FabSwingers.com forum: Write your own veri

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You've just come back from a social or a "meet" with yourself - what would you say about yourself?

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Could be worse

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Didn't turn up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could be worse"

Bit more selling needed perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody opinionated little bastard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat with zero respect

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Snarky cunt. 2/10.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Boring but has boobs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is nice but a bit loud like and that laugh is very much a cackle

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By *hatsWhatCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting

Boring but has decent boobs

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By *teph BitchTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

"You've just come back from a social or a "meet" with yourself - what would you say about yourself? "

Genuine person but other person failed to show or make contact

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snarky cunt. 2/10."

Wot, nothing about throat fucking?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've just come back from a social or a "meet" with yourself - what would you say about yourself? "

Meet him at coffee shop good personality not good looking by any means likes a laugh and some fun no gorgeous body

Would I meet again probably

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting

Boring but has decent boobs

where did I go wrong?!

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Arrived looking like she's been dragged through a hedge backwards, monopolised the conversation, got d*unk, ate all my chips and offered to put her cock up my bum. Snogged my face off and left.

Still sat here speechless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny247 (24), Man on 20 August 2016 by Meeting in person:

I've been banned from Morrisons for life! But every time I see a cucumber or mushroom soup I'll think of you. You're the horniest old woman I've ever met. xxx

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Snarky cunt. 2/10.

Wot, nothing about throat fucking?!!

Alright alright.

Snarky cunt. 2/10 without a cock in her throat. 12/10 with.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Cunt cunt cunty cunt but don't pass him by ladies one in a million, he's what makes fab great

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Arrived looking like she's been dragged through a hedge backwards, monopolised the conversation, got d*unk, ate all my chips and offered to put her cock up my bum. Snogged my face off and left.

Still sat here speechless."

Top notch meet by the sound of it

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Damm this is hard one…..

probably something along the lines of quite shy at first but after a while opened up to then have a great laugh and got involved with the group. We ticked all our boxes for the night.

God i suck at writing these

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

She's alright looks better in the photos, he's funny and has an amazing cock.

Mrs

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting

Boring but has decent boobs

where did I go wrong?! "

That is totally selling myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting

OK. An irreverent soul who goes like the privy door when the plagues in town....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snarky cunt. 2/10.

Wot, nothing about throat fucking?!!

Alright alright.

Snarky cunt. 2/10 without a cock in her throat. 12/10 with."

Speechless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cunt cunt cunty cunt but don't pass him by ladies one in a million, he's what makes fab great "

Cunty cunts make Fab great?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting

Boring but has decent boobs

where did I go wrong?!

That is totally selling myself!"

I thought your edit was worthy of the Pulitzer Prize myself

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"You've just come back from a social or a "meet" with yourself - what would you say about yourself? "

An enigma wrapped in a unique shell… a perfect combination of apathy and sarcasm….

I am not selling myself here … am I!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting

Boring but has decent boobs

where did I go wrong?!

That is totally selling myself!"

Some of us would be very satisfied with boobs - decent or indecent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting

Boring but has decent boobs

where did I go wrong?!

That is totally selling myself!"

Fibber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So there I was waiting patiently for the beautiful Raven, rocks up half an hour late looking like she's spent less than 30seconds in front of the mirror. But I'd travelled a fair bit so I thought I'd give her the benefit of the doubt.

First mistake.

Voice that grates on you and never shuts up unless she's downing rum. It was while she sat there gobbling off yet again that I took in her frizzy wild hair, the beginnings of a rather fine moustache and uneven eyebrows.

She must of took my look of disgust as lust and invited me to the hotel room.

Second mistake.

My cock still bears the imprints of her gnashers and I'm currently awaiting therapy.

Would meet again.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've just come back from a social or a "meet" with yourself - what would you say about yourself?

An enigma wrapped in a unique shell… a perfect combination of apathy and sarcasm….

I am not selling myself here … am I!!!

Just apathy - the rest is great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laughs a lot, with me or at me I can't quite tell. She's no supermodel but looks younger than she should and doesn't look like she's had any kids either. For someone who doesn't have any specialist subjects she's manages conversation for bloody hours. Only drinks half a cup of tea even if you only give her half a cup. Doesn't drink alcohol but I'd like to get her d*unk and see what happens.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Snarky cunt. 2/10.

Wot, nothing about throat fucking?!!

Alright alright.

Snarky cunt. 2/10 without a cock in her throat. 12/10 with.

