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By *lltogethernow OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

I think they get a real power head on here , when they have a partner.

Don't argue with me! I've been there. Just calm it I think .

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Not all men.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Ok then

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Ummm.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Calm what now?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Oh.

It's a.. take? I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You OK hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all meare bad

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Ummm.

You best tell Beef to sit on some ice Julie

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

PM me bae

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I think they get a real power head on here , when they have a partner.

Don't argue with me! I've been there. Just calm it I think . "
couples you mean?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I think they get a real power head on here , when they have a partner.

Don't argue with me! I've been there. Just calm it I think . "

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My power is congenital. It wasn't acquired through here.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Is a power head just a really angry looking boner?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

What's a power head?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

So you believe something and because you believe it we can't disagree?

I'm not sure that's how it works

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Reminds me, need a shower.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"What's a power head?"

One of those pressure boosting shower head thingyos that you see on QVC at 3 o’clock in the morning I think

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Yeah it does take a better shower head if you are both getting under there.

They always hog the best spray too have you noticed that?

Like they stand in the centre of the spray and your on the edge getting half of it.

Fuck it I am staying single.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Reminds me, need a shower. "

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You too, Måggy? Swing had one last week and is still raving on about it.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"What's a power head?

One of those pressure boosting shower head thingyos that you see on QVC at 3 o’clock in the morning I think "

Great. I'll take two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have some tea, OP. That’ll help.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Ummm.

You best tell Beef to sit on some ice Julie

I'm so cool, ice sits on me. Or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a power head?"

A really vigorous blowjob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have some tea, OP. That’ll help."

Op might be a coffee drinker

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Yeah it does take a better shower head if you are both getting under there.

They always hog the best spray too have you noticed that?

Like they stand in the centre of the spray and your on the edge getting half of it.

Fuck it I am staying single."

I'll prove it's not all bad sharing a shower if you like

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ummm.

You best tell Beef to sit on some ice Julie

I'm so cool, ice sits on me. Or something

That's so hot

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m getting a power head on right now.

I need to release the valve as a matter of urgency….

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Is a power head just a really angry looking boner?"

this wins!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Ummm.

You best tell Beef to sit on some ice Julie

I'm so cool, ice sits on me. Or something

I'm so hot"

FIFY x

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Ummm.

You best tell Beef to sit on some ice Julie

I'm so cool, ice sits on me. Or something

B you'll get me all a fluster

You're not doing as the OP told you!!

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Have a brew, slice of cake and put a good film on, you’ll feel better for it.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ummm.

You best tell Beef to sit on some ice Julie

I'm so cool, ice sits on me. Or something

I'm so hot

FIFY x

You're so smooth

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Ummm.

You best tell Beef to sit on some ice Julie

I'm so cool, ice sits on me. Or something

B you'll get me all a fluster

You're not doing as the OP told you!!"

Well I'm not arguing with him...

If you are all hot and bothered come sit on me, I'll cool you down.

No wait...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What's a power head?"

I think it's an attachment for a garden hose. For spraying down the patio.

Or it might be one of those penile heads being throttled by its owner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have some tea, OP. That’ll help.

Op might be a coffee drinker

At this time of the evening? Maniac!!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

You get the good powers through being bitten by a radioactive spider, or by being simultaneously struck by lightning and doused in mystery chemicals. Flying an experimental spaceship through a cosmic ray storm not so brilliant, who wants to look like The Thing? And gamma rays are a real no-no, especially if you have a temper, because nobody will like you if you get angry (also green is an icky complexion).

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I think they get a real power head on here , when they have a partner.

Don't argue with me! I've been there. Just calm it I think . "

You need a hug Op....a nice calm hug....I'm talking one of those long lasting hug everything away hugs

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"You get the good powers through being bitten by a radioactive spider, or by being simultaneously struck by lightning and doused in mystery chemicals. Flying an experimental spaceship through a cosmic ray storm not so brilliant, who wants to look like The Thing? And gamma rays are a real no-no, especially if you have a temper, because nobody will like you if you get angry (also green is an icky complexion)."

What about green eggs and gammon?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

What about green eggs and gammon?"

You mean green eggs and ham?

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry

With great power comes... something.... something

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Yeah it does take a better shower head if you are both getting under there.

They always hog the best spray too have you noticed that?

Like they stand in the centre of the spray and your on the edge getting half of it.

Fuck it I am staying single.

I'll prove it's not all bad sharing a shower if you like

Who could refuse an invitation like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have some tea, OP. That’ll help.

Op might be a coffee drinker

At this time of the evening? Maniac!!"

Guess you don’t wanna try this banoffee then

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"What's a power head?

I think it's an attachment for a garden hose. For spraying down the patio.

Or it might be one of those penile heads being throttled by its owner

One of life's great mysteries. Can't believe the OP left me on tenterhooks like this...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"What's a power head?

I think it's an attachment for a garden hose. For spraying down the patio.

Or it might be one of those penile heads being throttled by its owner

One of life's great mysteries. Can't believe the OP left me on tenterhooks like this..."

Maybe he was rudely awaken by the dustmen this morning and so he is having an early night.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"What's a power head?

I think it's an attachment for a garden hose. For spraying down the patio.

Or it might be one of those penile heads being throttled by its owner

One of life's great mysteries. Can't believe the OP left me on tenterhooks like this...

