FabSwingers.com forum: The Fab Cabinet

By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

The Government are shit. You might even go so far as to call them a bag of dicks.

In fact, all politicians.

I’m starting a new Fab party which will sweep the next general election (if they ever call one).

I need suggestions for:

1) Party name

2) Cabinet members and Ministers (please justify your nomination of self/others)

3) Manifesto

Have fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know absolutely nothing about politics so do your Fabinet need tea makers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bring cake for that tea

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By *nickers pants guyMan
over a year ago

Cork killkenny laois Limerick Offaly kildare carlow Dublin Waterford and everywhere else

Putting my hands up to be new minister of Fun

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Fuck the hierarchy

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I know absolutely nothing about politics so do your Fabinet need tea makers?"

You’re a marketing genius though. ‘Fabinet’ is perfect. Chef kiss.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Fuck the hierarchy "

Cuck the hierarchy!!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I nominate myself for Events and foreign affairs? I could use a few extra holidays and parties a year.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"The Government are shit. You might even go so far as to call them a bag of dicks.

In fact, all politicians.

I’m starting a new Fab party which will sweep the next general election (if they ever call one).

I need suggestions for:

1) Party name

2) Cabinet members and Ministers (please justify your nomination of self/others)

3) Manifesto

Have fun!"
Can I be Supreme Chancellor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I nominate myself for Events and foreign affairs? I could use a few extra holidays and parties a year. "

That would include Fab style foreign affairs...

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I know absolutely nothing about politics so do your Fabinet need tea makers?

You’re a marketing genius though. ‘Fabinet’ is perfect. Chef kiss.

Agreed!! From no on, the secretary’s of state will form the Fabinet

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I can bring cake for that tea

Perfect!! Plenty of meetings (meets) so we’ll need scrummy refreshments.

Thank you, both

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Fuck the hierarchy "

Miserable git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be in charge of the minestry of silly walks?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Oh no, I'm not brave enough for politics.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"The Government are shit. You might even go so far as to call them a bag of dicks.

In fact, all politicians.

I’m starting a new Fab party which will sweep the next general election (if they ever call one).

I need suggestions for:

1) Party name

2) Cabinet members and Ministers (please justify your nomination of self/others)

3) Manifesto

Have fun! Can I be Supreme Chancellor?"

Don’t do it I’ve seen this movie

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'll be Health Minister.

I'll need you to drop your trousers for me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll stand to be head of COBRA, because I have a spitting (trouser) snake and due to my impulsive nature for making decisions in a crisis

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I was hoping you meant a vanishing cabinet, I need somewhere to hide

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Party name - The Fabanista Party.

Three Word Slogan - Get Everyone Done.

No big portfolio for me, I'll either take General Secretary or you can give me the army. I'd like to carry out a thorough review of their weapons. I'll probably need a few dozen hand-picked specimens for my personal guard detail.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Oh, and I'll need a tailored uniform - something imposing and fabulous.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

And beautiful youths to fan me.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Oh, and I'll need a tailored uniform - something imposing and fabulous."

I hope it won’t include some of those heeled brown brogues…

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

And I want to be carried around in a litter.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Oh, and I'll need a tailored uniform - something imposing and fabulous.

I hope it won’t include some of those heeled brown brogues…"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a General Erection we need to plan for? We may need to acquire a swingometer to measure our success....

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"And I want to be carried around in a litter."

Life goals

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I am good at Organising Stuff. Is that a cabinet post?

Mrs TMN x

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Is there a General Erection we need to plan for? We may need to acquire a swingometer to measure our success...."

A grand idea!!

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I am good at Organising Stuff. Is that a cabinet post?

Mrs TMN x"

Well I’m fairly certain the Cabinet Secretary is the highest civil service post in the uk, so that’s available!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a General Erection we need to plan for? We may need to acquire a swingometer to measure our success....

A grand idea!!"

I'm sure someone on here must know something about swings one way or the other...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I nominate myself for Events and foreign affairs? I could use a few extra holidays and parties a year.

That would include Fab style foreign affairs..."

Yes.. Many of the wonderful fabbers I would love to meet live in a foreign land called England

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I am good at Organising Stuff. Is that a cabinet post?

Mrs TMN x

Well I’m fairly certain the Cabinet Secretary is the highest civil service post in the uk, so that’s available!"

