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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When I'm horny I get clumsy, I'm horny most of the time or I'm minxie's protege.

Today I went to buy munchies and wine for a girly night in, got to the checkout and realised I'd forgotten my purse. I got back to Tesco and the checkout woman didn't appreciate my joke about horse meat!!

Then at my friend's I have managed to pour a whole glass of shiraz over her cream carpet!! Whoops!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kin hell I hope you don't drive as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your going to have to work on those skills lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kin hell I hope you don't drive as well "

Oh I do, I'm a good driver lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope u chucked sum chardonay on it n blotted it with a towel lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hope u chucked sum chardonay on it n blotted it with a towel lol "

No I just blotted it with a towel... I don't waste wine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm horny I get clumsy, I'm horny most of the time or I'm minxie's protege.

Today I went to buy munchies and wine for a girly night in, got to the checkout and realised I'd forgotten my purse. I got back to Tesco and the checkout woman didn't appreciate my joke about horse meat!!

Then at my friend's I have managed to pour a whole glass of shiraz over her cream carpet!! Whoops!!!"

Hope she doesn't have a massive argument with you, makes you sleep on settee, then starts a forum post in morning saying how mad they are that cream carpet got dirty lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope u chucked sum chardonay on it n blotted it with a towel lol

No I just blotted it with a towel... I don't waste wine!! "

lmao hope it all came out

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Hope u chucked sum chardonay on it n blotted it with a towel lol

No I just blotted it with a towel... I don't waste wine!! "

didnt we have a thread abut this not long ago, i believe the correct reaction of your friend shoud hve been to shout at you, make you sleep on the sofa and for you to be gone beore she wakes up in the mornig

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"When I'm horny I get clumsy, I'm horny most of the time or I'm minxie's protege.

Today I went to buy munchies and wine for a girly night in, got to the checkout and realised I'd forgotten my purse. I got back to Tesco and the checkout woman didn't appreciate my joke about horse meat!!

Then at my friend's I have managed to pour a whole glass of shiraz over her cream carpet!! Whoops!!!

Hope she doesn't have a massive argument with you, makes you sleep on settee, then starts a forum post in morning saying how mad they are that cream carpet got dirty lol"

haha snap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I'm horny I get clumsy, I'm horny most of the time or I'm minxie's protege.

Today I went to buy munchies and wine for a girly night in, got to the checkout and realised I'd forgotten my purse. I got back to Tesco and the checkout woman didn't appreciate my joke about horse meat!!

Then at my friend's I have managed to pour a whole glass of shiraz over her cream carpet!! Whoops!!!

Hope she doesn't have a massive argument with you, makes you sleep on settee, then starts a forum post in morning saying how mad they are that cream carpet got dirty lol"

No she just poured more wine into my wine glass lol. We looked at it and mourned the wine though lol.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Back in the Dark Ages, when I was still married, my mate and I were out and she pulled a guy and shagged him on the sofa after I'd gone to bed - anyhow she kicked a full bottle of red over mid-fuck - remembered something about salt supposedly stopping it staining so she upended a full tub straight into the puddle without blotting it up first...it stained and we had the added fun of scraping a pound of red salt off the carpet next day

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By *teve_S65Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Sorry to state the obvious but you must be very horny tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry to state the obvious but you must be very horny tonight"

Yes & I'm staying at my friend's so I can get to work tomorrow so there's no chance of rudies.

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By *teve_S65Man
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Sorry to state the obvious but you must be very horny tonight

Yes & I'm staying at my friend's so I can get to work tomorrow so there's no chance of rudies. "

Oh dear that's no good I really feel for you..... having to work tomorrow lol

If it's any consolation so do I and I'd love some 'rudies' tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry to state the obvious but you must be very horny tonight

Yes & I'm staying at my friend's so I can get to work tomorrow so there's no chance of rudies.

Oh dear that's no good I really feel for you..... having to work tomorrow lol

If it's any consolation so do I and I'd love some 'rudies' tonight "

I'm going to try and get rudies tomorrow night

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By *teve_S65Man
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Sorry to state the obvious but you must be very horny tonight

Yes & I'm staying at my friend's so I can get to work tomorrow so there's no chance of rudies.

Oh dear that's no good I really feel for you..... having to work tomorrow lol

If it's any consolation so do I and I'd love some 'rudies' tonight

I'm going to try and get rudies tomorrow night

"

Lucky you I've got me kids or else I could of offered my services lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry to state the obvious but you must be very horny tonight

Yes & I'm staying at my friend's so I can get to work tomorrow so there's no chance of rudies.

Oh dear that's no good I really feel for you..... having to work tomorrow lol

If it's any consolation so do I and I'd love some 'rudies' tonight

I'm going to try and get rudies tomorrow night

"

keep away from red wine,and ill bring anti-clumsy pill

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry to state the obvious but you must be very horny tonight

Yes & I'm staying at my friend's so I can get to work tomorrow so there's no chance of rudies.

Oh dear that's no good I really feel for you..... having to work tomorrow lol

If it's any consolation so do I and I'd love some 'rudies' tonight

I'm going to try and get rudies tomorrow night

keep away from red wine,and ill bring anti-clumsy pill "

Don't touch the wine! If I can't have cock I must have wine.. I get both on Wednesday!!!

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By *teve_S65Man
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Sorry to state the obvious but you must be very horny tonight

Yes & I'm staying at my friend's so I can get to work tomorrow so there's no chance of rudies.

Oh dear that's no good I really feel for you..... having to work tomorrow lol

If it's any consolation so do I and I'd love some 'rudies' tonight

I'm going to try and get rudies tomorrow night

keep away from red wine,and ill bring anti-clumsy pill

Don't touch the wine! If I can't have cock I must have wine.. I get both on Wednesday!!!"

i like wine being sucked of my cock

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Sorry to state the obvious but you must be very horny tonight

Yes & I'm staying at my friend's so I can get to work tomorrow so there's no chance of rudies.

Oh dear that's no good I really feel for you..... having to work tomorrow lol

If it's any consolation so do I and I'd love some 'rudies' tonight

I'm going to try and get rudies tomorrow night

keep away from red wine,and ill bring anti-clumsy pill

Don't touch the wine! If I can't have cock I must have wine.. I get both on Wednesday!!!

i like wine being sucked of my cock"

Do you dip it in the bottle?

Have to admit I like more girth...

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