FabSwingers.com forum: The lying thread

By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

I once climbed Kilimanjaro naked, with only a thermos of tea and a bar of Dairy Milk to keep me going.

True story.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I’m a professional dolphin trainer.

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had all cock and clunge on this site. Fabswingers, completed it mate.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm a stud

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"I've had all cock and clunge on this site. Fabswingers, completed it mate."

I must admit, I did enjoy my pegging

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

I never tell lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once dressed up as Kilimanjaro and a naked women armed with only a thermos of tea and a bar of Dairy Milk rode me all night

True story.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"I never tell lies

Pfft

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"I once dressed up as Kilimanjaro and a naked women armed with only a thermos of tea and a bar of Dairy Milk rode me all night

True story.

Oh I wish

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m not horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once dressed up as Kilimanjaro and a naked women armed with only a thermos of tea and a bar of Dairy Milk rode me all night

True story.

Oh I wish

Lol

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"I’m not horny."

Yea, we believe you.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"I once dressed up as Kilimanjaro and a naked women armed with only a thermos of tea and a bar of Dairy Milk rode me all night

True story.

Oh I wish

Lol

*sings* Climb every mountain!!

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

We fuck anyone that sends a message

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"I’m not horny.

Yea, we believe you."

I am a multimillionaire and live in the south of France.

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

Tell me lies

Tell me, tell me lies

Oh no-no, you can't disguise

You can't disguise

No, you can't disguise

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I don't want to touch a penis ever again. Let alone touch it with my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We fuck anyone that sends a message

Still Worth a shot

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

I’ve never masturbated, ever….

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I get messages from willing females.

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By *bwlady123Woman
over a year ago

private

I’m a size 8 supermodel

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I work for Sydney University and sift through all the fab data.....

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By *ornyScouserMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

When I worked in a high end restaurant, I would masturbate into random puddings twice nightly. Fact!

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By *oupDragonsCouple
over a year ago

East Ridings of Yorkshire..

Every reply above is the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m never going to have sex again

Vaginas and tits are so overrated

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

I breed and raise wild haggis that usually only run free in the Highlands and Islands.

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

I'm a single straight guy on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found a plastic bag at the bottom of Kilimanjaro. Inside it was an empty thermos, some dairy milk wrappers and a box of laxatives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cook.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm a stud

Me too

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

I have had dozens of meets on FAB

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I am a virgin.

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By *acktopervMan
over a year ago

Stourport-On-Severn

I emptied my inbox this morning at 5.46am and it was so full this evening when i got home from work, i had no choice but to empty it again

True..........................honest.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

Some epic lies on here

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Im not an asshole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not a fab god

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

Carol vorderman would have to ask nicely to suck me

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

"I don't want to touch a penis ever again. Let alone touch it with my mouth."

I’m now not thinking of the lovely NSP , showing her skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am so bendy, I can literally lick my own pussy

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Rex hates bum sex!

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm an ex-porn star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the only man that has ever punched Chuck Norris

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once gobbled on Donald Trump's dick, while he sang The American national anthem

So true

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By *ood Time RMan
over a year ago

London / Hertfordshire

I have a terrible attitude and definitely do not have a charming personality. Complete twat I am. Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a terrible attitude and definitely do not have a charming personality. Complete twat I am. Honest "

I believe you

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

There is not one person on this thread I want to get naked with.

Fact!

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By *ig and MangoCouple
over a year ago

Burnley

Hubby is really jealous lol

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By *ood Time RMan
over a year ago

London / Hertfordshire

"I have a terrible attitude and definitely do not have a charming personality. Complete twat I am. Honest

I believe you

and did I mention I’m the description of arrogance. For some reason my verifications paint a different picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is not one person on this thread I want to get naked with.

Fact!

Hmmmmm

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

"I once gobbled on Donald Trump's dick, while he sang The American national anthem

So true"

I really want to believe this one

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

This is inconvenient because it is actually the truth. I am the Earl of Berkshire. Obviously I can’t talk about it much on Fab because it’s bad for the image and I hate being shunned from hunts and the polo.

