FabSwingers.com forum: Hey, you look fun!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do I Dave? Do I really look fun?????

What makes you look at a profile and think hey, they look fun! What even is fun?!? Is it the bouncy castle in the background? The googly eyes? The snap chat filters? (You're not fooling anyone there babe) What!?!?

I'm pretty sure I don't give off fun vibes but I clearly do somewhere and I need to know where!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s the family bag of crisps for breakfast

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Maybe Dave is a masochist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're too sarcastic, too stern, too hot. Just leave it all behind and you'll do grand scaring everyone away. Face picture might help.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Haha. It’s like “you look stunning”. How can you tell that from a pair of feckin legs! I hate the word stunning since I joined fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like you need help selecting outfits for nights out. Don’t ask me I’m just as bad

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Thought Dave was a TV Channel...

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

Don't know what your on about...it just screams fun ...

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By *ea wangMan
over a year ago

scunthorpe

Maybe he thinks you might be a good ride like the big one in blackpool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s the family bag of crisps for breakfast

It's not so fun afterwards believe me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the guys just look at women like activity centres.

Just as long as they push the right buttons it's OK right?

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

"Do I Dave? Do I really look fun?????

I'm pretty sure I don't give off fun vibes but I clearly do somewhere and I need to know where!!!!

A profile with good interesting photos, well thought out text and similar interests.

Definitely not "Will fill out later" and "not looking for fun"

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"Thought Dave was a TV Channel..."
.. my thoughts too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe Dave is a masochist?

Dave is sounding more appealing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're too sarcastic, too stern, too hot. Just leave it all behind and you'll do grand scaring everyone away. Face picture might help.

It's my go to when people annoy me, face pic sent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I Dave? Do I really look fun?????

Why are you talking about yourself in the 3rd person?

You can get locked up for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha. It’s like “you look stunning”. How can you tell that from a pair of feckin legs! I hate the word stunning since I joined fab "

And beautiful and sexy!

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Hello Dave! You’re my wife now…

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

think i need to change my username

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe he thinks you might be a good ride like the big one in blackpool"

A total disappointment?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I Dave? Do I really look fun?????

Why are you talking about yourself in the 3rd person?

You can get locked up for that

FFS not again

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By *rlooney 136Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I would have said more horny fun than just fun , especially the cheeky face shots lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I Dave? Do I really look fun?????

Why are you talking about yourself in the 3rd person?

You can get locked up for that

FFS not again "

You need to be be careful dear, there's snakes everywhere people report the slightest infraction

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

No stunning, beautiful or sexy ah well that's half my vocabulary gone

As for what makes a profile or person look fun? No idea. If I like the profile I message, say hello and chat, if they reply great, if not the ah well I tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I Dave? Do I really look fun?????

I'm pretty sure I don't give off fun vibes but I clearly do somewhere and I need to know where!!!!

That's fun-ny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the guys just look at women like activity centres.

Just as long as they push the right buttons it's OK right? "

There’s an activity centre themed bar near me. Might put up a meet so somebody can take me on a date

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Do I Dave? Do I really look fun?????

I'm pretty sure I don't give off fun vibes but I clearly do somewhere and I need to know where!!!!

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You have appeared to be a little more sociable just lately not a lot but a little and thats where they are tempted to message

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Do I Dave? Do I really look fun????"

Maybe Dave typed in haste. Maybe he meant to say ‘you look funny’.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

No sugarcoating here. Dave just wants to spunk on your tits.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Like my little toe… id bang you on my coffee table every night!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You like rum and wine. That’s fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s the family bag of crisps for breakfast

It's not so fun afterwards believe me. "
m

Lol need to pace yourself

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Most of our pics have our heads cut off…

‘You two look like fun…’

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

You have an almost smile in one of your pictures - it screams fun!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"You have an almost smile in one of your pictures - it screams fun!!"

