FabSwingers.com forum: What is the funniest surname you have heard in your life

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Happy Mondays everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

King

Anything put before it is always hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My former dentist's surname was pronounced Nice. Although spelt differently.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I knew a guy called Barry Tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My former dentist's surname was pronounced Nice. Although spelt differently.

Mine was Dentith

I kid you not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My former dentist's surname was pronounced Nice. Although spelt differently.

Mine was Dentith

I kid you not"

Haha.. hilarious.

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By *hitevanMan
over a year ago

sheffield ( S17 )

Teresa green

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Knew a woman called Jenny Taylor.

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

Not a funny surname as such, but used to have to work with a guy called Wayne Connor and whenever anyone said his full name it made me giggle.

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

I spoke to a Mrs Twatt once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I come across a lot in my day job.

Snook

Snoxell

Fish

Welly

Come to mind straight off.

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By *empest2KMan
over a year ago

Derby

I once worked in a company that had two female employees with the surnames ‘Swallow’ and ‘Maddick’. I'm pretty sure you can work out what phrase was coined when the pair of them were in the same room...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy Mondays everyone

My mate is called dean gotobed

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

McKraken..... The parents clearly hated this child

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"McKraken..... The parents clearly hated this child "

Please say his first name is Phil

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London

A Indonesian engineer on a boat I worked on was called Richard Longdong.

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

We had an Eileen Sideways and Annette Kirton as patients at an old job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine is called

Cocks

I have his name over the phone and a lady said is that Cox and I said no….like the male anatomy….she sighed and said “oh, what an unfortunate boy”

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By *he SmiffsCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

I honestly once knew a lady called

Iris Stew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Richard Brain. His friends are merciless.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"McKraken..... The parents clearly hated this child

Please say his first name is Phil

No but it was his middle name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As in burger!?

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

I used to work with a girl called Cocks, although spelt slightly differently

Her colleagues used to call her the girl with the unfortunate surname.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a manager called David Davidson.

And worked with a woman who's last name was Jobe. Not so bad but her first name was Nay and she lived in Glasgow.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Lillicrap was one which I was glad not to be born with.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

There was also a Mr I Swindell-Banks in the locality where I grew up.

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By *amhorniestMan
over a year ago

Surrey

Saw a cook book in Thailand called 'cooking with poo'

The author's name was poo!

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By *helby_335Couple
over a year ago

Aberaeron

Dated a titcumb in school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I knew a guy called Barry Tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First name Thank Surname God.. pretty sure that's what his mother said after giving birth and just rolled with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phil mee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"McKraken..... The parents clearly hated this child

Please say his first name is Phil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"McKraken..... The parents clearly hated this child

Please say his first name is Phil

Phil mcavity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick.

‘K’ was working with my mum in her business and my mother hadn’t prepared me (she likes a laugh, does my mum). My mum was nearby when I asked ‘K’s surname for a form and was silently wetting herself laughing in the background as I did my best ‘oh really, how normal’ reaction to ‘K’ explaining her surname was Dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years ago I was looking after a child. Parents not married but had double barreled surnames.

Mother's surname Eggby, Dad surname was Bacon

Yep, the kid was Eggby-Bacon

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

I've got a lovely made up name for the gorgeous, scantily clad girl on a Caribbean condom advertising poster which has pride of place on my spare bedroom wall..

"Consuela Domingo"

Without mentioning the brand name, the poster says "For the Wickedest Ride".

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

My mate Andy and his sister Lillian.... A Pratt and Lil Pratt

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

A friend of a friend is called Ray pugh

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"A few years ago I was looking after a child. Parents not married but had double barreled surnames.

Mother's surname Eggby, Dad surname was Bacon

Yep, the kid was Eggby-Bacon

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made me laugh

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Saw one called cockayne the other day

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By *eaqueenWoman
over a year ago

Heathrow

I worked with a Mr Glascock and my mother delivered a baby for Mrs Shithapy.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"McKraken..... The parents clearly hated this child

Please say his first name is Phil

I borrowed an book from a girl called Lisa who had that surname too.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"Phil mee "

Did he answer the phone: “hello, Mee here” ?

