FabSwingers.com forum: Free Service

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm a mechanic and love to service a girls car, free of charge after I've serviced her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how is it a 'Free' service if you expect something in exchange.

Might want to read up on site rules about this sort of thing

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"So how is it a 'Free' service if you expect something in exchange.

Might want to read up on site rules about this sort of thing"

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm a mechanic and love to service a girls car, free of charge after I've serviced her.

Will you keep her engine running at all times?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Remember to grease the nipples.

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By *nonymous95-2Woman
over a year ago

Northwich

Can I get this alongside my free sandwich, pat test, risk assessment, and tattoo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm. I *do* need a service. Leaks, you know.

Oil leak or anal leakage, though? Only OP gets to find out

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Can I get this alongside my free sandwich, pat test, risk assessment, and tattoo?"

It's definitely the full house today

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By *nonymous95-2Woman
over a year ago

Northwich

"Can I get this alongside my free sandwich, pat test, risk assessment, and tattoo?

It's definitely the full house today

Bargain day, all that's left in house cleaning and massage, then it's a full house.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Well this is an offer too good to refuse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get this alongside my free sandwich, pat test, risk assessment, and tattoo?

It's definitely the full house today

Bargain day, all that's left in house cleaning and massage, then it's a full house.

Oven cleaning. Now *that* would be an offer I couldn’t refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get this alongside my free sandwich, pat test, risk assessment, and tattoo?

It's definitely the full house today

Bargain day, all that's left in house cleaning and massage, then it's a full house.

Oven cleaning. Now *that* would be an offer I couldn’t refuse"

Rummaging around for Mr Muscle under the sink...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Is this offering payment in kind for sex?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I'm a mechanic and love to service a girls car, free of charge after I've serviced her.

I'd google meaning of free if I were u op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this offering payment in kind for sex?"

Exactly the point I was making.

Not to mention the rules on advertising professional services on the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow only have to spread my legs to get a tune up ....free did you say ?

That's a proper deal right there...

stupes.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"Can I get this alongside my free sandwich, pat test, risk assessment, and tattoo?"

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Hardly free though.......xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get this alongside my free sandwich, pat test, risk assessment, and tattoo?

It's definitely the full house today

Its like Ant and Dec's win the adverts on here today

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Can I get this alongside my free sandwich, pat test, risk assessment, and tattoo?

It's definitely the full house today

Bargain day, all that's left in house cleaning and massage, then it's a full house.

Oven cleaning. Now *that* would be an offer I couldn’t refuse"

Add in gardening and you've got yourself a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spread over the bonnet spanner in hand I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a mechanic and love to service a girls car, free of charge after I've serviced her.

OP, did you mean a fantasy?, you'd love to service a woman's car and then it lead to hot fantasy sex and then she winks as she leaves and says thanks for not charging me. Is that what you meant?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I get this alongside my free sandwich, pat test, risk assessment, and tattoo?"

Of course, many as well make the most of all on offer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a mechanic and love to service a girls car, free of charge after I've serviced her.

OP, did you mean a fantasy?, you'd love to service a woman's car and then it lead to hot fantasy sex and then she winks as she leaves and says thanks for not charging me. Is that what you meant?"

I was just posting as a joke, as others offered free tattoos and sandwiches

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By *nonymous95-2Woman
over a year ago

Northwich

"Can I get this alongside my free sandwich, pat test, risk assessment, and tattoo?

It's definitely the full house today

Bargain day, all that's left in house cleaning and massage, then it's a full house.

Oven cleaning. Now *that* would be an offer I couldn’t refuse

Add in gardening and you've got yourself a deal

Talk about a full service. Garden and house, with oven. Yeah. Sign me right up. I need a bush trim.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"I'm a mechanic and love to service a girls car, free of charge after I've serviced her.

Can you send me a dodgy mot for a pic of my boobies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spread over the bonnet spanner in hand I hope "

Of course spanner in hand and another tool for the other job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a mechanic and love to service a girls car, free of charge after I've serviced her.

Can you send me a dodgy mot for a pic of my boobies.

Done and done, this is turning into such a nice little enterprise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Happy to take on all jobs in return for sexual favours. Please don't read the small print regarding bad workmanship etc, I'm happy to do them, just not very well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love to see the lady’s face when, after sex, OP says “tbh, I don’t really know anything about cars”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get this alongside my free sandwich, pat test, risk assessment, and tattoo?

It's definitely the full house today

Bargain day, all that's left in house cleaning and massage, then it's a full house.

Oven cleaning. Now *that* would be an offer I couldn’t refuse

Add in gardening and you've got yourself a deal

Talk about a full service. Garden and house, with oven. Yeah. Sign me right up. I need a bush trim."

Happy to sort out your garden. Have any beds to fill?

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By *nonymous95-2Woman
over a year ago

Northwich

"Can I get this alongside my free sandwich, pat test, risk assessment, and tattoo?

It's definitely the full house today

Bargain day, all that's left in house cleaning and massage, then it's a full house.

Oven cleaning. Now *that* would be an offer I couldn’t refuse

Add in gardening and you've got yourself a deal

Talk about a full service. Garden and house, with oven. Yeah. Sign me right up. I need a bush trim.

Happy to sort out your garden. Have any beds to fill? "

Many you can help with, plant a few daisies and petunias. Help keep them watered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to sort out your garden. Have any beds to fill?

Many you can help with, plant a few daisies and petunias. Help keep them watered. "

Can definitely manage that. Hopefully the occasional cuppa to keep me going...

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By *nonymous95-2Woman
over a year ago

Northwich

Happy to sort out your garden. Have any beds to fill?

Many you can help with, plant a few daisies and petunias. Help keep them watered.

Can definitely manage that. Hopefully the occasional cuppa to keep me going...

You'll be very refreshed, as well as worked very hard, I'll make sure you build up for more than 1 cup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to sort out your garden. Have any beds to fill?

Many you can help with, plant a few daisies and petunias. Help keep them watered.

Can definitely manage that. Hopefully the occasional cuppa to keep me going...

You'll be very refreshed, as well as worked very hard, I'll make sure you build up for more than 1 cup.

I've no doubt you'll crack the whip... aided no doubt by Big Dave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmmm. I *do* need a service. Leaks, you know.

Oil leak or anal leakage, though? Only OP gets to find out

Well judging by the taste...I'll keep shtum it's between you,.me and my taste buds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a mechanic and love to service a girls car, free of charge after I've serviced her.

Will you keep her engine running at all times? "

Till 6pm, then I have to start charging and it's usually time and a half

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d love to see the lady’s face when, after sex, OP says “tbh, I don’t really know anything about cars”

They usually reply with, as the sex was so good you are forgiven. Well in my head that's what I hear, but probably more like and you were a shit shag too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm. I *do* need a service. Leaks, you know.

Oil leak or anal leakage, though? Only OP gets to find out

Well judging by the taste...I'll keep shtum it's between you,.me and my taste buds "

You’re a wrongun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmmm. I *do* need a service. Leaks, you know.

Oil leak or anal leakage, though? Only OP gets to find out

Well judging by the taste...I'll keep shtum it's between you,.me and my taste buds

You’re a wrongun

That's just what my probation officer says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew there was a reason my wife needed to pass her test.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I knew there was a reason my wife needed to pass her test."

Send her round, I'll have a bloody good look

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