Or, y’know, just screams …

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

What he mean is, "you look like I could have fun with you, objectively speaking"

Thats my best guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have an almost smile in one of your pictures - it screams fun!!"

Tell them I was cock dancing off camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s the fact my old name was Tom_plays… they think I’m good at naked twister. Truth is I’m better at Draughts

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

He likes art and wants to paint a pretty picture with his spunk on your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few ' you look like trouble' messages recently.

Is that supposed to be flattering?

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

I don't know why they would of mailed the op.

Seems like a silly thing to do knowing they would complain about it.

Just a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the guys just look at women like activity centres.

Just as long as they push the right buttons it's OK right? "

Well it's nice if you can find an interactive one, but they are rare..

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By *ea wangMan
over a year ago

scunthorpe

"Maybe he thinks you might be a good ride like the big one in blackpool

A total disappointment?"
a long way to the top of the mountain and a fast frenzied ride with lots of Fi lol s and twists and over too soon leaving you wanting to do it again lol x

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By *ea wangMan
over a year ago

scunthorpe

"I've had a few ' you look like trouble' messages recently.

Is that supposed to be flattering?

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you might be turndown a spanking x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwwww. Fun

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"You have an almost smile in one of your pictures - it screams fun!!

Or, y’know, just screams …"

Some people find screaming fun.....

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

I hate

You look like trouble

WTF you coming round here for then, you some kind of masochist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the guys just look at women like activity centres.

Just as long as they push the right buttons it's OK right? "

It's the bottom button we want..... going down.

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife

"Do I Dave? Do I really look fun?????

Lol hate the term it's pretty much an automatic block if used in a message.

I'm pretty sure I don't give off fun vibes but I clearly do somewhere and I need to know where!!!!

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife

"I hate

You look like trouble

WTF you coming round here for then, you some kind of masochist?"

That term to... Or saying I look delicious.. hmm I watched Jeff Dahmer too I think not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I Dave? Do I really look fun????

Maybe Dave typed in haste. Maybe he meant to say ‘you look funny’."

This seems more plausible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like my little toe… id bang you on my coffee table every night!!

Well that's just mean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You like rum and wine. That’s fun

I'm definitely fun after those!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have an almost smile in one of your pictures - it screams fun!!"

Dam, have I uploaded someone else's picture??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't know why they would of mailed the op.

Seems like a silly thing to do knowing they would complain about it.

Just a thought "

I know right!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I just look at ladies and imagine they are couture muses for The House of Fab.

(London · Paris · New York)

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Do I Dave? Do I really look fun?????

I'm pretty sure I don't give off fun vibes but I clearly do somewhere and I need to know where!!!!

Just remember.

Some people throw themselves out of perfectly good aircraft for fun.

Others ride wild bulls.

Some people get kicked in the balls for fun.

Fun is very subjective.

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By *agnar73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Okay so don’t be Dave or say ‘you look trouble/fun’

Anything else to know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have an almost smile in one of your pictures - it screams fun!!

Dam, have I uploaded someone else's picture??"

Think he was looking at your image of 19 March but without his glasses, so took that to be a cheeky grin.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I was thinking 21 March

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was thinking 21 March

Sorry Cede - I failed to put my glasses on so the 'he' should have been a 'she'. Dreadful mistake to make, no excuse but pure laziness in not looking to see who had commented.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I was thinking 21 March

Sorry Cede - I failed to put my glasses on so the 'he' should have been a 'she'. Dreadful mistake to make, no excuse but pure laziness in not looking to see who had commented.

It's not the first time I've been assumed to be a man - I believe it's the way that I talk

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I was thinking 21 March

Sorry Cede - I failed to put my glasses on so the 'he' should have been a 'she'. Dreadful mistake to make, no excuse but pure laziness in not looking to see who had commented.

It's not the first time I've been assumed to be a man - I believe it's the way that I talk

I'm looking forward to you joining us for an MFM

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Not all Dave's are the same ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was thinking 21 March

Sorry Cede - I failed to put my glasses on so the 'he' should have been a 'she'. Dreadful mistake to make, no excuse but pure laziness in not looking to see who had commented.

