FabSwingers.com forum: The meet is a minger

By *atalie.. OP Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

Have you ever been on a meet, and the minute you saw him/her or them you have thought wtf....but you travelled all that way...or made that special effort...so you decide fuck it i will do um anyway...Tell the truth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say we have no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, I've walked away from a d*unk and a couple that looked like they hadn't had a bath for weeks, no attraction and I'm off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever been on a meet, and the minute you saw him/her or them you have thought wtf....but you travelled all that way...or made that special effort...so you decide fuck it i will do um anyway...Tell the truth lol

Kiddo, if it wasn't for sympathy fucks, I'd still be a virgin.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Nope because I chat beforehand so I get an idea of their personality and I get face pics so I know what they look like. All good so far in both ways!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Wouldn't happen to me because I'd always see clear face pics of anyone I was going to meet x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Nope, I've walked away from a d*unk and a couple that looked like they hadn't had a bath for weeks, no attraction and I'm off

I have met you and thought pwwwoooarrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a guy turn up that looked nothing like his photos. Was horrible. But I was at the time in my masters bad books so had to give him a good time. Lol

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

seriously...no never at all

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Kiddo, if it wasn't for sympathy fucks, I'd still be a virgin.

Bloody hell! Is that your phone number on all those toilet wall doors in Nottingham?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, I've walked away from a d*unk and a couple that looked like they hadn't had a bath for weeks, no attraction and I'm off

I have met you and thought pwwwoooarrrr

Hello wifey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a chance.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Wouldn't happen to me because I'd always see clear face pics of anyone I was going to meet x"

Have you seen mine?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Nope, I've walked away from a d*unk and a couple that looked like they hadn't had a bath for weeks, no attraction and I'm off

I have met you and thought pwwwoooarrrr

Hello wifey

Hi hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope because I chat beforehand so I get an idea of their personality and I get face pics so I know what they look like. All good so far in both ways!

Ditto to that. There's no excuse for not knowing beforehand what a person looks like. If they won't go on cam I get suspicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shut the door in some guys face once . He had used someone else pic on his prof and was listed as slim 25 and 6'2 . I opened door to a guy my hight 5'6 VERY fat and 45 at least . I just said to him your haveing a laugh mate and shut the door he sent LOT of text say I was a slag and I own him petrol . When I pointed out he had lied he said everyone on here lies a bit and that I had lied as well as I had glasses on in my pic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No not ever.

I have to be attracted to the person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiddo, if it wasn't for sympathy fucks, I'd still be a virgin.

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes and no

When i was very new to this i met a guy who didnt look anything like his pic, while we was having a drink i was going over in my mind how i was going to say no to him, but when it came to the crunch and he asked me if i wanted to go to his room i just didnt know what to say, he was the very first guy i had met and i was very nervous and inexperienced at all this, he had driven miles to meet me and paid for a room and i just didnt know how to turn him down after all that so i went thro with it, it was horrible, i just laid their like a rabbit cought in the head lights while he slobbered all over me, i felt sick and i actually had tears running down my face, soon as he had done i couldnt get out the door quick enough and i went home and sctubbed myself off in the shower, i remember sitting on the bed almost in tears feeling sick inside and it was about 3 years before i met anyone again

I went back into it stronger, i swore id never have sex with anyone again that i didnt like even if it did mean having to tell them they wasnt my type and i never did

We live and learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, as I insist on seeing face and cock pics as part of my vetting process before I would agree to meet in person.

If the meet did not lead to anything more, it would not be the result of his physical attributes alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a guy turn up that looked nothing like his photos. Was horrible. But I was at the time in my masters bad books so had to give him a good time. Lol

Cali"

You are such a good sub, impressed Xx

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I always meet socially first during my lunch break.

I never go out of my way, and I don't sit and drink with them if they don't look like their pics.

I've read the op, but it doesn't make any sense to me personally: touching someone I don't find sexually attractive?!! Hell to the no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't happen to me because I'd always see clear face pics of anyone I was going to meet x"

Bet it would if the pictures are old..happened to us - said 45 years old both of them - pictures were nice. At meet if under 55 then I am a little demon in Hell

Angel

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

"I once had a guy turn up that looked nothing like his photos. Was horrible. Lol

Cali"

sounds familiar lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiddo, if it wasn't for sympathy fucks, I'd still be a virgin.

