FabSwingers.com forum: Anyone else struggling to get meets

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haven’t had a single one since joining the site???????

Haven’t seen one of these threads in a while so thought I’d annoy you all with one.

Not sorry,

Your lovely Steve

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

"Haven’t had a single one since joining the site???????

Haven’t seen one of these threads in a while so thought I’d annoy you all with one.

Not sorry,

Your lovely Steve

Haha you got veries saying the opposite!!!!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Get on a train to Pompey, we can meet, I'll buy you an ice cream and we can walk along the sea front.

See, not that hard is it?

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

That is just the way of (the man) my friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just have a wank for now Steve, better sex is coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get on a train to Pompey, we can meet, I'll buy you an ice cream and we can walk along the sea front.

See, not that hard is it?

When the weather improves make sure you’re free, Mistress

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haven’t had a single one since joining the site???????

Haven’t seen one of these threads in a while so thought I’d annoy you all with one.

Not sorry,

Your lovely Steve

Haha you got veries saying the opposite!!!!"

Bought those on eBay OBVS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your profile is only two weeks old. Give it time

Its not a guaranteed pass to sex just because your on hear "

It’s a sex site!! We’re all on here for the same thing!!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Get on a train to Pompey, we can meet, I'll buy you an ice cream and we can walk along the sea front.

See, not that hard is it?

When the weather improves make sure you’re free, Mistress

I would always make time for you sweetie x

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

"Haven’t had a single one since joining the site???????

Haven’t seen one of these threads in a while so thought I’d annoy you all with one.

Not sorry,

Your lovely Steve

Haha you got veries saying the opposite!!!!

Bought those on eBay OBVS "

Haha I know one of your meets lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That is just the way of (the man) my friend! "

Men!!! *arthur fist meme*

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Ah my lovely Steve, have you tried clubs Steve?

(Is it what they usually say?)

Yours,

Dee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just have a wank for now Steve, better sex is coming

Is that a promise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sed it before say it again clubs and socials are a single guys best friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes "

Advice on the thread incoming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get on a train to Pompey, we can meet, I'll buy you an ice cream and we can walk along the sea front.

See, not that hard is it?

When the weather improves make sure you’re free, Mistress

I would always make time for you sweetie x"

Bet!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

I do ok for a fat Viking.

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"Sed it before say it again clubs and socials are a single guys best friend "

Clubs are great even just for the social side of life a great night out with normally great people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude, 12 years or so I've been on & off here and since lockdown it's dried up like a lake in the Sahara.

Replies are about as rare as rocking horse shit nowadays, mainly because there are just too many blokes, too many willy wavers, and too many fakes/timewasters.

Take a ticket, join the queue, expect a wait, suck it up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haven’t had a single one since joining the site???????

Haven’t seen one of these threads in a while so thought I’d annoy you all with one.

Not sorry,

Your lovely Steve

Haha you got veries saying the opposite!!!!

Bought those on eBay OBVS

Haha I know one of your meets lol "

Well, it is a site full of people that like sharing

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Nah I'm knee deep in clunge 24/7

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah my lovely Steve, have you tried clubs Steve?

(Is it what they usually say?)

Yours,

Dee"

Clubs and socials! I’ll swallow my anxiety pills and get to one

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

"Haven’t had a single one since joining the site???????

Haven’t seen one of these threads in a while so thought I’d annoy you all with one.

Not sorry,

Your lovely Steve

Haha you got veries saying the opposite!!!!

Bought those on eBay OBVS

Haha I know one of your meets lol

Well, it is a site full of people that like sharing

I'd love to share but reading is to far x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sed it before say it again clubs and socials are a single guys best friend

Clubs are great even just for the social side of life a great night out with normally great people

Thay are that been to loads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah I'm knee deep in clunge 24/7"

I’ve only ever heard ‘clunge’ said by Jay from the inbetweeners. That’s all I’m saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just have a wank for now Steve, better sex is coming

Is that a promise?

