at 14?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he's fourteen."

Ah, tread carefully, these things stay in the mind at that age. He's exploring. Be grateful it wasn't gay porn.

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

This has really made me smile. Teenagers eh? I was one once, but I was a good girl, well almost!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd kill him too.

The broadcast stuff is crap, direct him towards xhamster or xvideo if he really wants to watch porn!

Oh fekk nooooooo .......... I'd never get him out his room then!"

To be honest its nothing to worry about imo. He's inquisitive and its healthy. As long as he doesn't get the wrong idea about sex and love, respects women and knows that porn isn't really how its done then it should be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd kill him too.

The broadcast stuff is crap, direct him towards xhamster or xvideo if he really wants to watch porn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fekk there are times I wish I wasn't a single mum, boys are so alien.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Fekk there are times I wish I wasn't a single mum, boys are so alien. "

He's got older brothers. Can they help?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fekk there are times I wish I wasn't a single mum, boys are so alien.

He's got older brothers. Can they help?"

Unfortunately his older brother doesn't live at home any more and if I sent him to spend a weekend with his older brother and flatmates he'd probably come back worse.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"he's fourteen.

Ah, tread carefully, these things stay in the mind at that age. He's exploring. Be grateful it wasn't gay porn.

Why is gay porn worse ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fekk there are times I wish I wasn't a single mum, boys are so alien.

He's got older brothers. Can they help?

Unfortunately his older brother doesn't live at home any more and if I sent him to spend a weekend with his older brother and flatmates he'd probably come back worse.

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xould be worse he may have been watching oat owe view lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a comedy program up here says that's him 14 now I that'll be him master batting now aye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fekk there are times I wish I wasn't a single mum, boys are so alien.

He's got older brothers. Can they help?

Unfortunately his older brother doesn't live at home any more and if I sent him to spend a weekend with his older brother and flatmates he'd probably come back worse.

xould be worse he may have been watching oat owe view lol x"
sorry pay per view lol xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I remember when I was living ib Germany and was nannying a colonel's kids as his wife had died.. I was there one day cooking and I went into the younger boys room and found that he was watching gay porn... I was shocked but asked him was he curious as to what it was.. it was an interesting evening sitting down to tell his father... I had a great relationship with the dad so told him not to be too hard on him... However when I saw what it was I thought wow that is horny haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fekk there are times I wish I wasn't a single mum, boys are so alien.

He's got older brothers. Can they help?

Unfortunately his older brother doesn't live at home any more and if I sent him to spend a weekend with his older brother and flatmates he'd probably come back worse.

xould be worse he may have been watching oat owe view lol x"
. Sorry pay per view lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fekk there are times I wish I wasn't a single mum, boys are so alien.

He's got older brothers. Can they help?

Unfortunately his older brother doesn't live at home any more and if I sent him to spend a weekend with his older brother and flatmates he'd probably come back worse.

xould be worse he may have been watching oat owe view lol x. Sorry pay per view lol"

I'd kill him if it was pay per view.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel for you Laine but it is normal and very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fekk there are times I wish I wasn't a single mum, boys are so alien.

He's got older brothers. Can they help?

Unfortunately his older brother doesn't live at home any more and if I sent him to spend a weekend with his older brother and flatmates he'd probably come back worse.

xould be worse he may have been watching oat owe view lol x. Sorry pay per view lol

I'd kill him if it was pay per view.

you're killing him anyway lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I feel for you Laine but it is normal and very funny

You would find it funny haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao sorry thats so funny lol

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

lol Hi Say, let him off lightly, We all have start off somewhere. His going to know about it all one day properly!

But I would say, please never do that again! not in this house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take him down the newsagents and tell him you'll buy him some girlie mags.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think a glass of wine is in order now I'm over the shock ..... my mum has just phoned me to tell me my dad's laughing his head off too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he's fourteen.

Ah, tread carefully, these things stay in the mind at that age. He's exploring. Be grateful it wasn't gay porn.

Why is gay porn worse ?"

Well, butch bear hairy types and little chinese boyfriends. You don't want your son involved in all that shit. It's ok for other people but not your son.

{lights touchpaper and steps back}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he's fourteen.

Ah, tread carefully, these things stay in the mind at that age. He's exploring. Be grateful it wasn't gay porn.

Why is gay porn worse ?

Well, butch bear hairy types and little chinese boyfriends. You don't want your son involved in all that shit. It's ok for other people but not your son.

{lights touchpaper and steps back}

It could be much MUCH worse.

He could be bi.

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By *ougnrueCouple
over a year ago

Dumfries

ohh the joys off perenthood lol my kids done the same its an eye opener makes u realize they r growing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he's fourteen.