Bloody hell! Is that your phone number on all those toilet wall doors in Nottingham?!?!

Were you looking in the male or female toilets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shut the door in some guys face once . He had used someone else pic on his prof and was listed as slim 25 and 6'2 . I opened door to a guy my hight 5'6 VERY fat and 45 at least . I just said to him your haveing a laugh mate and shut the door he sent LOT of text say I was a slag and I own him petrol . When I pointed out he had lied he said everyone on here lies a bit and that I had lied as well as I had glasses on in my pic lol "

It never ceases to amaze me that some guys are that stupid that they think all they have to do is meet a woman face to face and all the lies they've told to get to that point will just melt away. Men like that are bloody dangerous as it could turn nasty very quickly. I've heard stories like this many times in the years I've been swinging.

CAM CAM CAM!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CAM CAM CAM!! "
I don't have a cam

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By *aster of a mindCouple
over a year ago

York

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Nope never.....cant say the same for the people that came to meet me ...i may have had a sympathy shag.somewhere along the line

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By *aster of a mindCouple
over a year ago

York

"I once had a guy turn up that looked nothing like his photos. Was horrible. But I was at the time in my masters bad books so had to give him a good time. Lol

Cali"

Sorry forgot to quote

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Nope, we always have a social meet first no exceptions and make it very clear that is the case. This is supposed to be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes and no

I went back into it stronger, i swore id never have sex with anyone again that i didnt like even if it did mean having to tell them they wasnt my type and i never did

We live and learn"

That's a sad story, but I can understand why you went through with it at the time. I had got to know a girl over the telephone via a chat line, and we arranged to meet after talking for quite some time. She lived in Newcastle and i went up for the weekend. She was a lovely girl, but i didnt feel an attraction to be honest, but like u said, when it came to bed time I sort of went with the flow...but i regret it now, and hope i've learnt my lesson. I kind of thought similar to you, in that we had talked about sex and stuff so when it came down to it i felt like i should go through with it even though i wasn't really attracted to her.... I didnt feel good about myself afterwards 2 be honest

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By *iver_iew1Couple
over a year ago

gourock

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Yeah I would lob a load over them... No big deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutley not!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"yes and no

I went back into it stronger, i swore id never have sex with anyone again that i didnt like even if it did mean having to tell them they wasnt my type and i never did

We live and learn

Yea we do live and learn and its easy for people to say that you should never do anything you don't want to but women especially are taught not to lead men on and feel that if they've been discussing sex or have agreed to have sex that they then can't change their minds. Of course that isn't true but it is another good reason to always meet socially first on neutral ground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We decided to invite a guy over to ours, his pics were fit as f---, on the day of the meet he sent a pic of a fire damaged tvr, he said sorry cant get to yours this has just happened, he said if u can get over my way I will pay for hotel too, off we went all excited, got to hotel, at reception we txt him n noticed £150 double room tariff, he txt back room number and said come up, I have champagne on ice, we made our way to the room, knocked the door, only to be greeted by donald from benidorms twin, lol and before u ask Noooooo we didn't lol

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By *aster of a mindCouple
over a year ago

York

Is this the same as taking one for the team? i bet there are a few who have done this

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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In all honesty....Nope.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Met a few mingers and said thanks but and no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told someone this story the other day. I met a girl off another site a couple of years back. She'd come on the train, I met her at the station, everything seemed fine. Back to mine, she wanted to crack on. No problem.

Straight upstairs. She stripped off very quickly... and then I discovered the problem: she'd not cleaned herself properly. The smell was fine, no problem there. The old bits of toilet paper though, quite disgusting. More so because she'd obviously got soaking wet on the way down, creating a sort of paper mâché effect in her undies.

The horror didnt end there. I was about to show her the door when her phone rang. She answered. Listened in silence. Then suddenly, floods of tears. I've no idea what had happened, and I feel awful saying this but I was a bit relieved that she had to go.

Horrible, horrible meet. Didn't hear from her again, oddly enough.

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By *teve_S65Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

sorry but no way!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

No and dont understand why someone would..

why lower your own standards..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, we both have when we first started but it will never happen again.

You could say we have both "taken one for the team" on a couple of occaisions and no doubt some of our playmates have felt the same about us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, we both have when we first started but it will never happen again.