Of course, you're a site supporter it's part of the membership bro.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Brb but hopefully come back to lots of advice!

TIA x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing planned.

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"Ah my lovely Steve, have you tried clubs Steve?

(Is it what they usually say?)

Yours,

Dee

Clubs and socials! I’ll swallow my anxiety pills and get to one "

They are great highly recommend, once the nerves go im sure you’ll have a great time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Build it and they will come

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton

"Get on a train to Pompey, we can meet, I'll buy you an ice cream and we can walk along the sea front.

See, not that hard is it?

When the weather improves make sure you’re free, Mistress

I wouldn't be waiting for good weather with an offer like that, can't be complaining & then making excuses. Run forest run.....

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Nah I'm knee deep in clunge 24/7

I’ve only ever heard ‘clunge’ said by Jay from the inbetweeners. That’s all I’m saying.

Jay would get 'clunge' if he were on here, just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just have a wank for now Steve, better sex is coming

Is that a promise?

Of course, you're a site supporter it's part of the membership bro."

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Cant see your profile so assume you’ve blocked us (more than fine) and can’t give any genuine advice.

If you’re not getting meets I’d suggest looking inwards. Not every woman, or couple will be wrong, so perhaps your approach is off.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Haven’t had a single one since joining the site???????

Haven’t seen one of these threads in a while so thought I’d annoy you all with one.

Not sorry,

Your lovely Steve

Are you sending cock pics with your messages, the Dorises love that....

If you don't have any cock pics I'll send you some of mine for your profile. Don't worry they're "a bit" different, women don't read profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven’t had a single one since joining the site???????

Haven’t seen one of these threads in a while so thought I’d annoy you all with one.

Not sorry,

Your lovely Steve

Are you sending cock pics with your messages, the Dorises love that....

If you don't have any cock pics I'll send you some of mine for your profile. Don't worry they're "a bit" different, women don't read profiles.

Also, women LOVE being referred to as 'Dorises' so remember to always use that term for a sure fire win.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Welcome back steve. I have taken a break from the searching and instead I am using the forum, it is comedy gold

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Haven’t had a single one since joining the site???????

Haven’t seen one of these threads in a while so thought I’d annoy you all with one.

Not sorry,

Your lovely Steve

To be honest, I’ve had sooooo much minge I’m almost sick of the sight. I haven’t sent out a single first message in months but my inbox is permanently yellow. I don’t know what I’m doing right, but if this carries on Percy will be worn down to a nub.

People at work are noticing I’m permanently tired and my consumption of lucozade is through the roof.

Sometimes all I want is a quiet cuddle.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh Steve; I feel ya.

I'm really struggling here currently. Zero interest. I've thought about sending photos of butternut squashes stuffed in to my quim but I think, I don't want to send out the wrong impression. I'm not coy.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We can't get any meets either, plans fall through n stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t get meets, but I stopped struggling years ago…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get on a train to Pompey, we can meet, I'll buy you an ice cream and we can walk along the sea front.

See, not that hard is it?

When the weather improves make sure you’re free, Mistress

I wouldn't be waiting for good weather with an offer like that, can't be complaining & then making excuses. Run forest run....."

Right- I’ve cleared my schedule! I’m off to Portsmouth!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Yeah. No one meets my exacting standards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah I'm knee deep in clunge 24/7

I’ve only ever heard ‘clunge’ said by Jay from the inbetweeners. That’s all I’m saying.

Jay would get 'clunge' if he were on here, just saying

Fab? Completed it mate

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Haven’t had a single one since joining the site???????

Haven’t seen one of these threads in a while so thought I’d annoy you all with one.

Not sorry,

Your lovely Steve

Oh go on then....I'll take one for the team. Don't mind me going in dry do you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haven’t had a single one since joining the site???????

Haven’t seen one of these threads in a while so thought I’d annoy you all with one.

