FabSwingers.com forum: Reading between the lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you spot "telling" words, phrases or photos here and elsewhere? For example:

discreet = married

licks for hours = won't go near your quim

Please share your insights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been here before = didn’t get a meet the first time so trying again.

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Great sense of humour = dad joke humour

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

"Been here before = didn’t get a meet the first time so trying again."

Haha

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Great sense of humour = dad joke humour"

Ageist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been here before = didn’t get a meet the first time so trying again."

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Publicly traded entity disclaimer = might be interested in my pyramid scheme.

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By *histle do nicelyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow South

I like the word adventurous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads

Bathroom only pics = marred only place I can take pics

not looking for drama only fun = I am going to be a nightmare and turn up at all hours out the blue

Been here before know how it works = never been here before or joind wasn’t successful and left

Stright = 80% is fab straight when it comes to guys as a tv to open they inbox you be shocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't want a penpal - can't communicate

Here for a good time not a long time - want to bang as many pussys as physically possible

Not like the rest - good actor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill in later.

Super lazy lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking for a friend = I am to scared to say I am asking for myself incase there backlash / disprovele from people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great sense of humour = no humour.

VWE = I have nothing else going for me other than my penis size.

Can't accommodate = I'm actually quite intelligent and won't invite random strangers to my house just for sex.

No pen pals = my wife will get suspicious

Not my first rodeo = trying to be cool, definitely middle aged

I don't have a type = I'll fuck anyone

Here for fun! = Cheating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not here to fuck the full site = any holes a gole here to bang as meny as I can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like the word adventurous"

But what does it MEAN?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gym fit... don't want anyone overweight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the word adventurous

But what does it MEAN?

Means is not gay but ok with having sex with same gender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gym fit... don't want anyone overweight"

Not necessarily I am “gym” fit and would meet normal people or none gym bunny’s

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You lot are evil

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By *nonymous95-2Woman
over a year ago

Northwich

Must have a sense of humour = must laugh at everything I say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great sense of humour = dad joke humour"

Oi - I resemble that remark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really like you , let’s chat on kik

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Experienced = Been through more pipes than Mario.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I like the word adventurous

But what does it MEAN?

Has been to an ann summers shop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Photo holding a giant carp = tiny penis

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I like the word adventurous

But what does it MEAN?

They're sporty. If you're chubby, like me, you've no chance

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Will fill in later....... No imagination equates to terrible in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Photo holding a giant carp = tiny penis"

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Can't accommodate... Partnered up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine = I can't think of any other way to describe myself so I'm just going to state I am in fact a human.

Professional = has a job

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Photo holding a giant carp = tiny penis"

And smells of fish?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is a dating site one:

Loves nights in and nights out = boring as FUCK

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Photo holding a giant carp = tiny penis

And smells of fish? "

How very dare you!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Likes the finer things in life...no travelodge

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"This is a dating site one:

Loves nights in and nights out = boring as FUCK"

Depends. What are you getting upto when you're in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a club buddy = Too scared to attend alone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not looking for notches = will shag anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great sense of humour - entertain me cause I can’t nail one in the box .

Can’t accommodate - my room is a shit hole n I can’t be fucked to sort it out .

Don’t do last secs meets - Mario Stil checking the pipes came back later

can’t drop everything at drop of the hat - im friends with Luigi , Daisy and a hand full of little mushrooms people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can lick for hours = don’t know where the clit is. Will take me that long to find it.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

No drama = can't risk the wife finding out

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Like minded...... Minds in the gutter

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Can't accomodate....... Lives in a pig stye

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Will fill in later" on a nine month old profile. You're never intending to meet anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likes the finer things in life...no travelodge

Likes diner in life - I’m a tramp n no one ever toke me somewhere posh .

Work hard , play hard - no money no fanny , u lick u duck n u pay u cunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Solid 8 inches = pushing 6 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking to shag all site - I’m shaging everyone , not sure if I can fit today’s new newbies in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will make you squirt = never touched a vagina before

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Can't accomodate....... Lives in a pig stye

Or worse, their mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't accomodate....... Lives in a pig stye

Or worse, their mother

Lives in their mother. This thread has took a turn for the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love suck cock - the best u get of me is a blow job .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can accommodate = I've secret videos set up in the bedroom and I'm that desperate for sex I've no regard for safety and will have anyone round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will make you squirt = never touched a vagina before"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll treat you with respect = boring in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine = I can't meet, my penis fell off and my car broke down.