You could say we have both "taken one for the team" on a couple of occaisions and no doubt some of our playmates have felt the same about us"

O yes I have, wasn't nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we had a social meet with a lady wholooked nothing like her pics and i mean nothing, we had a drink and a chat then made out we had to be home for the sitter, why do people do that, do they think you wont notice !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, we both have when we first started but it will never happen again.

You could say we have both "taken one for the team" on a couple of occaisions and no doubt some of our playmates have felt the same about us"

I think a lot of people have when they first start out

When your new and unsure sometimes its hard to know what to do and say for the best

Its a learning curb and our confidance grows the more we meet, i have no problem now days telling someone they arnt for me on a meet, but i very rarely do as im more careful about who i meet now days, ive worked out over the years what suits me and the best way to do this to make meets go as good as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is some uncomfortable reading here. I would hate to think we are ever in a position where one of us was crying during a meet. Really felt for you!

We just keep 'running things passed each other' for want of a better phrase. We only ever meet following a drink and a get to know session, though we have done all of this in the same night sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alas I have far too much integrity and the aftermath if I did would be terrible as I would relive the horror of it over and over again. Far better to make excuses and go watch some on line porn and spank the gibbon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always meet for a coffee first. That way we can both decide if it will work or not. Sometimes it does and sometimes it doesn't work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive always been very pleasently suprised if ive met anyone first time round, ive been very very lucky

never had a minger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE-okay I'll tell you the truth!

I once had a thing going online with an older woman and we spoke online for a few months. I saw her pictures and they were really decent. Lovely face and tits etc. Little bit chubby but I like that when it's well proportioned and when she looks after herself. Im not an animal after all!

Problem was, those photos were... a little old... from a time gone by when she wasn't living in a halfway house. She didn't manage to tell me this until she came to meet me at the bus station and was FUCKING MASSIVE!

Well I thought the same as you. I'd travelled for this. I was sleeping over as well. So hell with it, we got down to it. Took her bra off. Nearly to kneel to touch her tits, they'd sagged that low.

Well... that was my introduction to impotence and that was just the start. Worst thing was, she later started saying. 'do you mind that I'm bigger than I said I was?'

Noooo... not at all :/

I was more concerned with the BACK HAIR I saw on her the morning after!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE-okay I'll tell you the truth!

Well I thought the same as you. I'd travelled for this. I was sleeping over as well. So hell with it, we got down to it. Took her bra off. Nearly to kneel to touch her tits, they'd sagged that low.

Well... that was my introduction to impotence and that was just the start. Worst thing was, she later started saying. 'do you mind that I'm bigger than I said I was?'

Noooo... not at all :/

I was more concerned with the BACK HAIR I saw on her the morning after!"

Oh dear

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By *ryssikiWoman
over a year ago

Staines

I cant believe there's people here who havent! I cant actually count the amount of times i sleep with people i dont find physically attractive. Sometimes Im d*unk and others i just choose to do it. Live life with no regrets, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant believe there's people here who havent! I cant actually count the amount of times i sleep with people i dont find physically attractive. Sometimes Im d*unk and others i just choose to do it. Live life with no regrets, eh?

If you cringed, you felt something hahaha

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By *ryssikiWoman
over a year ago

Staines

If you cringed, you felt something hahaha"

Haha!! Does cringing count as regrets? That ruins my entire belief system

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I've turned several down. Every one of them looked nothing like their picture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you cringed, you felt something hahaha

Haha!! Does cringing count as regrets? That ruins my entire belief system

Yes... lol yes it does. You're okay if you were d*unk but tell me. How hard do you brush your teeth and tongue after a minger? haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And flossing on their pubes doesnt count

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By *ryssikiWoman
over a year ago

Staines

"If you cringed, you felt something hahaha

Haha!! Does cringing count as regrets? That ruins my entire belief system

Yes... lol yes it does. You're okay if you were d*unk but tell me. How hard do you brush your teeth and tongue after a minger? haha"

Sweetheart i shower twice after a hottie, i cant use that to decide regrets!! To be fair, one guy i thought was a minger actually gave me one of the greatest fucks of my life. Could've missed out on looks alone!!

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By *ryssikiWoman
over a year ago

Staines

"And flossing on their pubes doesnt count"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TWICE??? Why not just one long one?lol hahaha I remember when I worked in an off license and some girl mistook something i said for a come-on. She looked at me in disgust and shook her head saying, 'no offence, but you work in a shop!'

