FabSwingers.com forum: Meet Prep

By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

…

So… after shaving, tanning, plucking, filing and painting ahead of a girls weekend away tomorrow, I’m interested to know what your date prep or meet prep involves…

Do you go ‘all out’ with a new outfit or underwear, trip to the barbers, blow dry, manicure etc or are you a shower and go kind of person

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair, London / Sheffield

Bookmarking for comparative responses, intrigue and notes for any misdemeanors of passion.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Manscaping usually.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had a haircut in months!

It depends on the meet and who with. But always shower, wash hair, nail polish, and of course shave.

Outfit depends on the meet but rarely buy something new.

Should start doing that though!

Oh and sometimes I have the car washed.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they want me looking proper it takes me a day and hafe really

Start with flushing

Then shaveing

Then in and out off 100s off outfits

That’s the night before

Day off

Re flush just to make shour

Get ready and make up and that on

Then sit and wait trying not to sweat or ruin anything

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

If was ever to have a meet would just be hair cut and maybe tidy up bit down there haha. shave traps, delts upper arms and upper pecs only if it not been done but usually is fine regular then brush teeth and have bath. Basically same preparation routine for a night out drinking reslly

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually go all out to get ready, get outfits/underwear sorted in advance.

Fully pampered head to toe.

Haircut done

Travel,hotels etc etc....

Then end up dumped last minute and I spend rest of the evening/weekend then wondering why I wasn't good enough!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I absolutely go all out.

Shave the twig and berries, trim just above, fresh haircut, clean shave, cut and filed nails, some decent clothes, a bit of scent, product in the hair (altough that'll get messed up soon

) and I'm good to go

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

…

"Manscaping usually. "

Does that just mean trimming your pubes?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

A pre meet wank shower,shave and a smile

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ornyhun69Woman
over a year ago

Wales

My prep all depends on if its a date or a meet.... and what the expectations are

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wash my cock

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

…

"I haven't had a haircut in months!

It depends on the meet and who with. But always shower, wash hair, nail polish, and of course shave.

Outfit depends on the meet but rarely buy something new.

Should start doing that though!

Oh and sometimes I have the car washed."

What extra bits would you do if it was a very special meet? And washing the car is super thorough

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lied.

I don’t do anything as I don't get meets

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

…

"I lied.

I don’t do anything as I don't get meets "

Well I’d assume you’d give your cock a wash regardless of whether you were having a meet or not?!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair, London / Sheffield

"Bookmarking for comparative responses, intrigue and notes for any misdemeanors of passion."

•

And to answer your question: I more or less do everything to make myself look and feel presentable, groomed and respectable: ritualistic shave and shower, exfoliated, buffed, cologne on the pulse points, moisturised and sartorially complete.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Depends on the type of meet.

All meets :

Shower, shave, exfoliate, condition hair, blow dry hair, moisturise all over, maybe fake tan in summer months (though this only makes me look a little less blue! I’m very pale), makeup, jewellery, nails (not false I can’t work them very well! But filed and polished).

Socials : dressed as appropriate for where we are meeting. If weather permits, usually skirt & nice top or dress, stockings (unless mid heatwave!) and either heels or boots. Tend to plan outfit in advance. Sometimes I’ll panic and change it last min!

Fun meets : once I’m comfortable with someone lingerie, stockings, heels… depending on what we’ve discussed and what both parties are into. Preferred colours, styles etc

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

…

"If they want me looking proper it takes me a day and hafe really

Start with flushing

Then shaveing

Then in and out off 100s off outfits

That’s the night before

Day off

Re flush just to make shour

Get ready and make up and that on

Then sit and wait trying not to sweat or ruin anything "

That is a great effort! A full day and a half of prep … they’d better show up or I’d imagine you’d be pretty peed off

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

…

"Bookmarking for comparative responses, intrigue and notes for any misdemeanors of passion.

•

I wouldn’t expect anything less from you, Nero

What does ‘sartorially complete’ mean?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"Bookmarking for comparative responses, intrigue and notes for any misdemeanors of passion.

•

I wouldn’t expect anything less from you, Nero

What does ‘sartorially complete’ mean?

Nero will probably have a better definition for you but simply means elegantly dressed I suppose.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe new lingerie, the usual shave and buff up. I do my own hair as hairdressers round here aren’t used to my hair type. If I’m planning on anal then it’s 24 hours fasting, a douche and I’m already to go. Just make sure I pack all the toys that maybe required and I’m off

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Manscaping usually.

Does that just mean trimming your pubes?