Alpha/Dom = I'm just going to insult you in crass and unimaginative ways and play it of as me being a dom.

Can lick/fuck for hours = I'm not even going to show up...but if I do, I can guarantee the most boring time of your life.

I'm straight: Hello, my name is pinocchio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can accommodate = I've secret videos set up in the bedroom and I'm that desperate for sex I've no regard for safety and will have anyone round.

Can accommodate- came and suck me off cause I can’t be bothered to get off bed .

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I like the word adventurous

But what does it MEAN?

•

It means that he will be an intrepid voyager and will seductively explore your naked curves from top to toe, leaving a conquest of passionate kisses between your breasts and your quim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuine = I can't meet, my penis fell off and my car broke down.

Alpha/Dom = I'm just going to insult you in crass and unimaginative ways and play it of as me being a dom.

Can lick/fuck for hours = I'm not even going to show up...but if I do, I can guarantee the most boring time of your life.

I'm straight: Hello, my name is pinocchio."

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'll treat you with respect = boring in bed."

Is "consensual disrespect" a better term then?

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Looking for VWE man MTB is that you........ Never happy can't find a match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the funniest thread ever .

What a Sunday ^^

I love video games - everyone is watching us from six different angles : is broadcasting live in internet in multiple websites .

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Don’t send cocks pics - fucking loves them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't accomodate....... Lives in a pig stye

Or worse, their mother

Lives in their mother. This thread has took a turn for the worst

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Can't accomodate....... Lives in a pig stye

Or worse, their mother

Lives in their mother. This thread has took a turn for the worst

It's fab. Expect the unexpected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dom = slapped a bum once or twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine - please believe me the last 100 people didn’t

Can accom - I am single - but it doesn’t mean I’ll let everyone visit.

Selective - I only want fitties

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like the word adventurous

But what does it MEAN?

•

It means that he will be an intrepid voyager and will seductively explore your naked curves from top to toe, leaving a conquest of passionate kisses between your breasts and your quim."

don't go and get all sexy on me, Nero

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Looking for a FWB - has loads on the go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dom = slapped a bum once or twice"
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And watched 50shades.

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Don’t send cocks pics - fucking loves them "

*cough* Posh *cough*

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Can accomodate....... Lives in a hotel

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Must be single - given the chance they’d suck your eyeballs out of your Japs eye irrespective of your status

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm single....... Married

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Only looking for the exceptional - my ego is the one you'll be meeting

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Flexible = has a van

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Only looking for the exceptional - my ego is the one you'll be meeting

Cherry x

That's the one I really hate, exceptional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only looking for the exceptional - my ego is the one you'll be meeting

Cherry x

You still owe me a walk and foraging trip

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Please read my profile.......... So long died

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Very chilled and easy going

- you'll find time really drags with me.

Can do a social first

- before you crave sleep, to put you out of your misery

- expects sex but has had zero luck

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I'm gonna fuck you like never before - I will raise a half arsed boner and go like the clappers for about 2.75 mins before blowing my load and proudly ask if that was good for me

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By *lubCouple500Couple
over a year ago

Paradise Island

I definitely won't let you down = Absolutely guaranteed I will let you down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very genuine - has to say this because they've been called out plenty and afraid it shows

loves eating pussy - is crap at it but doesn't know what else to write that might appeal to women

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

We are a fairly open minded couple who enjoy each other’s company and the company of single men for discreet drinks and strip poker-naked fun and a laugh. We don’t take ourselves too seriously............. Card sharks you'll be naked in no time

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Rrad between the lines? Most can't read 'the' lines. We've had 2 messages this morning. Of offers to meet us today. The clue is written in the profile..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can accommodate = I've secret videos set up in the bedroom and I'm that desperate for sex I've no regard for safety and will have anyone round.

Omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"very genuine - has to say this because they've been called out plenty and afraid it shows

loves eating pussy - is crap at it but doesn't know what else to write that might appeal to women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m very picky - I shag everything it moves and don’t remember each one looks worse

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

My block list is extremely long - views blocked profiles on their ‘second’ account

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’m extremely discrete - screenshots DM’s and shares them on other communication platforms

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Rrad between the lines? Most can't read 'the' lines. We've had 2 messages this morning. Of offers to meet us today. The clue is written in the profile..