It's not the first time I've been assumed to be a man - I believe it's the way that I talk

Having just glanced at your photos, I can see how it is an easy mistake to make.

Quite clearly someone sees you in a vest and just thinks, 'builder', or in the 'Sydney Uni Researcher' top and naturally assumes only blokes could hold down such a prestigious position.

I Mmay have to study the photos more carefully to see if there are any give away signs that you may in fact be a woman.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I'm more interested in the thoughts, the history, dreams, ambition, where you want to go in life, what makes you you, the darkness, the light, then perhaps we can go to the park, wrap the swings, pour oil on the slide, chase the pigeons into a crowd of old people, and have cheesecake afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm more interested in the thoughts, the history, dreams, ambition, where you want to go in life, what makes you you, the darkness, the light, then perhaps we can go to the park, wrap the swings, pour oil on the slide, chase the pigeons into a crowd of old people, and have cheesecake afterwards."

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Do I Dave? Do I really look fun?????

I'm pretty sure I don't give off fun vibes but I clearly do somewhere and I need to know where!!!!

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I would suggest that the vibes get translated to wouldn’t in be fun to bury my face between those gorgeous cheeks or wouldn’t it be fun if she sat on my face or wouldn’t it be fun if those gorgeous lips were wrapped around …..you get the drift??

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over a year ago

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By *agnar73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Hope Raven is okay.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"Hope Raven is okay. "
Me too my friend, me too.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I was thinking 21 March

Sorry Cede - I failed to put my glasses on so the 'he' should have been a 'she'. Dreadful mistake to make, no excuse but pure laziness in not looking to see who had commented.

It's not the first time I've been assumed to be a man - I believe it's the way that I talk

Having just glanced at your photos, I can see how it is an easy mistake to make.

Quite clearly someone sees you in a vest and just thinks, 'builder', or in the 'Sydney Uni Researcher' top and naturally assumes only blokes could hold down such a prestigious position.

I Mmay have to study the photos more carefully to see if there are any give away signs that you may in fact be a woman.

Please do and if you have any constructive feedback be sure to inbox me

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Hope Raven is okay. Me too my friend, me too. "

They do this often, usually when they need a break or get too invested.

They’ll be back

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Hope Raven is okay. Me too my friend, me too.

They do this often, usually when they need a break or get too invested.

They’ll be back"

May already be. But we'll know soon enough.

I've never understood the 'revolving door' approach to Fab but it seems common for some so obviously works for them. If a break is needed it's best to take one, whether you just log off, hide your profile, or delete and start again.

We've always been too lazy to do the latter even when we took 5 years off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please do and if you have any constructive feedback be sure to inbox me

I would be unable to inbox you since I am somewhat ancient and decrepid and am unable to understand thes confounded modern contraptions, but rather still rely on quill and ink. Thus if you have a postal address I could attach a piece of parchment to one carrier pidgeon and despatch it before the week is out.

(alternatively, someone may need to explain what this strange message means when I click on a certain young lady's message box [not a euphemism] "Sorry, you can't send private mail to this user

Why? You're outside the age range this user has chosen to receive contacts from")

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope Raven is okay. Me too my friend, me too.

They do this often, usually when they need a break or get too invested.

They’ll be back

May already be. But we'll know soon enough.

We've always been too lazy to do the latter even when we took 5 years off!

I do not have the self-discipline just to hide my profile - too much temptation - so I end up deleting. But then like a dog that returns to its vomit, I am drawn back to Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raven's gone

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Please do and if you have any constructive feedback be sure to inbox me

(alternatively, someone may need to explain what this strange message means when I click on a certain young lady's message box [not a euphemism] "Sorry, you can't send private mail to this user

Why? You're outside the age range this user has chosen to receive contacts from")"

Just for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Raven's gone

You still got me

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