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By *ryssikiWoman
over a year ago

Staines

"TWICE??? Why not just one long one?lol hahaha I remember when I worked in an off license and some girl mistook something i said for a come-on. She looked at me in disgust and shook her head saying, 'no offence, but you work in a shop!'"

Im a slight clean freak. And i find it really hard to wash the smell of sex away. So i have two hot long showers... Maybe i am weird?

what a turn off, a shop worker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And sometimes the fuglies get by on personality :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a slight clean freak. And i find it really hard to wash the smell of sex away. So i have two hot long showers... Maybe i am weird?

what a turn off, a shop worker

Lol try rinsing your nostrils at the same time as showering, I learned that scrubbing office bogs for a living

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By *ryssikiWoman
over a year ago

Staines

Oh my. An off license and toilet cleaner? One big turn off aren't you

since i had my nose pierced i clean my nostrils when i shower anyway! Its official. Im just weird.

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

I once got told I had an attitude problem... by a girl that refused to let me see her face pic before I agreed to travel up!

I later bumped into her at a social... Lets just say it made sense why she didn't let anyone see her face pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my. An off license and toilet cleaner? One big turn off aren't you

since i had my nose pierced i clean my nostrils when i shower anyway! Its official. Im just weird.

Oh but I balance it with unemployment and artistic hobbies so in the end I'm just a guy that takes his due for doing the jobs nobody else will do hahaha

Seriously though, I never thought sex smelled that strong. I must have smelled like a right man ho some days!

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By *ryssikiWoman
over a year ago

Staines

"Oh my. An off license and toilet cleaner? One big turn off aren't you

since i had my nose pierced i clean my nostrils when i shower anyway! Its official. Im just weird.

Oh but I balance it with unemployment and artistic hobbies so in the end I'm just a guy that takes his due for doing the jobs nobody else will do hahaha

Seriously though, I never thought sex smelled that strong. I must have smelled like a right man ho some days!"

Its official, i think Im falling in love; unemployed art enthusiast with clean nostrils but a man ho cologne

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

What I want to know is how one's job/profession has any correlation to them as a human being (firstly), and then as a swinger or prospective meet?

I know people that (for one reason or the other) don't have what would be called a regular job,.. and I know people that basically the industry they work in alone makes me think "Oh wow!".

But once naked and horizontal.. we are equals

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By *ryssikiWoman
over a year ago

Staines

What I want to know is how one's job/profession has any correlation to them as a human being (firstly), and then as a swinger or prospective meet?

But once naked and horizontal.. we are equals

Horizontal... Vertical.... Agreed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I want to know is how one's job/profession has any correlation to them as a human being (firstly), and then as a swinger or prospective meet?

I know people that (for one reason or the other) don't have what would be called a regular job,.. and I know people that basically the industry they work in alone makes me think "Oh wow!".

But once naked and horizontal.. we are equals

Well I know vanity is pretty much universal these days but in Liverpool here, women take the absolute piss. If anything, a lot of their attitudes are sometimes worse than a minger's face... well usually haha

It just comes down to how much money you've got to spend on them

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"What I want to know is how one's job/profession has any correlation to them as a human being (firstly), and then as a swinger or prospective meet?

I know people that (for one reason or the other) don't have what would be called a regular job,.. and I know people that basically the industry they work in alone makes me think "Oh wow!".

But once naked and horizontal.. we are equals

It just comes down to how much money you've got to spend on them"

Not very much.. which is why I prefer to accommodate, yet am met with "A guy that accommodates? Must be too good to be true!" Lol.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I suppose it comes down to 'to thine own self be true'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've turned down a few after a coffee meet. - nothing like the photos.

I also made my excuses when i travelled for a meet ( vowed it would be the last time i travel and it is!) After arriving at his flat i was so shocked at the state of it, i made excuses that i was allergic to his pets ( even faked sneezing and wheezing) then left and drove to the nearest travelodge, phoned a fb and tried to forget about the dissapointing evening

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"I've turned down a few after a coffee meet. - nothing like the photos.

Very well done!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes... I got talking to a female in chat and arranged to meet her in Manchester,Got off the bus and thought ewwwwww what am i doing here, but still went on and had sex with her ......OOPPSSSSS sorry that was you natalie

mmwwahhh sorry xxx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Learning to say "it's been lovely meeting you but I'm just not feeling the spark so I don't want to take things any further" has been very liberating.