Not sorry,

Your lovely Steve

Oh go on then....I'll take one for the team. Don't mind me going in dry do you?

A, I thought you’d never get here! So lovely to see you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haven’t had a single one since joining the site???????

Haven’t seen one of these threads in a while so thought I’d annoy you all with one.

Not sorry,

Your lovely Steve

Oh go on then....I'll take one for the team. Don't mind me going in dry do you?

A, I thought you’d never get here! So lovely to see you

Do what you like to me and mention that you did in the veri xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah. No one meets my exacting standards

*Checks veris.*

*Looks at camera.*

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Yeah. No one meets my exacting standards

*Checks veris.*

*Looks at camera.*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a sex site!! We’re all on here for the same thing!! "

Is it? Are we? I am just here for the banter (erm, that's what I keep telling myself when someone turns up here!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We can't get any meets either, plans fall through n stuff

Not sure why? Ain’t no time wasters on ere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh Steve; I feel ya.

I wouldn’t meet anyone that couldn’t take one of those in her Quim. For obvious reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep same here.

They think I'm fake, or not single, or won't show me their face. So struggling to find people I like let alone a meet.

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By *aribbean King 1985Man
over a year ago

South West London

I've not had a meet yet and I've been here since December, so any advice would be appreciated very much

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We can't get any meets either, plans fall through n stuff

Not sure why? Ain’t no time wasters on ere "

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Haven’t had a single one since joining the site???????

Haven’t seen one of these threads in a while so thought I’d annoy you all with one.

Not sorry,

Your lovely Steve

Oh go on then....I'll take one for the team. Don't mind me going in dry do you?

A, I thought you’d never get here! So lovely to see you

Do what you like to me and mention that you did in the veri xx"

Something like "Just tore Steve a new arsehole whilst whispering sweet nothing's about cake in his ear. He said he's never had better and will forever more be the twinky to my cream filling....xx"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Yep same here.

They think I'm fake, or not single, or won't show me their face. So struggling to find people I like let alone a meet.

You can have our faces in your box, but not sure we're the droids you're looking for

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"Yep same here.

They think I'm fake, or not single, or won't show me their face. So struggling to find people I like let alone a meet.

Never understood why people dont show there face and expect to meet

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Oh Steve; I feel ya.

I might try that, but with a ping pong ball. My husband acquired one on Saturday. He swears it was accidental, but I think it might have been a momento

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a load of nonsense. You have veries, from meets, recently.

Yes, this is a sex site, but that does not entitle you to anything at all. If that is the approach you are using when messaging then that will be the reason you are not getting the reponse that you seem to expect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven’t had a single one since joining the site???????

Haven’t seen one of these threads in a while so thought I’d annoy you all with one.

Not sorry,

Your lovely Steve

Haha you got veries saying the opposite!!!!

Bought those on eBay OBVS "

Ooh. I need veris. Send me the link babes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This thread is going down EXCELLENTLY.

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By *anted by NightMan
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Haven’t had a single one since joining the site???????

Haven’t seen one of these threads in a while so thought I’d annoy you all with one.

Not sorry,

Your lovely Steve

I see where you’re coming from. I have been on fab for over a year and Still a fab virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep same here.

They think I'm fake, or not single, or won't show me their face. So struggling to find people I like let alone a meet.

Women aren't allowed to complain about not getting meets PW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is going down EXCELLENTLY.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is going down EXCELLENTLY.

Stirrer

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"This thread is going down EXCELLENTLY.

Well, guys, we showed the kids how to troll, and they did.

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

We can sometimes struggle as all the one we wanna meet are milesss away. But now that things are heating up may consider a fab tour

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Your profile is only two weeks old. Give it time

Its not a guaranteed pass to sex just because your on hear

It’s a sex site!! We’re all on here for the same thing!! "
i beg to differ as many here would say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a load of nonsense. You have veries, from meets, recently.

Nice ass

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By *orks and Scots girlCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Did you buy your verifications off wish then… !

