FabSwingers.com forum: The dating thread

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Fab is filled with lots of single folks looking for a possible connection or just a nice fun time out, so here's your chance!

Get yourself on the thread with a few details of your rough location and about yourself, then see if theres someone on the thread that takes your fancy and send them a message!

What you both get up to is entirely up to yourselves but the idea is to go out for a ‘date’ together with no commitment or pressure for anything to happen, think of it as a social but what you make of it is up to you!

It doesn’t need to be romantic or lead to anything, just a good fun time.

Away you go folks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I love these.

I can't promise anything more than a social but always up for cake or cocktails and rarely have anyone nearby to go with.

So if you're near Edinburgh and fancy a drink, I might be up for that

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

In Fife, but very near Edinburgh. Would love to date or FWB

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Well Cilla I'm looking for someone, a 'friend' nudge nudge wink wink , within a reasonable distance from south London, who likes clubs and day meets.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Looking for a tall handsome gent, thats around 30 mins or more away, for social and play dates.

Happy to travel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for people that want to enjoy weekends away exploring, stay good friends and get along.

I love coffee, rum and sometimes together.

Running, walking… again sometimes together

Climbing, travelling and breakfast!

I wouldn’t say I’m great looking but I don’t scrub up bad when you can get me out of my usual casual look. Bearded and take care of it like part of the family.

Can hold a decent conversation and love heading peoples stories…. Willing to travel for great people.

If you’re ever in Notts give me a shout and I’ll buy the coffee and stickies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Dunstable Bedfordshire looking for FWB for social and play.

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Good morning, looking for someone that is tactile with a good sense of humour. My location is likely to be the sticking point.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Gloucestershire, semi normal, loves socials and having a laugh. Would like to meet someone who bakes cakes for and enjoys associated fun in the kitchen.

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Good morning fabulous people, I am based halfway between Nottingham and Derby. It would be nice to meet up with someone to have a social and hopefully get a friendship out of it (maybe with a few added benefits along the lines). Also a club budy would be great too

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m based in Manchester but travel to the Brum area regularly.

Looking for geeky friends that are comfortable with my poly situation. Clothed and unclothed is an option, I’m more interested in the person and building friendships, then see where they take us than being prescriptive about the dynamic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m based in Brum, prefer local, enjoy socials as well as play meets, please have a sense of humour

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Yes, anyone on the south coast, who likes a beach walk and going to gigs, drinking coffee, the odd slice of cake, loves animals and is a bit weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey all,

Creative, open-minded single guy - based in St Albans, Herts / Regularly in London seeking my female equivalent(s!).

Plenty more info over on my profile - feel free to take a look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rough location is South Wales.

I can be a bit awkward (sometimes) when meeting new people...and haven't been socialised very well.

Sound great don't I?

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

East London based adventurer, has a good knowledge of interesting inner city walking routes, quaint coffee shops and quirky cocktail bars.

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By *thleticrugby88Man
over a year ago

Near Hereford

I'm near Hereford on the border with Wales (nearest Welsh town is Abergavenny).

I can be a bit awkward at first around new people (making unfunny jokes! Haha) but hopefully when people get to know me better they think I am ok guy.

I like music (go to lots of concerts) and would like to have someone I can go to concerts with and a bit of fun.

More on my profile, or any questions message me

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Great idea OP, I’ll put myself on here then.

NE London/Essex based, looking for local FWB, to spend time with, possibly attending clubs and I’m open to suggestions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Cambridge, like socials and meeting new people. Chilled and laid back

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Hello. Getting on a bit, menopausal, picky, moody, a bit needy. Apart from that I’m an absolute delight. Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kent based total catch here

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Located a sneeze east of Manchester, what I'm looking for I detail quite fully on my profile

In the absence of that - someone for coffee dates and wandering walks would be nice. I have very little to offer but I would buy my fair share of coffee or something stronger until I appeared more interesting

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Mean a/hole who walks and looks at you with a brooding menace.

