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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've been offered 4 blowjobs today

Wtf is going on?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

By women?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I've been offered 4 blowjobs today

Wtf is going on? "

Fancy a blowjob, Wonko?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By women?"

3 men 1 couple but suspect it was the straight husband making the offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Total Stud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go you wonko

You must be oozing sex appeal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go you wonko

You must be oozing sex appeal

I ooze but it's not sex

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I've been offered no blow jobs today, gutted.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go you wonko

You must be oozing sex appeal

I ooze but it's not sex"

Omg I've cum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been offered no blow jobs today, gutted.

Mrs "

Get your strapon out then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go you wonko

You must be oozing sex appeal

I ooze but it's not sex

Omg I've pissed myself laughing "

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been offered 4 blowjobs today

Wtf is going on? "

Damn, you have all the luck. Next you'll be saying your inbox has been turning yellow all day too.

Green with envy here

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

I got called a dumb bitch and told my mum is a fake hoe….beat that with ya blow job messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been offered 4 blowjobs today

Wtf is going on?

Damn, you have all the luck. Next you'll be saying your inbox has been turning yellow all day too.

Green with envy here

Yes but it was the fab subscription reminder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is the beard wonko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go you wonko

You must be oozing sex appeal

I ooze but it's not sex

Omg I've pissed myself laughing

FTFY "

It's squirt!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It is the beard wonko "

I shaved it off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go you wonko

You must be oozing sex appeal

I ooze but it's not sex

Omg I've pissed myself laughing

FTFY

It's squirt!!

Same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the celebration week.

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

You balling bro.... Even men don't offer blowjobs anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been offered 4 blowjobs today

Wtf is going on? "

Is that less than normal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been offered 4 blowjobs today

Wtf is going on? "

Lucky you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go you wonko

You must be oozing sex appeal

I ooze but it's not sex

Omg I've pissed myself laughing

FTFY

It's squirt!!

I assumed that he was making a comment about women of a certain age - it can only increase his desirability; "Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" (but said with a Scottish accent so you have no chance of understanding him)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been offered 4 blowjobs today

Wtf is going on?

Is that less than normal? "

40000% increase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go you wonko

You must be oozing sex appeal

I ooze but it's not sex

Omg I've pissed myself laughing

FTFY

It's squirt!!

I'm shit with accents. Are you saying I pulled the OP?

Grab a granny day woohoooo

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Take all 4 blowjobs and then give me 1...joking winko

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Maybe you've just got a delicious looking cock?

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

It's the hot weather...I've had 6 messages this afternoon too.

They're all at it today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been offered 4 blowjobs today

Wtf is going on? "

Only 4

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

No one has offered me a blow job today

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

"No one has offered me a blow job today

Ballgown are tougher to negotitiate than jogging bottoms...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you saying I pulled the OP?

Grab a granny day woohoooo"

I thought you had, but I have just looked at your profile and Wonko is too old for your preferences - plus he is a giant.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

It's the new celebrity Wonko (TNNT).

Imagine what it could be like?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I've been offered 4 blowjobs today

Wtf is going on? "

Are you bribing folk with jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe you've just got a delicious looking cock?

It looks like a shriveled up hotdog skin

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Maybe you've just got a delicious looking cock?

It looks like a shriveled up hotdog skin"

I think I need evidence of this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been offered 4 blowjobs today

Wtf is going on?

Are you bribing folk with jaffa cakes

I have to get rid of them some how

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Maybe you've just got a delicious looking cock?

It looks like a shriveled up hotdog skin"

Said they guy who was supposed to be ugly in just about every way! You've blown it now Wonko, getting blowie offers n'all.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"No one has offered me a blow job today

Ballgown are tougher to negotitiate than jogging bottoms..."

Why does anyone need to negotiate the gown? My mouth is up here

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

That's 3 more than I've been offered so stop whinging dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like public transport

Waiting for ages and four turn up at once

And the night is still young

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"No one has offered me a blow job today

The who blew up those balloons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky day!

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Have you chosen one yet? (I assume they are all on you, so to speak).

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

(if they're not you could do all 4)

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Next time you post a thread complaining about lack of offers I will remind thee of this thread

Oh and a mouth's a mouth if you close your eyes

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I mean you could cater for all 4 anyway I guess, I don't know.

No one knows now.

You could be an absolute stud of a stag hiding that bush in the heather up there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean you could cater for all 4 anyway I guess, I don't know.

No one knows now.

You could be an absolute stud of a stag hiding that bush in the heather up there."

They all received the same answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been offered no blow jobs today, gutted.

Mrs "

Me neither...feeling hard done by lol

Mrs

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Someone said their mum might be up for some sexy fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hopefully I won't get any today

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Hopefully I won't get any today "

Fancy a blow job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been offered no blow jobs today, gutted.

Mrs "

Want a BJ? I'm free until 1230 then I need to go to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to give me a bj I’m 32 fireman from Leeds I can drive too u , let’s see if I get any messages

xxx

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