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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

What is it you need/want right now?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

To win the lottery lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee, tofu and you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Monday to hurry up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I allowed to say you...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love and friendship and a hug . . .

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Him

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

Real Madrid to get a few more goals

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Have no needs or wants everything is calm peaceful and content

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I need a:

Job

House move

Girlfriend

Holiday

Unless there is a hot sugar mummy with low standards out there….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to realise I am actually a nice, decent bloke

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

To fill the void.

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By *andadbodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Bar of Cadburys Dairy Milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuddle and then a back rub

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Cuddles and 5s x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Internet to work so I can watch TV.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Friends, failing that a Mr Whippy ice cream

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"What is it you need/want right now?"

Now you're asking for serious trouble but what ever is on your mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A coffee that i don't have to make

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"My Internet to work so I can watch TV.

Having no broadband is so inconvenient, isn’t it!! I like a little read but I need tv and internet when I want it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Internet to work so I can watch TV.

Mines fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sleep

Can’t you just shut your eyes lids?

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Lipo, a boob job, a face-lift, and a rich guy to pay for it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sleep

Can’t you just shut your eyes lids? "

They don’t do as they’re told

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

And a new vibrator, I broke the last one

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Sleep and perhaps a new television

As the screen keeps going off .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Internet to work so I can watch TV.

Have you tried turning it on and off again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sleep

Can’t you just shut your eyes lids?

They don’t do as they’re told

Oh god yes... Sleep!!

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

More of today....

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Can I add another?? A certain someone who exited my life several months ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anal. Px

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

A leg massage and someone to stroke my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anal. Px

A queue is now forming

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

"anal. Px

You're a hoot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For Monday to hurry up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d settle for a tea and cuddle in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be doing the naughty with someone

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Need: The Tories out of power.

Want: Chocolate to be calorie free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A holiday "

I’m booking one now. I’ll send you a postcard

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A leg massage and someone to stroke my hair"

Well

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Some rain wouldn't go a miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a decent nights sleep, I want a generation 5 Toyota Celica cos I spend all night looking for one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Him

Any hymn in particular?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Internet to work so I can watch TV.

Mines fine

Can I pop over?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair, London / Sheffield

A need...to have a decent night's sleep...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Internet to work so I can watch TV.

Have you tried turning it on and off again?"

Yep, and sticking a small pointy thing in the hole to reset it.

Several bloody times.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"To be doing the naughty with someone"

Need a meet for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to spoon with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Internet to work so I can watch TV.

Having no broadband is so inconvenient, isn’t it!! I like a little read but I need tv and internet when I want it."

I have books, that's quite an appealing idea.

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By *averockrockMan
over a year ago

swindon

A good foot massage! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Internet to work so I can watch TV.

Have you tried turning it on and off again?

Yep, and sticking a small pointy thing in the hole to reset it.

Several bloody times.

Who is the provider, name and shame? I switched recently due to appalling service.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"A need...to have a decent night's sleep...

That for sure

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"What is it you need/want right now?"

What do you need OP?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"My Internet to work so I can watch TV.

Having no broadband is so inconvenient, isn’t it!! I like a little read but I need tv and internet when I want it.

I have books, that's quite an appealing idea. "

Either that or the Beano 1983 annual.

Or a ladywank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing

Chilled reading a book

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By *oesMan
over a year ago

Chorley

House move

Girlfriend

Holiday

Unless there is a hot sugar mummy xD copied from someone on here found it funny but true

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"What is it you need/want right now?

What do you need OP?"

To be snuggled on the sofa with great company in front of a log burner x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is it you need/want right now?"

To run away and hide from the world for a wee while...

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to talk calmly to me when i go outside with the cat for 2 hours, stopping me from going back inside because of absolute sheer terror being outside when I sort this flea bomb thing

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair, London / Sheffield

"My Internet to work so I can watch TV.

Having no broadband is so inconvenient, isn’t it!! I like a little read but I need tv and internet when I want it.

I have books, that's quite an appealing idea. "

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..... she's only got picture books. Fact.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I want to be content.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Internet to work so I can watch TV.

Have you tried turning it on and off again?

Yep, and sticking a small pointy thing in the hole to reset it.

Several bloody times.

Who is the provider, name and shame? I switched recently due to appalling service."

Hey! Broadband. They have been brilliant so far. So this is bit out of the ordinary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Internet to work so I can watch TV.

Having no broadband is so inconvenient, isn’t it!! I like a little read but I need tv and internet when I want it.

I have books, that's quite an appealing idea.

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..... she's only got picture books. Fact.

I'm going to DM a picture of my so called picture books to you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Internet to work so I can watch TV.

Have you tried turning it on and off again?

Yep, and sticking a small pointy thing in the hole to reset it.

Several bloody times.

Tether the thingy to the thingamabob and bobs your uncle

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By *atnSolCouple
over a year ago

Selby

"What is it you need/want right now?"

Death by snu snu!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I need my bones to stop hurting

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Someone lying next to me

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

"A leg massage and someone to stroke my hair

Well

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I really need my buttock, leg and foot to stop hurting.

Lifted something I shouldn’t have earlier, as they say, actions have consequences.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I could do with another pair of hands to help me assemble the flat pack chest of drawers I'm putting together.

I have a little more screwing to do before I put the sides, back and base together.

I don't think I can do that on my own.

Neck massage wouldn't go amiss either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could do with another pair of hands to help me assemble the flat pack chest of drawers I'm putting together.

I have a little more screwing to do before I put the sides, back and base together.

I don't think I can do that on my own.

Neck massage wouldn't go amiss either. "

Sit back, relax. I'll whip it up for you. I'm great with tools

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I really need my buttock, leg and foot to stop hurting.