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Oh Steve; I feel ya.

I might try that, but with a ping pong ball. My husband acquired one on Saturday. He swears it was accidental, but I think it might have been a momento

Fuuuuck.

You've just shamed me with one post in a way no one has ever been able to do. Add a bit more salt to my poor wound.

You should take a photo with that ping pong ball though. It'll be hot. And I'll probably cry wank over it.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Did you buy your verifications off wish then… !"

lol. I verified him because we met a couple of years ago on a previous profile (and know/ have checked that it's the same person). I think I'm clear about that?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'm struggling to find females who put out with baked goods in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick on some heels and lippy, Mr Pickle. I am having to beat the crowds off with a stick. So many meets, I am never at home these days?

Yawn. Oh have I been asleep? I was having the craziest dream ...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Stick on some heels and lippy, Mr Pickle. I am having to beat the crowds off with a stick. So many meets, I am never at home these days?

Yawn. Oh have I been asleep? I was having the craziest dream ..."

shit, that heels and lippy stuff doesn't work for me

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"Stick on some heels and lippy, Mr Pickle. I am having to beat the crowds off with a stick. So many meets, I am never at home these days?

Yawn. Oh have I been asleep? I was having the craziest dream ..."

That did make laugh, excellent

Incidently I have had about a dozen requests myself today alone and no lippy at all. Just sorting out the diary

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Stick on some heels and lippy, Mr Pickle. I am having to beat the crowds off with a stick. So many meets, I am never at home these days?"

What???

Can you send any spare this way then please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick on some heels and lippy, Mr Pickle. I am having to beat the crowds off with a stick. So many meets, I am never at home these days?

Yawn. Oh have I been asleep? I was having the craziest dream ...

shit, that heels and lippy stuff doesn't work for me"

Always works for me, try adifferent colour lippy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"This thread is going down EXCELLENTLY.

Shit stirrer

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep same here.

They think I'm fake, or not single, or won't show me their face. So struggling to find people I like let alone a meet.

Never understood why people dont show there face and expect to meet "

Me too. It's weird. Screwing headless people might be a kink though?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Stick on some heels and lippy, Mr Pickle. I am having to beat the crowds off with a stick. So many meets, I am never at home these days?

Yawn. Oh have I been asleep? I was having the craziest dream ...

shit, that heels and lippy stuff doesn't work for me

Always works for me, try adifferent colour lippy"

My current meet requirements exclude... Something like 99.99% of the population. It's not the lipstick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep same here.

They think I'm fake, or not single, or won't show me their face. So struggling to find people I like let alone a meet.

Women aren't allowed to complain about not getting meets PW!

Oh my God! Really? I must have missed that bit in the site rules and FAQ's.

Must have fallen asleep....again.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Yep same here.

They think I'm fake, or not single, or won't show me their face. So struggling to find people I like let alone a meet.

Women aren't allowed to complain about not getting meets PW!

Oh my God! Really? I must have missed that bit in the site rules and FAQ's.

Must have fallen asleep....again.

Lie there, think of England, and be grateful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick on some heels and lippy, Mr Pickle. I am having to beat the crowds off with a stick. So many meets, I am never at home these days?

Yawn. Oh have I been asleep? I was having the craziest dream ...

shit, that heels and lippy stuff doesn't work for me

Always works for me, try adifferent colour lippy

My current meet requirements exclude... Something like 99.99% of the population. It's not the lipstick

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"Yep same here.

They think I'm fake, or not single, or won't show me their face. So struggling to find people I like let alone a meet.

Never understood why people dont show there face and expect to meet

Me too. It's weird. Screwing headless people might be a kink though? "

Anything can be a kink but not for me i like to know what people look like at the very least

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By *onlywishiMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Your profile is only two weeks old. Give it time

Its not a guaranteed pass to sex just because your on hear

It’s a sex site!! We’re all on here for the same thing!! "

Well considering you’ve more veris in two weeks than I’ve had in that many years your not doing bad !!

