FabSwingers.com forum: I need some advice

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not about anything in particular.

Give me random advice

Mrs C xx

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Go for it

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Sunscreen.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Look after your knees!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Drink that glass of water.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"Not about anything in particular.

Give me random advice

Mrs C xx "

When you turn right on a trials bike , lean left, it’s counter intuitive but correct. Also applies to turning left, lean right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always wear goggles, prevents stinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Front to back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The short cut is there is no short cut

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By *ousewifeonheatWoman
over a year ago

watford

Dont eat yellow snow oldie but goody

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By *omersetsmithyMan
over a year ago

Horfield

Do what seems right to some it will be wrong

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

When tidying up, start with the messiest area that you see the most (not a random cupboard). The visible impact will make you feel better and give you momentum to keep going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got two options today I need a advice pm me xx

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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Vegetables that grow above ground (beans, peas, corn) – add to boiling water.

Vegetables that grow below ground (root vegetables, potatoes) – start off in cold water.

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Double check when crossing a road it’s surprising what you miss the first time

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Never let them operate on your joints it will never get truly better and you will be on pain meds for life

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By *ooking Fun!Man
over a year ago

NEWTOWNARDS

Don't eat yellow snow ....

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

Lefty loosey righty tighty

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Lefty loosey righty tighty "

Excellent advice. I use this one a lot!

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Lefty loosey righty tighty

Excellent advice. I use this one a lot!

So do I!

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By *avid 50Man
over a year ago

kendal

When you get down on your knees to pick something up, have a good look round and see if there’s anything else you can do while you’re down there

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By *hinyRavensWingMan
over a year ago

Hastings

Don’t pee into the wind.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Never prime miniatures on a humid day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never get your dildo and taser mixed up

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Never wear brown socks on a Friday

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Don't use a toaster in the bath, no matter how hungry you are.

Mrs

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By *ittle John LittleMan
over a year ago

Sunny Sunderland

"Not about anything in particular.

Give me random advice

Mrs C xx "

More than 2 shakes is a wank !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Follow your heart but remember to consult your head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run, run away very quickly..

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

There is no spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A broken heart can still beat strong.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Just do it.

And yes, I'm absolutely ripping off Nike

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By *allum29Man
over a year ago

Banbury

Always have the pudding, if in doubt think of the women on the titanic who'd waved away the dessert trolley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch and sniff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't use a towel to dry yourself whilst you are still in the shower or bath as the water makes it incredibly hard to dry.

Instead, step out of the shower or bath and voila, absolute game changer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are not in bed by 10, you may as well go home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A finger of fudge is never just enough, now two fingers...

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Never eat yellow snow x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Make sure the bloody gate is closed before you let the sodding dogs out.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Always have a plan for what you would do if your life fell apart tomorrow

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By *tsalwaysthequietonesCouple
over a year ago

Lancs

Always have a decent lightweight raincoat and a comfy pair of walking boots with you when you go out for a adventure

I was astounded when I started dating Mr that he didn't have either

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

If you feel like you hate everyone, eat- you’re probably just hungry.

If you feel like everyone hates you, sleep- you’re probably just tired.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine question: do people even eat snow? Outside of survivalists…

It’s never too late to start again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuine question: do people even eat snow? Outside of survivalists…

It’s never too late to start again.

I’m going to give you a item with my words on it

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Flowers often convey a romantic gesture.

Jam Roly Poly with Custard, however, is the perfect aphrodisiac.

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By *allum29Man
over a year ago

Banbury

"If you are not in bed by 10, you may as well go home."

Any particular bed?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

It is not wise to smoke an air freshener.

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By *allum29Man
over a year ago

Banbury

"It is not wise to smoke an air freshener."

I did wonder why it tasted different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust your gut

Unless you’ve got gastrointestinal illness. Then definitely don’t trust it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ever eat the yellow snow

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

It doesn't. A restraining order does.

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

It doesn't. A restraining order does.

Cherry x

I thought it was. An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Never worry about where you’re running to. The important part is *from*. Concentrate on what you’re running *from*.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit."

I shall definitely remember and heed this one

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By *agic tongue mike.Man
over a year ago

Canterbury

"Flowers often convey a romantic gesture.

Jam Roly Poly with Custard, however, is the perfect aphrodisiac."

Is that Harry rednap.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

It doesn't. A restraining order does.

Cherry x

I thought it was. An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough

Bramley bombs me and my brother would call them back in the 70's!

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit."

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

"Not about anything in particular.

Give me random advice

Mrs C xx "

Luv the Scotland tap lol

Oh nice ass visible in the long grass …. Advice … choose shorter grass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's later than you think.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Flowers often convey a romantic gesture.

