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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m a fake!

I’ve been told by 3 different people (I’ve ignored them or said no too) today that I’m fake so it must be true.

I’ve made the very difficult phone call to my parents and explained that I’m a fake and that I don’t exist. They need to go on in the knowledge they don’t have a daughter.

I now need to call all the people I’ve met on here. It’s going to be tough to explain to them, that they all had hallucinations and that whilst I looked and felt real, they now need to go see their GP as they are quite unwell. They may need inpatient therapy.

Are you real? Is any of this real? Are we all actually in the matrix fighting to wake up?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"

No escape from reality

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By *andadbodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"

and that’s that song going round my head for the next hour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

and that’s that song going round my head for the next hour

Same.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

and that’s that song going round my head for the next hour

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

That’s why I’m hiding here in fab.

No one will ever know whether or not I’m real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the 14 people who have verified you I feel for. They must be gutted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That’s why I’m hiding here in fab.

No one will ever know whether or not I’m real. "

Ohhh sneaky move!

At what point do you start to question your own reality?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bloody knew it!!!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

That dinosaur is fake just not good enough

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It's the 14 people who have verified you I feel for. They must be gutted!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/05/23 13:35:14]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's the 14 people who have verified you I feel for. They must be gutted!"

That’s the real quandary… do they have really vivid imaginations? Did they imagine entire conversations and the sex… were they really just watching porn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What!

Your a fake, who sent me the hot pics? Are you really a man called Bernard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/05/23 13:35:14]"

I’m so sorry. I think maybe it was Bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the 14 people who have verified you I feel for. They must be gutted!

That’s the real quandary… do they have really vivid imaginations? Did they imagine entire conversations and the sex… were they really just watching porn? "

Stop catfishing us!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It's the 14 people who have verified you I feel for. They must be gutted!

That’s the real quandary… do they have really vivid imaginations? Did they imagine entire conversations and the sex… were they really just watching porn? "

AI gets really wild if you can hallucinate sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[We was all conned by OP at 07/05/23 13:35:14]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's the 14 people who have verified you I feel for. They must be gutted!

That’s the real quandary… do they have really vivid imaginations? Did they imagine entire conversations and the sex… were they really just watching porn?

Stop catfishing us!"

Catfish for dinner is mighty fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bloody knew it!!!

Sorry to disappoint you

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

It all sounded rather plausible until the ØP mentioned seeing the GP. And we all know that making a GP appointment is bordering on the realms of fantasy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/05/23 13:35:14]

I’m so sorry. I think maybe it was Bob "

Lol sorry I deleted that, as usual it had typos

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That dinosaur is fake just not good enough

Dino is the only real thing about me.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"That’s why I’m hiding here in fab.

No one will ever know whether or not I’m real.

Ohhh sneaky move!

At what point do you start to question your own reality? "

When people message me and they can’t see my replies, so ignore me.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"That dinosaur is fake just not good enough

Dino is the only real thing about me."

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By *etro manMan
over a year ago

manchester

Hi is that the same song what says easy come easy go

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

I'm a clone with my conscientiousness transferred from clone to clone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It all sounded rather plausible until the ØP mentioned seeing the GP. And we all know that making a GP appointment is bordering on the realms of fantasy."

Busted..again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's the 14 people who have verified you I feel for. They must be gutted!

That’s the real quandary… do they have really vivid imaginations? Did they imagine entire conversations and the sex… were they really just watching porn?

AI gets really wild if you can hallucinate sex."

I’m sure there was a tv show a few years ago about AI in robots and some had sex functions

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It's the 14 people who have verified you I feel for. They must be gutted!

That’s the real quandary… do they have really vivid imaginations? Did they imagine entire conversations and the sex… were they really just watching porn?

AI gets really wild if you can hallucinate sex.

I’m sure there was a tv show a few years ago about AI in robots and some had sex functions"

I'm trying to remember the movie I saw with a guy having virtual reality sex as a woman. It might have been Minority Report?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

So I've been wasting hours then looking at your boob pics?...I will never get that time back....

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

First thing I noticed is never never land is definitely not in the south!! I only looked at your profile briefly, but smelt bullshit straight away.

The mr

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We got asked by a new couple to prove we weren’t just a single guy

Erm we’ve got about 40 veris which all say about both of us

oh and hundreds of pics

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"We got asked by a new couple to prove we weren’t just a single guy

Erm we’ve got about 40 veris which all say about both of us

oh and hundreds of pics

I have come across couple accounts that the guy has kept after the fact. I'm not saying that's true of you, for what it's worth.

There's a difficult balance between "my record speaks for itself" and the kind of wariness that's normal around here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fake people should have sex with the people who called them fake, to prove that they are real.

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

Not even going to post on here, it's all fake, everyone is, so no point

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"First thing I noticed is never never land is definitely not in the south!! I only looked at your profile briefly, but smelt bullshit straight away.

The mr "

Dammit I knew I should have gone with Antarctica

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We got asked by a new couple to prove we weren’t just a single guy

Erm we’ve got about 40 veris which all say about both of us

oh and hundreds of pics

Fuck if you are fake with over 43 veris I’m screwed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The fake people should have sex with the people who called them fake, to prove that they are real."

Unfortunately I’m so fake I can’t do the sex to prove I’m real.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even going to post on here, it's all fake, everyone is, so no point

Are you guys in the matrix pods next to me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are all just participating in a Black Mirror episode, shit just got real.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Just put in your bio that you're genuine, and you'll never be accused of being fake again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the 14 people who have verified you I feel for. They must be gutted!"

Excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fake people should have sex with the people who called them fake, to prove that they are real.

Unfortunately I’m so fake I can’t do the sex to prove I’m real."

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Join the club !! We are proudly 100% fake ( both of us) but mainly down to Mrs4 refusing to be impressed by dick pictures and messages asking for fun and her steadfast refusal to be naked or dressed in her lingerie laid on our bed awaiting the sounds of knuckles dragging across our bedroom carpet and the slow drip drip drip of saliva and the 5 seconds of frantic sex that will ensue with various insults/questions thrown in for good measure so YES AND YES again proud fakes and totally ignore our verifications as we paid for them all just to lure ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just put in your bio that you're genuine, and you'll never be accused of being fake again

Oh man is this secret code no one told me about?

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

We are all just momentary points of consciousness in the ebb and flow of a universe at play with itself, an eternal cosmic dance.

Judgment provides the delusion of control amidst the chaos. There is no spoon!

Subjectivity is where people struggle I think. Everything is black and white for some.

real-fake.

selfless-selfish etc

Idealisation and devlaution.

If you are Madonna on a pedestal of shells one moment and the snake of Eden the next. Perhaps the issue is with the perceiver?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's the 14 people who have verified you I feel for. They must be gutted!

Excellent

You laugh but some of them I lured in for months on end, two or three times a week.

I’ve been fake with two guys for over a year now.

I’ve been faking with a femme for years. I totally fooled her and her partners.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"We got asked by a new couple to prove we weren’t just a single guy

Erm we’ve got about 40 veris which all say about both of us

oh and hundreds of pics

I have come across couple accounts that the guy has kept after the fact. I'm not saying that's true of you, for what it's worth.

There's a difficult balance between "my record speaks for itself" and the kind of wariness that's normal around here"

Better open another single guy account and we do a new veri for each other then as we haven’t got one for a couple of months

Oh and blow up the doll for a new set of pics…

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"We got asked by a new couple to prove we weren’t just a single guy

Erm we’ve got about 40 veris which all say about both of us

oh and hundreds of pics

I have come across couple accounts that the guy has kept after the fact. I'm not saying that's true of you, for what it's worth.