I don’t entertain at the ancestral home or invite people to watch my horses race, but I will turn up in mustard cords and a t jacket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once gobbled on Donald Trump's dick, while he sang The American national anthem

So true

I really want to believe this one"

Look into my eyes,would I lie

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"This is inconvenient because it is actually the truth. I am the Earl of Berkshire. Obviously I can’t talk about it much on Fab because it’s bad for the image and I hate being shunned from hunts and the polo.

I don’t entertain at the ancestral home or invite people to watch my horses race, but I will turn up in mustard cords and a t jacket."

Jesus, I can’t even say t w e e d on here?! That’s got to be the opposite of w e e d!!!

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

I'm a virgin

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

"I once climbed Kilimanjaro naked, with only a thermos of tea and a bar of Dairy Milk to keep me going.

True story."

I loved that you shared your dairy milk with me or I would never have made it to the top

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

Tell me lies

Tell me, tell me lies

Oh no-no, you can't disguise

You can't disguise

No, you can't disguise

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

Dammit thanks for the earworm lol

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

"I once gobbled on Donald Trump's dick, while he sang The American national anthem

So true

I really want to believe this one

Look into my eyes,would I lie

Yes

Yes you would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once gobbled on Donald Trump's dick, while he sang The American national anthem

So true

I really want to believe this one

Look into my eyes,would I lie

Yes

Yes you would

Eeeh I'm shocked Mr ,tuts

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm so wealthy i don't worry about money

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I'm a virgin"
really

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"I once climbed Kilimanjaro naked, with only a thermos of tea and a bar of Dairy Milk to keep me going.

True story.

I loved that you shared your dairy milk with me or I would never have made it to the top"

It was the end the yak licked while I was having a wee.

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

"I once climbed Kilimanjaro naked, with only a thermos of tea and a bar of Dairy Milk to keep me going.

True story.

I loved that you shared your dairy milk with me or I would never have made it to the top

It was the end the yak licked while I was having a wee."

You kept that quiet

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By *ickaliousMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Hahaha very good. You win with this one

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By *ickaliousMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m not horny."

Hahaha you win with this one

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"I once climbed Kilimanjaro naked, with only a thermos of tea and a bar of Dairy Milk to keep me going.

True story.

I loved that you shared your dairy milk with me or I would never have made it to the top

It was the end the yak licked while I was having a wee.

You kept that quiet

Didn't wanna waste it.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

When I was touring with Jimmy and Eric in the 70s our plane came down on the beach near Wrexham. We liked it so much that we opened a B&B there.

Jimmy employed some girl guides to impersonate us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not horny."

False

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a virgin."

Sold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am so bendy, I can literally lick my own pussy "

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an ex-porn star"

I don’t use the term ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a virgin"

Marry me

I trust you , trust me . I do

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By *lydeXXXMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

I have amnesia after saving the world from an asteroid with a diving header.... you're going to need to remind me!

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By *empusMan
over a year ago

Poole

Can’t play right now, I need to get to bed early so I am not tired at work tomorrow.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

I make ladders for skirting boards

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I once climbed Kilimanjaro naked, with only a thermos of tea and a bar of Dairy Milk to keep me going.

True story."

We sold you the flask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never know when to shut up

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"I have amnesia after saving the world from an asteroid with a diving header.... you're going to need to remind me! "

I photographed it from the top of Kilimanjaro.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"I once climbed Kilimanjaro naked, with only a thermos of tea and a bar of Dairy Milk to keep me going.

True story.

We sold you the flask.

I thought £100 was a bit steep, to be honest.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I once climbed Kilimanjaro naked, with only a thermos of tea and a bar of Dairy Milk to keep me going.

True story.

We sold you the flask.

I thought £100 was a bit steep, to be honest. "

We did throw in the tea and bar of Dairy Milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, yeah. Of course I'll respect you in the morning.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I've had all cock and clunge on this site. Fabswingers, completed it mate."

This was supposed to be about lying. Not honesty.

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"Yeah, yeah. Of course I'll respect you in the morning."

You said that to me before

and it was a lie then!!!!!!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m not mentally disturbed. Perfectly sane.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shape of a pint glass determines the rate at which lager fizzes this alters the way it tastes, that is why you get different shaped glasses.

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