FabSwingers.com forum: Ooh, What Did You Delete?!?

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Dear Gentlemën,

When you are conversing with a Lady on WhatsApp / Telegram and you delete a message before she has read it {message was deleted}, does she often exclaim:

"Ooh, what did you delete?!?"

Why — dear chaps — are these creatures so curiously inquisitive and nosy??

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Dear Gentlemën,

When you are conversing with a Lady on WhatsApp / Telegram and you delete a message before she has read it {message was deleted}, does she often exclaim:

"Ooh, what did you delete?!?"

Why — dear chips — are these creatures so curiously inquisitive and nosy??

Because you keep pinching them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my good friends gets so wound up. I often delete silly messages for bantz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I do this just to annoy a certain friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Gentlemën,

When you are conversing with a Lady on WhatsApp / Telegram and you delete a message before she has read it {message was deleted}, does she often exclaim:

"Ooh, what did you delete?!?"

Why — dear chaps — are these creatures so curiously inquisitive and nosy??

Men are just the same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say it was a dick pic even it wasn’t. She might want to skip the small talk

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Dear Gentlemën,

When you are conversing with a Lady on WhatsApp / Telegram and you delete a message before she has read it {message was deleted}, does she often exclaim:

"Ooh, what did you delete?!?"

Why — dear chaps — are these creatures so curiously inquisitive and nosy??

Men are just the same! "

Curious creatures

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

What did you delete then?

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Dear Gentlemën,

When you are conversing with a Lady on WhatsApp / Telegram and you delete a message before she has read it {message was deleted}, does she often exclaim:

"Ooh, what did you delete?!?"

Why — dear chaps — are these creatures so curiously inquisitive and nosy??

Men are just the same! "

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No no no, women just like to water down their chats, hence why we ask "oh, what did you dilute?".

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

[Removed by poster at 10/05/23 10:11:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't use either medium but on here if a message goes unread for two weeks I delete it. I delete a lot of messages....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did you delete then?

My dick pic

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"What did you delete then?

My dick pic"

That’s a shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can’t I just delete a message quietly without it having to announce it to them, then I end up having to explain what was deleted anyway. It’s annoys me as well. It’s a stupid feature

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Why can’t I just delete a message quietly without it having to announce it to them, then I end up having to explain what was deleted anyway. It’s annoys me as well. It’s a stupid feature

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I find it quite hilarious...in a sadistic way.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

If I’ve deleted a message it’s because of mortal shame at making a typo. Every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can’t I just delete a message quietly without it having to announce it to them, then I end up having to explain what was deleted anyway. It’s annoys me as well. It’s a stupid feature

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I find it quite hilarious...in a sadistic way.

You don’t tell them

Oh you’re baddd

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

What DID you delete, you cheeky wotsit?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Gentlemën,

Why — dear chaps — are these creatures so curiously inquisitive and nosy??

Irony?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 10/05/23 10:11:14]"

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Dear Gentlemën,

Why — dear chaps — are these creatures so curiously inquisitive and nosy??

Irony?"

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Only after my Laundry.

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

I usually reply "Saw it anyway" - whether I did or not. Usually either leads to some laughs or worries!

(I usually do see them - benefit of wearing a smartwatch

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"What DID you delete, you cheeky wotsit?!"

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KC² - you will never know!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Why can’t I just delete a message quietly without it having to announce it to them, then I end up having to explain what was deleted anyway. It’s annoys me as well. It’s a stupid feature

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Telegram is better for this.

But the person you're talking to can also delete your comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What DID you delete, you cheeky wotsit?!"

My dick pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can’t I just delete a message quietly without it having to announce it to them, then I end up having to explain what was deleted anyway. It’s annoys me as well. It’s a stupid feature

Telegram is better for this.

But the person you're talking to can also delete your comments

Really? I’m assuming it’ll only delete them from their end? I’ve never used telegram before.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Why can’t I just delete a message quietly without it having to announce it to them, then I end up having to explain what was deleted anyway. It’s annoys me as well. It’s a stupid feature

Telegram is better for this.

But the person you're talking to can also delete your comments

Really? I’m assuming it’ll only delete them from their end? I’ve never used telegram before. "

No. There's one perpetrator I won't name who dirty deletes my comments in our conversation, because he doesn't like them.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I once received a myriad of messages from one of my line reports in the wee small hours of the morning, unfortunately I was asleep so awoke to a series of his deleted messages.

It was so frustrating!!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

[Removed by poster at 10/05/23 10:58:24]

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Because we want to know what offensive words were in your mind that you felt were too much for our fragile egos.

Or, we want to laugh at your terrible spelling "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Gentlemën,

Why — dear chaps — are these creatures so curiously inquisitive and nosy??

Irony?

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Only after my Laundry.

Go you, I don't iron

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What DID you delete, you cheeky wotsit?!

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KC² - you will never know!

I never will know

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What DID you delete, you cheeky wotsit?!

My dick pic "

If Nero sent me a dick pic, he's in trouble

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"What DID you delete, you cheeky wotsit?!

