FabSwingers.com forum: If you lost your job tomorrow….

By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

If you lost your job tomorrow, with no notice and no severance pay, what would you do?

Would you immediately look for another job? Same or different industry? Have a little break from working? Travel? Continuously masturbate like a world champion?

Would you pursue a long held ambition or dream, or would you stick with what you know?

And, most importantly, would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off? Or play it safe for a good reference?

Tell me all, dear Fabbers

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Go back on the tools, or work a kitchen again.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'd look for another one like crazy. I can't afford not to work.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm self employed so I'd just start again I guess, no severance pay here.

Mrs

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Get another job straight away, anything to pay the bills essentially.

I would tell a few what I thought of them and the way they treat staff although I'm pretty sure they are aware of my opinions already

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My current job? My boss is a dickhead (and huge pervert) but she needs me more than I need her so I'd never get canned.

I did have that happen to me with a job I had almost 20 years ago... I pretty much sank into depression, then married the next person who asked me and regretted it.

And masturbated a lot

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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

" would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off?

I'm my own boss. At my last staff meeting I called myself a self righteous cunt and then rewarded myself with a two hour lunch and a nap.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Get another one right away but only after individually tearing every person in the place a new one

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Whatever needed doing to pay the bills.

The mr

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

" would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off?

I'm my own boss. At my last staff meeting I called myself a self righteous cunt and then rewarded myself with a two hour lunch and a nap.

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

This thread is a bit ironic for me as I requested a accurate pension forecast from my employer in January with a view to retiring end of June as I can take my work pension at 55.I am still waiting for the forecast but if I was too lose my job tomorrow I ask them to hurry up my pension.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you lost your job tomorrow, with no notice and no severance pay, what would you do?

Would you immediately look for another job? Same or different industry? Have a little break from working? Travel? Continuously masturbate like a world champion?

Would you pursue a long held ambition or dream, or would you stick with what you know?

And, most importantly, would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off? Or play it safe for a good reference?

Tell me all, dear Fabbers

Years ago I lost my driving licence through drink driving which affected my job cos I was taxi driver!

I lost my job and income all in a space of the few minutes it takes to be breathalised .

It was horrific , so ashamed plus 'wtf' am I gonna do now , panic!

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

Would look for another and enjoy the time in between.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair, London / Sheffield

I would look for a job immediately, because I have responsibilities around domestic matters, family, bills...

In fact, I would be quite frantic!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Would need to find another job immediately - regardless of what it was.

J x

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

" would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off?

I'm my own boss. At my last staff meeting I called myself a self righteous cunt and then rewarded myself with a two hour lunch and a nap.

Hahaha this made me laugh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be able to find another job doing exactly the same straight away.

I'd also take a good few of my staff with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can just live off his income and his mine. We stay within our means if something happens.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"My current job? My boss is a dickhead (and huge pervert) but she needs me more than I need her so I'd never get canned.

I did have that happen to me with a job I had almost 20 years ago... I pretty much sank into depression, then married the next person who asked me and regretted it.

And masturbated a lot

She’s definitely a filthy pervert but not a dickhead

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My current job? My boss is a dickhead (and huge pervert) but she needs me more than I need her so I'd never get canned.

I did have that happen to me with a job I had almost 20 years ago... I pretty much sank into depression, then married the next person who asked me and regretted it.

And masturbated a lot

She’s definitely a filthy pervert but not a dickhead

She's good with a dick though

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"This thread is a bit ironic for me as I requested a accurate pension forecast from my employer in January with a view to retiring end of June as I can take my work pension at 55.I am still waiting for the forecast but if I was too lose my job tomorrow I ask them to hurry up my pension."

Good news for you, Cos!! That’s a nice thing to have on the horizon. Good luck, pal

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"My current job? My boss is a dickhead (and huge pervert) but she needs me more than I need her so I'd never get canned.

I did have that happen to me with a job I had almost 20 years ago... I pretty much sank into depression, then married the next person who asked me and regretted it.

And masturbated a lot

She’s definitely a filthy pervert but not a dickhead

She's good with a dick though

A dick in her head….??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be ok for a bit without but I'd be instructing a lawyer very quickly if there was no notice or redundancy money

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Start my own business. Again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would probably play it safe no point in burning bridges

Would thank them for all the years I been able to sit with my feet up and sack myself daily after only clocking in for a hour or two

Would be ok to take a little time off

But would need to look for a job at some point in time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done my bit, retired,glad I never had that decision

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

" would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off?