Ah, tread carefully, these things stay in the mind at that age. He's exploring. Be grateful it wasn't gay porn.

Why is gay porn worse ?

Well, butch bear hairy types and little chinese boyfriends. You don't want your son involved in all that shit. It's ok for other people but not your son.

{lights touchpaper and steps back}

It could be much MUCH worse.

He could be bi.

Oh yeah, forgot about that. He could even be a, dare I say it..... swinger!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry Laine however I could not help but laugh when I read your OP!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

We are all missing the main point here. He deleted Laine's Ripper Street from the box. Of course she's angry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We are all missing the main point here. He deleted Laine's Ripper Street from the box. Of course she's angry."

Exactly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I visit friends and they're out of the room I set their Sky+ to record adult channels later that night after I've gone. Great imagining her accusing him of recording porn and vice versa lol

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are all missing the main point here. He deleted Laine's Ripper Street from the box. Of course she's angry."

Maybe he thought it was inappropriate for his mum to be watching a programme about a monster cutting up women and that she would benefit more from watching men fucking women. I think it shows enormous maturity for his age.

(that would be my excuse anyway)

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Cheers Loops... Only thing thats had me smiling in days!!!

Go Titch!!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job he didn't change the pin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I visit friends and they're out of the room I set their Sky+ to record adult channels later that night after I've gone. Great imagining her accusing him of recording porn and vice versa lol"

And you're 49 you say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny like his mum then, lol

Good boy pmsl

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

In our experience they pass porn round school on their mobiles or video themselves if that's the best they can get. Had some interesting conversations with him (15) about it. Technology lol Lx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some of the pm's I'm getting are very informative, helpful and funny.

Thank you folks.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Funniest thread of the year so far

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"My mum said my face was a picture ....... I was looking for Ripper Street and he's deleted that to free up more space!

Now that is just tooo cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can still get it on Iplayer. Boys and porn goes together like girls and chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can still get it on Iplayer. Boys and porn goes together like girls and chocolate.

As long as he uses his own ipad and not my sky tv or my computer.

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

"like mum like son"

.....found hubbys porn in our lads room a few years ago,he was 13.Hubby chatted to him,all normal curiosity after all.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Just flicked through my sky planner only to discover wunderkind has got three adult channels recorded ...............

He's going to be disappointed since I've deleted all the porn and changed my pin number. Wee shite.

I was so embarrassed, my mum was with me and couldn't stop laughing.

LOL they do things like that hide all credit cards and never allow a pin to him again.. little monster .. he only 13 isnt he..omg

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Am I the only one surprised that a parent with a 14 year old boy in the house, thinks it's appropriate to have adult channels on Sky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one surprised that a parent with a 14 year old boy in the house, thinks it's appropriate to have adult channels on Sky? "

To be fair, it was pin protected and he guessed it. That's why Sky boxes have Pin protection, so that all the members of a household can use it.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Now then Laine, are you sure it was Titch?

I put it to you that after a schooner or two of sherry and a coupla bottles of Buckie you may, being a single lady, have become a tad, shall we say, frisky and having no available man at the time, you roved the adult channels until you found something that could help out, thought you'd already watched Ripper Street, therefore deleted it and d*unkenly recorded said adult content???

Damn quick thinking when your Mum was there to blame Titch - do you have a dog to blame when you trump???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I the only one surprised that a parent with a 14 year old boy in the house, thinks it's appropriate to have adult channels on Sky? "

I didn't realise I could get adult channels, I certainly don't have any on the package I subscribe to.

The one I saw was a phone in channel with a woman shaking her boobs and talking on a phone. I didn't check the other two just wiped them all.

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Am I the only one surprised that a parent with a 14 year old boy in the house, thinks it's appropriate to have adult channels on Sky?

To be fair, it was pin protected and he guessed it. That's why Sky boxes have Pin protection, so that all the members of a household can use it."

Isn't it a bit like leaving your porn DVD's on the top shelf of the bookcase? They can see it's there and they're going to do everything they can to try and get to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humm, not exactly sure what the fuss is all about... 14 year olds are not quite the same as 14 year olds 20 years ago :-/

It's true, one shouldn't throw porn at them but you can't really keep him from it... It's only a shame he got caught :-/

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now then Laine, are you sure it was Titch?

Damn quick thinking when your Mum was there to blame Titch - do you have a dog to blame when you trump???

Hahahahaha ..... not me, I watch redtube on my lappy ..... and of course it's the dog who trumps.

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Am I the only one surprised that a parent with a 14 year old boy in the house, thinks it's appropriate to have adult channels on Sky?