My dick pic

If Nero sent me a dick pic, he's in trouble

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Because we see the 'Test'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know as I don't have any of those so don't delete messages on them

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Someone please give him ^ a Kik™.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Somebody doesn't like this deletion business

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Somebody doesn't like this deletion business

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Shut it, you!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Erm... Men are just as bad, the odd things they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men get awfully confabulated when I delete a message. It's usually a photo of my minge, but then I get shy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all just to add to the sexy mystique some people like to portray.

I tried to do this today and it only deleted for me (facepalm)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you delete a in person conversation? I feel like a nipple cripple or boop would suffice

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Somebody doesn't like this deletion business

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Shut it, you! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to see what was said

Its normally the d*unken middle of the night texts that vanish and they are always the best ones.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I want to see what was said

Its normally the d*unken middle of the night texts that vanish and they are always the best ones. "

In this case it was "test". OP is just being a jerk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to see what was said

Its normally the d*unken middle of the night texts that vanish and they are always the best ones.

In this case it was "test". OP is just being a jerk

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I want to see what was said

Its normally the d*unken middle of the night texts that vanish and they are always the best ones.

In this case it was "test". OP is just being a jerk

He doesn't like it when he's done to him though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my good friends gets so wound up. I often delete silly messages for bantz

That's quite funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think it's just women do it.

I sometimes delete and I'll still get asked by men what was deleted X

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I don't think it's just women do it.

I sometimes delete and I'll still get asked by men what was deleted X "

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Men simply enquire about the deletion.

Women get riled!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I don't think it's just women do it.

I sometimes delete and I'll still get asked by men what was deleted X

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Men simply enquire about the deletion.

Women get riled!

Oh really?!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

OP protests too much

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"OP protests too much

I make you right swing!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

[Not removed by poster at 10/05/23 15:49:06]

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I want to see what was said

Its normally the d*unken middle of the night texts that vanish and they are always the best ones. "

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They vanish like a rhetorical apparition. More to the point, with whom are cavorting, courting and woo'ing during these ungodly hours??

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"[Not removed by poster at 10/05/23 15:49:06]"

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Et tu, Pølly?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I don't think it's just women do it.

I sometimes delete and I'll still get asked by men what was deleted X

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Men simply enquire about the deletion.

Women get riled!

I didn't even enquire? What does that make me?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I don't think it's just women do it.

I sometimes delete and I'll still get asked by men what was deleted X

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Men simply enquire about the deletion.

Women get riled!

I didn't even enquire? What does that make me?

Part of the conspiracy to pick on OP, who is not enjoying how this is going

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

I love how Android users can view deleted messages and iPhone users can't

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I don't think it's just women do it.

I sometimes delete and I'll still get asked by men what was deleted X

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Men simply enquire about the deletion.

Women get riled!

I didn't even enquire? What does that make me?

Did everyone else get a deleted message? I feel so left out right now.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I don't think it's just women do it.

I sometimes delete and I'll still get asked by men what was deleted X

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Men simply enquire about the deletion.

Women get riled!

I didn't even enquire? What does that make me?

Part of the conspiracy to pick on OP, who is not enjoying how this is going

whats new there?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I don't think it's just women do it.

I sometimes delete and I'll still get asked by men what was deleted X

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Men simply enquire about the deletion.

Women get riled!

I didn't even enquire? What does that make me?

Did everyone else get a deleted message? I feel so left out right now.

You may not have even seen it - it flashed up and went!

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Damn this uprising! This thread isn't going as well as I planned; you're all in cahoots!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Damn this uprising! This thread isn't going as well as I planned; you're all in cahoots!"

It must've been the long awaited invitations to afternoon tea!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I don't think it's just women do it.

I sometimes delete and I'll still get asked by men what was deleted X

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Men simply enquire about the deletion.

Women get riled!

I didn't even enquire? What does that make me?

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It makes you •unenquire'able•!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I don't think it's just women do it.

I sometimes delete and I'll still get asked by men what was deleted X

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Men simply enquire about the deletion.

Women get riled!

I didn't even enquire? What does that make me?

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It makes you •unenquire'able•!

Unreachable?

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I don't think it's just women do it.

I sometimes delete and I'll still get asked by men what was deleted X

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Men simply enquire about the deletion.

Women get riled!

I didn't even enquire? What does that make me?

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It makes you •unenquire'able•!

Unreachable?

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Do you require spectacles?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It turns out that OP, a man, who thinks women are riled, is eminently windupable

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Damn this uprising! This thread isn't going as well as I planned; you're all in cahoots!

It must've been the long awaited invitations to afternoon tea!

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I have a retinue of women waiting to be waited upon for Åfternoon Teå! Invitations will •not• be deleted.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"It turns out that OP, a man, who thinks women are riled, is eminently windupable"

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Don't you have any pots and pans to scrub?!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It turns out that OP, a man, who thinks women are riled, is eminently windupable

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Don't you have any chips to defend?!"

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Damn this uprising! This thread isn't going as well as I planned; you're all in cahoots!

It must've been the long awaited invitations to afternoon tea!

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I have a retinue of women waiting to be waited upon for Åfternoon Teå! Invitations will •not• be deleted."

Didn't even get one

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"It turns out that OP, a man, who thinks women are riled, is eminently windupable

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Don't you have any chips to defend?!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"It turns out that OP, a man, who thinks women are riled, is eminently windupable"

He's a great big winder-upper

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'd love to be up 'er ... ^

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