I'm my own boss. At my last staff meeting I called myself a self righteous cunt and then rewarded myself with a two hour lunch and a nap.

Brilliant

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"If you lost your job tomorrow, with no notice and no severance pay, what would you do?

Would you immediately look for another job? Same or different industry? Have a little break from working? Travel? Continuously masturbate like a world champion?

Would you pursue a long held ambition or dream, or would you stick with what you know?

And, most importantly, would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off? Or play it safe for a good reference?

Tell me all, dear Fabbers

Years ago I lost my driving licence through drink driving which affected my job cos I was taxi driver!

I lost my job and income all in a space of the few minutes it takes to be breathalised .

It was horrific , so ashamed plus 'wtf' am I gonna do now , panic! "

Oh, crikey!! Did you manage to find something suitable? Did you experience judgement because of your conviction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I probably go back on the doors until something suitable came along.

It's the one job I absolutely miss.

I was a doorman for 10 years and never took women up on offers.

Might change that if I ever did

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I would look for a job immediately, because I have responsibilities around domestic matters, family, bills...

In fact, I would be quite frantic!"

This is the camp I’d be in! Apart from the family, I’ve got bills to pay and wouldn’t want to fritter away my savings unnecessarily

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My current job? My boss is a dickhead (and huge pervert) but she needs me more than I need her so I'd never get canned.

I did have that happen to me with a job I had almost 20 years ago... I pretty much sank into depression, then married the next person who asked me and regretted it.

And masturbated a lot

She’s definitely a filthy pervert but not a dickhead

She's good with a dick though

A dick in her head….??"

Part of her head. Think it through...

Yeah... that's it. There it is

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By *lltheboostCouple
over a year ago

Shefford

Give the boss a Glasgow kiss and walk into another job…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go on the game.

But I'd charge by the kilo, not by the hour.

I think I'd make a fortune!

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Panic first then start applying for anything to tide me over.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I'd go on the game.

But I'd charge by the kilo, not by the hour.

I think I'd make a fortune!"

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Day 2 of new job, got made redundant and had arranged interview within an hour. Interviews and offer with 2 weeks. New better paid job plus nice lump sum

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By *antam AvershiresMan
over a year ago

Falme

Same as others I'd sign om with an agency and get back on tools to keep an income (I'd have to go down to B&Q for a new bubble for my spirit level as it has long since burst)

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I probably go back on the doors until something suitable came along.

It's the one job I absolutely miss.

I was a doorman for 10 years and never took women up on offers.

Might change that if I ever did

Does the SIA say you’re not allowed to develop ‘relationships’?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd go on the game.

But I'd charge by the kilo, not by the hour.

I think I'd make a fortune!"

Been there done that wasn’t for me

But if needs must then would probably

Though did cross my mind to say it but trying this cleaner image ha ha

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

Own my own business, if it did happen, which is highly unlikely, I'd probably take 6 months off, travel and relax. I am by my own admission a workaholic.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Day 2 of new job, got made redundant and had arranged interview within an hour. Interviews and offer with 2 weeks. New better paid job plus nice lump sum

Nice one!!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Imaginary me thinks he'd take a bit of time, hit the gym like a demon and finally achieve the beach body, travel and then go and become a ski instructor.

Real me would be quite chilled, but end up dossing about more than I should, spending far too much time in coffee shops. But I've always thought I might retrain to be a teacher one day, so maybe I'd be spurred into action.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go the street corner and sell my cock to all the desperate housewives cruising in there Citroën Berlingos and then home to sell my used boxers on OFs.

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By *erence IIMan
over a year ago

Irrelevant

Self employed so I'd have to sack myself but that aside go back on the tools. Having a chat the other day with some ex colleges and was quite surprised at what the going rate is now for an experienced maintenance tech

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

When it happened to me, I went to sign on and started to look for an alternative job...

but, I was pregnant, and sadly lost the baby, so I took some time out to recover before I tried again to find something.

I will admit when I discovered I was getting redundant I did tell some of the A-Holes what I thought of them as I left the building, they deserved it.

I figured I had good references from previous jobs to fall back on si didn't want this company to provide me a reference for future employees. The way the company turned out to be run meant I wouldn't have wanted anyone to know I was anything to do with them.