I didn't realise I could get adult channels, I certainly don't have any on the package I subscribe to.

The one I saw was a phone in channel with a woman shaking her boobs and talking on a phone. I didn't check the other two just wiped them all. "

Ah, in that case I apologise. I didn't realise it was the freebie rubbish ones, I thought it was the paid for (albeit soft porn) ones. He wouldn't have seen anything on those chatline ones lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just flicked through my sky planner only to discover wunderkind has got three adult channels recorded ...............

He's going to be disappointed since I've deleted all the porn and changed my pin number. Wee shite.

I was so embarrassed, my mum was with me and couldn't stop laughing.

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we had this with my son when younger , when his sisters found out well i felt sorry for him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I the only one surprised that a parent with a 14 year old boy in the house, thinks it's appropriate to have adult channels on Sky?

To be fair, it was pin protected and he guessed it. That's why Sky boxes have Pin protection, so that all the members of a household can use it.

Isn't it a bit like leaving your porn DVD's on the top shelf of the bookcase? They can see it's there and they're going to do everything they can to try and get to it.

I don't have any porn in the house, my lappy and imac have separate pass-worded accounts for each of us. I change my passwords regularly, and I have parental locks on his accounts.

I do try to out-think him, guess that's why he used the sky-box because he can't access it online.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I the only one surprised that a parent with a 14 year old boy in the house, thinks it's appropriate to have adult channels on Sky?

I didn't realise I could get adult channels, I certainly don't have any on the package I subscribe to.

The one I saw was a phone in channel with a woman shaking her boobs and talking on a phone. I didn't check the other two just wiped them all.

Ah, in that case I apologise. I didn't realise it was the freebie rubbish ones, I thought it was the paid for (albeit soft porn) ones. He wouldn't have seen anything on those chatline ones lol"

I'll be checking my phone records too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the way does he already know you have found out? X bless him!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mum said my face was a picture ....... I was looking for Ripper Street and he's deleted that to free up more space!

I believe there's an option now to reclaim deleted stuff.

You should find it in your planner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By the way does he already know you have found out? X bless him!!"

He's at a friends for the evening, he's in for a shock when he comes home....... he won't like being sat down and given THE TALK.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My mum said my face was a picture ....... I was looking for Ripper Street and he's deleted that to free up more space!

I believe there's an option now to reclaim deleted stuff.

You should find it in your planner."

does that mean he can reclaim the porn too? fekk!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the way does he already know you have found out? X bless him!!

He's at a friends for the evening, he's in for a shock when he comes home....... he won't like being sat down and given THE TALK.

Oh God, have mercy on that poor inquisitive young 14 year old "boy" soul!! THE TALK is never good :-/ xx

By the way have you prepped your talk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By the way does he already know you have found out? X bless him!!

He's at a friends for the evening, he's in for a shock when he comes home....... he won't like being sat down and given THE TALK.

Oh God, have mercy on that poor inquisitive young 14 year old "boy" soul!! THE TALK is never good :-/ xx

By the way have you prepped your talk? "

I'm just going to start by telling him not to delete my recordings, and I paid him back in kind by deleting his.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the way does he already know you have found out? X bless him!!

He's at a friends for the evening, he's in for a shock when he comes home....... he won't like being sat down and given THE TALK.

Oh God, have mercy on that poor inquisitive young 14 year old "boy" soul!! THE TALK is never good :-/ xx

By the way have you prepped your talk?

I'm just going to start by telling him not to delete my recordings, and I paid him back in kind by deleting his.

Humm sounds like a reasonable start

will be waiting to hear the outcome of the whole TALK...

Ps and you God, you still have mercy on that child!! He was just exploring and getting educated for the real world xx

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over a year ago

"By the way does he already know you have found out? X bless him!!

He's at a friends for the evening, he's in for a shock when he comes home....... he won't like being sat down and given THE TALK.

Oh God, have mercy on that poor inquisitive young 14 year old "boy" soul!! THE TALK is never good :-/ xx

By the way have you prepped your talk?

I'm just going to start by telling him not to delete my recordings, and I paid him back in kind by deleting his.

I'd be more inclined to sit down with him and then all excitedly say, "Hey, let's watch some porn, what are you into?"

He'll crap himself.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Better he gets it from the telly and not a dodgy site on the Internet. Downloading stuff that could come from an illegal site would land him in a whole lot of hot water!

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

"Am I the only one surprised that a parent with a 14 year old boy in the house, thinks it's appropriate to have adult channels on Sky?

I didn't realise I could get adult channels, I certainly don't have any on the package I subscribe to.

