FabSwingers.com forum: I’ll do anything

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don’t want anything in return just let me know what you want and I’ll do it

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

You know. It has to be one of the most unappealing statements in the world for me.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Please can you wash, dry, fold and put away my laundry pile OP? Ta muchly.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I don’t want anything in return just let me know what you want and I’ll do it

You've changed your tune!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty?

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"I don’t want anything in return just let me know what you want and I’ll do it

Give me all your money

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

This is going to beva 'good' thread I think

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I don’t want anything in return just let me know what you want and I’ll do it

Shit in your kettle

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Come here and wash my dog... his brother just peed on his head

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Come here and wash my dog... his brother just peed on his head"

Kinky bastards!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I don’t want anything in return just let me know what you want and I’ll do it

Splendid! I need someone to clean my flat weekly, change and wash my bedding, and shave my testiclé.

I’ll book you in for next Wednesday. Don’t be late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you go to work for me in morning

Early start 04.30 ta muchly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come hang my washing up please

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

I do need someone to clean my flat, polish my car tyres, make sure the gravel path has even number of stones on the left and right side. You could count how many carpet fibres are in each room.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Can you go to work for me in morning

Early start 04.30 ta muchly

He'll fo anything for a fuck, but he won't do that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So kind OP

Can you come give my car a good clean. The dog was in it earlier, there’s hair a muddy paw prints everywhere!

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Fetch me some cans of Pepsi max from the shops please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t want anything in return just let me know what you want and I’ll do it

Transfer me the remainder of your bank balance haha

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I don’t want anything in return just let me know what you want and I’ll do it

I want you to paint my fence I really don’t have the time myself

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

You an go to work for me tomorrow, heads up its not a good day tomorrow

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"I don’t want anything in return just let me know what you want and I’ll do it

Transfer me the remainder of your bank balance haha"

Only the remainder why not the future salaries too

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Fab all my pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t want anything in return just let me know what you want and I’ll do it

Fix my sink? Hoovering, general tidy up. Thanks

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Go offer to give your neighbour's bathroom a deep clean. Like scrub every single surface with a toothbrush. (Not your toothbrush. A toothbrush)

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Come and finish off our work load please for the next few weeks and we'll go on holiday

Pay and conditions are crap but you'll be doing a good deed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

These are actually hilarious hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you go to work for me in morning

Early start 04.30 ta muchly

He'll fo anything for a fuck, but he won't do that.."

Bat out hell

Gone Gone Gone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go offer to give your neighbour's bathroom a deep clean. Like scrub every single surface with a toothbrush. (Not your toothbrush. A toothbrush)"

Theirs?

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Clean my flat and service Hubby whilst I go out with your credit cards.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The back fence needs painting if you don’t mind

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Come here and wash my dog... his brother just peed on his head"

Sorry but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could do with my lawns mowing

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I don’t want anything in return just let me know what you want and I’ll do it

Well that just dried everything up!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I could do with a chocolate fudge cake please

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Can you go to work for me in morning

Early start 04.30 ta muchly

He'll fo anything for a fuck, but he won't do that..

Bat out hell

Gone Gone Gone

Different song lol

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By *lasgow rooferMan
over a year ago

Baillieston

My community pay back order

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Fix my nephew's scooter please, it won't start and it's doing my head in.

Come down at 9.00 tomorrow morning and I'll leave you to it. I'll message my nephew now, he will so delighted. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t want anything in return just let me know what you want and I’ll do it

Well that just dried everything up! "

That’s just what I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh btw guys I was thinking more sort of hoovering and scratching your dogs belly

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I don’t want anything in return just let me know what you want and I’ll do it

How big is your car ? I need a hand taking some shit to the tip.

What time you getting here ?

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t want anything in return just let me know what you want and I’ll do it

It’s people like you that don’t help those that are striking and protesting for better pay.

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