But no it’s not a sex site it’s a swingers site that is for people to find those who they’ll have fun with so with so many guys to choose from means that ladies and couples have the pick of who they like ?

Good luck but with your fun chat I’m sure you’ll have better times to come

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Yep same here.

They think I'm fake, or not single, or won't show me their face. So struggling to find people I like let alone a meet.

Never understood why people dont show there face and expect to meet

Me too. It's weird. Screwing headless people might be a kink though? "

I’ve had hardly any dead bodies so I wouldn’t call it a kink just yet. Maybe once I’m into double figures or actively on a spree….

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

I’m sorry, but if you’re going to insist upon having standards then I’m going to run out of sympathy completely.

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

I have never managed to get a meet by sending a nice polite message first. I find club , spa and socials work best for me and that would be my advice for all single guys.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I'm struggling to find females who put out with baked goods in the kitchen "

I keep offering you my jaffa cakes

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

FAF?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"FAF? "

Do I have to?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Nah I'm knee deep in clunge 24/7

I’ve only ever heard ‘clunge’ said by Jay from the inbetweeners. That’s all I’m saying.

Jay would get 'clunge' if he were on here, just saying

Fab? Completed it mate

vivat the Fab rex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep same here.

They think I'm fake, or not single, or won't show me their face. So struggling to find people I like let alone a meet.

Women aren't allowed to complain about not getting meets PW!

Oh my God! Really? I must have missed that bit in the site rules and FAQ's.

Must have fallen asleep....again.

We have all the power, get offered constant sex and have the pick even if we are munters. Can't be complaining about that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FAF?

Do I have to?

You poor man

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I’m sorry, but if you’re going to insist upon having standards then I’m going to run out of sympathy completely. "

Yup, I know. Standards are the cross that I bear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

Not even a sniff of one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FAF? "

Only in my dream's

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I'm struggling to find females who put out with baked goods in the kitchen

I keep offering you my jaffa cakes

You are a very naughty lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep same here.

They think I'm fake, or not single, or won't show me their face. So struggling to find people I like let alone a meet.

Never understood why people dont show there face and expect to meet

Me too. It's weird. Screwing headless people might be a kink though?

Anything can be a kink but not for me i like to know what people look like at the very least

It’s a gamble, if you’re polite and you like what they say in forums it have a nice bio and pics in their public gallery, then message, politely introduce yourself, a Little banter, interests a bit about you and drop your mug shot to them, you’ll find after chatting if they want to and you don’t pressure them you’ll get to see a face pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had a meet since I rejoined fab though to be honest I'm quite happy just chatting for now

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Steven. A tut on your pickles!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back steve. I have taken a break from the searching and instead I am using the forum, it is comedy gold

Thank you Shag!

And happy Torso Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Steven. A tut on your pickles!"

Granny, you didn’t expect me to come back and behave myself did you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For those that think bad of me after this thread,

I was only joking.

Or was I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup.

We have yet to tempt a women to play with us, despite all the chat being with me (mrs) and can prove via FaceTime etc. xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you buy your verifications off wish then… !"

EBay as I said above!!!

you’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've not had a meet yet and I've been here since December, so any advice would be appreciated very much"

Be yourself and stick with it.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Nobody wants to meet us either Steve, we even offered rewards ££

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FAF? "

There you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nobody wants to meet us either Steve, we even offered rewards ££

I’d meet you both for the small fee of a million monopoly monies

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Nobody wants to meet us either Steve, we even offered rewards ££

I’d meet you both for the small fee of a million monopoly monies"

Bargain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me either op had a few great chats with lovely people and enjoy it here so that's why I stay hopefully someone will in the future

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Welcome back steve. I have taken a break from the searching and instead I am using the forum, it is comedy gold

Thank you Shag!

And happy Torso Tuesday

Isn't it Tits (and all the rest of it) Out Tuesday?? PP says so

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

I’m inundated with meets since joining to be honest, it’s getting quite tiring.

