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"I work in facilities and part of that is I'm a qualified pat tester. I always test them better after sex, so my offer is this. Free p.a.t testing for sex? You know you want to. "  | |||
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"So not actually 'free' then is it, if you expect something in return. Might want to have a read up on the site rules about advertising professional services on the forum and offering / taking payment (of any kind) in exchange for sex" This is a parody of an earlier thread. No need to panic
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"So not actually 'free' then is it, if you expect something in return. Might want to have a read up on the site rules about advertising professional services on the forum and offering / taking payment (of any kind) in exchange for sex This is a parody of an earlier thread. No need to panic
J"That it may be, but then it may also not be and we seem to have had an opening of the flood gates with a number of similar threads | |||
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"So not actually 'free' then is it, if you expect something in return. Might want to have a read up on the site rules about advertising professional services on the forum and offering / taking payment (of any kind) in exchange for sex This is a parody of an earlier thread. No need to panic
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"I actually trained to do P.A.T testing many years ago. Clearly this is where I was going wrong! " It's all the rage now. Courses are booked out till 2029 | |||
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"Can you PAT test me to make sure I'm working right "I guarantee to hit all the right buttons and turn you on while I'm at it to confirm you working. Always professional | |||
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"So not actually 'free' then is it, if you expect something in return. Might want to have a read up on the site rules about advertising professional services on the forum and offering / taking payment (of any kind) in exchange for sex This is a parody of an earlier thread. No need to panic
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That it may be, but then it may also not be and we seem to have had an opening of the flood gates with a number of similar threads"Just about spat my drink out. My cover is blown. There's always one. | |||
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"Well this is an offer too good to refuse!" I will book you in | |||
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"So not actually 'free' then is it, if you expect something in return. Might want to have a read up on the site rules about advertising professional services on the forum and offering / taking payment (of any kind) in exchange for sex This is a parody of an earlier thread. No need to panic
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That it may be, but then it may also not be and we seem to have had an opening of the flood gates with a number of similar threads"Yes but would "i'll do anything for a shag", get the same response.  | |||
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"When I worked at a school as a cook for 9 years had the same man come do the pat tests in kitchen! Was allways an unspoken sexual tension! X" Did he do you a free Pat test in exchange for a taste of your dumplings? | |||
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"Can you PAT test me to make sure I'm working right
I guarantee to hit all the right buttons and turn you on while I'm at it to confirm you working. Always professional "Oh good I like a thorough job! Please book me in at your earliest convenience | |||
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"When I worked at a school as a cook for 9 years had the same man come do the pat tests in kitchen! Was allways an unspoken sexual tension! X Did he do you a free Pat test in exchange for a taste of your dumplings? "  x | |||
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"So not actually 'free' then is it, if you expect something in return. Might want to have a read up on the site rules about advertising professional services on the forum and offering / taking payment (of any kind) in exchange for sex" Someone clearly missed the joke  | |||
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"So not actually 'free' then is it, if you expect something in return. Might want to have a read up on the site rules about advertising professional services on the forum and offering / taking payment (of any kind) in exchange for sex This is a parody of an earlier thread. No need to panic
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That it may be, but then it may also not be and we seem to have had an opening of the flood gates with a number of similar threads"Can anyone give this man a free humour transplant? His is broken. | |||
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"So not actually 'free' then is it, if you expect something in return. Might want to have a read up on the site rules about advertising professional services on the forum and offering / taking payment (of any kind) in exchange for sex Someone clearly missed the joke "No, but... Many a true word spoken in jest | |||
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"When I worked at a school as a cook for 9 years had the same man come do the pat tests in kitchen! Was allways an unspoken sexual tension! X" I can understand that. Happens all the time.  | |||
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"So not actually 'free' then is it, if you expect something in return. Might want to have a read up on the site rules about advertising professional services on the forum and offering / taking payment (of any kind) in exchange for sex Someone clearly missed the joke
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Many a true word spoken in jest "You should get out more. Maybe book yourself in for a tattoo or a get a bit to eat. | |||
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"Can you PAT test me to make sure I'm working right
I guarantee to hit all the right buttons and turn you on while I'm at it to confirm you working. Always professional
Oh good I like a thorough job! Please book me in at your earliest convenience "I'm sure that can arranged  | |||
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"You can test my patting ability anytime "On the to do list! | |||
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"I work in facilities and part of that is I'm a qualified pat tester. I always test them better after sex, so my offer is this. Free p.a.t testing for sex? You know you want to. " Im shocked. | |||
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"Sure I’d love one. Right after I get my car fixed, eat my sandwich, get my tattoo done and park my car for free. " It's a once every 3 year service i offer? | |||
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"I'm looking for a new car and just waiting for a car saleman to come along and offer a discount, full tank and two years free insurance, after a fuck. I've so far got a sandwich and a tattoo."  Brilliant - proper made me giggle | |||
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"I actually trained to do P.A.T testing many years ago. Clearly this is where I was going wrong! " Well, now you mention it we have a few things that require testing | |||
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"I actually trained to do P.A.T testing many years ago. Clearly this is where I was going wrong! " I can pat your arse and you can tell me how I did?? | |||
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"I work in facilities and part of that is I'm a qualified pat tester. I always test them better after sex, so my offer is this. Free p.a.t testing for sex? You know you want to. " Can you test mains powered sex toys with your equipment? | |||
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"I'm qualified to do Risk Assessments, must be some openings for them here surely "Deff some risk of slipping if things get to wet. Wet floor signs etc | |||
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"I work in facilities and part of that is I'm a qualified pat tester. I always test them better after sex, so my offer is this. Free p.a.t testing for sex? You know you want to. Can you test mains powered sex toys with your equipment?" Technically yes. Must be tested thoroughly though. | |||
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"When I worked at a school as a cook for 9 years had the same man come do the pat tests in kitchen! Was allways an unspoken sexual tension! X I can understand that. Happens all the time. " x | |||
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"When I worked at a school as a cook for 9 years had the same man come do the pat tests in kitchen! Was allways an unspoken sexual tension! X" Did sparks fly.? | |||
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"I'm looking for a new car and just waiting for a car saleman to come along and offer a discount, full tank and two years free insurance, after a fuck. I've so far got a sandwich and a tattoo." This place got saleswoman? Insurance is expensive and I wfh will need for club nights | |||
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A"You know when you could eat something, just because it's in front of you? Well that's why I'm no longer a gynaecologist | |||
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