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

I’d be highly delighted

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"When it happened to me, I went to sign on and started to look for an alternative job...

but, I was pregnant, and sadly lost the baby, so I took some time out to recover before I tried again to find something.

I will admit when I discovered I was getting redundant I did tell some of the A-Holes what I thought of them as I left the building, they deserved it.

I’m very sorry to hear about that, but I hope things at least worked out for your job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I lost my job I would jump for joy

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"If you lost your job tomorrow, with no notice and no severance pay, what would you do?

Would you immediately look for another job? Same or different industry? Have a little break from working? Travel? Continuously masturbate like a world champion?

Would you pursue a long held ambition or dream, or would you stick with what you know?

And, most importantly, would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off? Or play it safe for a good reference?

Tell me all, dear Fabbers

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I'd cry

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Have a wank in celebration before the finical insecurity has a chance to kick in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally have the impetus to go full time trading online and be happy

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I'd take a couple of months off and relax spending time with my kids. I'd then get right back into it within the same profession.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Well I haven't got a boss not have I had one for a long time. And I usually tell the where to stick their job long before I get to that point.

I've made sure my dependents are taken care of and they are adults now.

If I couldn't do what I do anymore? Shit... I'd be off to the far end of nowhere again with a sleeping bag, a change of socks and my hat.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair, London / Sheffield

"Imaginary me thinks he'd take a bit of time, hit the gym like a demon and finally achieve the beach body, travel and then go and become a ski instructor.

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I hope you achieve your "real me" YOLO because I'm already jealous of your physique. And also, I require a fellow appreciator of the finest artisan coffee.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Find another one asap, doing anything. Got kids to feed, dogs to feed, a mother to entertain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Continuously masturbate like a world champion

Pretty such what I did when I lost my job before until I found a new one. That and sleep

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By *ayjay_uk2Man
over a year ago

Redditch

"If you lost your job tomorrow, with no notice and no severance pay, what would you do?

Would you immediately look for another job? Same or different industry? Have a little break from working? Travel? Continuously masturbate like a world champion?

Would you pursue a long held ambition or dream, or would you stick with what you know?

And, most importantly, would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off? Or play it safe for a good reference?

Tell me all, dear Fabbers

I'd be happy. Enjoy some space and time and then look for a new job after about a month or 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I probably go back on the doors until something suitable came along.

It's the one job I absolutely miss.

I was a doorman for 10 years and never took women up on offers.

Might change that if I ever did

Does the SIA say you’re not allowed to develop ‘relationships’?"

Nope. I used to work for the SIA too in Liverpool. The only rules you have to follow are licence conditions, pub licensing laws and UK criminal law.

You don't even need to provide your licence number to a member of public if they ask for it. Only employer, SIA officers and Police.

But licence must be visible at all times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to think I'd take a break for a few months. MrsCurious is always telling me to cut back so I'd view it as a great opportunity to do that and live life without work for a we while anyway.

Reality a week after id be chomping at the bit to get doing anything.

MrCurious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have no option but to find another job, literally anything to pay the bills.

It might be the kick I need to set up my consultancy firm though.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Have a wank in celebration before the finical insecurity has a chance to kick in "

You’ve just described what would be my first day!

Open laptop to email recruitment agents, get distracted by fab and associated gentleman’s special interest sites, accidentally FaceTime said agents with sex face on.

Cum

Work at local car wash.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

As much as I would love to sit around and wank all day, the looming threat of destitution ever growing over me would ruin all the hot masturbation I had planned.

So I would have to secure a job first, then I can have a wank.

This is what being an adult is all about.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

It's happened to us. With a two year old and a six week old.

We're here to tell the tale but it completely alters your view of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno, I’d seriously start thinking of moving abroad.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Imaginary me thinks he'd take a bit of time, hit the gym like a demon and finally achieve the beach body, travel and then go and become a ski instructor.

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I hope you achieve your "real me" YOLO because I'm already jealous of your physique. And also, I require a fellow appreciator of the finest artisan coffee."

Are you hoping I lose my job, Nero?! We can have still set London's coffee scene alight while I'm gainfully employed!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Fairly sure i could walk in to another job within weeks with my skills- possibly wouldn't be a job i'd want long term and im fairly sure the shower of shit i worked for previously would be interested in taking me back on at least a casual basis.

Can't say id be overly stressed though, soon find stuff t keep me occupied until something came along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess I’d go back to my old profession

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

"I'm self employed so I'd just start again I guess, no severance pay here.