Driven in his goals, financially sorted, business grew by 32% last quarter. Will likely leave you on the bed exhausted as he fires the engine and moves to the next town.

No words spoken. Just hearts broken.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

This thread interests me, I'm in.

Past 60, 6 pack a distant memory, Yul Brynner'esque upstairs, tic tac downstairs. A smidge under 6 feet.

Often grumpy.

*Don't drink, don't smoke.

Looking for someone visually impaired. Or desperate. Or low standards. Or all three.

That's about it from me.

*Don't drink, don't smoke = dull as dishwater

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Good thread, Tea!

I’ve had no joy on the dating apps and would dearly love to have someone special in my life.

If you like long walks interspersed with too much cake and hot chocolate, city breaks and watching comedy - I’m your guy!

Not a morning person.

Must be tolerant of terrible jokes.

Apart from that, I’m literally perfect in every way.

*prepares inbox for the deluge*

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Good thread, Tea!

I’ve had no joy on the dating apps and would dearly love to have someone special in my life.

If you like long walks interspersed with too much cake and hot chocolate, city breaks and watching comedy - I’m your guy!

Not a morning person.

Must be tolerant of terrible jokes.

Apart from that, I’m literally perfect in every way.

*prepares inbox for the deluge*"

Ffs. That was me until the cake. I don’t like cake

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Mid 40s gent. Quality Retro model. Built for comfort. Wider body kit Everything works as it should. Does have some age related marks. A few previous owners.

Appreciating classic. No silly offers . Genuine barn find. I know what I have .

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By *mightyMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Any females close to Bradford fancy social meet-up

Unless you like animals I have 3 horses 2 saluki’s 2 patterdales 6 pigeons 3 hens 1 cock & 2 canaries btw you’ll need some jodhpurs & wellies in my yard friendly banter either way send me DM

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Good thread, Tea!

I’ve had no joy on the dating apps and would dearly love to have someone special in my life.

If you like long walks interspersed with too much cake and hot chocolate, city breaks and watching comedy - I’m your guy!

Not a morning person.

Must be tolerant of terrible jokes.

Apart from that, I’m literally perfect in every way.

*prepares inbox for the deluge*

Ffs. That was me until the cake. I don’t like cake

How about I replace cake with cock?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Good thread, Tea!

I’ve had no joy on the dating apps and would dearly love to have someone special in my life.

If you like long walks interspersed with too much cake and hot chocolate, city breaks and watching comedy - I’m your guy!

Not a morning person.

Must be tolerant of terrible jokes.

Apart from that, I’m literally perfect in every way.

*prepares inbox for the deluge*

Ffs. That was me until the cake. I don’t like cake

How about I replace cake with cock?"

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

East London, overweight but cuddly as fuck, cerebral but loves a pun, lefty but always right, interested in making more and more friends and anything else is a bonus.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"This thread interests me, I'm in.

Past 60, 6 pack a distant memory, Yul Brynner'esque upstairs, tic tac downstairs. A smidge under 6 feet.

Often grumpy.

*Don't drink, don't smoke.

Looking for someone visually impaired. Or desperate. Or low standards. Or all three.

That's about it from me.

*Don't drink, don't smoke = dull as dishwater"

*checks inbox

**blows away cobwebs....

Honesty not the best policy then....

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By *iercedItMan
over a year ago

North West

Always up for socials with a view to date or more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bath based, outdoorsy type, if you fancy a few drinks and a laugh, first round’s on me

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

40 from Bedfordshire, 6ft and single, and I come offering cake

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"40 from Bedfordshire, 6ft and single, and I come offering cake

With name like yours - I sooooo wish you were female

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

45 single and not just fab single but like proper single, not just bullshit single

Warwick...

For all those who will be passed by, over looked....in case no ones told you today how amazing you all are, your all fucking amazing, keep being amazing and smashing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"40 from Bedfordshire, 6ft and single, and I come offering cake

What cake ?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"40 from Bedfordshire, 6ft and single, and I come offering cake

What cake ?

Pork scratching flavour

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

North/N.E. London.