Jam Roly Poly with Custard, however, is the perfect aphrodisiac.

Is that Harry rednap. "

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I have no idea who Harry' is.

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Live for today as tomorrow is never promised.

My favourite though is never shit on your own doorstep especially when it comes to swinging

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By *he Devil rides outMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Never eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of interest, has anyone mentioned that you shouldn't eat yellow snow? Just asking for a friend!

Go on, do a search! Or someone start a new thread about yellow snow!

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By *elfordstevieMan
over a year ago

Telford

Righty righty, lefty loosey.

Never try and put both socks on at the same time.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

When using a Stanley knife or any knife always cut away from you and keep fingers well away preferably above the area being cut.

Also never stick your finger up a Bears arse, they don't like it grrrrrrrr

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By *indsay_xWoman
over a year ago

Guess....

If you are at a crossroads…lucky left!

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By *elliflousCouple
over a year ago

North West.

When you are told that putting toothpaste in your eye really, really hurts....... Listen to them, you don't have to actually do it to find out.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Always wash your brushes

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By *elliflousCouple
over a year ago

North West.

Oh, also, never take hula hoops from a rabbi.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Look right then left before stepping at home, reverse when away.

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

"Cruise Control" is not resisting the urge to join in but something that most modern cars have.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Don't clean your toilet and brush your teeth with the same brush.

Don't use someone else clothes to wipe your bum.

Don't leave your dildo out when you get family over.

And, used sex toys make for poor recyled presents.

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

be mannered as manners cost nothing.

do not shit in a swimming pool

always let a the person who is sucking your cock know when you about to come so they can choose weather they spit, sallow or gargle and pass on to a friend

and

dont talk to strangers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The little doors inside big doors aren’t for very small people they’re for letters n stuff.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Never buy a coat without pockets.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Hot on the left cold on the right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say laughter is the best medicine. Unless you're actually sick in which case medicine is the best medicine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuine question: do people even eat snow? Outside of survivalists…

It’s never too late to start again.

Alright MM,

Actually survivalists avoid eating snow, prefering to melt it first.

Eating snow uses up valuable energy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always take other people's advice with a large pinch of salt.

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

Not the hair or eyes. NEVER!!!!!

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By *allum29Man
over a year ago

Banbury

"Not the hair or eyes. NEVER!!!!!

I've been wearing eye liner wrong for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never regret being a good person to the wrong people. Your kindness say EVERYTHING about you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just say no."

No!

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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago

where the world takes me

The claw part of the hammer can be used to hold the nail so you can drive it into the wall on the first hit instead of holding it with your fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just say no.

No! "

Well done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just say no.

No!

Well done."

I’m a quick learner!

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By *ames_dieselMan
over a year ago

London

"Not about anything in particular.

Give me random advice

Mrs C xx "

Look after your broom…

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By *owestoft ManMan
over a year ago

Lowestoft

""Cruise Control" is not resisting the urge to join in but something that most modern cars have."

Yes but Never use Cruise Control on wet pr dirt roads. Very unhealthy unless wanting to get your heart beat up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy Sui

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"Not about anything in particular.

Give me random advice

Mrs C xx "

If a job’s worth doing, it’ll still be worth doing tomorrow.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

A fringe is probably a bad idea. You'll regret it.

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
over a year ago

Durham

Trust dogs they always know who to stay away from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile All day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Cruise Control" is not resisting the urge to join in but something that most modern cars have."

Nah, it's a service provided by Tom's dominatrix

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

When making a sandwich only butter one side of the bread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not about anything in particular.

Give me random advice

Mrs C xx

When you turn right on a trials bike , lean left, it’s counter intuitive but correct. Also applies to turning left, lean right. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shooting position and hold must be firm enough to support the rifle

The rifle must point naturally at the target without any undue physical effort.

Sight alignment and sight picture must be correct.

The shot must be released and followed through without undue disturbance to the position.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

piece of advise

Never trust in every friend opinions or comments or advises .

All they do is ruin your situation for you . Sometimes on purpose

Sometimes they believe they helping and they not .

Trust in your believes . And put trust on what you believe you can

Don’t follow advises . Use them .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When making a sandwich only butter one side of the bread."

But what if you’re making a cheese and ham toastie? A light scrape on both sides keeps the filling in place as you turn it. Greasy, but a masterpiece in the mouth

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By *ukeM8519Man
over a year ago

Sligo

The grass isn’t always greener on the other side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is not wise to smoke an air freshener.

I did wonder why it tasted different "

The smell n taste wasn’t to bad . Was just very odd to light it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tinny of beer for the top of every mountain you climb… to sit there and make a brew is one thing, but to enjoy the view with a cold beer is perfection

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