Lifted something I shouldn’t have earlier, as they say, actions have consequences. "

Sounds like you've squished a nerve.

My right leg and foot go numb when I'm walking or standing too long.

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By *ot_Guy999Man
over a year ago

Close by...

"What is it you need/want right now?"

Sleep and spooning!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I could do with another pair of hands to help me assemble the flat pack chest of drawers I'm putting together.

I have a little more screwing to do before I put the sides, back and base together.

I don't think I can do that on my own.

Neck massage wouldn't go amiss either.

Sit back, relax. I'll whip it up for you. I'm great with tools

All the drawers, divider and some other things I don't have a name for are done.

My living room is a mess

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Someone who wants me above anything else in the world.

Yeah, it’s a long shot, but you did ask.

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I need and want a play! So that's what I'm going to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need and want a play! So that's what I'm going to do"

Play what?

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

To finish the tiling in the bathroom, so I can get a bit of sun on my body.

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By *_monkeyMan
over a year ago

Houston

Have an intelligible conversation with a few laughs with someone who knows the value of a good conversation.

And maybe a cuddle while we do it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A leg massage and someone to stroke my hair

Well

Not like I haven't offered is it

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A wee bit I can't be bothered to get up ....

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

6 wings & chips meal with a tango orange

And an extra special Tesco strawberry cheesecake for dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chiropractor and sleep

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I need a:

Job

House move

Girlfriend

Holiday

Unless there is a hot sugar mummy with low standards out there…."

Adding to my original list, I also want:

A laugh

Some cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to come and clean my house.

A spa day

A hair appointment

A conclusion

And a really good fuck

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

A day off work, starting with a lovely lie in together (that hasn't happened since November) and then spend the day enjoying each other's company with a walk on the beach followed by a meal at a restaurant, and then an early night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sense of urgency to get something urgent done.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When my late partner was alive he would buy me gifts of what I needed. When I asked him how did he know he used to say I know what you need and you know what you want

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

The same thing I do everyday, try to take over the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cast iron skillet … and a local f buddy

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"I really need my buttock, leg and foot to stop hurting.

Lifted something I shouldn’t have earlier, as they say, actions have consequences.

Sounds like you've squished a nerve.

My right leg and foot go numb when I'm walking or standing too long.

I have a long term sciatic issue, it’s my own fault that I’m suffering.

Some people are just too dim to learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The same thing I do everyday, try to take over the world

Hi brain

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

A cornetto

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A lottery win. Please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shoulder massage.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

The lottery numbers

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"I need and want a play! So that's what I'm going to do

Play what? "

A lady never tells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A weekend off/away and someone amazing to spend the time with!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Coffee, tofu and you

Totu really?

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

"A weekend off/away and someone amazing to spend the time with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to get away on time from work…. I want to go to bed

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The Love of a good woman

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By *asyloversCouple
over a year ago

leicester

A big fat cock x

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"My Internet to work so I can watch TV.

Mines fine

Can I pop over? "

I'll hot spot you..

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

To take my daughters Crohn’s and RA away from her, so that’s she’s no longer having to inject herself every week with Methotrexate and she’s pain free and able to live her life to the fullest. She’s only 31 yrs old and it’s tough watching her deterioration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need and want a play! So that's what I'm going to do

Play what?

A lady never tells

Tell me what you will do, tell me what you won’t do, tell me what you don’t know how to do, so I can show you

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

A biker dude to experience life with

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

To start exploring a D/s relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need = Get some sleep

Want = a nice 69

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

To be wined and dined, and soundly fucked. Then spooned and fucked again in the morning, before leaving me a brew on the bedside table as they leave.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair, London / Sheffield

"My Internet to work so I can watch TV.

Having no broadband is so inconvenient, isn’t it!! I like a little read but I need tv and internet when I want it.

I have books, that's quite an appealing idea.

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I'm going to DM a picture of my so called picture books to you! "

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For goodness sakes, I thought you were joking! "The Very Hungry Caterpillar", "The Tiger Who Came To (Afternoon) Tea" and "The Gruffalo". At least they've all got B I G text and easy-peasy words.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Someone to accept me and the many imperfections that come with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to accept me and the many imperfections that come with it

Fuck me thats a lot to ask!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Someone to accept me and the many imperfections that come with it

Fuck me thats a lot to ask!!

Worth a try

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"Sleep

Can’t you just shut your eyes lids?

They don’t do as they’re told

You have to pretend to be asleep for a while first.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Bed snuggles and spooooooons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back stoking, kisses and sex

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

After careful consideration I think I'd like all of the above please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need a holiday right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After careful consideration I think I'd like all of the above please

You don’t want me

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"Back stoking, kisses and sex "

That has me thinking ‘me too’ I’d settle for a hug though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is it you need/want right now?"

A bj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to be held rn. And I want my best friend back

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By *ushingtonMan
over a year ago

liverpool

A cougar to be very dominant

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By *hippy57Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I have everything I need ,but so much I want

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

To be doing the naughty with someone

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Nothing really. I need to go the petrol station later that’s about it.

Want, errrrrr I want summer to hurry up so I can have a bbq.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to not feel the way I do.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I want to not feel the way I do. "

Are you ok woody?

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to get out of bed

I want to stay in bed

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

I need to get my arse off here and get to the gym.

I want to get to know Sparkle1974!

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Not have to go tow work today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to get up and start my day.

I want to stay in bed with C all day

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Sleep sleep sleep

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

To go back to bed. I’m sooooo tired this morning

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By *rnmrs81Couple
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

For my daughter to recover from surgery.

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