Wordy, sometimes tactless, but always authentic. Generous, kind, but sometimes holds back. What you see is what you get.

Seeking a connection of mind that leads to regular body connections. You will be open to a LTR, if that develops, and not lie to get your end away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire and surrounding areas.

Reasonably amusing, reasonably attractive, always late lover of wine and food seeks...

Erm, not sure yet

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Cambridgeshire and surrounding areas.

Reasonably amusing, reasonably attractive, always late lover of wine and food seeks...

Erm, not sure yet "

When did you move?

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

I’m in mid-Beds, would love to find local social connections (couples or singles) who I can hang out with and not have to hide this part of my life from. Perhaps there’s a single lady out there looking for switchy play too?

If there’s anyone who’d be interested in practicing Shibari with me that would be amazing!

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

"Hello. Getting on a bit, menopausal, picky, moody, a bit needy. Apart from that I’m an absolute delight. Honest

*Waves politely

Hi Nora, I’m Bedfordshire based, but in Hatfield regularly during term time. If you’d be interested in getting a coffee sometime, drop me a line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very sarcastic, bbw, crazy busy but looking for someone for all sorts of socials, dates and play.

South Bucks/West London.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

North London.

Maybe a little bit funny, a little clever and a lot chubby. Woke. Snowflake. Whippersnapper. Etc etc

I just want someone to like me back tbh. And to actually want to see me fairly often for the kissy, soppy sex (and the other kinds maybe).

Thx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cambridgeshire and surrounding areas.

Reasonably amusing, reasonably attractive, always late lover of wine and food seeks...

Erm, not sure yet "
bread

Swindon based (don't hold it against me). Dad jokes, but no kids. Other than rescue (who has veto, so dog lovers only)

Uses too many emojis.

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By *carlett 44Woman
over a year ago

bootle

In Liverpool. Looking for a fwb. Love the idea of a date with no expectations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

South based hippy weirdo, seeks kinky as fuck, fellow hippy who is open to growth and transformation (does their own work).

Love long walks, dancing and singing, not a fan of cake, which means - more for you

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By *he Gentleman 84Man
over a year ago

North East

In Based up in the North east, sarcastic Viking ????

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By *ack Flash400Man
over a year ago

The Bat Cave

Near Walsall in the mids

Bakes cakes

Eats said cakes - may share with the right woman/couple

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Greater Manchester based - Green fingers, cook, runner, baker, little bit geeky and quirky Blondie.

Love pampering, massage, spa days, open water swimming, cream tea...

Would be good to connect with someone who is old school gentleman.

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By *ama bamaMan
over a year ago

dalkeith

Hi male here 54 years old shift worker. looking to meet for regular dates and see what can happen. I stay south of Edinburgh and can travel for the right one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liverpool lass, I miss dates!

Love someone to just go out with and enjoy food, walks, cinema etc with great company and laughs a plenty.

I love hugs, back tickles, and soft kisses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am near the Lancs/Yorks border. Would be amazing to have a good old fashioned date with someone up north. Nothing complicated just fun like a walk in the open countryside followed by coffee and cake or a pub lunch. Chat and laugh the day away

. Probably have to endure some terrible puns.... carpe diem!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Well I've mostly accepted single life is my only path at this point. I've found the majority of people I have any kind of potential dating connection with are not within reasonable distance. True story!

But never hurts to try!

Good company, laughs, and see where it goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in Pembrokeshire so that tends to draw a line under any potential relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in Bedfordshire. Iam asian .

Looking for FWB chill out 420 friendly

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

I’m near Glasgow but my free time tends to be during day. Someone to go for lunch or a coffee with, have a walk in the park or the museums galleries and stuff would be nice.

I’m not counting on anything, it is what it is.

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Manchester lady with an interesting accent. Loves dancing, cooking and baking and also travelling! Looking for friendships and see where it goes x

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By *kjay86Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Nearly 37, Bucks/Bedfordshire based and still working out what I'm looking for (though kink will often be involved, and possibly cake). I'd say there's a long term hope and then the shorter term fun, though short term I'd still like it to be regular/semi regular where possible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh an actual date?

