FabSwingers.com forum: •— An Ode to Butter!

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Gentlemën, Ladiës, Nøn-Binariës and Whateveriës...

I have a predilection for butter. That yellow-hued food of enriched and creamy delight. Perfectly salted and devilishly moreish. Suffuse generously without guilt over your perfect toast, crumpets, curled over your jacket potato, spread over your freshly baked loaf and, let's not forget, dolloped cheekily and ceremoniously over a fruit scone before the cream and jam.

Join me and pay homage to butter.

This gentleman loves butter.

Did I ever parley about butter?

I have now!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Yes to all of the above. And used liberally in cooking and baking too.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Nøn-Binariës and Whateveriës...

Join me and pay homage to butter.

This gentleman loves butter.

Did I ever parley about butter?

I have now!"

He likes to spread ^

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Can’t beat a bit o’butter.

Ooo arrrr!

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Butter oh butter.

Salty, creamy velvet

Joy upon my tongue

I melt as you pool on my chin

My tongue chases your gentle path

From my fingertip to elbow

Oh how I love you

Butter

Butter Upon Warburtons Toastie

By Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooh hell yeah I was introduced to the M&S salted butter, delicious

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Oooooh hell yeah I was introduced to the M&S salted butter, delicious

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Welsh butter??

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By *inxybWoman
over a year ago

Durham

Guernsey butter is delicious!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Glad to at least see you put the cream first before the jam

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I've never had butter on a scone.

Would it not be rather cloying?

Yet to try Guernsey butter, I always think of it when I see a friend's post.

I love really good butter on a slightly cool slice of toast, ideally freshly baked sourdough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love butter.

Even add it my coffee.

Really!

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I've never had butter on a scone.

Would it not be rather cloying?

Yet to try Guernsey butter, I always think of it when I see a friend's post.

I love really good butter on a slightly cool slice of toast, ideally freshly baked sourdough."

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Just a smidgen of a dollop on the scone, my ex-wife. X

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Can’t beat a bit o’butter.

Ooo arrrr!

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Do you yearn to churn, oh squire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love butter.

Even add it my coffee.

Really!"

Me too!

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

It's got to be Welsh salted butter for us, we don't buy anything else.

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By *emofaJamesMan
over a year ago

London

"It's got to be Welsh salted butter for us, we don't buy anything else.

Will have to agree, returned to London with a boot full.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Love butter.

Even add it my coffee.

Really!"

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Oh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love butter.

Even add it my coffee.

Really!"

This is just too far

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Love butter.

Even add it my coffee.

Really!

Me too! "

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Philistine.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Glad to at least see you put the cream first before the jam

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One day you shall find out, during pillow talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Nero what have you done?! Now I want crumpets.

But, butter on scones... That is delightful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter on top of chocolate digestive. Don't knock it till you've tried it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, butter.

Last Tango in Paris...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter on malt loaf is truly a life's pleasure

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Ah, butter.

Last Tango in Paris..."

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It should be applied benevolently and not malevolently!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Ah, butter.

Last Tango in Paris...

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It should be applied benevolently and not malevolently!

Exactly. There were awful consent issues around the filming of that scene.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Betty Botter bought some butter

But she said this butter's bitter,

"If I put it in my batter

It will make my batter bitter"

So she bought some better butter

Better than the bitter butter,

And she put it in her batter

And her batter was not bitter,

So 'twas better Betty Botter

Bought a bit of better butter.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Oh Nero what have you done?! Now I want crumpets.

But, butter on scones... That is delightful. "

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....†....

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Glad to at least see you put the cream first before the jam

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One day you shall find out, during pillow talk.

One day

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I was given a free sample of plant butter in my Ocado shop.

I’m tempted to pot it and see if it grows during the summer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love butter.

Even add it my coffee.

Really!

Me too! "
I knew we were made for each other

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"It's got to be Welsh salted butter for us, we don't buy anything else.

Will have to agree, returned to London with a boot full. "

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I totally agree: Welsh butter has an enviable reputation of giving one's palate a warm and reassuring cwtch!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

There is very little that cannot be improved by a liberal spreading of salted Danish butter.

I think they should spread world leaders with it myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melted in nice crispy baked spud

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I am partial to salted Irish butter ,but I would say that wouldn't I

Em x

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Betty Botter bought some butter

But she said this butter's bitter,

"If I put it in my batter

It will make my batter bitter"

So she bought some better butter

Better than the bitter butter,

And she put it in her batter

And her batter was not bitter,

So 'twas better Betty Botter

Bought a bit of better butter."

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Dee, if you were my charming wife, I would smear your derrière with my åntïque buttêr knïfe. †

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"There is very little that cannot be improved by a liberal spreading of salted Danish butter.

I think they should spread world leaders with it myself "

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Is this a heavy lardful hint? World leaders...Churchill...need I say more?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"There is very little that cannot be improved by a liberal spreading of salted Danish butter.

I think they should spread world leaders with it myself

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Is this a heavy lardful hint? World leaders...Churchill...need I say more?

You must be very good at the Times cryptic

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Melted in nice crispy baked spud

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I would just place the entire butter brick onto the piping hot potato and video it in slow motion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toasted teacake oozing in hot butter mmmm

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Love butter.

Even add it my coffee.

Really!

Me too!

I knew we were made for each other

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Hovis, meet Bellaseas. Bellaseas, meet Hovis. Hovis, wear your best cologne. Bellaseas, use mouthwash.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

You need to speak with Chesterslady

She's a lurpack specialist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah, butter.

Last Tango in Paris...

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It should be applied benevolently and not malevolently!

Exactly. There were awful consent issues around the filming of that scene.

A lot has changed in the intervening 50 years, and for good reason. But the imagery stays in the mind as a reminder of how not to do it.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"You need to speak with Chesterslady

She's a lurpack specialist "

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I see...

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