FabSwingers.com forum: The Action Thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You can't say a word, you enter the room (thread) and can only carry out an action.

Please remember your asterisks!

I'll start...

*lifts skirt and awaits a cheeky bum squidge from the next poster*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Walks in checks for exits. Does cock dance to attract the opposite sexes attention*

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

*walks in,attempts to go squidge a bum but gets hit with a dancing cock on the way passed*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Regains balance and starts no blinking contest*

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

*walks in, gets distracted by everything. Trips over own feet and lands face down in Mrs Em’s butt crack.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

*blinks*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*looks at everyone*

*looks at camera*

*pulls phone out*

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

*loses blinking contest due to a bruised but crack. Regains composure and wanders off to see what's happening on the phone*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*rolls eyes and puts skirt back down*

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

*remembers original quest and makes puppy dog eyes in hopes that the skirt will be pulled back up*

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"*rolls eyes and puts skirt back down*"

* goes dark when someone pulls a skirt over my head*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*walks into room, looks around at the chaos, shrugs shoulders, takes a seat*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*walks into room, lifts skirt to see I have been beaten to it. Retreat, to sit next to Shivs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* walks into the room, decides it is getting pretty crowded, so locks the door behind him

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

*feels 2 hands pressing his head… and the OP saying ‘not so fast Todger… you haven’t finished dessert!!’ *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Walks in to room goes straight for the coffee and bacon rolls with hp sauce

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"*Walks in to room goes straight for the coffee and bacon rolls with hp sauce

*watch out for the hkphooey ‘sauce’!! *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Walks in to room goes straight for the coffee and bacon rolls with hp sauce

* turns around screaming as believes he has seen a ghost since Clacton 65 walked clean through a locked door!

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

I enter the courtroom and wonder why it's turned into an orgy with a buffet. I shrug my shoulders and decide to join in.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

*roly-polys through thread*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Walks in to room goes straight for the coffee and bacon rolls with hp sauce

* turns around screaming as believes he has seen a ghost since Clacton 65 walked clean through a locked door!"

*Thats a normal reaction gives hk a Hong Kong phoey chop on way out lol

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

*knocks on armed with custard, fizz and a greasy kebab. Passes fizz and kebab round - starts custard fight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*walks into room, looks around at the chaos, shrugs shoulders, takes a seat* "

*Pushes away, as face is not a seat. Notices who it is then assumes position*

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

*walks in, farts, leaves room, shuts door*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*walks in, farts, leaves room, shuts door*"

*gas and air leads to recovery from earlier Hong Kong Phooey chop, sits up only to be knocked over by a roly-poly

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

*turns nose up, gives everyone an up and down look, walks out with a sigh*

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

* Gives up on puppy dog eyes as some greedy bugger won't come out of the way. Makes an attempt to aquire the kebab instead*

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

*walks in trips over a dildo lands on a 14inch upended dildo, brings a kinda of weird but pleasurable tear of pre cum to the tip of the peen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Eats shoots and leaves"

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

*still standing outside knocking on the locked door but can hear the chaos and smell the kebabs so keen to get in*

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"* Gives up on puppy dog eyes as some greedy bugger won't come out of the way. Makes an attempt to aquire the kebab instead*"

* rudely barged off my dessert… a rather pert arse presents itself … be rude not to… to hear the ‘intruder’ sigh ooooh ya dirty bugger! *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Parts my fanny flaps like Jesus in the sea inviting all breeders to fill me in to the sound of Craig David*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*still standing outside knocking on the locked door but can hear the chaos and smell the kebabs so keen to get in*"

*unlocks door and gestures to come join the fun*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Parts my fanny flaps like Jesus in the sea inviting all breeders to fill me in to the sound of Craig David*"

*takes a shot of Sambuca and looks across the the room*

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"*Parts my fanny flaps like Jesus in the sea inviting all breeders to fill me in to the sound of Craig David*"

*grabs popcorn and a comfy lounge chair to watch, until a guy rocks up in a bo selecta Craig David mask that I suspect may be Matt Hancock. Exits stage left......*

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"*still standing outside knocking on the locked door but can hear the chaos and smell the kebabs so keen to get in*

*unlocks door and gestures to come join the fun*"

*thanks saltnpepper for hearing our incessant knocking*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*roly-polys through thread*"

