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"What to do if a lift cable breaks. Got stuck in a lift in work and then got thinking, which for me at least is a dangerous thing "Yikes! Did you have snacks with you?! | |||
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"What to do if a lift cable breaks. Got stuck in a lift in work and then got thinking, which for me at least is a dangerous thing "Did you learn what to do? Other than ping a sternly worded maintenance email as the small metal cubicle hurtles towards oblivion? | |||
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"What to do if a lift cable breaks. Got stuck in a lift in work and then got thinking, which for me at least is a dangerous thing
Did you learn what to do? Other than ping a sternly worded maintenance email as the small metal cubicle hurtles towards oblivion? "Lifts can’t plummet groundwards other than in films. They have back-up safety devices to stop them. | |||
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"When asked if I want salad on my kebab… Frowning jazz hands " Why is the “salad” always at least 97% onion? | |||
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"What to do if a lift cable breaks. Got stuck in a lift in work and then got thinking, which for me at least is a dangerous thing
Did you learn what to do? Other than ping a sternly worded maintenance email as the small metal cubicle hurtles towards oblivion?
Lifts can’t plummet groundwards other than in films. They have back-up safety devices to stop them. "Life skill acquired: wait for back up safety device | |||
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"When asked if I want salad on my kebab… Frowning jazz hands Why is the “salad” always at least 97% onion? " Random onion fact… In ancient Egypt, the onion was a symbol of eternity as it is a circle-within-a-circle. | |||
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"I learnt how to survive a crocodile attack, its amazing advice... Learn where crocodiles live and stay away. Now it's important to realise that this advice does not work for aligators, cos they tend not to live in the same place as crocodiles. YW " | |||
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"When asked if I want salad on my kebab… Frowning jazz hands Why is the “salad” always at least 97% onion? Random onion fact… In ancient Egypt, the onion was a symbol of eternity as it is a circle-within-a-circle. " I’m partial to a random fact or two. Know any about kebabs? | |||
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"You had me right up until I read Bacardi "Talk about escalating right? | |||
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" I’m partial to a random fact or two. Know any about kebabs? " OK, apparently this information has come from research (no doubt by our esteemed colleagues at Sydney Uni): 1. An average kebab contains 148% of the daily saturated fat limit (but what is an average kebab, is it a small donner or a large shish or a mixed meat or...) 2. The average kebab provides 98% of an adult's daily salt quota (of course that assumes you eat the thing and not just look at it). 3. An average kebab contains nearly 1,000 calories, half the daily recommended maximum for women (I don't think it counts for men cos the only time they have a kebab they are so bevied up that calories are irrelevant). | |||
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"What to do if a lift cable breaks. Got stuck in a lift in work and then got thinking, which for me at least is a dangerous thing
Yikes! Did you have snacks with you?! "No and no phone with me and it was nearly school run time | |||
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"What to do if a lift cable breaks. Got stuck in a lift in work and then got thinking, which for me at least is a dangerous thing
Did you learn what to do? Other than ping a sternly worded maintenance email as the small metal cubicle hurtles towards oblivion? "That is exactly what I will do, signed off with just regards for added sterness | |||
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"What to do if a lift cable breaks. Got stuck in a lift in work and then got thinking, which for me at least is a dangerous thing
Did you learn what to do? Other than ping a sternly worded maintenance email as the small metal cubicle hurtles towards oblivion?
Lifts can’t plummet groundwards other than in films. They have back-up safety devices to stop them. "No but the ones in work do bloody drop and it's scary as hell. | |||
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"The art of leaving my curtains 10 to 20 inches slightly open " | |||
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"After stumbling onto an FBI video about how to survive an active shooter event I’ve been learning other life skills. I can now survive bear attacks, earthquakes, the bar being out of Bacardi, and various other events which tend to make my life awkward. Confident I can sashay away from danger, I’m curious what life skills have you learned lately fabistas, fabulettes and fabulars? What could I learn from you? " I can sew a button on. | |||
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"What to do if a lift cable breaks. Got stuck in a lift in work and then got thinking, which for me at least is a dangerous thing "Don’t tell me - you’d wait until it’s almost at the bottom and then jump?!
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"The art of leaving my curtains 10 to 20 inches slightly open " Now that is just being naughty, you never know what other Fabsters might jump all over you (and not in a good way). I am still sitting with a bowl of popcorn watching the theatre in that thread! | |||
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" I’m partial to a random fact or two. Know any about kebabs? OK, apparently this information has come from research (no doubt by our esteemed colleagues at Sydney Uni): 1. An average kebab contains 148% of the daily saturated fat limit (but what is an average kebab, is it a small donner or a large shish or a mixed meat or...) 2. The average kebab provides 98% of an adult's daily salt quota (of course that assumes you eat the thing and not just look at it). 3. An average kebab contains nearly 1,000 calories, half the daily recommended maximum for women (I don't think it counts for men cos the only time they have a kebab they are so bevied up that calories are irrelevant). "  Cor….I actually really fancy one after reading that…  | |||
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"It's like did you know 98% of shark attacks happen in water " Funny you should say that, cos when I was in Hong Kong I learnt some interesting life skills re sharks. Go on then, since you asked, I will share them: 1. How to avoid a shark attack - this is very important as I have been scared of sharks since seeing Jaws in 1975 - don't go in the water. 2. Er that's it.  | |||
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"After stumbling onto an FBI video about how to survive an active shooter event I’ve been learning other life skills. I can now survive bear attacks, earthquakes, the bar being out of Bacardi, and various other events which tend to make my life awkward. Confident I can sashay away from danger, I’m curious what life skills have you learned lately fabistas, fabulettes and fabulars? What could I learn from you? I can sew a button on. "In the very credible and possible circumstance that a sniper has orders to shoot the one with a missing button this is a core life skill. | |||
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"Self defence First aid De fib trained Fire warden "Stuff they teach in the bus as it heads to Luton. What else ya got? | |||
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"Self defence First aid De fib trained Fire warden
Stuff they teach in the bus as it heads to Luton. What else ya got? "Lol sorry that’s it oh how to get Pringles out tube without them breaking | |||
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"Handstands and cartwheels. " Please teach me. It’ll impress the king fu assassins next time they drop by for an ass ummm kicking | |||
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"Self defence First aid De fib trained Fire warden
Stuff they teach in the bus as it heads to Luton. What else ya got?