There's a difficult balance between "my record speaks for itself" and the kind of wariness that's normal around here

Better open another single guy account and we do a new veri for each other then as we haven’t got one for a couple of months

Oh and blow up the doll for a new set of pics…

I haven't met anyone new in person for about six months. I must be incredibly fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew it, I've always thought you were fake

You have to love people

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By *an1978Woman
over a year ago

GONE/TIMEOUT (No DMs please)

I daftly got upset when the first one called me fake, now I've learned to ignore it as baiting.

P.s. I must say I love your profile!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We got asked by a new couple to prove we weren’t just a single guy

Erm we’ve got about 40 veris which all say about both of us

oh and hundreds of pics

I have come across couple accounts that the guy has kept after the fact. I'm not saying that's true of you, for what it's worth.

There's a difficult balance between "my record speaks for itself" and the kind of wariness that's normal around here

Better open another single guy account and we do a new veri for each other then as we haven’t got one for a couple of months

Oh and blow up the doll for a new set of pics…

It takes a lot of time setting up all those accounts to verify me and set up hundreds of accounts to verify them, so it seems legit, it was a full time job for awhile.

Im secretly relieved that now I’m out in the open I can retired the hundreds of accounts I needed to create to make mine so obviously fake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I knew it, I've always thought you were fake

You have to love people "

I’m so sorry for letting you down

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Me 2 apparantly!if only! I wouldn't have to go to work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/05/23 15:51:56]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I knew it, I've always thought you were fake

You have to love people

I’m so sorry for letting you down

I was looking forward to our 3 way.... Back rub too

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By *iceguyEricMan
over a year ago

Jersey

Broken news, lol

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By *iercedItMan
over a year ago

Mcr

It's Fabs brand of negging ain't it. Your fake, no I'm not, prove it. Blah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That dinosaur is fake just not good enough

That dinosaur is fuckin awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a fake!

I’ve been told by 3 different people (I’ve ignored them or said no too) today that I’m fake so it must be true.

I’ve made the very difficult phone call to my parents and explained that I’m a fake and that I don’t exist. They need to go on in the knowledge they don’t have a daughter.

Are you real? Is any of this real? Are we all actually in the matrix fighting to wake up?

"
I'm still looking forward to you faking orgasms.

But at least I now know why I was getting odd looks... I'm the nutter talking to myself!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

My boobs are fake..

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"My boobs are fake..

#illfindout

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

LONDON

I think everyone gets called fake on here or at least 95% do.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I think everyone gets called fake on here or at least 95% do."

No, mainly just fat cunt

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
over a year ago

Derby

"I’m a fake!

I’ve been told by 3 different people (I’ve ignored them or said no too) today that I’m fake so it must be true.

I’ve made the very difficult phone call to my parents and explained that I’m a fake and that I don’t exist. They need to go on in the knowledge they don’t have a daughter.

Are you real? Is any of this real? Are we all actually in the matrix fighting to wake up?

You look very real to me, absolutely gorgeous

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

No escape from reality

That's what I keep telling them

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"My boobs are fake..

That afro in one of our pics.....fake.

Fox's nails and eyelashes. Fake.

And that's not really Kermit the Frog in that photo either........

I did chuckle when we were accused of being a single guy profile a couple of weeks ago just because it's only me that posts in here. Fox was all set to pop a comment up. But then how would anyone know it wasn't me just signing off with an 'F' instead of my usual A ?

*or is it........

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I wish my hair was fake.

Too much of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My boobs are fake..

That afro in one of our pics.....fake.

Fox's nails and eyelashes. Fake.

And that's not really Kermit the Frog in that photo either........

*or is it........

My sexost rule of thumb is... If it's a joke comment or argumentative, it's the male half. If it's considered it's the female half

(Not just for you folks)

There are some exceptions #youknowyouare

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

You are all figments of my frankly filthy imagination. Your kinkiness need therefore occasion neither guilt nor pride. That thing with the security guards and the iron fence...all me.

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