Mrs "

Same here.

Mike

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

cumallover

I'd wonder if it's time to start that OF account I've been thinking about doing for some time!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Luckily the two job roles I do there are always positions available so I'd just apply for another company doing the same role so wouldn't have to be out of work long, time off is not something I could do financially

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I lost my main job then I would go full time on one of my others ones or expand my own business. I am a work’o’holic

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I dunno, I’d seriously start thinking of moving abroad. "

That thought crossed my mind, too. Maybe somewhere like Dubai where the sun spends all of its time and I don’t (think I) have to pay tax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cry

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I move from job to job its life in my industry, exciting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't shed too many tears, but I'd definitely have to find something with an immediate start. Being as bad with money as I am I'd have nothing to fall back on. I'd definitely look to get out of my current sector, but being as egregious as I am I'd struggle to find anything else I'm actually any good at

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'd possibly take some time off. We wouldn't be desperate for money so I'd have time to think what I really wanted to do. Maybe get some jobs done around the house. I wouldn't want to be unemployed too long, I'd go mad being a full time mum.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Unashamedly bumping for the evening crowd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

message my contacts and get backin the game.

i always have options

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live by myself and pay my own hills. I have no fall back plan. Work work work.

If I could start an OF for plants I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I lost my part time job I would work full time alongside my husband in our business. I would keep my eyes open for something else part time but it would have to be as flexible as the job I'm in now and as handy, which aren't that easy to come by.

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By *ock69erMan
over a year ago

Middle o’ Fife

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Pretty much what I did. Plenty years in with a good pension so I just retired.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’d be heartbroken. And looking for a new job. Fortunately my industry is staff starved so I should be ok.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

I work for myself but if had to give it up for whatever reason I’d invest the money currently in the business in a 2 very cheap flats to rent out and find a part time job and just take it easy rest of life I can live on very little as not materialistic in the slightest don’t need much to be happy, kids are 14 and 16 this year so soon be independent financially and was fortunate enough to pay my mortgage off a few years back so could probably exist on very little income

Time and freedom is wealth not money I’d sooner have time and freedom than ever be rich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you lost your job tomorrow, with no notice and no severance pay, what would you do?

Would you immediately look for another job? Same or different industry? Have a little break from working? Travel? Continuously masturbate like a world champion?

Would you pursue a long held ambition or dream, or would you stick with what you know?

And, most importantly, would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off? Or play it safe for a good reference?

Tell me all, dear Fabbers

Currently might have interview for job wait till after the bank holidays now I think

Think I will play it safe till reference supplied

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"If you lost your job tomorrow, with no notice and no severance pay, what would you do?

Would you immediately look for another job? Same or different industry? Have a little break from working? Travel? Continuously masturbate like a world champion?

Would you pursue a long held ambition or dream, or would you stick with what you know?

And, most importantly, would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off? Or play it safe for a good reference?

Tell me all, dear Fabbers

Currently might have interview for job wait till after the bank holidays now I think

Think I will play it safe till reference supplied

Good luck with that!

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I work for myself but if had to give it up for whatever reason I’d invest the money currently in the business in a 2 very cheap flats to rent out and find a part time job and just take it easy rest of life I can live on very little as not materialistic in the slightest don’t need much to be happy, kids are 14 and 16 this year so soon be independent financially and was fortunate enough to pay my mortgage off a few years back so could probably exist on very little income

Time and freedom is wealth not money I’d sooner have time and freedom than ever be rich "

And if things ever really got desperate, you could always sell the children. Probably get a few quid on eBay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alternate between day and evening club visits whilst seeking employment. Last minute holidays are pricey when you have bills to pay

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I’d be heartbroken. And looking for a new job. Fortunately my industry is staff starved so I should be ok."

Or you could just get chappie volunteering to do anything to go to work for you!

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

Time and freedom is wealth not money I’d sooner have time and freedom than ever be rich

And if things ever really got desperate, you could always sell the children. Probably get a few quid on eBay."

A few quids maybe a bit optimistic mate but what they offer for me to take them back will be better I’m sure, especially the boy he’s a little cunt

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'd take a couple of years off and then decide x

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Temp while looking for a new job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve recently had a year off, I left my job as it had very nearly put me in an early grave. I’d stay in the same industry, but I’m very particular about who I work for and their values, so I’d take my time looking. T works from home so I’d keep him entertained on his lunch breaks

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We'd need to get new jobs pretty sharpish, so probably would get whatever we could and then look for something interesting that pays enough. I keep toying with trying to change industry but then get thoroughly disheartened by the job ads that seem to require a very long list of niche requirements.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At this precise moment sigh of relief

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"We'd need to get new jobs pretty sharpish, so probably would get whatever we could and then look for something interesting that pays enough. I keep toying with trying to change industry but then get thoroughly disheartened by the job ads that seem to require a very long list of niche requirements....."

Snap, KC. I fancy a complete change but have no qualifications, no transferable skills and a need for a certain level of salary. I’m stumped!

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"If you lost your job tomorrow, with no notice and no severance pay, what would you do?

Would you immediately look for another job? Same or different industry? Have a little break from working? Travel? Continuously masturbate like a world champion?

Would you pursue a long held ambition or dream, or would you stick with what you know?

And, most importantly, would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off? Or play it safe for a good reference?

Tell me all, dear Fabbers

I lost my job this morning. Straight on the phone to a few agencies to find another job.

Mortgage ain't gonna pay itself....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing as im retiring in July anyway

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"If you lost your job tomorrow, with no notice and no severance pay, what would you do?

Would you immediately look for another job? Same or different industry? Have a little break from working? Travel? Continuously masturbate like a world champion?

Would you pursue a long held ambition or dream, or would you stick with what you know?

And, most importantly, would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off? Or play it safe for a good reference?

Tell me all, dear Fabbers

I lost my job this morning. Straight on the phone to a few agencies to find another job.

Mortgage ain't gonna pay itself...."

Very sorry to hear that and hood luck in your search

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd look for another one immediately. I have some savings to keep me going but the last thing I'd want is to get into a routine of doing nothing.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"If you lost your job tomorrow, with no notice and no severance pay, what would you do?

Would you immediately look for another job? Same or different industry? Have a little break from working? Travel? Continuously masturbate like a world champion?

Would you pursue a long held ambition or dream, or would you stick with what you know?

And, most importantly, would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off? Or play it safe for a good reference?

Tell me all, dear Fabbers

I lost my job this morning. Straight on the phone to a few agencies to find another job.

Mortgage ain't gonna pay itself...."

Dude! I’m sorry to hear that and good luck with the search. You probably didn’t need this thread rubbing it in!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Snap, KC. I fancy a complete change but have no qualifications, no transferable skills and a need for a certain level of salary. I’m stumped!"

Oh, we have quals. Plenty of experience too. And we'd at least like to think we have transferable skills! But no PRINCE2 cert (seems necessary for everything from checkout assistant at Superdrug, right through to Chancellor of the Exchequer, it seems) or similar. I think we'd be doomed to continue in the HE sector somewhere.......

What we need is the wonga to pay for our lovely wheelchair friendly bungalow

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Snap, KC. I fancy a complete change but have no qualifications, no transferable skills and a need for a certain level of salary. I’m stumped!

What we need is the wonga to pay for our lovely wheelchair friendly bungalow

Sorry, I went off on one and didn’t mean to suggest you’re a pair of useless thickies

That’s just me haha

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By *museBouche31Woman
over a year ago

Reigate

" would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off?

I'm my own boss. At my last staff meeting I called myself a self righteous cunt and then rewarded myself with a two hour lunch and a nap.

Absolute Queen! ;p

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Snap, KC. I fancy a complete change but have no qualifications, no transferable skills and a need for a certain level of salary. I’m stumped!

What we need is the wonga to pay for our lovely wheelchair friendly bungalow

Sorry, I went off on one and didn’t mean to suggest you’re a pair of useless thickies

That’s just me haha"

Actually, I think between us, we'd do a damned good job at Chancellors of the Exchequer (job share).

Task 1 - get rid of all the freeloaders*

*Starting with the Lords who don't turn up or do anything

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Snap, KC. I fancy a complete change but have no qualifications, no transferable skills and a need for a certain level of salary. I’m stumped!

What we need is the wonga to pay for our lovely wheelchair friendly bungalow

Sorry, I went off on one and didn’t mean to suggest you’re a pair of useless thickies

That’s just me haha

Actually, I think between us, we'd do a damned good job at Chancellors of the Exchequer (job share).