Ummm, partly

And shaving the undercarriage, and trimming my chest, I also keep my pits pretty short too. ..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Obviously also shower, dress, and fragrance too. I thought those things were a given

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Obviously also shower, dress, and fragrance too. I thought those things were a given

If only!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Obviously also shower, dress, and fragrance too. I thought those things were a given

If only!! "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

My prep starts a week before ha ha edge myself for 5 days, cut down on any spicy foods so my cum tastes nicer, new underwear, don’t shave for 3 days prior so I get the smoothest of shaves on the day. Nice scent, smart clothes and make sure I have lube and condoms.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick fanny wash in the sink and I'm ready for him.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes me a good few days to be presentable enough.

There's a lot de-fuzzing to do.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We both like to make a lot of effort but that’s more for us to feel hot in ourselves

shower and shave should go without saying I should hope

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m an all in wax everything moisturise everything do my hair nails and make up then rock up in trainers and ripped jeans kinda girl

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Shower and remove belly button fluff

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nnandElleCouple
over a year ago

Brackley

Mr here - pubic trim, beard trim, shower, brush teeth, nice smart jeans and top but not too formal.

Oh, and a thorough douching in case she or he wants to go up my arse.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they want me looking proper it takes me a day and hafe really

Start with flushing

Then shaveing

Then in and out off 100s off outfits

That’s the night before

Day off

Re flush just to make shour

Get ready and make up and that on

Then sit and wait trying not to sweat or ruin anything

That is a great effort! A full day and a half of prep … they’d better show up or I’d imagine you’d be pretty peed off

Yip it can be a real bummer if they no show

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do the shower, exfoliating and shavingAlways like to be soft and silky so lotions and potions,hair products, makeup etc. I love underwear so I will dress for a meet and like a sexy sophisticated look usually.

It takes a while I like to make an effort.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Splash of Brut trim my nose hair done ready for action.

Washing is for wimps, not doing it adds to the flavour call it seasoning

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

Definitely a shave below and a trim of the beard, also make sure the hair looks good and I’m smelling nice!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Shower, shave legs and pits, tidy up bush. Wash hair and blast with dryer.

5 mins to slap on makeup. (10 if going all out) deodorant, perfume, get dressed, go.

Clothes will depend on type of meet.

Social: probably jeans or trousers and nice top.

Play: matching nice underwear, hold ups, denim skirt and nice top, or maybe jumper dress.

Club: sexy undies or leather probably.

99% of the time, it will be black.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

It depends on what I'm doing.

If it's a first date, I want to be comfortable. I won't be having sex but I like feeling confident in myself. So I'll have a long shower and shave/trim, do my hair. I can do it in about half a hour but I enjoy dragging it out a bit, listening to music, having an iced coffee.

If it's a later date, I like wearing cute lingerie, something a bit sexier that makes me feel good and I know the other person will appreciate. I can be ready in anything from half a hour to two.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends. If it’s just meeting for a social or expecting to get sexy. I just get ready as I would everyday. Shower, do my hair, bit of male grooming. I still look awesome.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Wash, shave, brush hair, brush teeth, Slappy chop chops.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *allum29Man
over a year ago

Banbury

I usually like to out a little effort in as im either trying to look good at a social or not wanting them to regret taking my clothes off. A shave / trim around the body then shower, exfoliate, touch up the beard or go to the barbers. An ironed shirt and smart jeans or trousers dab of aftershave and check my shoes are polished and off I go

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash it in the sink and spray with Lynx Africa

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Shower, wash my hair, put my best cagoule on. Job done

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

If we are talking a rib of beef, which is my favourite, then this is my method of prep (but varies for other types of meat obviously).

First you need to remove all the packaging and give the meat a good dry. You can do this by letting it stand uncovered, but it is quicker to use some kitchen paper. Then you need to leave it out of the fridge to come up to room temperature. Most cookery books and guides provide meat timings from fridge cold so you need to be aware of that when cooking from room temperature.

When beef goes through the aging process it is the work of enzymes that improve the texture and flavour; by leaving the joint out and uncovered you are giving those enzymes some time to relax which gives them more chance of working their meaty magic, giving you a lovely succulent joint when roasted.

Before you start to cook a rib of beef, you need to do a little bit of prep and research first, and work out how long you need to cook it for. To do this you need to know the weight of the rib joint. You need to calculate the cooking time by allowing an initial 20 minute blast on a high heat (220?) and the 20 minutes per 500g for medium, 15 minutes per 500g for medium-rare, and 10-15 minutes for rare, at 170?. Our advice is to go for medium or medium rare when cooking at home as this way you’ll have some well-done meat for those who like it that way (usually the kids), on the outside and some pinker meat towards the centre of the joint, meaning that all bases are covered. If you have a fan oven the temperature will need to be reduced usually, a reduction of around 20? is required but every oven has its own idiosyncrasies.

Preheat the oven to 220?/gas mark 7

Give the layer of fat on top a good seasoning with salt and pepper, and a nice tip is to rub it with English mustard powder so that it cooks to a lovely golden crust.

