FabSwingers.com forum: Openers

By *D - Charlie OP Man
over a year ago

wirral

This can be a cheesy chat up line or sincere opener or just down right filth

What’s the best / worse opener you’ve had / given

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's a tie between (paraphrasing) deranged all caps about how amazing I am, and appalling attempts at erotica.

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Are you a poster…. Because I want to pin you to a wall

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Are you a poster…. Because I want to pin you to a wall"

oh lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smell this cloth.....

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

The detailed cut n paste descriptions of 'what I'd do to you when we meet' are pretty nauseating.

Failed erotica is a great term.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you cut my d*ck off?"

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

I Wanna splatter your face, likea painters radio..

Quickly found message filters

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Hola el Toro!

Spanish girl in Cadiz, sat with her mates.

Then she says: Don't just look, stop. Pinned me to the spot.

Worst

So who wants to fuck me?

Party in Manchester, there were no volunteers. Very awkward she stood there waiting for about 5 minutes.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'd breed that pussy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had one of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Will you cut my d*ck off?""

O would have replied to the sender you prefer hacksaw blade or knife or axe

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By *andadbodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

wuu2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the best opener I ever had was someone saying they wanted to play minecraft together, I decided to open myself up to him pretty quickly as he was amazing and last month we celebrated our one year aniversary together. We're thinking of getting a house in a year. We were only using it as a vibe check!

My worst one is tied between a person who said they recognised me from real life and the guys that keep calling me a sissy. I swear if I need to keep telling people the difference between Femboys and Sissies I will start going insane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Will you cut my d*ck off?"

O would have replied to the sender you prefer hacksaw blade or knife or axe

I teared up. Sorry if that disappoints.

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

On a night out,Was going to the nightclub after the pub.

Woman on the counter said I need to borrow your hand (was for the stamp) I replied with there's better things to wank with

Although to this day we're still friends

Although before that the bouncers pat you down,I did say to him.If you feel anything odd,just means I like you a little too much

I shouldn't drink jack D's

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I'd breed that pussy...

Classy. I bet he worked on that one for ages.

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"This can be a cheesy chat up line or sincere opener or just down right filth

What’s the best / worse opener you’ve had / given "

Luxury soft grip on from habitat. I've still got it.

Not a can it can't open.

10/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite a opener...But after declining a invitation from a couple to come round to mine due to the kids being at home

Was followed by....Do you have a garden...if so my wife can suck you off in the garden

Quickly followed by a No and a block...

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I'd breed that pussy...

Classy. I bet he worked on that one for ages."

And clearly told his friends - it's a surprisingly common one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doubt you're going to get a tidal wave of responses as it's against forum rupes to divulge contents of personal messages

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Gunna wrack a line of sniff fancy one?

Err, no...

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I'd breed that pussy...

Classy. I bet he worked on that one for ages.

And clearly told his friends - it's a surprisingly common one

Great minds think a like and fools rarely differ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm jelous of your heart because it's pounding inside you and I'm not lol

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By *dventuresWithEveWoman
over a year ago

SW Birmingham outskirts

Two worst ones I had were "bang?" And "I want to breed you"

Best one was in poet form, not my usual type buy definitely intrigued me and lead to an amazing meet against all odds! Putting an effort in does work!

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

My friend put up a status about suffering from Covid.

Some guy messaged her with the line “If Covid doesn’t take you out, can I?”

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Will you cut my d*ck off?"

O would have replied to the sender you prefer hacksaw blade or knife or axe

I teared up. Sorry if that disappoints."

Hostel or SAW movie type?

not disappoint but thinking about chap who offered wrong task to right person

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You Ok?

I was like wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Will you cut my d*ck off?"

O would have replied to the sender you prefer hacksaw blade or knife or axe

I teared up. Sorry if that disappoints.

Hostel or SAW movie type?

not disappoint but thinking about chap who offered wrong task to right person

WTAF?

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