Task 1 - get rid of all the freeloaders*

*Starting with the Lords who don't turn up or do anything

Ooo idea for a thread tomorrow!!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

This has happened to me three times. The first time I took a year out to write a book - just to prove to myself I could do it. Second time I got another job in the same industry. Third time, I said fuck it and started working for myself, and devoted a lot of time to chasing a dream.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Being self employed I'd just start again.

Going on the game sounds more interesting though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would cry

Then, Consider if I could sue for at leàst my holiday pay. Or take it as a sign from the universe I should just sell up and run to the hills and live in a tree house with the squirrels. After spending a week in a tree, head off to indeed and get another job, my role is pretty easy to walk straight back into anywhere really. She says. (Eyeing up the squirrels)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would cry

Please don’t eat squirrels

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"This has happened to me three times. The first time I took a year out to write a book - just to prove to myself I could do it. Second time I got another job in the same industry. Third time, I said fuck it and started working for myself, and devoted a lot of time to chasing a dream. "

All of those sound awesome!! Good for you carpe-ing that diem.

How did the book do?

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I would cry

Do you think you could train the squirrels to bring you nuts? And then other stuff? Maybe not a weekly ‘shop’ in M&S but a pilfered cheese sarnie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would cry

Please don’t eat squirrels"

They can sit on my shoulders and be ear warmers. I wont nibble their little toes

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By *museBouche31Woman
over a year ago

Reigate

I’d definitely get in on some trolley collecting action. Love a good tidy up. And supermarket employee discounts would be a bonus. Probably have to be Waitrose.

Or take out a fat loan, so I could go self-employed and start up as a proper Domme with my own dungeon space. . . .

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over a year ago

"I would cry

Do you think you could train the squirrels to bring you nuts? And then other stuff? Maybe not a weekly ‘shop’ in M&S but a pilfered cheese sarnie?"

Bears are good at stealing picnics so I heard

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

All of those sound awesome!! Good for you carpe-ing that diem.

How did the book do?"

Oh the book was awful, but it was a steep learning curve

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I would cry

Do you think you could train the squirrels to bring you nuts? And then other stuff? Maybe not a weekly ‘shop’ in M&S but a pilfered cheese sarnie?

Bears are good at stealing picnics so I heard

Probably a bit harder to train. Unless you happen to be part bear…..

I mean, it’s an incredibly small part, but, you know…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have done fuck all this year . Really bad winter with main contractor retirement .

Bad bad winter . Struggling with migraine cause my shared house over my head is horrendous . Ban bang 24 7

Lost thousands , lost lovers , lost a girlfriend last week cause this stress , And her stress at her work

Very sad . I lost a lovely sexy petite lady I really liked her

Today I signed my new contract in new Job starts on the 9th

Been on the case for a while . Slowly I am in

Now I’m scared this room is gonna ruin it for me

Is torture . Don’t sleep for 6 months . And I don’t have any friends or family who can help with a quiet room to help sleep til I get the flat .

Can’t wait to move out .

If anyone know of quiet room I could stay for a bit just to crash

Please let me know . Any help would be great

Has been mental since I seperate .

Out the door , sleep in car . Lockdown one bang , did managed a 2 bed flat between both lockdowns when there was no work

Now this again. Ducking Luton . Now I know why people say

Luton ? Oh no . Don’t

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Try and find a job in current line of work, or go back to working at Gatwick.

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

I’d be on only fans selling my work shoes and other items!!!

Then finding a new adventure aka job

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"If you lost your job tomorrow, with no notice and no severance pay, what would you do?

Would you immediately look for another job? Same or different industry? Have a little break from working? Travel? Continuously masturbate like a world champion?

Would you pursue a long held ambition or dream, or would you stick with what you know?

And, most importantly, would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off? Or play it safe for a good reference?

Tell me all, dear Fabbers

I lost my job this morning. Straight on the phone to a few agencies to find another job.

Mortgage ain't gonna pay itself....

Dude! I’m sorry to hear that and good luck with the search. You probably didn’t need this thread rubbing it in!

No sweat.

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Don't think anyone can afford to be out of work too long with all these rising costs ATM, unless a lottery win is round the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or just go homeless n do nothing about it .

If u don’t work or do anything they help you

But if u trying to sort you life out as a decent working single parent they charge u loads to accomodate u in a homeless shelter

Specially if u healthy n fit with no heroin n alcohol issues

So if u lose your job , just spend all u have , sale all your items and buy shit loads of cheap gear n Ace cider

Fuck u self up completely then u be sorted for life

Don’t worry about hollidays , as u be on hollidays forever

Try St Albans , has a very nice park with a tower n a clock

Is like be in Barcelona everyday

Is a joke .