In!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Can I nominate myself for Events and foreign affairs? I could use a few extra holidays and parties a year.

That would include Fab style foreign affairs...

Yes.. Many of the wonderful fabbers I would love to meet live in a foreign land called England "

Urgh, I know right

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Let’s not Ay, there’s enough people sprouting bollocks on here already.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be Business Secretary.. especially if the ministry for BEIS stands for beautiful energetic intriguing and sexy (that’s not me, that’s my “private secretary”

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

Can this be the Treat With Respect Party?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can this be the Treat With Respect Party? "

That would be a welcome change, you’d get my vote xx

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Three. Word. Slogan.

That’s all I’m saying.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Three. Word. Slogan.

That’s all I’m saying."

Rose. Tinted. Glasses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know absolutely nothing about politics. I’ll be the one that goes around handing out leaflets and free pens to encourage people to vote.

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

Can I be Justice Secretary.... I'll provide my own scaffold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How strong is the cabinet?….

^ive said this before

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Three. Word. Slogan.

That’s all I’m saying."

Until Fab's Trump comes along with four to 'Make Fab Great Again!'

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Three. Word. Slogan.

That’s all I’m saying."

I've already suggested "Get Everyone Done", is that not a vote grabber? Something will get grabbed, anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know absolutely nothing about politics. I’ll be the one that goes around handing out leaflets and free pens to encourage people to vote. "

I'd say you sound ideal to be the PM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be in charge of the minestry of silly walks? "

If it's the fab party, shouldn't that be the Ministry for silly wanks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know absolutely nothing about politics. I’ll be the one that goes around handing out leaflets and free pens to encourage people to vote.

I'd say you sound ideal to be the PM

Me being in charge of anything is a recipe for disaster…….wait, maybe your right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know absolutely nothing about politics. I’ll be the one that goes around handing out leaflets and free pens to encourage people to vote.

I'd say you sound ideal to be the PM

Me being in charge of anything is a recipe for disaster…….wait, maybe your right

You’re*

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Rose. Tinted. Glasses. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know absolutely nothing about politics. I’ll be the one that goes around handing out leaflets and free pens to encourage people to vote.

I'd say you sound ideal to be the PM

Me being in charge of anything is a recipe for disaster…….wait, maybe your right

You can identify as a Boris if you like...

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Minister of sexual pleasure would be my working title lol

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Fuck the hierarchy

Cuck the hierarchy!!

Jo.Xx "

Get your strap on out for the hierarchy Jo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh so you be running the NHS ?

(National Hump Service)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Party Name

Cunt party

Nora

Wonko

NSP

Fiddlesticks

Picean dream

Party Leader

NSP

Cos she has nice boobies and ass

Deputy Party leader

Wonko

Cos he’s never in

Manifesto

Sex is compulsory for Men over 57

Party leader to sleep with all MP regardless of sex

Free cake

No more taxes

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Party Name

Cunt party

Nora

Wonko

NSP

Fiddlesticks

Picean dream

Party Leader

NSP

Cos she has nice boobies and ass

Deputy Party leader

Wonko

Cos he’s never in

Manifesto

Sex is compulsory for Men over 57

Party leader to sleep with all MP regardless of sex

Free cake

No more taxes

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"How strong is the cabinet?….

^ive said this before "

Depends on the quality of the wood (I’ve said this before)

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’ll look after the Cat

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I wonder where you got this idea from?!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Raven for head of public relations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer uncut dicks

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Call it The new party

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I'll be Secretary of State for Miseducation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about 'The Cake party'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheels in my tea trolley....

Tea luv, sugar?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Shall we have a hung Parliament?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wheels in my tea trolley....

Tea luv, sugar?"

Coffee please

Jaffa cakes if you have them

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Who will be Chief Whip?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Shall we have a hung Parliament?"

Clever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who will be Chief Whip?

If it's you I'm hiding in the privy council....