I’m a bisexual lady so an offer from a lady would be very welcomed

I’m in sittingbourne in Kent, love the gym, let’s chat

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By *iercedItMan
over a year ago

North West

Sooo many Liverpool area ladies, I was just sat on Wallasey Beach with my dog, chilling for half the day, would have loved some company did a giggle. Doggy Dates rock.

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By *omad_SolMan
over a year ago

Cheshunt

Nice idea OP, always worth a shot

I'm currently residing in Hertfordshire, musician/producer and idealistic dreamer

I've been single for 5 years now (at first by choice, long story), but now would love to enjoy some female company.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

I'm still in.

*just sayin

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

A date.... God its been a long time since I've been on one of those. But always open to the idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m about

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By *uthentic GuyMan
over a year ago

Surrey

Checking in

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By *oesMan
over a year ago

Chorley

At this point I'm applying for the undateables hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m about

Come over my way

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I’m up for a date. Anybody fancy coffee and cake at a hotel on its own island?

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Liverpool lass, I miss dates!

Love someone to just go out with and enjoy food, walks, cinema etc with great company and laughs a plenty.

I love hugs, back tickles, and soft kisses "

I'm straight but if you fancy a date as food, walk and a good converstion , message me.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

I'm up for dating, I love nice food and wine, I live in the south east of Cornwall and I'll not embarrass you in front of your family/friends...(provided that you leave me outside)

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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South Wales based geek. Used to be in the forums a lot but not for a while.

Don't know what I want or when I'll get the time to do it when I figure it out

There seems to be a cake theme in previous comments so I should mention that I like birthday cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all. I'm a 39yr old single guy in Surrey. Guitarist, biker and a good cook. Prefer a documentary or movie over TV. Love the outdoors and staying fit. Also a sexual deviant. Cheers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m up for a date. Anybody fancy coffee and cake at a hotel on its own island? "

Lovely place!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I haven't been on a date for ages.

I seriously need to progress from my woo'ing activities and make good!

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

Thought ..’oh yes, id buy her cake or a coctail anyday’. …. Too old… gutted!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Who wants a massage and cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m about

Come over my way

Send me the address

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rough location is South Wales.

I can be a bit awkward (sometimes) when meeting new people...and haven't been socialised very well.

Sound great don't I?

Spund perfect

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Awww I've been thinking about this the past week or so, I do miss dating and think I want to go out on dates!

That excitement of meeting them and getting ready and just getting all burtterfly-y as you get to know them

but yes if there's anyone as far up north as me that would be rather delightful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live in Cornwall, spend a fair bit of time in Brum

Love chatting and listening and always happy to meet up for coffee and cake x

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife

If only but what the heck my profile already says it yet. It's not dating its getting to know someone's personality not just their keystrokes so you can trust them sexually... Well that my preference...

I drive so fife area and nearby is reasonable

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By *urious KittenWoman
over a year ago

Neverland

Worcestershire based. Single curvy female looking for a club buddy and someone to share wine and cocktails and the sexy times with if nothing else I’ll make you laugh promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newcastle area hi

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Southampton... say _ello... I don't bite... well only if asked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worcestershire based. Single curvy female looking for a club buddy and someone to share wine and cocktails and the sexy times with if nothing else I’ll make you laugh promise

Did someone say wine and cocktails?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Southampton... say _ello... I don't bite... well only if asked lol"

Will you bite me please...

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By *uyForeLadiesMan
over a year ago

Grantham

Grantham, Linc's

I like big butts, but don't let that put you off.

Genuinely single guy looking for female FWB. Must be pet friendly, like coffee and cake and know why a jaffe cake is not a biscuit

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"Located a sneeze east of Manchester, what I'm looking for I detail quite fully on my profile

I don't like coffee buuuuuuuuuuuuuut lets do something stronger yes

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By *ld enoughMan
over a year ago

Tenby

Hallo Lady in Pembrokeshire , I’m easy going, don’t look my age , bald due to hereditary & chemotherapy , love eating out so happy to go for a meal or a coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grumpy opinionated twonk from somewhere near nobody....if you fancy being bored senseless then feel free to not message me

Your welcome

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

Hi everyone!