The one I saw was a phone in channel with a woman shaking her boobs and talking on a phone. I didn't check the other two just wiped them all.

Ah, in that case I apologise. I didn't realise it was the freebie rubbish ones, I thought it was the paid for (albeit soft porn) ones. He wouldn't have seen anything on those chatline ones lol"

God knows what you will think of me then when I found my dads stash of hard core porn on video when I was 13

Thought wanking was good till i saw these then it was out of this world

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By the way does he already know you have found out? X bless him!!

He's at a friends for the evening, he's in for a shock when he comes home....... he won't like being sat down and given THE TALK.

Oh God, have mercy on that poor inquisitive young 14 year old "boy" soul!! THE TALK is never good :-/ xx

By the way have you prepped your talk?

I'm just going to start by telling him not to delete my recordings, and I paid him back in kind by deleting his.

I'd be more inclined to sit down with him and then all excitedly say, "Hey, let's watch some porn, what are you into?"

He'll crap himself.

FFS! only you Wishy ...... only you ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I the only one surprised that a parent with a 14 year old boy in the house, thinks it's appropriate to have adult channels on Sky?

I didn't realise I could get adult channels, I certainly don't have any on the package I subscribe to.

The one I saw was a phone in channel with a woman shaking her boobs and talking on a phone. I didn't check the other two just wiped them all.

Ah, in that case I apologise. I didn't realise it was the freebie rubbish ones, I thought it was the paid for (albeit soft porn) ones. He wouldn't have seen anything on those chatline ones lol

God knows what you will think of me then when I found my dads stash of hard core porn on video when I was 13

Thought wanking was good till i saw these then it was out of this world

Think it was his deleting my recording that got to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the way does he already know you have found out? X bless him!!

He's at a friends for the evening, he's in for a shock when he comes home....... he won't like being sat down and given THE TALK.

Oh God, have mercy on that poor inquisitive young 14 year old "boy" soul!! THE TALK is never good :-/ xx

By the way have you prepped your talk?

I'm just going to start by telling him not to delete my recordings, and I paid him back in kind by deleting his.

I'd be more inclined to sit down with him and then all excitedly say, "Hey, let's watch some porn, what are you into?"

He'll crap himself.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Always interesting to have a chat at Sunday lunch and Ask what they know about sex! Loving relationships don't usually get a look in and they believe everyone makes the same noise as porn stars lol

If you old enough to record/download it in our house you need to be man enough to discuss it too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could even skip the whole talking the talk thing... I am sure when he goes back to the telly looking for his collection and noticing its been deleted he would know he's been caught :-/

This would allow him to explore other more effective sources

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be more inclined to sit down with him and then all excitedly say, "Hey, let's watch some porn, what are you into?"

He'll crap himself.

Brilliant idea!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many many years ago a mate of mine was knocking one out in bed to a porno mag and fell asleep halfway through with his cock in his hand and the mag had dropped on top of his hand/cock.

He thought nothing of it until he went down for breakfast and in front of his two sisters and his mum his dad said, "I put yer book away son." Bright red took on a whole new aspect.

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over a year ago

"Many many years ago a mate of mine was knocking one out in bed to a porno mag and fell asleep halfway through with his cock in his hand and the mag had dropped on top of his hand/cock.

He thought nothing of it until he went down for breakfast and in front of his two sisters and his mum his dad said, "I put yer book away son." Bright red took on a whole new aspect."

I laughed at that .... a lot.

I'm getting hysterical I think.

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""Many many years ago a mate of mine was knocking one out in bed to a porno mag and fell asleep halfway through with his cock in his hand and the mag had dropped on top of his hand/cock.

He thought nothing of it until he went down for breakfast and in front of his two sisters and his mum his dad said, "I put yer book away son." Bright red took on a whole new aspect.""

Perfect way for parents to deal with the situation I think, hope I can be just as cool!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

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Jayne found a porno mag in our boys room when he was about 13, and decided that as bloke it was down to me to deal with it!

So, I had a think, and then picked a time to have a chat.

I sat him down, told him his mum had found the mag, and watched him blush beetroot red!

Then, I asked him if he realised that all the girls in the mag had something in common.

He looked at me, puzzled, and said that they were all models.

I agreed, that meant they had two things in common, the second being that they were all someones daughter too.

I let that sink in, and then we had a chat about how they were all people, who got paid to pose for mags like the one he had.

I also explained that, as the parent of a girl, I would hope that boys would treat her with respect, and it wouldnt matter what she did for a living, she would still be our daughter... and his sister.

We discussed how, despite getting their kit off for a living, they were the same as girls he would see every day, and that all girls should be treated to the same level of respect.

