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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Swansea

A woman from a place called Kings Lynn which is a Norfolk seaside resort trawled the dark internet and paid £16000 deposit to have an ex lover bumped off. She has been linked to veganism having worked at the Linda McCartney sausage factory. What's going on here guys. She is now in jail. It's all over the news

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

What does what she eats have to do with her ability to commit murder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does what she eats have to do with her ability to commit murder?"

A bit hypocritical killing a human but objecting to the killing of animals.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"What does what she eats have to do with her ability to commit murder?

A bit hypocritical killing a human but objecting to the killing of animals."

Yeah, but give credit where it’s due, she didn’t eat him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does what she eats have to do with her ability to commit murder?

A bit hypocritical killing a human but objecting to the killing of animals.

Yeah, but give credit where it’s due, she didn’t eat him "

She’s from Norfolk. She was probably planning to eat him after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it mention what site she found him on specifically? Asking for a friend...

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"What does what she eats have to do with her ability to commit murder?

A bit hypocritical killing a human but objecting to the killing of animals."

Yeah, Thats the biggest character flaw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does what she eats have to do with her ability to commit murder?

A bit hypocritical killing a human but objecting to the killing of animals.

Yeah, Thats the biggest character flaw! "

Nobody likes a hypocrite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must've been a good hitman for 16k. Maybe the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-65493985.amp

Seems like a nice lass

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

How much do Linda McCartney sausage makers earn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How much do Linda McCartney sausage makers earn?"

Heck do I know… just a little sausage joke

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"How much do Linda McCartney sausage makers earn?

Heck do I know… just a little sausage joke "
That's the same line Linda pulled on Paul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone in Kings Lynn can use the internet. Facts.

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original


"A woman from a place called Kings Lynn which is a Norfolk seaside resort trawled the dark internet and paid £16000 deposit to have an ex lover bumped off. She has been linked to veganism having worked at the Linda McCartney sausage factory. What's going on here guys. She is now in jail. It's all over the news"
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Is she a conservative? Lots of them have lost their deposits too

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington


"What does what she eats have to do with her ability to commit murder?

A bit hypocritical killing a human but objecting to the killing of animals.

Yeah, but give credit where it’s due, she didn’t eat him "
she didnt eat him coz she got caught before he got bumped off,,, jilted lovers beware,,,

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

When you say ex-lover you mean brother? You did say Norfolk?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Swansea

She met this man at the Linda McCartney sausage factory. Is there a link ?

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Surprised you OP and others haven't started threads on the 2 mass shootings in Serbia this week.many dead including kids.

That's been all over the news but because it isnt in America the haters haven't come out in force.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it mention what site she found him on specifically? Asking for a friend...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some serious sausage hanger issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet is just a whole lot of crap just for advertise

All news in news paper alway have a company or a brand name somewhere, somehow …. Or an artist who, by coincidence , is just about or just released a new album. Or something similar .

There’s always something .

What is relevant her professional world ?

And since when can you just pull a Hitman on internet just like that ?

Would you hitman online ? Would I hell …

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I was hired to hit a man once. I gave him three firm whacks across the face with a rolled up copy of Women's Weekly (it was one of the bonus editions with a substantial knitting pattern within). I didn't receive the promised cheque payment though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must've been a good hitman for 16k. Maybe the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be"

This is a brilliant reference. And one that is clearly underappreciated on this thread. Well done Sir, this made me giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-65493985.amp

Seems like a nice lass "

Just saw the video now .

Triple watched it . Share thoughts .

I don’t wanna miss judged . But does the lady look like she even is aware of what’s going on ?

She does look like a standard lady . Am I miss judging or the lady looks a bit that is suffering of some sort of disability ?

She doesn’t look well .

If I’m right this is abuse of people with disadvantages suffering of disability .

Or she totally out of it n has no clue

Or she totally got paied for this

Am I being thick ? I’m not buying it

Smell more fish in here then sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surprised you OP and others haven't started threads on the 2 mass shootings in Serbia this week.many dead including kids.

That's been all over the news but because it isnt in America the haters haven't come out in force.

"

That’s the thing . Other countries we not even they are in the map no one cares

Missing children , war massacre , human traffic

This is why I can’t watch news .

Or one day it will be me comming out with my green hair and a big red smile in my white face .

Is too much …

But then is all ok , cause now we talking about

Barcelona vs Madrid kick off 8 pm

And Madonna with her new single n new album

“ Don’t brake my heart “ on tour 2035

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.


"A woman from a place called Kings Lynn which is a Norfolk seaside resort trawled the dark internet and paid £16000 deposit to have an ex lover bumped off. She has been linked to veganism having worked at the Linda McCartney sausage factory. What's going on here guys. She is now in jail. It's all over the news"

The only link is due to the place she worked. Why bring it up? What’s your problem with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She asked the lovel heat man a quote for the central heating .

He asked : u ok ??what’s going on with bloke ?

She said : Just come around later . I wanna see him dead . How much is it ?

He said : £17,000

That’s fine , pop over later I put the kettle

On

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She asked the lovel heat man a quote for the central heating .

He asked : u ok ??what’s going on with bloke ?

She said : Just come around later . I wanna see him dead . How much is it ?

He said : £17,000

That’s fine , pop over later I put the kettle

On

"

* local - sorry bloody phone .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is gonna sale a lot now for the new few years .