Pop the meat on a roasting tray, standing on its end with the ribs pointing skywards. Due to the height it will probably need to go on the bottom shelf of the oven. Give the beef a 20 minute sizzle in the high oven at 220?/gas mark 7 then turn the oven down to 170?/gas mark 3 and time the cooking of the joint from this point.This really gets the browning process started and the cara_elisation of the surface on its way.

If you are not using a thermometer, check to see if the meat is cooked to your liking about 20-30 minutes before the end of the cooking time. The shape of the joint might mean it cooks a little sooner than the calculated time. A check you can do is to push a skewer through the thickest part of the joint and leave it for 10 seconds. Take the skewer out and touch it to your inner wrist; it will be just warm for rare, warm for medium-rare and hot for medium (obviously take care not to burn yourself here). If you don’t want to risk the heat on your wrist the colour of the juices from inserting the skewer are also a sign. The redder the juices, the rarer the meat. For a medium roast you can expect a flow of clear juices mixed with a little pinkish blood. You could also press the meat but for a joint of this size you will need to press from both sides. The more spring in the flesh, the rarer it is. The perfect medium joint will feel quite taut, with just a small amount of spring radiating from right in the centre. Don’t forget that the meat will continue to cook as it rests, and the juices will also become more evenly distributed, so don’t leave it cooking too long.

When it is cooked, you need to let it rest for at least 20 minutes.This step is non-negotiable, and is essential to allow the meat to relax and distribute the juices evenly, and it will also allow you time bring the rest of the meal together and free up the oven for the roastes etc.

Enjoy!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’m an all in wax everything moisturise everything do my hair nails and make up then rock up in trainers and ripped jeans kinda girl

I can live with that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he MinionMan
over a year ago

"I haven't had a haircut in months!

It depends on the meet and who with. But always shower, wash hair, nail polish, and of course shave.

Outfit depends on the meet but rarely buy something new.

Should start doing that though!

Oh and sometimes I have the car washed."

Exactly this.

Except the nail polish

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shower, wash my hair, put my best cagoule on. Job done

Selecting from your impressive range of cagoules is probably the most time consuming part of the process

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower, shave everything, moisturise. I like taking my time on getting my hair and make up right. Sometimes I’ll paint my nails if I can be bothered. I’ll put some nice smelling body lotion on before getting dressed. I make sure I’ve got nice lingerie on and I’ll probably wear fishnets or stockings if I can get away with it with the outfit. Deodorant, perfume and I’m good to go after I’ve had a little panic about actually going of course

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

I like to think I generally present meet ready most of the time anyway

I get my hair washed weekly, nails done every 3 weeks and waxing 4/6 weeks. If I’m on the wrong end of any of that I’d bring it forward.

So usually it’s shower, moisturise, clothes and underwear that I’ve thought about and planned since the meet was arranged, lippy and perfume and I’m good to go

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Panic usually

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"If we are talking a rib of beef, which is my favourite, then this is my method of prep (but varies for other types of meat obviously).

Enjoy!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m always presentable. Last minute shower and some aftershave maybe..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always, pluck my nose hair, give my bottom and cheeky bit a wipe with a flannel, brush my tooth, comb the crumbs out of my beard, then away from my t-shirt/jumper. Splash on a drop of brut, sniff my socks and pants if they don't smell too bad I throw them at the wall, just to make sure if they stick then I have a change. If I'm lucky enough to meet a northerner I swap brut for gravy. It's been a while since I had anyone meet me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"So… after shaving, tanning, plucking, filing and painting ahead of a girls weekend away tomorrow, I’m interested to know what your date prep or meet prep involves…

Do you go ‘all out’ with a new outfit or underwear, trip to the barbers, blow dry, manicure etc or are you a shower and go kind of person

"
shower

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/05/23 10:08:22]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always, pluck my nose hair, give my bottom and cheeky bit a wipe with a flannel, brush my tooth, comb the crumbs out of my beard, then away from my t-shirt/jumper. Splash on a drop of brut, sniff my socks and pants if they don't smell too bad I throw them at the wall, just to make sure if they stick then I have a change. If I'm lucky enough to meet a northerner I swap brut for gravy. It's been a while since I had anyone meet me"

I always forget the nose hair!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always forget the nose hair!!"

I used to, so I grew a tache. I can highly recommend it, as nobody knows where nose hair starts and tache begins. I also forgot to mention, on no occasion on a surprise hookup wash your bits with a washing up cloth. I did once when my hookup partner went to "change into something more comfortable"

She pulled my pants down and burst into laughter. A reaction I'm not used to with my impressive love length. I looked down only to find a baked bean nestled in my public hair

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread