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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

...in my hotel room tonight? I'm all on my lonesome in a hotel room. Once I've done swimming and eating, what should I do? I could work. Or watch telly. I'm really rubbish at keeping myself company

Ideas on a postcard

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Post a meet now request, then giggle at all the oddly shaped cocks in your box

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Post a meet now request, then giggle at all the oddly shaped cocks in your box "

Definitely this.

Mrs

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

Already had a quick look at the nearby people, but no-one jumped out at me. To be fair, I'd be surprised if they jumped out at me right here

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

Have a nice long bubble bath, if you have a bath. Or get all comfy on the bed and watch something, then you can perv on here at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post a meet now request, then giggle at all the oddly shaped cocks in your box "

Mines just right

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Post a meet now request, then giggle at all the oddly shaped cocks in your box "

This one time, in a hotel up north, I posted a meet now request and actually had a really cute woman turn up an hour or two later. Unheard of! Couldn’t believe my luck.

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Have a warm bath, glass of something and good music sounds like it could be a fun evening. Cant beat a self care night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...in my hotel room tonight? I'm all on my lonesome in a hotel room. Once I've done swimming and eating, what should I do? I could work. Or watch telly. I'm really rubbish at keeping myself company

Ideas on a postcard

Orgy

Couple of men women

Bobs you’re uncle Fanny’s you’re aunt

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Have a nice long bubble bath, if you have a bath. Or get all comfy on the bed and watch something, then you can perv on here at the same time

I have a pretty decent wheelchair accessible shower room. Let's hope the shower stool doesn't fall off the wall this time!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I normally do a meet now and go for dinner with someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I love a hotel room to myself,I wouldn't spoil it by inviting someone round.

Order room service and on this occasion I'd eat on the bed and watch TV.

Heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a warm bath, glass of something and good music sounds like it could be a fun evening. Cant beat a self care night

This would’ve been my answer. Add in a hair mask!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

To be fair, they did give me a complimentary bottle of white wine

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Sleeeeep. All over the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know who needs to read this but it’s thigh Thursday today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so jealous. I would have a bubble bath, a bottle of wine, a huge bar of chocolate and read a book. To have that much peace and quiet sounds like heaven

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"To be fair, they did give me a complimentary bottle of white wine

Night solved, room service. Sounds like heaven

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"Have a warm bath, glass of something and good music sounds like it could be a fun evening. Cant beat a self care night

This would’ve been my answer. Add in a hair mask!

Cant beat it! And a face mask

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm so jealous. I would have a bubble bath, a bottle of wine, a huge bar of chocolate and read a book. To have that much peace and quiet sounds like heaven "

I'm a weirdo and hate silence

I wonder if I can make a bubble bath by lying on the wet room floor and squirting soap everywhere?! Hmmmmmmm

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Thursday is Taskmaster! That with wine sounds perfect

. Then some 'self-care'

I. am. jealous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw the TV out of the window whilst snorting powder off a pair of tits.

Ah those were the days!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Throw the TV out of the window whilst snorting powder off a pair of tits.

Ah those were the days! "

Anyone got a spare pair of tits?! It'll be difficult off my own*

*It's sherbet, folks

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By *orthwestladinbrumMan
over a year ago

erdington

Beat me to it

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Post a meet now request, then giggle at all the oddly shaped cocks in your box

This one time, in a hotel up north, I posted a meet now request and actually had a really cute woman turn up an hour or two later. Unheard of! Couldn’t believe my luck."

But did she have an oddly shaped cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so jealous. I would have a bubble bath, a bottle of wine, a huge bar of chocolate and read a book. To have that much peace and quiet sounds like heaven "

This is me usually when I get a night away. Will be off to London soon and plan to do just that

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

I'd head down to the bar and people watch

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

KC², why on earth did you not give me sufficient advance notice? Eh? Eh?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Have a nice long bubble bath, if you have a bath. Or get all comfy on the bed and watch something, then you can perv on here at the same time

I have a pretty decent wheelchair accessible shower room. Let's hope the shower stool doesn't fall off the wall this time!

No one wants loose stool in the shower….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...in my hotel room tonight? I'm all on my lonesome in a hotel room. Once I've done swimming and eating, what should I do? I could work. Or watch telly. I'm really rubbish at keeping myself company

Ideas on a postcard

Send me the postcode and brace yersrlf sugartits

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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago

shropshire

"Have a nice long bubble bath, if you have a bath. Or get all comfy on the bed and watch something, then you can perv on here at the same time

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"KC², why on earth did you not give me sufficient advance notice? Eh? Eh?

I'm shaking my fist at you, you cheeky wotsit. We had a date n everything

*Clicks button for "no-show*

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"But did she have an oddly shaped cock? "

Only the one I put inside her, darling.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You should take a clip board and mark your room out of ten according to the following criteria: the hosts, cleanliness, facilities and finally, ‘Would you stay here again?’