So are you going to meet them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Connection = 9-10am Thursdays in the van

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

"Great sense of humour = dad joke humour"

There’s nothing wrong with dad jokes

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Read my profile and put the clue in the header of your message........ Amateur sleuths who will delete your message unread

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Fab it to fuck it - this has never worked and never will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill in later.. I expect you to do all the chasing and make me feel desired.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Sorry guys I had to bulk delete - deleted 5 messages and had to announce it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab it to fuck it - this has never worked and never will "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Looking to meet today “ emoji open -

Please fab my images I’m desperately need to be on top of page one

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Curvy can mean absolutely any and all body shapes

Average can mean absolutely and all body shapes

Athletic, I once went to the gym

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Fab my pic for a f*ck......... Just wants fabs no intention of f*cking you

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Do people not talk on here anymore - dude, trust me it’s you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jeez the women here are up themselves = a woman said no

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

To prove you’ve read my profile do NOT send me a message............ Reverse psychology

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"To prove you’ve read my profile do NOT send me a message............ Reverse psychology

You read it

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"To prove you’ve read my profile do NOT send me a message............ Reverse psychology

You read it

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lol

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

"I like the word adventurous

But what does it MEAN?

...it means, on occasions they shop at Lidl instead of Tesco.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I like the word adventurous

But what does it MEAN?

...it means, on occasions they shop at Lidl instead of Tesco."
i shop at lidl and it is an adventure i mean you never know whether a bag of carrots will last one day or five

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only want quality not quantity … but then there’s 100 veris from what appear to be hobbits …. .. hhhmm

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No timewasters - thinks words are magic and this will protect them

Sydney university etc disclaimers - same as above

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Not like all the others -Worse than all the others

Nobody meets on here -People dont reply/meet me because I've put no effort at all into my profile.

i can't have pics on-I've got something to hide.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why can't I get a meet? = I can't be arsed to sort my profile

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Single but can't accommodate = not single

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"always smelling fresh" - I want a gold star for accomplishing basic hygiene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""always smelling fresh" - I want a gold star for accomplishing basic hygiene"

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

""always smelling fresh" - I want a gold star for accomplishing basic hygiene"

Hahahaha

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I get too many crap messages/ I can't reply to all I get ....refuses to use filters in fear of missing out on attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t meet striaght away - is Luigi turn now . Wait

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I know what soap is" - but I haven't worked out what to do with it yet

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

So many fakes on here ..... Someone said no to them again or they ignored obvious red flags of an actual fake profile in the hope of a ride.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

You are so much better than all the rest of the women/men on here ..... Purely blowing smoke up your ass in the hope of a ride.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get too many crap messages/ I can't reply to all I get ....refuses to use filters in fear of missing out on attention. "

Must...have...validation!

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Assumptions every case is different.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Assumptions every case is different."

It's a fun thread - are you going to play?

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

“See where things go” - has absolutely no idea what he’s doing or what he wants and expects everything served on the plate for them.

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By *edstockings2Couple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Single woman that has meet anyone = timewasters

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Assumptions every case is different."

Sure. These are where people start unless or until proven wrong.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Gym fit...can lift a few weights ...but half a day's labouring work would Probably finish them off..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional= up your own arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha. Lol

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

If you're re after a stick insect etc..

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm looking for a partner in crime"

I'm scared and need my hand held

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna fuck you like never before - I will raise a half arsed boner and go like the clappers for about 2.75 mins before blowing my load and proudly ask if that was good for me"

That long!?!

I'm going to have to up my game

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“See where things go” - has absolutely no idea what he’s doing or what he wants and expects everything served on the plate for them."

See this kind of phrase on dating sites a lot too - it's a red flag for me now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha ha. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""I'm looking for a partner in crime"

I'm scared and need my hand held"

Harsh!

The phrase is so hackneyed now, makes me cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog lover

Animal lover

- those are just too weird and I really don’t know what it stands for .

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

Discreet (yeah we all shout it from the rooftops!) - Genuine (what?) - Professional (so?)

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Quality over quantity see that one lot.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Genuine" - maybe if people see my iron clad proof that I am actually a person, they'll ignore all the other problems and I'll have more sex than I can handle!

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Hubby has permission to play solo - as long as the wife doesn't find out (if she even exists!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexless marriage n hubby knows n supports -

Desperate who doesn’t take a NO as an answer

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Wow ....some forum gold here....apologies I didn't mean to be so bad at messages

Must try harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better check our own profile before lobbing rocks around decrying other people's little sayings in case we have littered ours with red flags

. Often wondered why we dont get many messages maybe the cliches are too heavy in these ones

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

"Discreet (yeah we all shout it from the rooftops!) - Genuine (what?) - Professional (so?)