*gives eyes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*turns nose up, gives everyone an up and down look, walks out with a sigh*"

*waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*still standing outside knocking on the locked door but can hear the chaos and smell the kebabs so keen to get in*

*unlocks door and gestures to come join the fun*

*thanks saltnpepper for hearing our incessant knocking*"

*takes mrs by the hand and leads her over to a sofa*

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"*Parts my fanny flaps like Jesus in the sea inviting all breeders to fill me in to the sound of Craig David*"

*checks calendar to make sure it's between Wednesday to Saturday as that's the only time Craig David suggested making love"

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

*gesture's at _weet and spice to come over as I've found the kebabs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*walks in, stands still, action man eyes stylee looking around…. Waiting for someone to make this not awkward…

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"*gesture's at _weet and spice to come over as I've found the kebabs*"

*notes, the fact she's found the kebabs, brings his own mayonnaise*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*gesture's at _weet and spice to come over as I've found the kebabs*"

*winks, inspects kebab for mango and potential, brownie points*

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"*walks in, farts, leaves room, shuts door*"

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

*Invites MissSmith to join me even though there's this guy who hit me with his willy earlier fingering the kebabs and another claiming to have mayonnaise but there's no mayonnaise in sight*

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

*remember key to next party, don't bring kebabs as it distracts from dick waving and skirt lifting. Twangs a thong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*walks in, stands still, action man eyes stylee looking around…. Waiting for someone to make this not awkward…"

*notes her diminutive size, but then hit by her large sass. Falls on arse, gazing up with a smile*

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"*gesture's at _weet and spice to come over as I've found the kebabs*"

*happily moves towards em and the kebabs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Invites MissSmith to join me even though there's this guy who hit me with his willy earlier fingering the kebabs and another claiming to have mayonnaise but there's no mayonnaise in sight*"

*walks over to join, walking slowly looking around…notices kebabs..

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

*slams door open, springs into the room dressed as SpongeBob Squarepants, bursts into song 'Whooo...lives in a pineapple under the sea...' surveys room, exits slowly. Wrong party.

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*walks in with an erection and bumps into a wall and breaks his nose *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*walks in with an erection and bumps into a wall and breaks his nose *"

* puts on the rubber gloves and approaches wonko in a knowing manner - "now this may hurt"

(BTW you lot are mad - but I love it)

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"*Invites MissSmith to join me even though there's this guy who hit me with his willy earlier fingering the kebabs and another claiming to have mayonnaise but there's no mayonnaise in sight*

*walks over to join, walking slowly looking around…notices kebabs.. "

*wonders Who’s nibbling my Sheek Kebab? Because where im from thats us married!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Inquisitively follows the life sized SpongeBob out the room. Gets side tracked with all the talk of kebabs, goes to investigate that instead*

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

*steer's group away from kebab's due to doubt about the contents and goes to sit with the shivs*

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

*Gets there and they've left , damn it*

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

*walks in, looks round, sees noone here knows or likes him, so waves and gets no wave back, then leaves*

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

*Masturbates lewdly*

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"*walks in, looks round, sees noone here knows or likes him, so waves and gets no wave back, then leaves*"

*passes the custard

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

*walks in, gets phone out, records what can only be described as a benny hill sketch, sends to you've been framed*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*goes looking for Em so we can point and shake our heads disapprovingly at sensuallover wanking*

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

*points and shakes head disapprovingly with Mrs Shiv*

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

*Blushes and looks embarrassed at the disapproving looks (but carries on masturbating nonetheless as is close to climax)*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*enters room once more after fits of laughter and wiping tears away, lifts top up getting the attention whores out and thinks this has gotta work*

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

*Saunters in, rubs his êyês, scans the room and drops two Picture Books onto her delicately smooth thighs*

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

*catches sight of Nero’s cool watch and immediately cums*

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"*steer's group away from kebab's due to doubt about the contents and goes to sit with the shivs*"

*realises people have moved away from the kebabs so now in two minds about either grabbing the opportunity or walking away due to questionable contents. Besides shaking head disapprovingly at sensual with shiv and em sounds like fun*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*enters room once more after fits of laughter and wiping tears away, lifts top up getting the attention whores out and thinks this has gotta work*"

*lift shirt thinking it’s a game of copycat. Eyes are saying there’s no shame in my game as dress down is my thing*