It helps if you meet in a public place. But take a deep breath, look at them squarely and just say it.

It saves the bolting from the loo, the fake phone call etc. And, generally, it leaves you on pleasant terms. Even more so when (if they are pleasant and as advertised but simply not your type) you then offer a social meet veri.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, have you and if so do you fancy a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CAM CAM CAM!! I don't have a cam

Nor me but then I meet socially first and don't do those down this way and in a hotel kind either

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Reminds me of the blind date episode in The Office when David Brent meets his date.... His photo! Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE-okay I'll tell you the truth!

Well I thought the same as you. I'd travelled for this. I was sleeping over as well. So hell with it, we got down to it. Took her bra off. Nearly to kneel to touch her tits, they'd sagged that low.

Well... that was my introduction to impotence and that was just the start. Worst thing was, she later started saying. 'do you mind that I'm bigger than I said I was?'

Noooo... not at all :/

I was more concerned with the BACK HAIR I saw on her the morning after!"

Sorry but that has give me the smile of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiddo, if it wasn't for sympathy fucks, I'd still be a virgin.

;-)"

ROFPMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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over a year ago

"YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE-okay I'll tell you the truth!

Well I thought the same as you. I'd travelled for this. I was sleeping over as well. So hell with it, we got down to it. Took her bra off. Nearly to kneel to touch her tits, they'd sagged that low.

Well... that was my introduction to impotence and that was just the start. Worst thing was, she later started saying. 'do you mind that I'm bigger than I said I was?'

Noooo... not at all :/

I was more concerned with the BACK HAIR I saw on her the morning after!

Sorry but that has give me the smile of the day

Forgot to mention, she was 41 and had an ASBO ankle tag

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By *allen MadonnaWoman
over a year ago

In my own little world

I went for a meet last Sunday with a guy who has some fantastic pics on here, black and white and very classy and I've spoken to several times on the phone.

I turned up to fair bare flat and I realised things were not going to be as good as I thought. The guy himself looked good but then I was bitterly disappointed when he opened his mouth. Couldn't see everything, but he didn't have any front upper teeth but did seem to have an overgrown fang.

I stayed for dinner and chatted but I had to just walk away. I think he's hoping I'll go back, but I feel like gagging at the thought of kissing. What a real shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely, whilst the above is funny, this is why I promise nothing in advance

I have on occassion simply said, I dont feel the connection and gone home alone, to make magic

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I didn't fuck him but let him frig me off and give my dirt box a good rimming.... does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a few times yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over ten years ago I went on a meet via an add in the paper. From our telephone conversations, I was expecting a tall blond 40 something average build woman. When she opened the door, I just turned on my heels without saying a word and got in my car. She was small, overweight and looked rather mummsy in her dress sence and haze of smoke with a stale smell bellowed out of the door as she opened it.

It wasn't her apperance per say that made me act like a complete twat, but the fact that she was not honest in her description of herself.

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over a year ago

"YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE-okay I'll tell you the truth!

Well I thought the same as you. I'd travelled for this. I was sleeping over as well. So hell with it, we got down to it. Took her bra off. Nearly to kneel to touch her tits, they'd sagged that low.

Well... that was my introduction to impotence and that was just the start. Worst thing was, she later started saying. 'do you mind that I'm bigger than I said I was?'

Noooo... not at all :/

I was more concerned with the BACK HAIR I saw on her the morning after!

Sorry but that has give me the smile of the day

Forgot to mention, she was 41 and had an ASBO ankle tag"

The ankle tag really adds a bit of class, doesn't it.......

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Maybe she got the asbo ankle tag for serial misrepresentation and attempting to obtain goods or services under false pretences. Besides which, I thought an anklet was a sign of a swinger....

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over a year ago

"Maybe she got the asbo ankle tag for serial misrepresentation and attempting to obtain goods or services under false pretences. Besides which, I thought an anklet was a sign of a swinger....

Hahaha I tried not digging my own grave. No she got it from attacking her husband and being a schizo; which she totally did not warn me about before she went loopy shortly afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes and no

I went back into it stronger, i swore id never have sex with anyone again that i didnt like even if it did mean having to tell them they wasnt my type and i never did

We live and learn"

That's awful. Guess it proves a point that you only have sex with someone you really want to. Glad it never put you off.

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