Yeah the professional one I don't get. If you get paid for your job your a professional regardless.

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By *aleakalaMan
over a year ago

Perth Australia

"Discreet (yeah we all shout it from the rooftops!) - Genuine (what?) - Professional (so?)

Yeah the professional one I don't get. If you get paid for your job your a professional regardless. "

That's not what professional means but still not sure why people think it matters here.

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By *aleakalaMan
over a year ago

Perth Australia

No weird stuff- anything other than missionary is kinky.

Still, I appreciate people putting it up, I know to give them a wide berth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No weird stuff- anything other than missionary is kinky.

Still, I appreciate people putting it up, I know to give them a wide berth."

That's not...missionary with the lights on, is it?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I say it like it is - I'm a bit of a self involved dick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I say it like it is - I'm a bit of a self involved dick. "

So very true in my experience!

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

I love all of these, amazing!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"No weird stuff- anything other than missionary is kinky.

Still, I appreciate people putting it up, I know to give them a wide berth."

Conversely

"Can I ask you a question?" means - I want to say something incredibly fucked up to you, but by pretending to be polite first, you don't get to be offended by (the stuff that I'm not going to say because it'll land me on the naughty step)

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Fun? = I've no idea what I want to do

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

x, x & x are timewasters = piss me off and you are next!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"x, x & x are timewasters = piss me off and you are next!"

Lol. X, X, and X didn't want to meet me so I am throwing my toys out of the pram and trying to damage them.

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Any thread talking about how single guys are discriminated against by women and couples- No mate your problem is your so entitled and probably a dick that no would want to talk to you

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Women are too picky on this site - you women should just put out because I say so. Know your place

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Fill in later.

Super lazy lover "

yeah after rolling another

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"“See where things go” - has absolutely no idea what he’s doing or what he wants and expects everything served on the plate for them."

I know what I want - I am so self absorbed that I see you as an object to slot into my fantasy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put (word) in subject line of message to show you have read my profile.

This sounds better than just admitting I’m entitled and think I’m better than you.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Put (word) in subject line of message to show you have read my profile.

This sounds better than just admitting I’m entitled and think I’m better than you. "

Admittedly, I just look for evidence that they've read my profile in their message, and delete it when they haven't

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"x straight to the front of the queue" = not exactly humble/given to terrible cliche

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally straight.

I’m schizophrenic and Carlos was bumming my other personality last week.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's not a problem for me, I don't know what your problem is, you just need to toughen up

- I lack the empathy to look beyond my own nose, and somehow this is your problem.

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

Sometimes there isn't a hidden agenda, Sometimes it is what it say it is on the tin.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

If you've got loads of veries i wont want to meet you-Either jealous cos they can't get a meet or think they're superior .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my first rodeo.

Closest I’ve ever been is my little pony.

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

“Im genuine” - when i say no im going to throw all my toys out of the pram

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put (word) in subject line of message to show you have read my profile.

This sounds better than just admitting I’m entitled and think I’m better than you.

Admittedly, I just look for evidence that they've read my profile in their message, and delete it when they haven't

Not too hard to spot the copy n paste messsges. Reminds me I do neeex to rewrite my profile though (incorporating everything from this thread obvs

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Sometimes there isn't a hidden agenda, Sometimes it is what it say it is on the tin."

Don't be ridiculous that's crazy talk!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not my first rodeo.

Closest I’ve ever been is my little pony. "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

We're looking for Femme to explore with ladies

- Masc pressured her into it, she doesn't want to, but she'll lie there like a dead fish while he wanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No face pics due to my job.

Ok being married isn’t technically a job but…

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

I’m dominant in the bedroom - I saw fifty shades and think I can be selfish in the bedroom as long as I spank your bum twice first and you will love all of it

Love to try MFM - want to shag the female / will absolutely not turn up on the day as I totally cannot play once it’s definitely established the other M , will be there and will be playing along side

Spontaneous meets only - I never know if my wife is busy so can’t plan anything ahead incase she is home and I can’t get out the house

Genuine / professional / discreet

All the above

Genuinely cheating

Hubby only available today — I tried a single guy profile , got fucking no where

Made a couple profile uploaded a random couple pic so I can try and bypass your single guys blocked message filters

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

"No face pics due to my job.

Ok being married isn’t technically a job but…"

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Photo holding a giant carp = tiny penis

What is it with Carp?

Can't they catch something worth eating?

Surely women are more impressed by productive hunter/gatherers?

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