Speechless"

Yes. That is the only time I'm tolerable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damm this is hard one…..

probably something along the lines of quite shy at first but after a while opened up to then have a great laugh and got involved with the group. We ticked all our boxes for the night.

God i suck at writing these

It doesn't suck at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting

OK, I have updated it. This is from my ex-FWB who was a Tory (I know, hard to believe, but then you don't find that kind of thing out initially)

Bloody left wing Corbynista opinionated little bastard.

(personally I took umbridge re the Corbynista part)

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"Arrived looking like she's been dragged through a hedge backwards, monopolised the conversation, got d*unk, ate all my chips and offered to put her cock up my bum. Snogged my face off and left.

Still sat here speechless.

Top notch meet by the sound of it

"
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I think I enjoyed it. She certainly seemed to.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting

Boring but has decent boobs

where did I go wrong?!

That is totally selling myself!

Some of us would be very satisfied with boobs - decent or indecent

See! Sold!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting

OK, I have updated it. This is from my ex-FWB who was a Tory (I know, hard to believe, but then you don't find that kind of thing out initially)

Bloody left wing Corbynista opinionated little bastard.

(personally I took umbridge re the Corbynista part)"

Professor Umbrage?

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By *kjay86Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Enjoys a good conversation about anything and everything, had a drink waiting too. Non pushy, no judgemental and intrigued about everyone's stories & experiences within this lifestyle. Great kisser and will squeeze a bum as he does too. Doesn't have any bad fab meet stories to tell but will enjoy listening to yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting

OK, I have updated it. This is from my ex-FWB who was a Tory (I know, hard to believe, but then you don't find that kind of thing out initially)

Bloody left wing Corbynista opinionated little bastard.

(personally I took umbridge re the Corbynista part)

Professor Umbrage? "

Professor Umbrage was on a spelling course that day, so his glamorous but somewhat dyslexic assistant had taken his place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting

Boring but has decent boobs

where did I go wrong?!

That is totally selling myself!

Some of us would be very satisfied with boobs - decent or indecent

See! Sold!

And it's buy one get one free I see..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting

OK, I have updated it. This is from my ex-FWB who was a Tory (I know, hard to believe, but then you don't find that kind of thing out initially)

Bloody left wing Corbynista opinionated little bastard.

(personally I took umbridge re the Corbynista part)

Professor Umbrage?

Professor Umbrage was on a spelling course that day, so his glamorous but somewhat dyslexic assistant had taken his place.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Impossible to shut up. Puts out. Treat her with respect.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Wanky voiced. Waffles. Wouldn't.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ok, I shall reword - write your own veri to SELL yourself as someone worth meeting

Boring but has decent boobs

where did I go wrong?!

That is totally selling myself!

Some of us would be very satisfied with boobs - decent or indecent

See! Sold!

And it's buy one get one free I see..

You're very observant

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Noisey, very noisey. And vicious with the double ender...

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Mad as a box of frogs! Never stops chatting! But likable! X

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Better than a wank.

Just.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Much better on paper than in person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only way you will get her to shut up is to stick your cock down her throat..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

He turned up carrying the fetid aroma of stale piss before things went from bad to bloody well terrible when he subsequently opened up his mouth and muttered something incoherent with breath that smelt as though he’d just dined on shit.

….Treat him with respect ladies

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Much better on paper than in person."

Yes but, but...thiiiighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've just come back from a social or a "meet" with yourself - what would you say about yourself? "

Spiffingly chipper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorgeous smile, sexy body and an arse I'd love to split in half, his missus was alright too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Much better on paper than in person.

Yes but, but...thiiiighs

Thighs like a New Zealand All Black prop forward - crush the life out of you (but you would probably go happy)

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

For someone who gives off an air of being a right filthbag on the forum, she is surprisingly quiet in person. However, the saying “it’s the quiet ones you have to watch” is indeed very true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eats shoots and leaves

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By *uicycock8Man
over a year ago

Norrh East & East midlands

Could be fun

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Caught him wiping his nob on my curtains, she redesigned my kitchen and now I can’t find my egg cups.

Charmed I’m sure.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

So, so.

