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Coronation? What coronation?

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By *olly_chromatic OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

So I got into a conversation earlier and apparently the coronation thing is on Saturday! Like in a few hours. And I said "but surely it's on Monday, that's why there's a holiday?". Perhaps they should have advertised this thing better.

So anyway I'm going to celebrate now with a glass of beer, and an invitation for any friends local to come round and shag me senseless. That way I can hope to sleep late and not wake up till the royal thing is all over...

So (a) what thing have you got that you can do instead of going to Westminster Abbey? And (b) any friends local want to come over for some shagging?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm going to go looking for food fit for a king. Raw nettle anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to go looking for food fit for a king. Raw nettle anyone?"

Hmmm with brumbles salad

And brown fish soup with a pintch of grinder crystal glass … to die for ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going shopping for a pair of proper netball trainers.

My most recent new pair are (what has been) my favourite brand, but they're just not giving adequate support or impact absorption.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we’re taking a trip out cushion shopping, then having a kinky night to make up for the boring day

Mrs

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I'm working all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'm planning to watch it.. About to haul ass out of bed to go and buy yoghurt, then I'm gonna make scones with jam + whipped cream and crack open a bottle of bubbles. Mr Darcy might pop over later.... I think I'll be in bed by 3pm

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By *olly_chromatic OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Midnight's cream scones and bubbly sound like a good use of the day. Myself, I've managed to sleep most of it away, even though I didn't get the shagging last night. Might get up now and dress, probably pizza for tea. Bet that all the posh knobs at the abbey wish that they'd got pizza for tea instead of coronation chicken or whatever other filth is being passed around at the reception.

There is a reception right? They are getting fed? Not even a glass of fizz? Bloody glad I chucked my invitation away then...

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