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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

I ordered a Chinese for 11.15, left the pub at 10.30, and got home delivery at my door 40 minutes early, women "I was just phoning you as there was no answer at the door" Me yeah you are 40 minutes early driver "Yeah we had another delivery in the area" me and what if I were not here "I would leave it on the door or take back"

Wish I had left it and filmed the Foxes eating it lol

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

good customer services is a thing of the past.

I hate delivery firms who leave my things outside for people to steal.

and there is no customer service phone numbers either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When u said shit delivery I thougt someone was delivering a brown fish

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"good customer services is a thing of the past.

I hate delivery firms who leave my things outside for people to steal.

and there is no customer service phone numbers either."

Amazon are notorious for doing that. Just dropping it outside the door, take a pic and run back in the van whether you are in or away for a fortnight compromising the security of your property.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Are you sure this wasn’t just Chinese whispers?

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"I ordered a Chinese for 11.15, left the pub at 10.30, and got home delivery at my door 40 minutes early, women "I was just phoning you as there was no answer at the door" Me yeah you are 40 minutes early driver "Yeah we had another delivery in the area" me and what if I were not here "I would leave it on the door or take back"

Wish I had left it and filmed the Foxes eating it lol"

I don't really do now but whenever I ordered a Chinese in the past its always 20 mins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely it's a good delivery as it was ready just as you got home?

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Surely it's a good delivery as it was ready just as you got home? "

40 minutes early is not a good delivery, the pub is 2 minutes from my door if I had left the pub at 11:05 to be her for the delivery, then it would have either gone back or be sat on my door for 35 minutes

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair, London / Sheffield

Shit delivery?

Sounds like Deliverpoo.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

Did you eat it or get new one sent out?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Anyway...what did you order?

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By *alocheziaMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

So you could get home at 1032 from pub and food arrived at 1035, being 40 minutes earlier than 1115?

What were you gonna be doing between 1032 and 1115 that meant you had to wait for Chinese takeaway?

Tell us more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When u said shit delivery I thougt someone was delivering a brown fish "
you are not alone ...I sat there for a bit like ..is that a thing ? do ppl get off on delivering shit to other ppl ???

yeah I need to go to sleep LOL

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"So you could get home at 1032 from pub and food arrived at 1035, being 40 minutes earlier than 1115?

What were you gonna be doing between 1032 and 1115 that meant you had to wait for Chinese takeaway?

Tell us more!"

have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely it's a good delivery as it was ready just as you got home?

40 minutes early is not a good delivery, the pub is 2 minutes from my door if I had left the pub at 11:05 to be her for the delivery, then it would have either gone back or be sat on my door for 35 minutes

"

But you didn't it arrived as you arrived home so turn that frown upside down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway...what did you order? "

loud

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Anyway...what did you order? "

singapore noodles, house special curry

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By *alocheziaMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"So you could get home at 1032 from pub and food arrived at 1035, being 40 minutes earlier than 1115?

What were you gonna be doing between 1032 and 1115 that meant you had to wait for Chinese takeaway?

Tell us more!

have a wank"

Aahhhhhh so you're upset that they disturbed your planned wank? Quite right to be enraged.

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By *dsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Epsom


"Shit delivery?

Sounds like Deliverpoo."

Just sheeet

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