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

"Eats shoots and leaves

She's not a fluffy chicken, she's a panda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eats shoots and leaves

She's not a fluffy chicken, she's a panda

Ooh next username idea!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm the bees kneez of geezers i just emulate sex appeal like its going out of fashion, don't ever let this man down he knows what he's doing, omg does he know what he's doing, his penis is to die for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect manners. Never talked with her mouth full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget it he's been around the block ...lol

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Omg what a social this gentleman turns up... A gentleman never reveals too much but left me gagging for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turns up looks good smells nice & very polite..

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Eats shoots and leaves

She's not a fluffy chicken, she's a panda

Ooh next username idea!"

Will you be watching the coronation chicken?

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I am more than happy to give this fantastic, authentic and super-sexy submissive CD a veri, as I know that most of the greedy, miserable doms on here choose not to do it. Even when one is given to them!! Hopefully Matilda (_ersiantug) will get less of the stupid "where are all your veris then you prick?" messages now. He/She really is a fantastic time. Don't miss!"

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Took one look, and walked out.. psycho

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By *layfulGentMan
over a year ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire

Silent yet violent with his tongue, fingers and cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eats shoots and leaves

She's not a fluffy chicken, she's a panda

Ooh next username idea!

Will you be watching the coronation chicken?"

Might watch it before I eat it

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Eats shoots and leaves

She's not a fluffy chicken, she's a panda

Ooh next username idea!

Will you be watching the coronation chicken?

Might watch it before I eat it

Pesto cheese pasta

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Believe her self ratings

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Took one look, and walked out.. psycho"

Maybe

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

What a pair of t***s.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Fiddlesticks, came round our house, he brought flowers for mrs fuckmehardupthewrongun and a KFC bargain bucket for mr.

A true gent who ensured that he’d fucked us both in less than 5 minutes as he was worried about his Nan who he’d left sat in the car outside.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

He talks a lot, but it’s clearly just nerves. When I took my top off and shoved my tit in his mouth things moved along nicely towards a very mutually satisfying experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's an let down in bed. Keep moving don't waste your time on him

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By *BusterflapsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

All cock, no talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Facking angel, innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eats shoots and leaves

She's not a fluffy chicken, she's a panda

Ooh next username idea!

Will you be watching the coronation chicken?

Might watch it before I eat it

Pesto cheese pasta "

Went with tuna pasta bake in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facking angel, innit"

Specialist dogwood skills too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HE IS dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facking angel, innit

Specialist dogwood skills too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She IS adorable. But she’s also a traumatised socially anxious mess who’s against being touched.

Treat her with respect and she’ll still hold the other way like a scared feral cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was late but lovely. Clumsy but funny and there are worse ways to spend a few hours.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Met Felix for a social at the local zoo. I initially thought parachuting in was a little showy, but he makes it work. Didn’t even spill the cappuccino he had bought for me.

Disarmingly charming, he listened as I talked about myself, laughed in all the right places and told some hilarious anecdotes.

Halfway round I realised he had me aroused to such an extent I was dribbling down my legs. Either it was watching him pet the beavers or winking at me as we passed the elephant enclosure, but I pulled him into the tropical house for a passionate embrace.

I won’t go into details, but it’s fitting we ended up sharing time with a python. This wonderful man ruined me and has ruined me for all others. Literally the best date ever - I now walk the streets in a state of permanent dazed euphoria. The only way to complete my life now is share him with two women. Ladies - please get in touch, you won’t regret it!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Met Felix for a social at the local zoo. I initially thought parachuting in was a little showy, but he makes it work. Didn’t even spill the cappuccino he had bought for me.

Disarmingly charming, he listened as I talked about myself, laughed in all the right places and told some hilarious anecdotes.

You were meant to write your own. Not copy and paste what I wrote you. Ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've just come back from a social or a "meet" with yourself - what would you say about yourself?

Spiffingly chipper "

Jolly good show, what!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He turned up carrying the fetid aroma of stale piss before things went from bad to bloody well terrible when he subsequently opened up his mouth and muttered something incoherent with breath that smelt as though he’d just dined on shit.

….Treat him with respect ladies

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Met Felix for a social at the local zoo. I initially thought parachuting in was a little showy, but he makes it work. Didn’t even spill the cappuccino he had bought for me.

Disarmingly charming, he listened as I talked about myself, laughed in all the right places and told some hilarious anecdotes.

You were meant to write your own. Not copy and paste what I wrote you. Ffs

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Read through her profile folks, she ain’t lying.

I wish I have.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I was expecting a Dyson™ but he 'sux' like an Electrolux™.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was expecting a Dyson™ but he 'sux' like an Electrolux™."