Anyway can’t stop off to the next one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know the feeling I’ve been on and off here for a few years and not had one

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

2 whole weeks before you started complaining? Should of started at 1 day 3 hours, 26 mins and 4 seconds. You've had to go to the back of the que again. Rookie mistake. Send at least 50 dick pics to single fems by the day's end. If still no luck, change your profile to Fab straight and see your box fill up.

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By *oesMan
over a year ago

Chorley

Yes not had a meet on here yet

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Haven’t had a single one since joining the site???????

Haven’t seen one of these threads in a while so thought I’d annoy you all with one.

Not sorry,

Your lovely Steve

Are you sending cock pics with your messages, the Dorises love that....

If you don't have any cock pics I'll send you some of mine for your profile. Don't worry they're "a bit" different, women don't read profiles.

Also, women LOVE being referred to as 'Dorises' so remember to always use that term for a sure fire win."

He knows........

The chick's dig it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep same here.

They think I'm fake, or not single, or won't show me their face. So struggling to find people I like let alone a meet.

I’ve found a few ladies I like. Unfortunately they are all good judges of character…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try something new like a butt mask

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Try a bit of self reflection and you’ll find the answer you seek

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Nah. Absolutely swimming in pickle tickling clunge over here

LvM

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Try a bit of self reflection and you’ll find the answer you seek

I don't like mirrors though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try a bit of self reflection and you’ll find the answer you seek

If it cracks what then?

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Try a bit of self reflection and you’ll find the answer you seek

Best bit of advice yet mate.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Try a bit of self reflection and you’ll find the answer you seek

Best bit of advice yet mate.

The mirror never lies

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By *amuelsquestMan
over a year ago

Sutton at hone

Find it difficult to find a date

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Find it difficult to find a date "

It’s not a dating site, could be where you’re going wrong mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snap! Sex site my arse.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Try a bit of self reflection and you’ll find the answer you seek

Best bit of advice yet mate.

The mirror never lies "

There’s only four things in life that tell the truth:

1) children

2) pissed people

3) mirrors

4) women’s yoga pants

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Snap! Sex site my arse. "

You want me to do what to your arse..?!!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Find it difficult to find a date "

Sorry but this says it all, there is so much more to fab, if people only took the time to explore whats on offer. The clues in the name...

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Snap! Sex site my arse. "

You’ve hidden your profile so can’t expect miracles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try a bit of self reflection and you’ll find the answer you seek

Best bit of advice yet mate.

The mirror never lies "

Gym mirrors do

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Try a bit of self reflection and you’ll find the answer you seek

Best bit of advice yet mate.

The mirror never lies

There’s only four things in life that tell the truth:

1) children

2) pissed people

3) mirrors

4) women’s yoga pants "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snap! Sex site my arse.

You want me to do what to your arse..?!!"

All the sex siting

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Try a bit of self reflection and you’ll find the answer you seek

Best bit of advice yet mate.

The mirror never lies

Gym mirrors do "

Nah the ego looking at the reflection lies

it ain't the mirror

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Try a bit of self reflection and you’ll find the answer you seek

Best bit of advice yet mate.

The mirror never lies

Gym mirrors do "

Facts!! Here now and apparently I’m a lean Adonis…not the potato I’m more accurately portrayed at home!

Fucking sexy spud though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snap! Sex site my arse.

You’ve hidden your profile so can’t expect miracles. "

Jesus wont let me down

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Snap! Sex site my arse.

You want me to do what to your arse..?!!

All the sex siting

I think I could probably be persuaded to site my sex there! You know, if you pleaded and there was cake afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, no one wants me. I don’t know where I’m going wrong

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Yeah, no one wants me. I don’t know where I’m going wrong

That's not true

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Snap! Sex site my arse.

You’ve hidden your profile so can’t expect miracles.