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

Swimming wasn't a good idea. Turns out that the poolside can only be accessed down steps. I bumped down on my bum and dragged my chair down but it REALLY wasn't worth it

Cue me pushing back to my room, still in my swim suit and a towel, in the hotel lift

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

And further updates. We have cocks in our box

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"And further updates. We have cocks in our box

Any oddly-shaped ones?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"And further updates. We have cocks in our box

Any oddly-shaped ones?"

They've definitely got shapes. A little concerned that some might have other things too

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"KC², why on earth did you not give me sufficient advance notice? Eh? Eh?

I'm shaking my fist at you, you cheeky wotsit. We had a date n everything

*Clicks button for "no-show*

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"And further updates. We have cocks in our box

Any oddly-shaped ones?

They've definitely got shapes. A little concerned that some might have other things too

Ooh, you could play a game of Guess the STD

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"And further updates. We have cocks in our box

Any oddly-shaped ones?

They've definitely got shapes. A little concerned that some might have other things too

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How do the London cocks compare with the Northern ones, other than the cock-ney aççents??

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"And further updates. We have cocks in our box

Any oddly-shaped ones?

They've definitely got shapes. A little concerned that some might have other things too

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How do the London cocks compare with the Northern ones, other than the cock-ney aççents??

Not much different, they just play Bow Bells as they swing low

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

You could build a blanket fort and then have a very small tea party in it

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"You could build a blanket fort and then have a very small tea party in it

I'm currently supping green tea and eating a lemon tart. Perhaps I should eat it sitting under the bed, cos that's the best I'd get

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"You could build a blanket fort and then have a very small tea party in it

I'm currently supping green tea and eating a lemon tart. Perhaps I should eat it sitting under the bed, cos that's the best I'd get

Even if you just attach the duvet to the headboard and sit under it with your tea it feels somewhat magical I find

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"You could build a blanket fort and then have a very small tea party in it

I'm currently supping green tea and eating a lemon tart. Perhaps I should eat it sitting under the bed, cos that's the best I'd get

Even if you just attach the duvet to the headboard and sit under it with your tea it feels somewhat magical I find

Can I try the beginner's version where I sit with a bath towel over my head, while I drink my tea?!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"You could build a blanket fort and then have a very small tea party in it

I'm currently supping green tea and eating a lemon tart. Perhaps I should eat it sitting under the bed, cos that's the best I'd get

Even if you just attach the duvet to the headboard and sit under it with your tea it feels somewhat magical I find

Can I try the beginner's version where I sit with a bath towel over my head, while I drink my tea?!

I just don’t think you’re buying into the concept.

Ring for room service, they usually provide a blanket fort service at all good hotels these days

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Have you got a laptop with you?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"You could build a blanket fort and then have a very small tea party in it

I'm currently supping green tea and eating a lemon tart. Perhaps I should eat it sitting under the bed, cos that's the best I'd get

Even if you just attach the duvet to the headboard and sit under it with your tea it feels somewhat magical I find

Can I try the beginner's version where I sit with a bath towel over my head, while I drink my tea?!

I just don’t think you’re buying into the concept.

Ring for room service, they usually provide a blanket fort service at all good hotels these days

Ohhhhhhhhhh I'm so tempted to do it

Do they charge a tray fee?!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"You could build a blanket fort and then have a very small tea party in it

I'm currently supping green tea and eating a lemon tart. Perhaps I should eat it sitting under the bed, cos that's the best I'd get

Even if you just attach the duvet to the headboard and sit under it with your tea it feels somewhat magical I find

Can I try the beginner's version where I sit with a bath towel over my head, while I drink my tea?!

I just don’t think you’re buying into the concept.

Ring for room service, they usually provide a blanket fort service at all good hotels these days

Ohhhhhhhhhh I'm so tempted to do it

Do they charge a tray fee?!"

They might but it won’t be a fort’une

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"You could build a blanket fort and then have a very small tea party in it

I'm currently supping green tea and eating a lemon tart. Perhaps I should eat it sitting under the bed, cos that's the best I'd get

Even if you just attach the duvet to the headboard and sit under it with your tea it feels somewhat magical I find

Can I try the beginner's version where I sit with a bath towel over my head, while I drink my tea?!

I just don’t think you’re buying into the concept.

Ring for room service, they usually provide a blanket fort service at all good hotels these days

Ohhhhhhhhhh I'm so tempted to do it

Do they charge a tray fee?!

They might but it won’t be a fort’une

It's fort-uitous that you're here to advise

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"You could build a blanket fort and then have a very small tea party in it

I'm currently supping green tea and eating a lemon tart. Perhaps I should eat it sitting under the bed, cos that's the best I'd get

Even if you just attach the duvet to the headboard and sit under it with your tea it feels somewhat magical I find

Can I try the beginner's version where I sit with a bath towel over my head, while I drink my tea?!

I just don’t think you’re buying into the concept.

Ring for room service, they usually provide a blanket fort service at all good hotels these days

Ohhhhhhhhhh I'm so tempted to do it

Do they charge a tray fee?!

They might but it won’t be a fort’une

It's fort-uitous that you're here to advise

I’m de-part-tea-ing for bed myself now so sleep well Mrs kc in your hotel room

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

Mr Tender, I'm climbing into my tea-pee soon too

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