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Ok, so here is what we have so far:-

Party Chairman - Me (coz it woz my idea innit)

PM - vacant

Deputy PM - vacant

Chancellor - Order66

The Fabinet:

SoS for Miseducation - Julie (with help from Beef)

SoS for the Home Dept - vacant

SoS for (glory hole in) Defence - OxonDavina

SoS for (having) Foreign Affairs - MsWyld

SoS for Health (and trouser removal) - LisaB45

SoS for Business - Clasmax

SoS for Justice - Jimbo59

Minister of fun - Snickers Pants Guy

Minister of sexual pleasure - Beard and boobs

Minister of silly walks/wanks - Wonko

Cabinet Secretary - Twist my nipples

Spin doctor - Silkstress

Tea and cake by Super Shy and Baker Girl

There are other SoS vacancies but I got bored and it all felt too sensible. But suggestions for the vacancies are welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I nominate Mrs Shiv for PM? I don't mind doing the Home dept as I'm a dab hand with the vac and duster.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Chaps... drop your trousers so that I can check you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chaps... drop your trousers so that I can check you..

Oh heck

It’s penis parade

From porkys

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Chaps... drop your trousers so that I can check you..

Oh heck

It’s penis parade

From porkys

What porky??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chaps... drop your trousers so that I can check you..

Oh heck

It’s penis parade

From porkys

What porky??"

Porkys the film

Old film but still funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chaps... drop your trousers so that I can check you..

Oh heck

It’s penis parade

From porkys

What porky??

Porkys the film

Old film but still funny

Miss ballbreker

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Chaps... drop your trousers so that I can check you..

Oh heck

It’s penis parade

From porkys

What porky??

Porkys the film

Old film but still funny

Never heard of it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I shall be SoS for Disabled People's Affairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chaps... drop your trousers so that I can check you..

Oh heck

It’s penis parade

From porkys

What porky??

Porkys the film

Old film but still funny

Never heard of it."

“- Tommy: Okay, Cherry's ready. Everyone get their clothes off.

- Tim: Wait. What's this bullshit?

- Billy: She's got to make sure everybody clean. No VD.

- Steve: How's she going to tell that by looking at us?

- Tommy: She's done this so many times, she's practically a doctor.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I nominate Mrs Shiv for PM? I don't mind doing the Home dept as I'm a dab hand with the vac and duster."

I can’t even get “your” and “you’re” the right way around (proof in my comment above) do we really need someone like that in charge

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"… do we really need someone like that in charge

*Looks at current ‘real’ politicians

Erm …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I nominate Mrs Shiv for PM? I don't mind doing the Home dept as I'm a dab hand with the vac and duster.

I can’t even get “your” and “you’re” the right way around (proof in my comment above) do we really need someone like that in charge

Well I'd vote for you

so their! Sorry there

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"I can bring cake for that tea

I'll go anywhere for a bit of cake

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Can I be minister of education? I'll educate men on the differences between porn and reality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bring cake for that tea

I'll go anywhere for a bit of cake

Give me some preferences/allergies and I’ll see what I can do, I’m particularly good at banana bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"… do we really need someone like that in charge

*Looks at current ‘real’ politicians

Erm …"

I see your point.

Will I have to start dressing like Theresa May.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"… do we really need someone like that in charge

*Looks at current ‘real’ politicians

Erm …

I see your point.

Will I have to start dressing like Theresa May.

No one should ever dress like that c**t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"… do we really need someone like that in charge

*Looks at current ‘real’ politicians

Erm …

I see your point.

Will I have to start dressing like Theresa May.

No one should ever dress like that c**t"

Oh right, that’s well and truly noted!

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Three. Word. Slogan.

That’s all I’m saying.

Rose. Tinted. Glasses. "

Sex for all!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Will I have to start dressing like Theresa May. "

No. But I would quite like you to fuck me as thoroughly as she fucked her own party’s reputation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just Mp where nobody has heard off

Got wife three siblings on payroll

Ten directorships of companies

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"… do we really need someone like that in charge

*Looks at current ‘real’ politicians

Erm …

I see your point.

Will I have to start dressing like Theresa May.

No one should ever dress like that c**t

Oh right, that’s well and truly noted! "

Luckily you’re a snappy dresser (and, I’m guessing, undresser

)

Have a bash at PM. I’m going to vote RTG backs you up as deputy PM. Not the reason, but I like the fact I’m spreading the love north of the border.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Dont forget my litter! So my stormtroopers - er, bodygaurds - can carry me to fabinet meetings.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Dont forget my litter! So my stormtroopers - er, bodygaurds - can carry me to fabinet meetings."

Davina, darling, you have got the entire roster of the armed forces at your disposal.

Take your pick!!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Oh I shall! It's like a buffet!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Years ago we had a poll and became prime minister of the forums. As far aa I know it's never been over turned. So we need a new prime minister

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Power to the people

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