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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

..it's snowing. Fookin deal with it.

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..some eejits attacked an oil refinery. Don't frickin work is stupid places where you're likely to get shot.

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..Pep Guardiola decided to manage a German team. So fookin what.

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..it's still snowing. Over to our dickhead out in Wales who's freezin her tits off. You there?

Nope, she's frozen stiff. Oh well, her own goddam fault.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Did they miss your press release on the death of millions of little sperm?

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

We should be grateful it snowed, otherwise what would they have done with all the staff. Come to think of it the news would have been two minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did they miss your press release on the death of millions of little sperm?"

oh yes, forgot bout that.

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..No more little Wishys, he had his nutsack opened up and they burnt his tubes. Tragic, but true.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...councils up and down the country have awarded themselves a bonus for getting something right. They ordered enough frickin salt this year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"..it's snowing. Fookin deal with it.

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..some eejits attacked an oil refinery. Don't frickin work is stupid places where you're likely to get shot.

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..Pep Guardiola decided to manage a German team. So fookin what.

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..it's still snowing. Over to our dickhead out in Wales who's freezin her tits off. You there?

Nope, she's frozen stiff. Oh well, her own goddam fault.

Dickhead in Wales how very polite"

That's a reference to our roving reporter, not Welshish people in general.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..it's snowing. Fookin deal with it.

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..some eejits attacked an oil refinery. Don't frickin work is stupid places where you're likely to get shot.

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..Pep Guardiola decided to manage a German team. So fookin what.

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..it's still snowing. Over to our dickhead out in Wales who's freezin her tits off. You there?

Nope, she's frozen stiff. Oh well, her own goddam fault.

Dickhead in Wales how very polite

That's a reference to our roving reporter, not Welshish people in general. "

Then please accept my apolagies

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Did they miss your press release on the death of millions of little sperm?"

Is that classed as genocide or genitalcide ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just in....!!

Tesco staff were taken seriously ill this morning.... They are now said to be in a stable condition....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Did they forget to mention that Lance Armstrong spoke to Oprah Winfrey? If they did please can you tell me which news channel you were on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

..and in the US... some biker cheated. Who gives a fuck, it was in France.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... Newcastle... dopey Sainsbury driver delivers to house then gets stuck in the snow.

Didn't someone tell the daft prat... IT'S SNOWING!!

But thankfully, it was our house he was delivering to! {snigger}

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

..he's still out there. It's been half an hour now.

... local man is asked to help but he says, "fook off, I just had me gonads cut into."

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"... Newcastle... dopey Sainsbury driver delivers to house then gets stuck in the snow.

Didn't someone tell the daft prat... IT'S SNOWING!!

But thankfully, it was our house he was delivering to! {snigger} "

He was too busy at work to watch the news and weather reports.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

..it's still snowing. Stay the fook in.

p.s. Sainsbury Man has buggered off. Silly sod has probably got stuck at his next drop. Oh well, we got ours.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Has it been snowing?!! No!!!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Not 1 flake up here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not 1 flake up here "

try a twirl instead - they are similar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah lots of snow here!!! The beach looks very strange with snow on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the beach when it's covered in snow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reports say Manchester to expect more from Sunday through til Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love the beach when it's covered in snow. "

It looks rather strange! Going to take my camera out tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love the beach when it's covered in snow.

It looks rather strange! Going to take my camera out tomorrow "

I miss living by the beach, can't wait to get back south

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"..it's snowing. Fookin deal with it.

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..some eejits attacked an oil refinery. Don't frickin work is stupid places where you're likely to get shot.

~

..Pep Guardiola decided to manage a German team. So fookin what.

~

..it's still snowing. Over to our dickhead out in Wales who's freezin her tits off. You there?

Nope, she's frozen stiff. Oh well, her own goddam fault."

be honest,are you having problems,coming to terms,with the fact,that you are now seedless.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Maybe he needs a few Jaffa Cakes to placate him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe he needs a few Jaffa Cakes to placate him "

Back of from the Jaffa cakes

There all mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"..it's snowing. Fookin deal with it.

~

..some eejits attacked an oil refinery. Don't frickin work is stupid places where you're likely to get shot.

~

..Pep Guardiola decided to manage a German team. So fookin what.

~

..it's still snowing. Over to our dickhead out in Wales who's freezin her tits off. You there?

Nope, she's frozen stiff. Oh well, her own goddam fault.

be honest,are you having problems,coming to terms,with the fact,that you are now seedless. "

Not at all. The man from Del Monte, he say, ha ha ha .. Bastard!

p.s... It's still fookin swollen.. er.. snowing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe he needs a few Jaffa Cakes to placate him

Back of from the Jaffa cakes

There all mine "

ooo baby, I didn't know you cared. Are you going to fight over me?

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield


"...councils up and down the country have awarded themselves a bonus for getting something right. They ordered enough frickin salt this year."

Bonus next year for ours as well....as the feckers never spread any!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did they miss your press release on the death of millions of little sperm?

oh yes, forgot bout that.

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..No more little Wishys, he had his nutsack opened up and they burnt his tubes. Tragic, but true. "

Ouch!! Get well soon. X

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Maybe he needs a few Jaffa Cakes to placate him

Back of from the Jaffa cakes

There all mine

ooo baby, I didn't know you cared. Are you going to fight over me? "

OK, so we'll go thirds on the Jaffa Cakes, but I get first dibs on the swollen plumbs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Update: the left nad is back to normal but the right one looks like a melon. Siren asked me why I keep walking round in cicles, "Is it hurting babe, is that why?"

Women!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Update: the left nad is back to normal but the right one looks like a melon. Siren asked me why I keep walking round in cicles, "Is it hurting babe, is that why?"

Women! "

When in actual fact its wind drag on the larger thats making you veer to one side. You're a man, there has to be a technical reason!

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