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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Some genius has mown a huge knob into the lawn opposite ultra posh 'Royal Crescent' in Bath,

Residents aren't too happy but it's an impressively done piece of art. Very symmetrical and looks well proportioned.

It is missing the comedy spunk of course but I guess that's tricky to do with your average flymo and they'd have needed a strimmer too.

How did nobody see this happening at the time?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pranksters-mow-giant-penis-onto-29892242

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Now I know why my neighbour borrowed my lawn mower.....thought it was strange as they do not have grass

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Some genius has mown a huge knob into the lawn opposite ultra posh 'Royal Crescent' in Bath,

Residents aren't too happy but it's an impressively done piece of art. Very symmetrical and looks well proportioned.

It is missing the comedy spunk of course but I guess that's tricky to do with your average flymo and they'd have needed a strimmer too.

How did nobody see this happening at the time?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pranksters-mow-giant-penis-onto-29892242

Brilliant!

My FB had a neighbour who was a cock. He grew a topiary cockeral and put it on the drive, facing the neighbours front room window.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I don't condone what they've done but, it's absolutely fucking brilliant

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By *ennilee888TV/TS
over a year ago

bournemouth/London

Lol... A decade ago, t would have been classed as a crop circle... A message from the aliens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only one who finds this ridiculously childish ?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Am I the only one who finds this ridiculously childish ? "

Childish and funny are not mutually exclusive. lol

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Now I know why my neighbour borrowed my lawn mower.....thought it was strange as they do not have grass"

I thought it was strange they wanted me to lie down as a stencil.

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

"Am I the only one who finds this ridiculously childish ? "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

It looks more like someone has walked along with killer rather that mown it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it to be renamed the well hung gardens of Bath....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Childish and funny are not mutually exclusive. lol"

You find it funny ?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Some genius has mown a huge knob into the lawn opposite ultra posh 'Royal Crescent' in Bath,

Residents aren't too happy but it's an impressively done piece of art. Very symmetrical and looks well proportioned.

It is missing the comedy spunk of course but I guess that's tricky to do with your average flymo and they'd have needed a strimmer too.

How did nobody see this happening at the time?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pranksters-mow-giant-penis-onto-29892242

Brilliant!

My FB had a neighbour who was a cock. He grew a topiary cockeral and put it on the drive, facing the neighbours front room window.

A childhood friend of mine had a topiary cockeral on top of his hedges. Now I know why

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Am I the only one who finds this ridiculously childish ? "

Yea, but we have to laugh at things like this sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is the royals that are a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you read about the iceberg?

Still amazed it was so big when so cold

https://www.livescience.com/planet-earth/giant-phallus-shaped-iceberg-floating-in-conception-bay-surprises-residents-of-dildo-canada

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Some genius has mown a huge knob into the lawn opposite ultra posh 'Royal Crescent' in Bath,

Residents aren't too happy but it's an impressively done piece of art. Very symmetrical and looks well proportioned.

It is missing the comedy spunk of course but I guess that's tricky to do with your average flymo and they'd have needed a strimmer too.

How did nobody see this happening at the time?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pranksters-mow-giant-penis-onto-29892242

Brilliant!

My FB had a neighbour who was a cock. He grew a topiary cockeral and put it on the drive, facing the neighbours front room window.

Very passive aggressive. I like it.

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