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

*See's that boobs are out and struts over like a moth to a flame*

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

*walks back into room gives an award winning penis helicopter and awaits applause*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*writhes in excitement at the advancing Em and tries not to let the picture books drop to floor*

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

*Enters the room... Stands in the corner until he sees someone he recognises*

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

*applauds Kenobi on a good job as I pass. Gets to the excited boobs and pinches nipples playfully whilst taking care not to knock over the lovely picture books *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Enters the room... Stands in the corner until he sees someone he recognises*

*throws thumbs up then resumes objective(vag is life )*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*glances over at petiteWoman, notices she has her boobs out, stares, starts drooling, wipes drool and walks away embarrassed*

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"*writhes in excitement at the advancing Em and tries not to let the picture books drop to floor*"

* suddenly notices writhing boobs in his face and thinks - not bad for a Wednesday this!! *

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

*Knocks over the pile of picture books while trying to one up previous helicopter*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*attempts to hide the twitch from the nipple pinch and picture books hit the floor, goes for a hand on each cheek of Em's derriere*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Drink spills on petiteWoman picture book and boobs. No paper towels in sight*

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"*attempts to hide the twitch from the nipple pinch and picture books hit the floor, goes for a hand on each cheek of Em's derriere*"

* now the filling in a boob sandwich… this is a bloody brilliant Wednesday!!*

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

*nipple pinch went down well,hands are on my bottom,the floor is wet but bravely leans down to nibble on a nipple*

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

*looks up due to the silence,thinks to oneself yep scared em off*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*pick myself up off floor in cock bashed stupor, see just me, Em and and a snoozing Petitewoman in room, ask if she fancies a cheese toastie*

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

* nods head approvingly*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*walks in and smiles at everyone and heads to the bar who is joining me*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*picks up scattered picture books and kebab remnants, heads to kitchen, turns and asks FAF after?*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*arrives precisely when needed with kitbag and gyros in hand *

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By *edRobyn95TV/TS
over a year ago

Port Glasgow

*walks into the room, darting eyes back and forth towards the entrance to the bar and the toastie machine. Painful choices to be made*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a bar in this room?

Walks in trips over all the carnage, the sits down waiting for Nora to bring me a rich tea

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

*sits down and extends hand for a gyro and the other for the cheese toastie, I'm starving*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*opens fridge, takes out 6 week old cheddar, scrapes off green bits, shouts 'plenty of pork scratchings in the bar while you wait'*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*takes seducingemma a glass of bubbly and cider along with toasted cheese and tomatoe sandwich *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*sits down and extends hand for a gyro and the other for the cheese toastie, I'm starving*"

*mistakes extended hand as head nod, then puts cock in her hand and runs clean hand through her hair* (blame alcohol)

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

I walk in and think, I've just seen this in the other room. I walk back into the room I've just come from and it's the same again. I whip out my guitar and start playing Hotel California.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

*struts in brandishing new free tattoo, sandwich, service, PAT tested wand and risk assessment*

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

*thinks to myself that this is starting to feel like the fudge judge scene from the Grinch. Looks at penis in hand and and wonders if I'm supposed to eat this too*

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

*reminds Em, said cock should slip.smoothly does her throat*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* wakes up to realise the slight concussion had not been from a truncheon. Thinks he faces a slurp of milk, wonder if the bar is still open.

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

*walks in, goes over to the bar to grab a drink and sits in the corner admiring all the boobs being flashed whislt trying to work up the courage to go and say hello* (B)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sees toastie machine is due a PAT test,asks around if anyone knows where we could it done for free*

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

* wanders off to see Julie's new free tattoo,feeling overwhelmed,slightly sick from all the food and unsure of what to do with hand penis*

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

*casually saunters into room having heard the clamour from outside. Surveys room Terminator style, senses action, drops trousers and pants to ankles. Waddles round room to display funny face drawn around winkie*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*looks up from prone position and exclaims “A Boy without a winkle? God be praised, it’s a miracle!”*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*struts in brandishing new free tattoo, sandwich, service, PAT tested wand and risk assessment*

* sees toys, imagines a toy session and searches through kitbag *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*accidenly trips over rruk amd looks smiles and says sorry before tunning off *

