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"Kin hell I hope you don't drive as well " Oh I do, I'm a good driver lol. | |||
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"Hope u chucked sum chardonay on it n blotted it with a towel lol " No I just blotted it with a towel... I don't waste wine!! | |||
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"When I'm horny I get clumsy, I'm horny most of the time or I'm minxie's protege. Today I went to buy munchies and wine for a girly night in, got to the checkout and realised I'd forgotten my purse. I got back to Tesco and the checkout woman didn't appreciate my joke about horse meat!! Then at my friend's I have managed to pour a whole glass of shiraz over her cream carpet!! Whoops!!!" Hope she doesn't have a massive argument with you, makes you sleep on settee, then starts a forum post in morning saying how mad they are that cream carpet got dirty lol | |||
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"Hope u chucked sum chardonay on it n blotted it with a towel lol No I just blotted it with a towel... I don't waste wine!! " lmao hope it all came out | |||
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"Hope u chucked sum chardonay on it n blotted it with a towel lol No I just blotted it with a towel... I don't waste wine!! " didnt we have a thread abut this not long ago, i believe the correct reaction of your friend shoud hve been to shout at you, make you sleep on the sofa and for you to be gone beore she wakes up in the mornig | |||
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"When I'm horny I get clumsy, I'm horny most of the time or I'm minxie's protege. Today I went to buy munchies and wine for a girly night in, got to the checkout and realised I'd forgotten my purse. I got back to Tesco and the checkout woman didn't appreciate my joke about horse meat!! Then at my friend's I have managed to pour a whole glass of shiraz over her cream carpet!! Whoops!!! Hope she doesn't have a massive argument with you, makes you sleep on settee, then starts a forum post in morning saying how mad they are that cream carpet got dirty lol" haha snap | |||
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"When I'm horny I get clumsy, I'm horny most of the time or I'm minxie's protege. Today I went to buy munchies and wine for a girly night in, got to the checkout and realised I'd forgotten my purse. I got back to Tesco and the checkout woman didn't appreciate my joke about horse meat!! Then at my friend's I have managed to pour a whole glass of shiraz over her cream carpet!! Whoops!!! Hope she doesn't have a massive argument with you, makes you sleep on settee, then starts a forum post in morning saying how mad they are that cream carpet got dirty lol" No she just poured more wine into my wine glass lol. We looked at it and mourned the wine though lol. | |||
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"Sorry to state the obvious but you must be very horny tonight" Yes & I'm staying at my friend's so I can get to work tomorrow so there's no chance of rudies. | |||
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"Sorry to state the obvious but you must be very horny tonight Yes & I'm staying at my friend's so I can get to work tomorrow so there's no chance of rudies. " Oh dear that's no good I really feel for you..... having to work tomorrow lol If it's any consolation so do I and I'd love some 'rudies' tonight | |||
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"Sorry to state the obvious but you must be very horny tonight Yes & I'm staying at my friend's so I can get to work tomorrow so there's no chance of rudies. Oh dear that's no good I really feel for you..... having to work tomorrow lol If it's any consolation so do I and I'd love some 'rudies' tonight " I'm going to try and get rudies tomorrow night | |||
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"Sorry to state the obvious but you must be very horny tonight Yes & I'm staying at my friend's so I can get to work tomorrow so there's no chance of rudies. Oh dear that's no good I really feel for you..... having to work tomorrow lol If it's any consolation so do I and I'd love some 'rudies' tonight I'm going to try and get rudies tomorrow night " Lucky you I've got me kids or else I could of offered my services lol | |||
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"Sorry to state the obvious but you must be very horny tonight Yes & I'm staying at my friend's so I can get to work tomorrow so there's no chance of rudies. Oh dear that's no good I really feel for you..... having to work tomorrow lol If it's any consolation so do I and I'd love some 'rudies' tonight I'm going to try and get rudies tomorrow night " keep away from red wine,and ill bring anti-clumsy pill | |||
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"Sorry to state the obvious but you must be very horny tonight Yes & I'm staying at my friend's so I can get to work tomorrow so there's no chance of rudies. Oh dear that's no good I really feel for you..... having to work tomorrow lol If it's any consolation so do I and I'd love some 'rudies' tonight I'm going to try and get rudies tomorrow night keep away from red wine,and ill bring anti-clumsy pill " Don't touch the wine! If I can't have cock I must have wine.. I get both on Wednesday!!! | |||
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"Sorry to state the obvious but you must be very horny tonight Yes & I'm staying at my friend's so I can get to work tomorrow so there's no chance of rudies. Oh dear that's no good I really feel for you..... having to work tomorrow lol If it's any consolation so do I and I'd love some 'rudies' tonight I'm going to try and get rudies tomorrow night keep away from red wine,and ill bring anti-clumsy pill Don't touch the wine! If I can't have cock I must have wine.. I get both on Wednesday!!!" i like wine being sucked of my cock | |||
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"Sorry to state the obvious but you must be very horny tonight Yes & I'm staying at my friend's so I can get to work tomorrow so there's no chance of rudies. Oh dear that's no good I really feel for you..... having to work tomorrow lol If it's any consolation so do I and I'd love some 'rudies' tonight I'm going to try and get rudies tomorrow night keep away from red wine,and ill bring anti-clumsy pill Don't touch the wine! If I can't have cock I must have wine.. I get both on Wednesday!!! i like wine being sucked of my cock" Do you dip it in the bottle? Have to admit I like more girth... | |||
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