Maybe he was rudely awaken by the dustmen this morning and so he is having an early night.

Yes, quite possibly. That or he's too intimidated by the dirty pigeons to reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a power head?

I think it's an attachment for a garden hose. For spraying down the patio.

Or it might be one of those penile heads being throttled by its owner

One of life's great mysteries. Can't believe the OP left me on tenterhooks like this...

Maybe he was rudely awaken by the dustmen this morning and so he is having an early night.

Yes, quite possibly. That or he's too intimidated by the dirty pigeons to reply. "

what dirty pigeons?!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"What's a power head?

I think it's an attachment for a garden hose. For spraying down the patio.

Or it might be one of those penile heads being throttled by its owner

One of life's great mysteries. Can't believe the OP left me on tenterhooks like this...

Maybe he was rudely awaken by the dustmen this morning and so he is having an early night.

Yes, quite possibly. That or he's too intimidated by the dirty pigeons to reply.

what dirty pigeons?!"

PARKLIFE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a power head?

I think it's an attachment for a garden hose. For spraying down the patio.

Or it might be one of those penile heads being throttled by its owner

One of life's great mysteries. Can't believe the OP left me on tenterhooks like this...

Maybe he was rudely awaken by the dustmen this morning and so he is having an early night.

Yes, quite possibly. That or he's too intimidated by the dirty pigeons to reply.

what dirty pigeons?!

PARKLIFE!"

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

What about green eggs and gammon?

You mean green eggs and ham?"

Maybe green walls and gammon

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.

He made me giggle and blush.

So I'll forgive him anything right now

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.

It's YOLO we feel sorry for. Poor man is on tenterhooks. Sounds painful

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I think it's all the sex they get OP, I'd be real smug if I was getting regular MFF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.

It's YOLO we feel sorry for. Poor man is on tenterhooks. Sounds painful

He wouldn't do a dancing cock video. Serves him right!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.

It's YOLO we feel sorry for. Poor man is on tenterhooks. Sounds painful

I'll help him

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.

It's YOLO we feel sorry for. Poor man is on tenterhooks. Sounds painful

He wouldn't do a dancing cock video. Serves him right! "

I'll chew his ear and see what can be done

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.

He made me giggle and blush.

So I'll forgive him anything right now

Wait till you see his power head!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.

He made me giggle and blush.

So I'll forgive him anything right now

Wait till you see his power head!

Is it good for tackling moss and fungi on the decking?!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.

He made me giggle and blush.

So I'll forgive him anything right now

Wait till you see his power head!

Inbox me with it babe

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.

He made me giggle and blush.

So I'll forgive him anything right now

Wait till you see his power head!

Is it good for tackling moss and fungi on the decking?!

Was that you peeping over our fence this morning?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.

He made me giggle and blush.

So I'll forgive him anything right now

Wait till you see his power head!

Is it good for tackling moss and fungi on the decking?!

Was that you peeping over our fence this morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we talking Cilit Bang power or Cif grade power??

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By *oJo pornstarMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.

And he used the word "dustman" like he's some kind of inspector Dibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only apologise for my husband. I do believe all that "Partner Power" has gone to his head. And now he's just flaunting it.

It's YOLO we feel sorry for. Poor man is on tenterhooks. Sounds painful

He wouldn't do a dancing cock video. Serves him right!

I'll chew his ear and see what can be done

Dancing cocks are the only thing keeping me going in life

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

He-Man has the power

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need more power, I have a wife, any single women fancy a boyfriend? (sexy isn't required) I just need more power

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I need more power, I have a wife, any single women fancy a boyfriend? (sexy isn't required) I just need more power "

Have you tried plugging it in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need more power, I have a wife, any single women fancy a boyfriend? (sexy isn't required) I just need more power

Have you tried plugging it in?"

I plugged it into F and she sucked the power out of me

that's why I need a girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need more power, I have a wife, any single women fancy a boyfriend? (sexy isn't required) I just need more power

Have you tried plugging it in?

I plugged it into F and she sucked the power out of me

that's why I need a girlfriend

You need a girlfriend? Fella, you need a new wife for when I'm too busy reading or sleeping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need more power, I have a wife, any single women fancy a boyfriend? (sexy isn't required) I just need more power

Have you tried plugging it in?

I plugged it into F and she sucked the power out of me

that's why I need a girlfriend

You need a girlfriend? Fella, you need a new wife for when I'm too busy reading or sleeping.

Ergh, you've just called me fella you're disgusting

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"What's a power head?"

Some kind of garden tool?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I have a mrs and you don’t.

Na nan na nanna naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don’t need to be in a couple to be a dick.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I have a mrs and you don’t.

Na nan na nanna naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

The mr "

I hope you break your string.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"I have a mrs and you don’t.

Na nan na nanna naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

The mr "

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I have a mrs and you don’t.

Na nan na nanna naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

The mr

I hope you break your string."

I hope not I quit like his string intact

Mrs

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I need more power, I have a wife, any single women fancy a boyfriend? (sexy isn't required) I just need more power "

https://youtu.be/nm6DO_7px1I

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By *anasGodMan
over a year ago

everywhere

Looks like my Bachelor life in here…

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I have a mrs and you don’t.

Na nan na nanna naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

The mr

I hope you break your string.

I hope not I quit like his string intact

Mrs "

Spreading the joy may reduce the risk.

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