FabSwingers.com forum: Bob the builder the punathon.

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

How far can we go with a builder, handyman, sorry handy-person, DIY, tools themed punathon.

Also shameless excuse to get the chap out.

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

"How far can we go with a builder, handyman, sorry handy-person, DIY, tools themed punathon.

Also shameless excuse to get the chap out.

It's always nice when a handyman helps out with a long screw

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Nailed it.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

No fanny too big or too small.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

God, Fiddles, must you hammer on about puns?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"God, Fiddles, must you hammer on about puns?"

I admire your honesty. You’re on the spirit level.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Make way for us scaffolders and some fine structural erections

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s brush this thread under the carpet

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Never mind, I know the drill. I saw what you said in your original post, and it's plane to see you are drawing a line in the sand. You're plumb crazy though, but you've got some spirit level with mine.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm have to try to work shop into it all somewhere...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DIY is fine but sometimes you just need a good drilling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like to see a man with a powerful tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this on the level?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Nice tape measure. Wanna show me what it can do?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Is this on the level?"

Probably not. Some guys think a few punny jokes and to plier with drink is all it takes to bed a woman. But I know a fibber when I see one, his long nose gives it away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this on the level?

Probably not. Some guys think a few punny jokes and to plier with drink is all it takes to bed a woman. But I know a fibber when I see one, his long nose gives it away. "

I bow down to a superior punner!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Is this on the level?

Probably not. Some guys think a few punny jokes and to plier with drink is all it takes to bed a woman. But I know a fibber when I see one, his long nose gives it away.

I bow down to a superior punner!

I like to ratchet up the standard.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Happy to fill your crack with my grout...

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

"DIY is fine but sometimes you just need a good drilling

Ah, I'm no good at DIY which is why I always get a "man in".

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Happy to fill your crack with my grout..."

No need to plaster the thread with crude innuendo. If you think it's going to cement your chances of scoring, you're sadly mistaken.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Happy to fill your crack with my grout...

No need to plaster the thread with crude innuendo. If you think it's going to cement your chances of scoring, you're sadly mistaken."

And there's me thinking I had it nailed.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I do like to see a man with a powerful tool "

I couldn’t cord less about another man’s tool, my drill has a long lasting battery and a hammer drill setting.

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Just stick yer tool up the tradesmans entrance

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