Jesus wont let me down"

If there were a god I reckon he/she would be a right kinky fucker so fingers crossed for you mate.

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

This thread is quickly turning into a pity fuck fest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, no one wants me. I don’t know where I’m going wrong

Get that lip bite picture posted. It'll be a game changer

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Nap time, all this talk of meets had drained me, im now going to dream about meat.....not meets

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Don't forget that coffee u promised! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here? Not really.

Offline? No problems.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually I think I vaguely remember talking to you.

If I’m correct, apologies if not, you got upset with us when we declined. You asked why and when we stated it was because you weren’t athletic in our opinion you got defensive. Probably why you blocked us too. "

We’ve literally never interacted.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"This thread is quickly turning into a pity fuck fest.

They always do woe is me n all that.....being a sex site n all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snap! Sex site my arse.

You’ve hidden your profile so can’t expect miracles.

Jesus wont let me down"

I’ve heard god invoked more than a few times…

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Haven’t had a single one since joining the site???????

Haven’t seen one of these threads in a while so thought I’d annoy you all with one.

Not sorry,

Your lovely Steve

lol! You are a regular! Stop it...

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

If anyone would like some profile advice for your online persona then feel free to contact me and I’ll set you straight. You’ll be knee deep in flappy flaps and floppy foreskin in no time at all

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Actually I think I vaguely remember talking to you.

We’ve literally never interacted.

And to note that we believe "naming and shaming" discussions that presumably happened via PM (with a totally different person!) aren't allowed on the forum....

But there we are.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Snap! Sex site my arse.

You’ve hidden your profile so can’t expect miracles.

Jesus wont let me down

If there were a god I reckon he/she would be a right kinky fucker so fingers crossed for you mate.

Would God be able to get a meet on fab...is that a miracle to far I wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here? Not really.

Offline? No problems. "

I find that. It seems so weird?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, no one wants me. I don’t know where I’m going wrong

That's not true

I’m just joking. I thought we were being sarcastic

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"This thread is quickly turning into a pity fuck fest.

Are you giving pity fucks? I wouldn't normally accept them but I would make an exception

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Yeah, no one wants me. I don’t know where I’m going wrong

That's not true

I’m just joking. I thought we were being sarcastic

I didn't read first, just looked at latest comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here? Not really.

Offline? No problems.

I find that. It seems so weird? "

I’m better in person. That’s how I explain it anyway.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Quite the opposite, despite the profile saying not meeting a few times. I've had a few messages asking to meet today. Maybe need to work on my resting bitch face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, no one wants me. I don’t know where I’m going wrong

Lies. I’d put on a kilt on for you

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"On here? Not really.

Offline? No problems.

I find that. It seems so weird?

I’m better in person. That’s how I explain it anyway. "

I’m the tame me on here

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"On here? Not really.

Offline? No problems.

I find that. It seems so weird?

I’m better in person. That’s how I explain it anyway.

I’m the tame me on here

Tru dat

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"On here? Not really.

Offline? No problems.

I find that. It seems so weird?

I’m better in person. That’s how I explain it anyway.

I’m the tame me on here

Real you is soft and fluffy

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Yeah, no one wants me. I don’t know where I’m going wrong

Lies. I’d put on a kilt on for you "

You need to check out Skilts. Every day kilts and they’re awesome! Check our pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here? Not really.

Offline? No problems.

I find that. It seems so weird?

I’m better in person. That’s how I explain it anyway.

I’m the tame me on here

Real you is soft and fluffy

I think that so many on here have either had or related bad experiences, people are just more wary. Meeting someone spontaneously, in a bar or social event, is a completely different dynamic.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Yeah, no one wants me. I don’t know where I’m going wrong

Lies. I’d put on a kilt on for you

You need to check out Skilts. Every day kilts and they’re awesome! Check our pics

Seen*

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Me! Unfuckable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ttfn

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Good struggling to get meets thread everyone

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

So you think it's all over ?

Well ...... it is now.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

^^ this

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