North east London based, but happy to travel around london. Would love to make friends to go on adventures with and introduce each other to new experiences. X

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

East London based

Would like someone to have a few laughs with, maybe a stroll every so often and if there is kink involved even better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been ages since my last date. Here is a little information about me. Would be great to become friends with someone similar. You never know x

Here it is:

•lives in Watford but can travel by car to surrounding areas

•have a foreign accent

•likes good food, wine, cooking/baking, animals, cinema, mini golf,plays pool

•enjoys walks in the nature, traveling, binge watch Netflix series, draws/paints in the spare time

•good appetite for sex

•has a weird sense of humour which is often misunderstood with a hint of sarcasm and slightly crazy personality

•friendly-ish but sometimes moody if the time of the month strikes and also full moon phase

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

I'm 44, single, live in Northampton.

Teetotal, mother of 2 (so unfortunately time is very limited as both sons have special needs)

I am a wonderful person, but don't get out much..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been ages since my last date. Here is a little information about me. Would be great to become friends with someone similar. You never know x

Here it is:

•lives in Watford but can travel by car to surrounding areas

•have a foreign accent

•likes good food, wine, cooking/baking, animals, cinema, mini golf,plays pool

•enjoys walks in the nature, traveling, binge watch Netflix series, draws/paints in the spare time

•good appetite for sex

•has a weird sense of humour which is often misunderstood with a hint of sarcasm and slightly crazy personality

•friendly-ish but sometimes moody if the time of the month strikes and also full moon phase

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dammit. I'm only friendly when I'm werewolf mode. Otherwise I'm too Sirius.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Worcestershire based. Single curvy female looking for a club buddy and someone to share wine and cocktails and the sexy times with if nothing else I’ll make you laugh promise

Make you laugh mmmmmmm really

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By *akandaForeverMan
over a year ago

london

Bedfordshire based. Gym, Netflix and club buddy. Likes to dance like no body is watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm 44, single, live in Northampton.

Teetotal, mother of 2 (so unfortunately time is very limited as both sons have special needs)

I am a wonderful person, but don't get out much..

Least you get out, I make a hermit look sociable

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

"I'm 44, single, live in Northampton.

Teetotal, mother of 2 (so unfortunately time is very limited as both sons have special needs)

I am a wonderful person, but don't get out much..

Least you get out, I make a hermit look sociable

Hmmm it's either Work or home... I have no family or friends either... boooo

You sure you win?

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Worcestershire based. Single curvy female looking for a club buddy and someone to share wine and cocktails and the sexy times with if nothing else I’ll make you laugh promise

You are very good company and very funny

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Worcestershire based. Single curvy female looking for a club buddy and someone to share wine and cocktails and the sexy times with if nothing else I’ll make you laugh promise

You are very good company and very funny"

Tea I agree she is

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Located a sneeze east of Manchester, what I'm looking for I detail quite fully on my profile

I don't like coffee buuuuuuuuuuuuuut lets do something stronger yes

Tequila - it makes me happy!! As do you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

newcastle-based psychopath with a decent rack, looking for a good time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has this worked for anyone so far ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"newcastle-based psychopath with a decent rack, looking for a good time

Px "

Haha I missed you

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I haven't been on a date for ages.

I seriously need to progress from my woo'ing activities and make good!

*Cough cough* yes you do

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Has this worked for anyone so far ?"

Nope - still looking for someone who likes a laugh and has great skills in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dating apps are awful

I’m in Leeds. Curvy lady, red hair, blue eyes. 40. Would love to meet for a social with a view to something else if we get on

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

"Has this worked for anyone so far ?"

The come dine with me thread seemed to work better for me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Has this worked for anyone so far ?