Things they do to get their names out

Turns my stomach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must've been a good hitman for 16k. Maybe the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be

This is a brilliant reference. And one that is clearly underappreciated on this thread. Well done Sir, this made me giggle. "

Thank you! Glad my genius doesn't go unnoticed

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"A woman from a place called Kings Lynn which is a Norfolk seaside resort trawled the dark internet and paid £16000 deposit to have an ex lover bumped off. She has been linked to veganism having worked at the Linda McCartney sausage factory. What's going on here guys. She is now in jail. It's all over the news

The only link is due to the place she worked. Why bring it up? What’s your problem with it?

"

Sausages are usually in links…

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Someone in Kings Lynn can use the internet. Facts. "

They have internet in Norfolk now ?

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Does she get her 16k back?

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON


"A woman from a place called Kings Lynn which is a Norfolk seaside resort trawled the dark internet and paid £16000 deposit to have an ex lover bumped off. She has been linked to veganism having worked at the Linda McCartney sausage factory. What's going on here guys. She is now in jail. It's all over the news"

Shes being paid quite alot and that factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think she got mugged off! £16k deposit? What was the rest of the payment?!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Someone in Kings Lynn can use the internet. Facts.

They have internet in Norfolk now ? "

I'm shocked that they have electricity!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I definitely wouldn't class kings Lynn as a seaside town.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does what she eats have to do with her ability to commit murder?"

Probably doesn't have the energy to carry it out

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"A woman from a place called Kings Lynn which is a Norfolk seaside resort trawled the dark internet and paid £16000 deposit to have an ex lover bumped off. She has been linked to veganism having worked at the Linda McCartney sausage factory. What's going on here guys. She is now in jail. It's all over the news"

The Dark Web?

I can remember when you just went to Palladin Press and got yourself a copy of "Hit Man - A technical manual for independent contractors"

My how times have changed.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"A woman from a place called Kings Lynn which is a Norfolk seaside resort trawled the dark internet and paid £16000 deposit to have an ex lover bumped off. She has been linked to veganism having worked at the Linda McCartney sausage factory. What's going on here guys. She is now in jail. It's all over the news"
well as with veganism you want to do it discretely

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

She must be very rich-mond

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Explains where all these new variety of sausages come from started of with the simple pork sausage sage is age old timer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone in Kings Lynn can use the internet. Facts.

They have internet in Norfolk now ? "

Yes. It’s all over the noticeboard at the corner shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Norfolk not a nice place?

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon


"A woman from a place called Kings Lynn which is a Norfolk seaside resort trawled the dark internet and paid £16000 deposit to have an ex lover bumped off. She has been linked to veganism having worked at the Linda McCartney sausage factory. What's going on here guys. She is now in jail. It's all over the news

The Dark Web?

I can remember when you just went to Palladin Press and got yourself a copy of "Hit Man - A technical manual for independent contractors"

My how times have changed. "

I had a tradesman who offered after I complained about how I got ripped off after some work I had done on my house. He said £7k, then dropped to £4k when I declined

Who needs the dark web when you can call on a plumber?

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

£7995. It's a two man job.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"A woman from a place called Kings Lynn which is a Norfolk seaside resort trawled the dark internet and paid £16000 deposit to have an ex lover bumped off. She has been linked to veganism having worked at the Linda McCartney sausage factory. What's going on here guys. She is now in jail. It's all over the news

The Dark Web?

I can remember when you just went to Palladin Press and got yourself a copy of "Hit Man - A technical manual for independent contractors"

My how times have changed.

I had a tradesman who offered after I complained about how I got ripped off after some work I had done on my house. He said £7k, then dropped to £4k when I declined

Who needs the dark web when you can call on a plumber?"

Well a plumber would be used to doing wet work.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Does she get her 16k back?

"

No. The money went into an escrow account, they traced it to a guy in Eastern Europe. But couldn't prove he had any intention on doing the 'hit'. It was in bitcoin so wasn't refundable! .

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London


"Does it mention what site she found him on specifically? Asking for a friend...

"

I promise never to call you JAGA again, JAGA……oooops.

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon


"A woman from a place called Kings Lynn which is a Norfolk seaside resort trawled the dark internet and paid £16000 deposit to have an ex lover bumped off. She has been linked to veganism having worked at the Linda McCartney sausage factory. What's going on here guys. She is now in jail. It's all over the news

The Dark Web?

I can remember when you just went to Palladin Press and got yourself a copy of "Hit Man - A technical manual for independent contractors"

My how times have changed.

I had a tradesman who offered after I complained about how I got ripped off after some work I had done on my house. He said £7k, then dropped to £4k when I declined

Who needs the dark web when you can call on a plumber?

Well a plumber would be used to doing wet work. "

In the hallway with a U Bend. Cluedo needs an update i think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a very amateur operation

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Does it mention what site she found him on specifically? Asking for a friend...

"

Not-the-police-honest.com

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez £16,000 ?!! Everything costs these days, !!!

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"A woman from a place called Kings Lynn which is a Norfolk seaside resort trawled the dark internet and paid £16000 deposit to have an ex lover bumped off. She has been linked to veganism having worked at the Linda McCartney sausage factory. What's going on here guys. She is now in jail. It's all over the news

The Dark Web?

I can remember when you just went to Palladin Press and got yourself a copy of "Hit Man - A technical manual for independent contractors"

My how times have changed.

I had a tradesman who offered after I complained about how I got ripped off after some work I had done on my house. He said £7k, then dropped to £4k when I declined

Who needs the dark web when you can call on a plumber?

Well a plumber would be used to doing wet work.

In the hallway with a U Bend. Cluedo needs an update i think. "

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