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

The Turkish ambassador to Moscow in 1943 was called Mustapha Kunt. Do I win something?

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By *ophie199Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Virgin -boy was a legend but scarred with that surname.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

A childhood ground was Rickets and he did actually have Rickets, nice bit of irony

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

Barry and Sue Cox called their son Isaac.

True.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"A childhood ground was Rickets and he did actually have Rickets, nice bit of irony "

Friend*

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I heard a name called out at the doctors surgery, that made me laugh. "Ashley Sitdown". Imagine what happened when he was in school.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Truss is quite funny

Trump would be funny..if he wasn't such an all round nasty c##t

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Just from the works database I've come across Mrs Furniturewallah and Mrs Troll.

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By *pool6969Man
over a year ago

Bedworth

"Lillicrap was one which I was glad not to be born with."

Was there a actor called Christopher lillcrap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not just the surname, but Chris Mistry. And I once worked with a gynaecologist called Dr Studd who had a nurse called nurse Nurse.

Bess x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Working with international students means we've seen/heard all the different sorts of names known to man! I think we're over it when someone has an amusing sounding surname (or name) nowadays

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By *pool6969Man
over a year ago

Bedworth

Work with a guy called Richard head

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

Mrs Bush (say it... )

Mike Hunt (really was his name)

Ben Dover (genuine)

William Williamson ( we called him double dick)

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

"Lillicrap was one which I was glad not to be born with.

Was there a actor called Christopher lillcrap"

Yes

Also a Welsh female rugby player Siwean Lillicrap

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

"Saw one called cockayne the other day"

England Rugby player Amy

She plays h**ker shirt 2

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By *oJo pornstarMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Gary and Phil Neville's dad.

Neville Neville.

Their grandparents must have has a sense of humour

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By *uper friendly aviatorMan
over a year ago

Dereham

Went to school with a girl who had the surname Cockaday.

I wish I was lying, the poor girl didn’t have a great time of it at school.

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

I went to school with a poor girl whose parents had christened her Polly Hester.

It's just not right to pre subject your kids to additional stick from often cruel school kids.

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Anyone know Vic Burns. Try putting it on you fanny. You will then.

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By *ub_desiresWoman
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I worked with a manager called Richard Head! So very true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ho you fat the basketball player

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just uncoupled a locomotive called

Dick mabbutt - dick Mab Butt made me laugh

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By *hippy57Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Sounds unbelievable but totally true,years ago I had a six month affair with a married women,her surname was moorcock,and she did definitely love it,was great fun

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By *eckingHornedMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Bob Sherunkle. Genuinely

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By *hippy57Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I do think your cock is perfect ,want that lol

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By *rNice.Man
over a year ago

scunthorpe

Bastard .... there s only one person left in the UK with that surname ...

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By *uskymotoMan
over a year ago

Cumbria

I went to school with a lad called Michael Hunt,,,, we always called him Mike

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By * and P southeastCouple
over a year ago

essex

Went to hospital and had to deal with a lovely lady called “Poo”

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By *ilffadMan
over a year ago

swansea

Several weeks ago, I had a young man before me called Bate. He was literally Master Bate. I had to stop laughing

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Once knew a guy called shufflebottom.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a mrs Greathead

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By *ergeant_MajorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I was once based with a female soldier whose surname was Trebilcock.

But was known throughout the Unit by the nickname 'Airtight'

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By *akeuslaugh1994Man
over a year ago

Belfast

McCracken, made 10x funnier when my mates would call him Phil..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an Amwrican friend whose last name is Minge. I kid you not, but I have never told what it means in the UK as he is a great bloke and also a ex Marine Drill Sgt

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Furikunt

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Turpin. His first name was actually Richard and he yes, he did enjoy introducing himself as Dick Turpin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A went to school with someone called wankerman

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By *atch0101Man
over a year ago

Here

Gayman

January

Dragon

Bates

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Fast

Quick

Satan

Jäger

All hockey players

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By *ornym66Man
over a year ago

Col /ips

New a bloke called Ivor John Thomas

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

I used to work with:

Ian Philip Drinkwater: I. P. Drinkwater.

L. A. Draper: I called him Lad R@per. (I was young).

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Richard Head.....Dick to his friends

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By * and bCouple
over a year ago

Chippenham

Used to work with a girl who’s last name was shitamori

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

There was (maybe still is) a Ironmongers the taylors in Stratford on Avon.

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

I knew a girl who changed her surname from 'Howsyadick.' no idea of the spelling, but that was the pronunciation

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

At my local hospital there was a urologist called Mr Lui (loo). He retired and was replaced by Miss Mistry-Pain.

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

"At my local hospital there was a urologist called Mr Lui (loo). He retired and was replaced by Miss Mistry-Pain.

Seriously? That's ace

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By *akingMemoriesMan
over a year ago

Toronto

The philosopher (Immanuel) Kant. It’s pronounced Karnt, but many of my colleagues just say ‘cunt’. To be fair, he was one.

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

I've done a bit on Kantian theory for my MBA. It reminded me of Captain Raymond Holt from Brooklyn 99

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemmy from Motorhead worked as a gay decorator who's surname was Brownsword

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Down south a news reporter had the surname peacock....First name Chris...not even a joke

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By *tterdogMan
over a year ago

South West

When working at a large air station in the south west I used to go to the local shop sometimes instead of the NAAFI.

One day I happened to clock the licencees name above the door.

Mashiter... First name Roger

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By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish

D'eath! receptionist in a hotel.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Down south a news reporter had the surname peacock....First name Chris...not even a joke"

Has a brother called drew ?

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

I worked with Timber Woods and Alice Springs.

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By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish

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By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish

"Turpin. His first name was actually Richard and he yes, he did enjoy introducing himself as Dick Turpin!"

Did he change his name to Ken Livingstone by any chnace?

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Used to work in research and a name came up requesting a callback for Mr Dickie Bird.

I thought it was a joke until his wife answered and confirmed his name was Richard Bird.

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

Greathead and Mycock!

I know surnames derived from certain professions, so take from that what you will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloke around my way called Richard head ,his parents mmust of hated him

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

Mr & Mrs Chicken takes some beating

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I worked on a job many years ago doing a refurbishment of a post office in London.

There was a chap who's name was ping.

Not funny on its own as the guy was Chinese and it's probably a common name.

What was fucking hilarious was the way he answered the phonehe simply picked up the phone and said

"Ping"

Ok maybe it's a slightly dated and perhaps borderline racist anecdote but at the time we could barely contain ourselves everytime we heard

"PING"

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Down south a news reporter had the surname peacock....First name Chris...not even a joke"

Wasn't he married to Mary Millington, soft core pornstar?

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By *ubwife4uCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone Area.

I (Mr) had a customer many years back by the name of "Shufflebottom". Even the ladys kids used to cringe every time she tried to convince people it was pronounced "Shufflebotham"

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Whodunickabollockoff.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I loved the episode of the IT Crowd when Jen was dating Peter File

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I loved the episode of the IT Crowd when Jen was dating Peter File

‘I’m Peter File!’ At the airport

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By *addad99Man
over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay

Dick especially as it's a ladies surname first time Iet here a asked did you marry one or was born a dick

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By *ig_time_CharlieMan
over a year ago

Cambridge and London

"Truss is quite funny

Trump would be funny..if he wasn't such an all round nasty c##t

Anyone who is struggling financially or paying more for their mortgage won't find Truss at all funny.

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

Used to deal with a Mr Cockhead when I had a Saturday job as a teenager. Strangely enough, he was a nice bloke!

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

The former Chief Justice in England and Wales was actually called Mr.Judge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard tell of a fella by the name of Bosco Mullarkey once

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

My cooking teacher in high school was Mrs Cooke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a ons with a Furminger

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

"Lillicrap was one which I was glad not to be born with."

Christopher Lillicrap was a children's presenter.

Think did "I'm going to tell you a story"

Made me giggle everytime I saw his name appear.

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By *s.Scarlett-MWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk (She/Her)

“Prat” is the funniest surname I’ve stumbled across

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Customer at work Mr Shatwell. Way too much information

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By *C79Man
over a year ago

Caterham

Years ago, as a customer service rep, I dealt with a Mr Nickytits and Mr Shithaby

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I had a pe teacher called Mr field.

A music teacher called Mr key.

An English teacher called Mr paige.

Once lived near a pest extermination company owned by Mr basharat...

Oh and the towing company owned by the camel family. Guess the name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a teacher called mr Pratt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"King

Anything put before it is always hilarious "

Joe?

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By *oey.joe1Man
over a year ago

swindon

Kik?

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By *nobbyknobMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandfather once dated a lady called Nora Leg

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By *nobbyknobMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

"McKraken..... The parents clearly hated this child "
Was his first name Phil?

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

Dick Head

Fanny flower

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I remember being on a training course with a Jo Blows and Suzy Swallows.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Seaside Sussex

There was a Pratt on the same year group as me in secondary school....

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By *isterE ManMan
over a year ago

Taunton

"King

Anything put before it is always hilarious "

Went to school with a Wayne King!! No joke!!

Had an old boss called Richard Holder!!!!! No one called him Richard

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"I had a ons with a Furminger

Firmingers Chartered Surveyors, Worcester

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

I knew a guy from school called Justin Seaman

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Fin Gering......I was at boarding school with him

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By *ickylouCouple
over a year ago

Once knew a guy named Phillip Michael hunt

Phill Mike hunt

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

I knew a Mike Pratt and a John Darling.

Both suffered in school

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

Shatwell!

Need I say more x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friend told me of two brothers surname Ness one called Peter and other Andrew.

P. Ness

A. Ness

She swears it's true!

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"Friend told me of two brothers surname Ness one called Peter and other Andrew.

P. Ness

A. Ness

She swears it's true!

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing

Fab won't let me post the name! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab won't let me post the name! Lol"

Try with spaces between letters, it must be good!

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing

"Fab won't let me post the name! Lol

Try with spaces between letters, it must be good!

H o o k e r. Her first name started with an A. She ran for class president when we were in high School and all her posters said Vote for A. H o o k e r.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"King

Anything put before it is always hilarious "

Martin Luther ... that's not hilarious

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Hunt..... J Arthur

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I work with a W Anchor....he is actually alrightv

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By *arry LickitMan
over a year ago

Wales

Knew a man named Cock and a woman named Pussy.. yes I kid you not.

And I once worked for a lady named Cassette Bellend, who I would address as Miss Bellend.

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By *-manMan
over a year ago

glasgow

I met a guy called Perry Balls. He knew this was quite mirthful to Glaswegians…..

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

Twatt...

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Bill teller.

Otherwise known as ATM

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Mibalzich

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By *t0600Man
over a year ago

elvedon

Cockshead

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By *ullyMan
over a year ago

Near Clacton

Alice Swallows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard a name called out at the doctors surgery, that made me laugh. "Ashley Sitdown". Imagine what happened when he was in school.

There's headteacher in Birmingham called Mr Shufflebottom.

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

Known a Lovering or two.

Don Keys.

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

Shithouse

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By *hubbyguy196755Man
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

My surname is laycock the stick i got at school for it

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I once taught a lad called Wayne Woof

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Phil McCann, BBC journalist, doing a live piece on a petrol station forecourt during the recent fuel shortages…

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By *havennaturistsCouple
over a year ago

Banff

A baker in Hazlemere, Bucks called Crapp. He used to answer his phone 'Crapp here'.

A potato merchant in Aberdeenshire called Twatt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 17 I had to have braces fitted at the dentists so there a lot

The young receptionist was pretty

Her name was Debbie Shakeshaft

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Tamara Wilby Tullett (It's now or never)

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By *uietguy689Man
over a year ago

Abingdon

I keep bumping into a german chap named Titz at work related meetings. Still struggle to maintain a straight face despite it being years since we first met .

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

When I was a youngster, I used to have a Mr Toogood on my paper round.

Always made me chuckle.

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