The come dine with me thread seemed to work better for me

I didn’t see that. What we having?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Has this worked for anyone so far ?

The come dine with me thread seemed to work better for me

Ladies like to eat!!

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

"Has this worked for anyone so far ?

The come dine with me thread seemed to work better for me

I didn’t see that. What we having?"

To lazy to go find it?? Lop

Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri as an apéritif

Curried lamb kebabs

Chicken, rice and peas, festival and steamed veg served with Jerk Gravy

Coconut and caramelised sugar Plantain or Coquito Cheesecake

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

"Has this worked for anyone so far ?

The come dine with me thread seemed to work better for me

Ladies like to eat!!

The only debate is do you eat before or after??

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Has this worked for anyone so far ?

The come dine with me thread seemed to work better for me

Ladies like to eat!!

The only debate is do you eat before or after?? "

Definitely after as I want to enjoy both fully

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

"Has this worked for anyone so far ?

The come dine with me thread seemed to work better for me

Ladies like to eat!!

The only debate is do you eat before or after??

Definitely after as I want to enjoy both fully

That seems to be winning out, I'd go meal before, snacks to recharged after so we don't have to get dressed again.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Has this worked for anyone so far ?

The come dine with me thread seemed to work better for me

I didn’t see that. What we having?

To lazy to go find it?? Lop

Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri as an apéritif

Curried lamb kebabs

Chicken, rice and peas, festival and steamed veg served with Jerk Gravy

Coconut and caramelised sugar Plantain or Coquito Cheesecake

Oooooh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm from the Northeast, Co Durham area,looking for a regular friend and lover

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Has this worked for anyone so far ?

The come dine with me thread seemed to work better for me

Ladies like to eat!!

The only debate is do you eat before or after??

Definitely after as I want to enjoy both fully

That seems to be winning out, I'd go meal before, snacks to recharged after so we don't have to get dressed again.

Who has to be dressed to eat? There would have to be a good break after eating though

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By *un couple 2Couple
over a year ago

Tynemouth.

im sure you will get loads of offers from here

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Has this worked for anyone so far ?

The come dine with me thread seemed to work better for me

I didn’t see that. What we having?

To lazy to go find it?? Lop

Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri as an apéritif

Curried lamb kebabs

Chicken, rice and peas, festival and steamed veg served with Jerk Gravy

Coconut and caramelised sugar Plantain or Coquito Cheesecake

Oooooh yes

. That menu got to me too!

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By *heshire-cat74Woman
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

I shall put my name forward but probably won't get any replies.

So I'm 48 live in Stoke on Trent have 2 kids with additional needs which means I'm only free when they are at school.

I like to have a laugh and try to make the best of my life.

Would love to meet someone for coffee dates hopefully form a good friendship and the rest who knows.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Has this worked for anyone so far ?

The come dine with me thread seemed to work better for me

I didn’t see that. What we having?

To lazy to go find it?? Lop

Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri as an apéritif

Curried lamb kebabs

Chicken, rice and peas, festival and steamed veg served with Jerk Gravy

Coconut and caramelised sugar Plantain or Coquito Cheesecake

Oooooh yes

. That menu got to me too!"

Table for 3 then please Mixed Mister!

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

"Has this worked for anyone so far ?

The come dine with me thread seemed to work better for me

I didn’t see that. What we having?

To lazy to go find it?? Lop

Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri as an apéritif

Curried lamb kebabs

Chicken, rice and peas, festival and steamed veg served with Jerk Gravy

Coconut and caramelised sugar Plantain or Coquito Cheesecake

Oooooh yes

. That menu got to me too!

Table for 3 then please Mixed Mister!

Well, come dine with me needs at least 4, so we're 1 short atm.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Has this worked for anyone so far ?

The come dine with me thread seemed to work better for me

I didn’t see that. What we having?

To lazy to go find it?? Lop

Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri as an apéritif

Curried lamb kebabs

Chicken, rice and peas, festival and steamed veg served with Jerk Gravy

Coconut and caramelised sugar Plantain or Coquito Cheesecake

Oooooh yes

. That menu got to me too!