Then I told him to find a better place to hide his porn.

He's turned out pretty good, seeing as that was 5 years ago, so I think we did ok lol!

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over a year ago

HE'S SAFE! two of his friends have just confessed ..... they thought it a hoot to punch in some of the porno channel numbers while my son was occupied with the x-box. They didn't realise they would record for hours, and they fessed up to deleting recordings too. Titch couldn't help but laugh and laugh at the prank backfiring on his friends and all of them have now been sent to the kitchen to wash up.

Titch did say he was glad they were with him as he would be hard pushed to prove his innocence otherwise.

I believe them as they are not quick enough to think up an excuse as fast as they did.

Peace restored and my faith in his innocence ( coff) lives for another day.

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over a year ago

"Jayne found a porno mag in our boys room when he was about 13, and decided that as bloke it was down to me to deal with it!

So, I had a think, and then picked a time to have a chat.

I sat him down, told him his mum had found the mag, and watched him blush beetroot red!

Then, I asked him if he realised that all the girls in the mag had something in common.

He looked at me, puzzled, and said that they were all models.

I agreed, that meant they had two things in common, the second being that they were all someones daughter too.

I let that sink in, and then we had a chat about how they were all people, who got paid to pose for mags like the one he had.

We discussed how, despite getting their kit off for a living, they were the same as girls he would see every day, and that all girls should be treated to the same level of respect.

Then I told him to find a better place to hide his porn.

He's turned out pretty good, seeing as that was 5 years ago, so I think we did ok lol!

I'll bear this one in mind

well done you

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"HE'S SAFE! two of his friends have just confessed ..... they thought it a hoot to punch in some of the porno channel numbers while my son was occupied with the x-box. They didn't realise they would record for hours, and they fessed up to deleting recordings too. Titch couldn't help but laugh and laugh at the prank backfiring on his friends and all of them have now been sent to the kitchen to wash up.

Titch did say he was glad they were with him as he would be hard pushed to prove his innocence otherwise.

I believe them as they are not quick enough to think up an excuse as fast as they did.

Peace restored and my faith in his innocence ( coff) lives for another day.

But now he knows about porn. And where it is. Hmmm.. Innocence lost.

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over a year ago

"Just flicked through my sky planner only to discover wunderkind has got three adult channels recorded ...............

He's going to be disappointed since I've deleted all the porn and changed my pin number. Wee shite.

I was so embarrassed, my mum was with me and couldn't stop laughing.

Just calmly speak to him when you see him next. Out of the blue, call him in and say, 'could you stop recording all that wank material, please? Your grandmother doesn't need to know!'

Guaranteed he will not touch himself for about half an hour!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Titch did say he was glad they were with him as he would be hard pushed to prove his innocence otherwise.

I believe them as they are not quick enough to think up an excuse as fast as they did.

Peace restored and my faith in his innocence ( coff) lives for another day.

That is a problem with Sky+ as it will delete things to make space for new recordings. It's one of the few areas Tivo is better.

I hope you've told his friends you will have to inform their parents.

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

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Well done Laine for being so calm and listening to two sides of the story. I love it when peace is restored.

I think you deserve a class of wine for what you have been through today! lol made me chukkle today xx

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over a year ago

Titch did say he was glad they were with him as he would be hard pushed to prove his innocence otherwise.

I believe them as they are not quick enough to think up an excuse as fast as they did.

Peace restored and my faith in his innocence ( coff) lives for another day.

That is a problem with Sky+ as it will delete things to make space for new recordings. It's one of the few areas Tivo is better.

I hope you've told his friends you will have to inform their parents."

Making them tidy the kitchen is punishment enough .... we all had a laugh.

Titch will never let them forget this for a long time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At 14 I had a stack of my dads girlie mags under my pillow. Didn't have sky back then and no Internet either lol

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over a year ago

"Well done Laine for being so calm and listening to two sides of the story. I love it when peace is restored.

I think you deserve a class of wine for what you have been through today! lol made me chukkle today xx"

My day started at stupid 'o' clock when the 'doodle escaped and I had to go looking for him in the dark and cold. Ended with this.

I've run the whole gamut of emotions today so that wine is well deserved. Phew.

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over a year ago

Bless his mates for fessing up and exonerate your son.

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By *padger1066Man
over a year ago

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Lol my mates used to cover up for me also! I bet they were all in it together! - when I was 14 my mum caught me smoking and she made me smoke 20 fags till I was sick - maybe you should lock them in a room with a packet of wet wipes and make them watch porn till they have gone through the lot of them! But bless him it's not as bad as some of the porn he could be watching on his phone or computer x

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