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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I dropped some toast on myself and now have crumbs down my cleavage. Any suggestions on how to get them out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have quite a few suggestions tbh..

Shaking them about should help

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

DustBuster

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

You will have to do a handstand and let gravity take over unless they are heavily buttered crumbs then I think a shower would suffice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Wolverhampton wandering tongue?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I have quite a few suggestions tbh..

Shaking them about should help

Mr "

But that might just move the crumbs further around my bra

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"DustBuster

Not got one. We have a Shark instead. Could get dangerous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dropped some toast on myself and now have crumbs down my cleavage. Any suggestions on how to get them out?

Invite me over for a late breakfast - I’m hungry for toast and happy to work for it

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"You will have to do a handstand and let gravity take over unless they are heavily buttered crumbs then I think a shower would suffice."

I'm getting too old for handstands. And it was chocolate spread, not butter. You're never too old for chocolate spread

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"A Wolverhampton wandering tongue?"

Very clever. But where to find one?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I dropped some toast on myself and now have crumbs down my cleavage. Any suggestions on how to get them out?

Invite me over for a late breakfast - I’m hungry for toast and happy to work for it

Thanks. If you're lucky you might also find the cocopops I dropped last week

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"You will have to do a handstand and let gravity take over unless they are heavily buttered crumbs then I think a shower would suffice.

I'm getting too old for handstands. And it was chocolate spread, not butter. You're never too old for chocolate spread

I will hold your feet, maybe more of a wheelbarrow affair then.

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By *tms1xCouple
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Plenty ready to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dropped some toast on myself and now have crumbs down my cleavage. Any suggestions on how to get them out?

Invite me over for a late breakfast - I’m hungry for toast and happy to work for it

Thanks. If you're lucky you might also find the cocopops I dropped last week

Wow….my favourite cereal….you’re too kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd offer, but you know how it is...

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Have you tried a Labrador

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Let your ferret out of its cage

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"You will have to do a handstand and let gravity take over unless they are heavily buttered crumbs then I think a shower would suffice.

I'm getting too old for handstands. And it was chocolate spread, not butter. You're never too old for chocolate spread

I will hold your feet, maybe more of a wheelbarrow affair then.

I feel there's a joke about taking a heavy load in here somewhere..

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Plenty ready to help "

Thank you. Chivalry is not yet dead

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"You will have to do a handstand and let gravity take over unless they are heavily buttered crumbs then I think a shower would suffice.

I'm getting too old for handstands. And it was chocolate spread, not butter. You're never too old for chocolate spread

I will hold your feet, maybe more of a wheelbarrow affair then.

I feel there's a joke about taking a heavy load in here somewhere.."

There probably is where's fiddles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dropped some toast on myself and now have crumbs down my cleavage. Any suggestions on how to get them out?

Here rover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dropped some toast on myself and now have crumbs down my cleavage. Any suggestions on how to get them out?

I can offer my tongue

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'd offer, but you know how it is..."

Is there something coming between us?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Have you tried a Labrador

No. He's too busy eating my toilet paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plenty ready to help

Thank you. Chivalry is not yet dead

It is….now it’s considered creepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to go dukeing for crumbs if you like

Sorry you set yourself up that one

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Let your ferret out of its cage "

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I dropped some toast on myself and now have crumbs down my cleavage. Any suggestions on how to get them out?

Here rover"

Isn't he exploring Mars?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I dropped some toast on myself and now have crumbs down my cleavage. Any suggestions on how to get them out?

I can offer my tongue

You're in Bristol. Can you post it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dropped some toast on myself and now have crumbs down my cleavage. Any suggestions on how to get them out?

I can offer my tongue

You're in Bristol. Can you post it?

Special delivery will be there by 1pm tomorrow

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Happy to go dukeing for crumbs if you like

Sorry you set yourself up that one

I'm enjoying every moment of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have quite a few suggestions tbh..

Shaking them about should help

But that might just move the crumbs further around my bra"

Easy answer, remove the bra and give them a good jiggle. I’m happy to assess your jiggling technique, just to be sure you’re doing a good job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to go dukeing for crumbs if you like

Sorry you set yourself up that one

I'm enjoying every moment of it

And quite rightfully so

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Get on your hands and knees and get take it rough from behind….if that don’t work don’t be a waynetta

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I have quite a few suggestions tbh..

Shaking them about should help

But that might just move the crumbs further around my bra

Easy answer, remove the bra and give them a good jiggle. I’m happy to assess your jiggling technique, just to be sure you’re doing a good job

Mr "

But excess jiggling may result in sweating, which will only make the crumbs stick on harder.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Get a man to splodge a big load on your boobs.

Then he can clean them up with extra crunch.

No man could say no to that hot offer.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Get a man to splodge a big load on your boobs.

Then he can clean them up with extra crunch.

No man could say no to that hot offer."

Now I’d like to go looking for morsels on you….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dropped some toast on myself and now have crumbs down my cleavage. Any suggestions on how to get them out?

Don’t!

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I’m local and willing to help out. I’ll even bring a curly wurly and cream egg

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I have quite a few suggestions tbh..

Shaking them about should help

But that might just move the crumbs further around my bra"

If it's a blue bra, then I'll be straight round to help.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Get on your hands and knees and get take it rough from behind….if that don’t work don’t be a waynetta

Take what rough? The vacuum cleaner?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Get a man to splodge a big load on your boobs.

Then he can clean them up with extra crunch.

No man could say no to that hot offer."

But a big load of what? Butter's expensive

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

A quick blast with a blow gun

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I dropped some toast on myself and now have crumbs down my cleavage. Any suggestions on how to get them out?

Don’t!

Ok. But if I get crumb rash I'm blaming you

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m local and willing to help out. I’ll even bring a curly wurly and cream egg

We could use the curly whirly as a fishing rod. Could be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go shower

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I have quite a few suggestions tbh..

Shaking them about should help

But that might just move the crumbs further around my bra

If it's a blue bra, then I'll be straight round to help.

Sorry. White today. I'll bear you in mind when I'm in a mess wearing a blue one

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"A quick blast with a blow gun

Have you got one I can borrow?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Go shower

I'm more a grower

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Get on your hands and knees and get take it rough from behind….if that don’t work don’t be a waynetta

Take what rough? The vacuum cleaner?"

I’m very much intrigued in you domesticated skills….. have you a ride on vacuum cleaner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone holds my ankles I can go in and fish them out

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Dustpan and brush

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A lint roller?

A cat?

Fire?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"If someone holds my ankles I can go in and fish them out"

Pick someone with a good grip. You wouldn't want to get lost down there

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Dustpan and brush"

I do like a practical man

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"A lint roller?

A cat?

Fire?

Fire? I reckon I'm hot enough already

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Did you find those crumbs yet??

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Did you find those crumbs yet??"

I reckon the shower I had last night probably destabilised them and sent them off on a new adventure.

But I haven't had my toast yet this morning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it appears you have a very decent rack where the said toast could be placed ahead of crumb dispersal....

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Did you find those crumbs yet??

I reckon the shower I had last night probably destabilised them and sent them off on a new adventure.

But I haven't had my toast yet this morning..."

Do you ever have toast and honey or jam? Would stop the toast cascading down in to the abyss….

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