You can say that about me one day, Nero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks ok

Talks a lot of shit

Would probably do again.

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"You've just come back from a social or a "meet" with yourself - what would you say about yourself? "

short fat and funny!

bit dodgy but ok if you like that kind of thing!

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

There's so much more to Silk than I imagined - she's got more spare tyres on her than the Michelin Man. She's got serious photoshop skills. Treat her with respect.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Don't bother if you like beards, though hers isn't bad. Beware the hairy growler. It bites.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

With vodka will do

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Wouldn’t stop smiling. I don’t trust people who smile all the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's so much more to Silk than I imagined - she's got more spare tyres on her than the Michelin Man. She's got serious photoshop skills. Treat her with respect. "

Hmm. All I see is a gorgeous woman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't bother if you like beards, though hers isn't bad. Beware the hairy growler. It bites. "

I feel like the hairy growler will live on for some time!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"There's so much more to Silk than I imagined - she's got more spare tyres on her than the Michelin Man. She's got serious photoshop skills. Treat her with respect. "

“That’s no moon …”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s a wobbly bollock, great tits, laugh more like a cackle, but she’ll ride you like seabiscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mad as hatter

Has Manners

Eg don’t pick my nose at dinner table

Wipes cock on curtains on way out

My inbox be full soon

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"Hmm. All I see is a gorgeous woman.

See, that photoshop stuff works!

"“That’s no moon …”"

Correction to veri: There's so much more to Silk than I imagined - she looks like a space station. It was just a social so not sure if she's fully operational. But treat her with respect just in case.

Thanks Mr RTG.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

If you're after an slightly awkward, out of shape guy with a beard and hairy chest, he's your man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky, charming the size of his dick was alarming haha

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By *oppabear82Man
over a year ago

near you

Fucking tall

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Fucking amazing, but he'll tell you that himself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheeky, charming the size of his dick was alarming haha "

First rhyming veri!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could take on Sydney University

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Talks far too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a nut case , massive heart , petite lover

When I grow up I wanna be like him

Ladies don’t miss out

Up for grabs

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By *eckingHornedMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Did what it said on the tin

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By *reedyHMan
over a year ago

bellingham

Hairy and scary and thick as shit

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By *reedyHMan
over a year ago

bellingham

Sorry my mistake thick as a stick

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

Taller than I thought she’d be.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

This one's a wanker, avoid. Would rather he was a time waster than the waste of space he is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm surprised how many of you have written negative verifications about yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm surprised how many of you have written negative verifications about yourself.

There is a positive thread, but I find that much harder (so did not post), though I could be positive about quite a few people on here.

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Well at least one of us left satisfied ,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm surprised how many of you have written negative verifications about yourself.

There is a positive thread, but I find that much harder (so did not post), though I could be positive about quite a few people on here."

I find it harder too but pushed myself to post - it's a good thing to find the positive.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Socks to die for.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Flip flops, short wearing conversationalist, can talk for England ranging from the innane, insane to deep. Bit a good guy with some banging tatts, ladies check Paul the panda out on his inner thigh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flip flops, short wearing conversationalist, can talk for England ranging from the innane, insane to deep. Bit a good guy with some banging tatts, ladies check Paul the panda out on his inner thigh "

It's hard to know which of your 3 veris is accurate!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Flip flops, short wearing conversationalist, can talk for England ranging from the innane, insane to deep. Bit a good guy with some banging tatts, ladies check Paul the panda out on his inner thigh

It's hard to know which of your 3 veris is accurate!

I had to re veri myself with the real one this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flip flops, short wearing conversationalist, can talk for England ranging from the innane, insane to deep. Bit a good guy with some banging tatts, ladies check Paul the panda out on his inner thigh

It's hard to know which of your 3 veris is accurate!

I had to re veri myself with the real one this morning "

You should add it to your profile

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Flip flops, short wearing conversationalist, can talk for England ranging from the innane, insane to deep. Bit a good guy with some banging tatts, ladies check Paul the panda out on his inner thigh

It's hard to know which of your 3 veris is accurate!

I had to re veri myself with the real one this morning

You should add it to your profile

Nah I can't show the real me from the get go now can I.

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

"I'm surprised how many of you have written negative verifications about yourself.