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"*struts in brandishing new free tattoo, sandwich, service, PAT tested wand and risk assessment*

* sees toys, imagines a toy session and searches through kitbag *"

*sees your man struggling to find the required toy, supplies the toy to satisfy the requirements*

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

*Julie's tattoo seems to show no signs of infection yet. See's the struggle going on with the kitbag,offers hand in assistance*

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"*accidenly trips over rruk amd looks smiles and says sorry before tunning off *"

*accepts apology, sucks slightly spilt drink off fingers and wonders if a cheese toastie might be in order*

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"*accepts apology, sucks slightly spilt drink off fingers and wonders if a cheese toastie might be in order*"

*Recognizes that hungry look and steers her away from the mouldy cheese towards the gyros*

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

* walks in, motorboats to OP and then sits in the corner of the room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*walks in, waves and says hello to everyone then looks for food

but gets distracted by some beautiful women

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

*walks in, has a look around, nods hello, marvels at some boobs then asks, "is this where you come for the free service?"

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

*accepts apology, sucks slightly spilt drink off fingers and wonders if a cheese toastie might be in order*

*Recognizes that hungry look and steers her away from the mouldy cheese towards the gyros*"

*nods appreciatively whilst eating a gyros as thanks for saving me from mouldy cheese*

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

*walks in looks for fellow weirdo's, notices they're not here yet so sneaks off to the toilets for a quickie!

*walks back in the room to everyone staring because my dress is still stuck in my knickers!!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*pops in, does a double take at the sexy folk, gets all flustered!

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By *rKinkedKuntMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"*walks in looks for fellow weirdo's, notices they're not here yet so sneaks off to the toilets for a quickie!

*walks back in the room to everyone staring because my dress is still stuck in my knickers!!

Jo.Xx "

*walks out the bathroom wondering why that hair gel came flying over the top of the cubicle*

*styles hair and walks back out*

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

*Tbags the poster below

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By *kjay86Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

*walks in, sees the hot people, gets that "what did I come in here for again" feeling, wings everything else*

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

* walks in to find a teabag on forehead*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*emerges from God knows where, looks at empty hands that no longer cup seducing Em's cheeks bewildered and wonders what the hell happened. Goes to Tatsy Tatsy a big for a cuddle*

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"[blue underwear Removed by poster at 10/05/23 16:15:01]"

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"[blue underwear nicked by poster at 10/05/23 16:15:01]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walks out of shower and and grabs phone and enters this thread . Now to dry off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walks out of shower and and grabs phone and enters this thread . Now to dry off

*Amazed to Holly Willoughby at this function. Peen is amazed too *

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

* notices petite has awoken from slumber,that nipple stimulation may have been to much for her*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*walks in looking around standing in underwear wo sering how this is going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*walks in, puts beer in the fridge … keeps hold of his bottle of rum and hides in the darkest corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*hears rustling of food wrappers and noticed a bite is missing from my gyros. Found cockring and flavoured lube though*

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

*stands in the corner looking guilty hiding wrapper behind my back*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*slides in, wanging his wong helicopter style whilst slapping Em's butt*

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

*looks to woody for help with the helicopter attack,he pretends not to see me*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* finally plucks up the courage to ask lady in the corner if this is the Mormon baptismal class, or is tgat next door*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*come to rescue em by throwing towel over Gr8str8. Now my naked body exposed who will protect me from the cold*

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

*very confused about the gestures the guy beside me is making, blessing himself is rather odd. Grateful for the rescuing I raise my hand to do the warming*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*very confused about the gestures the guy beside me is making, blessing himself is rather odd. Grateful for the rescuing I raise my hand to do the warming*"

* mightily surprised by the strange array of sacred garments that modern Mormons appear to be wearing. Wondering if he could swap his knee length two-piece temple garments for that piece of string the nice lady is wearing. Reaches over and gives it a twang*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Having gone from helicopter to windmill in one swift move I'm now towel thwacking anyone withing range thanks to Joystick's gentlemanly gesture*

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

*Falls back into OP's oubliette and onto Gr8str8's soft but thwack'd towels, reclaims OP's Picture Books (for the illicitly illiterate), leaves a calling card with the words "For Rope and Fun, Just Dial 1" and then quietly retreats into the darkness*

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

*finds mysterious calling card must decide if I should dial 1 or not*

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