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Jamie Bloody Oliver

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Remember why I hate this time of year now...That mockney twat grinning out the TV at me earning his festive millions...Grrrrrrr

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Remember why I hate this time of year now...That mockney twat grinning out the TV at me earning his festive millions...Grrrrrrr "

He is a southern twat though

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Want a mince pie snoggy

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Better than gordon fucking ramsey lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Want a mince pie snoggy "

Fek Off! Bah Humbug! And he is a southerner but not a Cockney he is from Hertfordshire put on accent of his does me bleedin thrupenny bits in..

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Want a mince pie snoggy

Fek Off! Bah Humbug! And he is a southerner but not a Cockney he is from Hertfordshire put on accent of his does me bleedin thrupenny bits in.. "

Still a southerner me thinks so you should love him lol. Mind he shots on on the back of his hand whilst cooking!!

Celebrity cook wrestling in goose fat me thinks. Jamie Oliver V Gordon Ramsey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never watched or followed him or other celeb cooks.

The only one I watch occassionally is Hugh Fearnley-Whittngshaw

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I have never watched or followed him or other celeb cooks.

The only one I watch occassionally is Hugh Fearnley-Whittngshaw "

Is he the one that does slug porridge

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I have never watched or followed him or other celeb cooks.

The only one I watch occassionally is Hugh Fearnley-Whittngshaw

Is he the one that does slug porridge "

Oooo that sounds rank. Mind i did come across peanut porridge a while back in the Birmingham.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Remember why I hate this time of year now...That mockney twat grinning out the TV at me earning his festive millions...Grrrrrrr "
hes gorgeous you leave jamie alone!!! else il come and sort ya out!!!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I have never watched or followed him or other celeb cooks.

The only one I watch occassionally is Hugh Fearnley-Whittngshaw

Is he the one that does slug porridge "

I think that's likely to be Hester Blumenthal, he of the bacon ice cream etc

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"hes gorgeous you leave jamie alone!!! else il come and sort ya out!!!!"

Is that a general offer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Remember why I hate this time of year now...That mockney twat grinning out the TV at me earning his festive millions...Grrrrrrr hes gorgeous you leave jamie alone!!! else il come and sort ya out!!!!"

Oooo Your ard aint ya luv gaw blimey I outta sort ya out but I aint arsed gonna rand ya gaff cos ya bloke may be a bit tasty and I aint na mug...

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I have never watched or followed him or other celeb cooks.

The only one I watch occassionally is Hugh Fearnley-Whittngshaw

Is he the one that does slug porridge

I think that's likely to be Hester Blumenthal, he of the bacon ice cream etc"

Ah thats the one

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"hes gorgeous you leave jamie alone!!! else il come and sort ya out!!!!

Is that a general offer?"
nope...and i didnt mean a good sorting out you cheeky bugger!!! i meant a very very baaaaaaaaaaaad one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only one I watch occassionally is Hugh Fearnley-Whittngshaw

Is he the one that does slug porridge "

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That will be Heston Blumental or whatever his surname

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"The only one I watch occassionally is Hugh Fearnley-Whittngshaw

Is he the one that does slug porridge

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That will be Heston Blumental or whatever his surname "
oooooooh hes creepy!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hes gorgeous you leave jamie alone!!! else il come and sort ya out!!!!

Is that a general offer?nope...and i didnt mean a good sorting out you cheeky bugger!!! i meant a very very baaaaaaaaaaaad one "

But I bleedin hate the little pretentious lisping twat...

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"hes gorgeous you leave jamie alone!!! else il come and sort ya out!!!!

Is that a general offer?nope...and i didnt mean a good sorting out you cheeky bugger!!! i meant a very very baaaaaaaaaaaad one

But I bleedin hate the little pretentious lisping twat... "

Might be wrong but i get the impression you might not like him. Tell me if i am wrong here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

self sanctimonious, bobble headed, lisping, fake, nauseous, self appraising, crap haired, scooter riding little shite !!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"self sanctimonious, bobble headed, lisping, fake, nauseous, self appraising, crap haired, scooter riding little shite !!!!!!!!!! "

Dont hold back. I think you should say what you really think...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember why I hate this time of year now...That mockney twat grinning out the TV at me earning his festive millions...Grrrrrrr "

I totally agree with you, reminds me of a scene from Only fools and horses when Del boy refers to someone he knows that reminds him of Cliff Richard to which Rodney asks if that person looks like him to which Del Boy says "No, he's just got a face I'd like to slap"!

Don't mind old Cliff, but thatJamie Oliver...yes he is a mockney twat as you say! Can't stand the sight or sound of the twat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"self sanctimonious, bobble headed, lisping, fake, nauseous, self appraising, crap haired, scooter riding little shite !!!!!!!!!! "

Totally agree, everything you said...well put!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and dont get me started on gary ""my foods amazing""rhodes!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never watched or followed him or other celeb cooks.

The only one I watch occassionally is Hugh Fearnley-Whittngshaw "

AAAhhhhh....Hugh....My smallholding guru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and dont get me started on gary ""my foods amazing""rhodes!!!! "

Gary grips my pips... nothing he does ever seems to be original... and he loves Delia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Celebrity chefs??

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Nigella , chocolate, champers, whipped cream, strawberries,

nuff said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Celebrity chefs??

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Nigella , chocolate, champers, whipped cream, strawberries,

nuff said "

... as for her ... simpering and slurping and licking her fingers hamming it up to the cam... eugh... I'd kick her in the slats for slutting in the kitchen and giving us real sluts a bad rep.... just fekkin get on with the cooking Nigella... leave the slutting to the rest of us!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Celebrity chefs??

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Nigella , chocolate, champers, whipped cream, strawberries,

nuff said

... as for her ... simpering and slurping and licking her fingers hamming it up to the cam... eugh... I'd kick her in the slats for slutting in the kitchen and giving us real sluts a bad rep.... just fekkin get on with the cooking Nigella... leave the slutting to the rest of us! "

lol @ "kick her in the slats"

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