I found it really difficult. Great idea for a thread though.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Came round to this guy's place only for the strong smell of plastic cement and primer to greet me at the door. More paint on his fingers than a b&q paint mixer and didn't have any Yorkshire teabags. C-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dressed alright, shit sense of humour, average in the sack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We just spent the entire time playing Rocket League and watching Star Wars. Great cuddles though!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

This guy was an absolute clown, I wanted to ride him but he would not shut up about Star Wars

Handsome though

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

A knowledgeable and tender lover who pressed all of my buttons and left me in a haze of post orgasmic ecstasy… didn’t turn up so I shagged this walking bag of Laundry instead!! Now going to walk through a car wash to get clean!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up 20 mins late and fell through the door, showed me her tits and rubbed my thigh. Was a bit handsy and full on for a social in a church cafe. Nice smile and tits, would see again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bang average couple that do average things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They were ten minutes late but luckily so was I so it didn’t matter.

Then had a couple of quiet drinks before sharing a cab home and managed to get a cheeky hand job before bed.

Will probably meet again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm surprised how many of you have written negative verifications about yourself.

I found it really difficult. Great idea for a thread though. "

Thank you! If I do it again I'd definitely say "positive". It's all too easy to be negative about ourselves sadly.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I met shag at my home in the evening and wow, what a servicing I got, he pushed all the right buttons and what physique he have. I couldnt get my eyes of his 6pack, take good care of him ladies

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By *akingMemoriesMan
over a year ago

Toronto

‘I wouldn’t say he’s the best meet I’ve had, but he is on the top one’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrived 4 minutes late and suggested we start a cult. Left in what I’m sure was a police car (taxis don’t have flashing lights). What we did in between will ruin my mental peace for months.

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By *akingMemoriesMan
over a year ago

Toronto

"‘I wouldn’t say he’s the best meet I’ve had, but he is on the top one’"

*’in the top one’

Mucked that up didn’t I!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"This guy was an absolute clown, I wanted to ride him but he would not shut up about Star Wars

Handsome though "

Sounds great

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"We just spent the entire time playing Rocket League and watching Star Wars. Great cuddles though!"

A+

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A meet with ourselves...

Everything was going fine when we met, had drinks similar interests and definite connection between both couples... Trouble started when both Mrs suggested food before heading back to the hotel.

20 minutes later 2 police cars an ambulance and the fire brigade called over a massive catfight over who got the last chicken nugget.

Both Misters were still deciding what they wanted to eat.

Not terrible, Not great.

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By *omad_SolMan
over a year ago

Cheshunt

Cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes

cornflakes

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By *omad_SolMan
over a year ago

Cheshunt

Disclaimer: Young Ones reference, I haven't totally lost the plot... yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘I wouldn’t say he’s the best meet I’ve had, but he is on the top one’

*’in the top one’

Mucked that up didn’t I!"

We knew what ya meant!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Arrived 4 minutes late and suggested we start a cult. Left in what I’m sure was a police car (taxis don’t have flashing lights). What we did in between will ruin my mental peace for months. "

That will get them queuing up for sure!

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Avoid at all costs...

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes

cornflakes"

"That'll never work, only 9 words"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes

cornflakes

"That'll never work, only 9 words"

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

All my veri’s are from my fake profile anyway

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By *omad_SolMan
over a year ago

Cheshunt

"Cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes

cornflakes

"That'll never work, only 9 words"

Oh right

Cornflakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All my veri’s are from my fake profile anyway

So write a veri for fake Rex. Obvs.

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Pair of opinionated twats, but genuine, a good laugh, great arses, next level kink and jheeeeez she can suck a mean dick!

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Chats shite but things improved when I put a stop to that with my cock. Little old lady on steroids. She left me mere husk of the man I was when I arrived.

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By *atandjayCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

Absolutely gorgeous lady mr is average but very naughty

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

“Fabulous”

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes

cornflakes

"That'll never work, only 9 words"

Oh right

Cornflakes"

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes

cornflakes

"That'll never work, only 9 words"

Both are from a classic Young Ones episode.

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By *omad_SolMan
over a year ago

Cheshunt

"Cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes

cornflakes

"That'll never work, only 9 words"

Both are from a classic Young Ones episode."

At least you get it, was half expecting an armed squadron to smash down my door equipped with straitjacket for a minute there haha

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Fat twat. Smells nice though and is a gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His cream is ‘fat free’.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks to everyone who has shared a veri!

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

Where has this one been hiding, well worth the wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Known this guy for years. Funny and intelligent. Treat him with respect ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who will have the last word?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Lounges in hot tub. Sucks nipples well

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