Table for 3 then please Mixed Mister!

Well, come dine with me needs at least 4, so we're 1 short atm. "

Heartbroken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has this worked for anyone so far ?"
it has now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me... Where are all the lovelies in Cornwall?

I have no sense of humour, i can be sooo odd sometimes, often silly and often a moody bum.

Obviously these are all my best super powers..

I may be sarcastic

What more do you want?

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

"Has this worked for anyone so far ?

The come dine with me thread seemed to work better for me

I didn’t see that. What we having?

To lazy to go find it?? Lop

Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri as an apéritif

Curried lamb kebabs

Chicken, rice and peas, festival and steamed veg served with Jerk Gravy

Coconut and caramelised sugar Plantain or Coquito Cheesecake

Oooooh yes

. That menu got to me too!

Table for 3 then please Mixed Mister!

Well, come dine with me needs at least 4, so we're 1 short atm.

Heartbroken "

Was just waiting for you to confirm your attendance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has been far the best place for dating for me. Dating apps guys don’t talk, whereas here it’s the opposite. Also on here you can be totally open too. Worth putting in your profiles if you are open to more, you never know who you may find x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been ages since my last date. Here is a little information about me. Would be great to become friends with someone similar. You never know x

Here it is:

•lives in Watford but can travel by car to surrounding areas

•have a foreign accent

•likes good food, wine, cooking/baking, animals, cinema, mini golf,plays pool

•enjoys walks in the nature, traveling, binge watch Netflix series, draws/paints in the spare time

•good appetite for sex

•has a weird sense of humour which is often misunderstood with a hint of sarcasm and slightly crazy personality

•friendly-ish but sometimes moody if the time of the month strikes and also full moon phase

Fancy eating few passers by for fun and then hawl under the moon? I'm a bit of Harry Potter nerd too!

dammit. I'm only friendly when I'm werewolf mode. Otherwise I'm too Sirius. "

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Has this worked for anyone so far ?

The come dine with me thread seemed to work better for me

I didn’t see that. What we having?

To lazy to go find it?? Lop

Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri as an apéritif

Curried lamb kebabs

Chicken, rice and peas, festival and steamed veg served with Jerk Gravy

Coconut and caramelised sugar Plantain or Coquito Cheesecake

Oooooh yes

. That menu got to me too!

Table for 3 then please Mixed Mister!

Well, come dine with me needs at least 4, so we're 1 short atm.

Heartbroken

Was just waiting for you to confirm your attendance

It's fine - I've made myself dinner

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

"This has been far the best place for dating for me. Dating apps guys don’t talk, whereas here it’s the opposite. Also on here you can be totally open too. Worth putting in your profiles if you are open to more, you never know who you may find x"

Fascinating

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

East London/Essex based fella, seeking people for socials who can put up with my terrible banter. I like Arsenal, food and martial arts. I am also currently learning a new language

If you like cake and/hugs you go to the front of the queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has this worked for anyone so far ?it has now

Stop trying to butter me up

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Has this worked for anyone so far ?it has now

Stop trying to butter me up

On my way with the ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has this worked for anyone so far ?it has now

Stop trying to butter me up

"
I will be more blunt then.

Spread. I'm hungry.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Desperately seeking Bellaseas

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Im close to Manchester and looking for anything....please anybody? Lol x

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Based in Cumbria, right on the edge of the lake District. As you can tell I'm shy and awkward

. Rather sarastic, honest and open to most things. Always up for a chat should anyone fancy it.... Plus I will bring cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Desperately seeking Bellaseas

Well _ello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has this worked for anyone so far ?it has now

Stop trying to butter me up

I will be more blunt then.

Spread. I'm hungry. "

Ig my gosh

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I haven't been on a date for ages.

I seriously need to progress from my woo'ing activities and make good!

*Cough cough* yes you do

•

Incorrigible!

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Polite gentleman based in Teesside

Looking for a lady to treat like a princess and go on adventures with x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Desperately seeking Bellaseas

Well _ello! "

Score!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I haven't been on a date for ages.