Lol sorry that’s it oh how to get Pringles out tube without them breaking "Expert bordering god level | |||
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"I’ve learned of peak and peak electricity times. "No! You can’t have, they don’t want you to know those. Have you checked? | |||
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"I have read a few books on how to survive the imminent zombie apocalypse. Basically, run and keep running! Also it might be judicious to build a tree house as the buggers can’t climb. ….except for those ones in World War Z….in which case we’re all fucked "I do draw the line at getting fucked by a zombie | |||
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"A life skill I desperately want to learn is how to whistle loudly. Not a little tune in the car, a “watch out that piano is about to fall on you” kinda thang" Is that an ed Sheeran song? | |||
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"What to do if a lift cable breaks. Got stuck in a lift in work and then got thinking, which for me at least is a dangerous thing
Yikes! Did you have snacks with you?!
No and no phone with me and it was nearly school run time "Blinkin' heck! I was once involved in a serious car accident on my way to collect my then-5yo son from school. Once someone had helped me out of my upside down vehicle, my only concern was ringing school. Not an ambulance or police or anyone else. School. Mr KC was off on am oil rig on night shifts at the time too | |||
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"What to do if a lift cable breaks. Got stuck in a lift in work and then got thinking, which for me at least is a dangerous thing
Yikes! Did you have snacks with you?!
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I was once involved in a serious car accident on my way to collect my then-5yo son from school. Once someone had helped me out of my upside down vehicle, my only concern was ringing school. Not an ambulance or police or anyone else. School. Mr KC was off on am oil rig on night shifts at the time too "Maybe next time you won’t look at that empty car transporter as a ramp  | |||
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"I’ve learned of peak and peak electricity times. "Don’t put a wet finger in the socket to check for electricity. I learned that. | |||
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"It's like did you know 98% of shark attacks happen in water Funny you should say that, cos when I was in Hong Kong I learnt some interesting life skills re sharks. Go on then, since you asked, I will share them: 1. How to avoid a shark attack - this is very important as I have been scared of sharks since seeing Jaws in 1975 - don't go in the water. 2. Er that's it. "In Jaws you don't actually see jaws for around 45 minutes | |||
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"How to release a shopping trolly when you don't have a coin or token..." Pick up a basket?! | |||
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"How to release a shopping trolly when you don't have a coin or token... Pick up a basket?! " Rond end of a yale key or push a bic pen lid into te slot... | |||
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"I have read a few books on how to survive the imminent zombie apocalypse. Basically, run and keep running! Also it might be judicious to build a tree house as the buggers can’t climb. ….except for those ones in World War Z….in which case we’re all fucked "Or hide in the loft and pull the ladder up like the bloke did on night of the living dead | |||
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"How to sail a boat badly. How to shoot a rifle, Replace an bicycle inner tube without using tyre levers." How do you replace a bike inner tube without using levers? | |||
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"How to sail a boat badly. How to shoot a rifle, Replace an bicycle inner tube without using tyre levers. How do you replace a bike inner tube without using levers?" I used to use my mothers spoons much to her annoyance | |||
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"How to sail a boat badly. How to shoot a rifle, Replace an bicycle inner tube without using tyre levers. How do you replace a bike inner tube without using levers? I used to use my mothers spoons much to her annoyance " Well yeah I lost count of the amount of bent Spoon's in our shed . | |||
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"How to sail a boat badly. How to shoot a rifle, Replace an bicycle inner tube without using tyre levers. How do you replace a bike inner tube without using levers? I used to use my mothers spoons much to her annoyance Well yeah I lost count of the amount of bent Spoon's in our shed ." Not very inclusive shed then? | |||
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"How to sail a boat badly. How to shoot a rifle, Replace an bicycle inner tube without using tyre levers. How do you replace a bike inner tube without using levers? I used to use my mothers spoons much to her annoyance Well yeah I lost count of the amount of bent Spoon's in our shed ." Uri, is that you?  | |||
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"How to sail a boat badly. How to shoot a rifle, Replace an bicycle inner tube without using tyre levers. How do you replace a bike inner tube without using levers? I used to use my mothers spoons much to her annoyance Well yeah I lost count of the amount of bent Spoon's in our shed . Not very inclusive shed then? " | |||
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