I seriously need to progress from my woo'ing activities and make good!

*Cough cough* yes you do

•

Incorrigible!

Moi??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Desperately seeking Bellaseas

Well _ello!

Score!

it worked

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I haven't been on a date for ages.

I seriously need to progress from my woo'ing activities and make good!

*Cough cough* yes you do

•

Incorrigible!

Moi??

•

Yes, you, you vixen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Polite gentleman based in Teesside

Looking for a lady to treat like a princess and go on adventures with x "

Oh I want to be treated like a princess! I'm not moving though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a Manc. Apparently we’re more friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to take someone special on a first date . See how it feels . Hang out and have a giggle . Yeah .

Intentions ?

Regular , long term FWB , open to dating yes always x x

Looking for chemistry 100%

No pressure ever , that’s for sure .

I’m in luton ( temporarily) , trying to go back to London Colney ( St Albans ) my daughter lives there

So I can’t go to far really .

pretty much this end Hertfordshire .

I’m into 1o1 n FFM ( if u like ) I pass well with out it . I do t mind x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a Manc. Apparently we’re more friendly "

Alexa, play J Hus- Friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stephen 46 Hampshire looking to date fwb

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over a year ago

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By *ornym66Man
over a year ago

Col /ips

Hi any one In my area

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I haven't been on a date for ages.

I seriously need to progress from my woo'ing activities and make good!

*Cough cough* yes you do

•

Incorrigible!

Moi??

•

Yes, you, you vixen!

Not the worst you've called me

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Has this worked for anyone so far ?"

I can't lie.......... it's been one of my most unsuccessful ventures thus far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" "

Good effort

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Absolutely brilliant idea, but as usual all the most interesting and exciting people with whom you have a meeting of minds will be located at opposite ends of the country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good effort

Couldn’t be bother hobos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" "

Understood. If I can’t date you can I fuck your friends?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Absolutely brilliant idea, but as usual all the most interesting and exciting people with whom you have a meeting of minds will be located at opposite ends of the country. "

^^^ it's an unwritten Fab rule that aligns with the law of sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Midland’s

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

"Oh I love these.

I can't promise anything more than a social but always up for cake or cocktails and rarely have anyone nearby to go with.

So if you're near Edinburgh and fancy a drink, I might be up for that

Cake us possibly one of the best things to offer me.

Also I'm in Edinburgh working a few times a year.

I also do like a cocktail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Derby or nearby, coffee and chats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bradford area based

Would love a date or two, something simple with lots of laughs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bradford area based

Would love a date or two, something simple with lots of laughs

I'm sure you have a queue forming

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Bradford area based

Would love a date or two, something simple with lots of laughs

Jimmy Carr tickets

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I haven't been on a date for ages.

I seriously need to progress from my woo'ing activities and make good!

*Cough cough* yes you do

•

Incorrigible!

Moi??

•

Yes, you, you vixen!

Not the worst you've called me

•

I like the softly softly approach to begin with.

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By *exyman300Man
over a year ago

Bromley

London looking to meet all kinds of people I am 28 and free alot of the time new to this

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Hi folks

It would be marvellous to go on a date with a lovely Fabber. I live in the wilds of West Wales, but wouldn’t want geography to get in the way.

It’s probably best you have a high tolerance for waffling, overly-sentimental, bearded, hairy-chested outdoors-lovers who like striding around hills and mountains.

I also love music/culture, photography and arguing the toss about the future of Wales and the state of the UK.

You - well, just be yer awesome, gloriously flawed, very human self

Hwyl

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I haven't been on a date for ages.

I seriously need to progress from my woo'ing activities and make good!

*Cough cough* yes you do

•

Incorrigible!

Moi??

•

Yes, you, you vixen!

Not the worst you've called me

•

I like the softly softly approach to begin with.

A gentleman through and through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has this worked for anyone so far ?

I can't lie.......... it's been one of my most unsuccessful ventures thus far.

Show off

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