I was homeless before lockdown 1 , then homeless again after lock down 2 ,

I’m sleeping rough , I’m in a room but noises is mental cruelty , I’m struggling

Do they help me to sleep somewhere quiet ?

So I can do my new contract job starting on the 9th ?

No . I can fuck myself .

U get trapped in a accomodation no fit for human habitation u r fucked

No one helps

No one cares if I have a 6 year daughter

No one cares if I lost £4000 on forced days cause sleep deprivation giving migraines so bad I can’t drive to work

Bang bang bang this floor I’ve r my head

All way from 4:30 am , bang all day , all night til 1 am

My head is banguing , it hurts , is making me ill

I’m scared I’m gonna lose my contract

Lost a job , 4 months ago , lost lovers ,

Lost a girlfriend last week , is ruinning my life

Struggle to have energies for my daughter sleep over Fridays

I’m a lovely guy n a sweetheart and all this do is depression n anxiety and hanger .

If a pig or a dog had to sleep here I would feel sorry for them

Does anyone want to help ? No they don’t help

They don’t give a fuck

But if u totally fucked on heroin n crack n drink

All u have to do is never work ever again

And u be fine . U will have a free accomodation . And u can’t relax cause u don’t have commitments next day

There u go

I may go to Glasgow . I heard is too banana there

No . Fuck that …. Boring

I love the beach

I’m going to Jaywick n some a shit load of crack pipes n tin foil

I be the Tin Foil man

Half man half machine

What does it mean

what does it mean. ?

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By *agic tongue mike.Man
over a year ago

Canterbury

I'd smile, then buy a lovely big sailing boat, and head off into the sunset for an adventure or three. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Book a house holiday and chill out for a week or two before finding a new job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd sign on and sleep in every day

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I'd sign on and sleep in every day

That strategy works for thousands!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd sign on and sleep in every day

That strategy works for thousands!!!"

it sounds awesome.. I'd do charity work in the afternoon

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair, London / Sheffield

"I'd sign on and sleep in every day

That strategy works for thousands!!!

it sounds awesome.. I'd do charity work in the afternoon

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Ash and I would take pity and give you a few slots hosting the 'charitable' Nocturnal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd sign on and sleep in every day

I wouldn’t want the paper trail

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I'd sign on and sleep in every day

That strategy works for thousands!!!

it sounds awesome.. I'd do charity work in the afternoon

Does a lot of work for charity, does our midnight. She even runs a fab fitness class in Januarys

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Become a modern day Robin Hood steal from the politicians and give it to the poor including myself (as I’d have no job)

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over a year ago

"I'd sign on and sleep in every day

That strategy works for thousands!!!

it sounds awesome.. I'd do charity work in the afternoon

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Ash and I would take pity and give you a few slots hosting the 'charitable' Nocturnal."

Wait... at this rate I'll be full time again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd sign on and sleep in every day

I wouldn’t want the paper trail "

I don't even know what that means

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over a year ago

"I'd sign on and sleep in every day

That strategy works for thousands!!!

it sounds awesome.. I'd do charity work in the afternoon

Does a lot of work for charity, does our midnight. She even runs a fab fitness class in Januarys"

ROFL.. I was looking at the pics last week wondering if I could delete them

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Sort of happened to me at the end of Feb when I got told i was going to be made redundant. I accepted voluntary and walked out. Thought about taking a month off but realised that with Alexis being at work what was the point. Rang a couple of agencies and had a couple of interviews within days. Started a new job within the week

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Sort of happened to me at the end of Feb when I got told i was going to be made redundant. I accepted voluntary and walked out. Thought about taking a month off but realised that with Alexis being at work what was the point. Rang a couple of agencies and had a couple of interviews within days. Started a new job within the week"

Unlucky to lose your original job, but redundancy pay and a new job days later is pretty good going!!

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Unlucky to lose your original job, but redundancy pay and a new job days later is pretty good going!!"

It was pretty good going, I had started looking for a new job the month before but as soon as I said I was available immediately I became hot property. For years I had believe the hype that it was easier to find a new job if you were currently employed but honestly the phone didn’t stop ringing for about two or three weeks once I took redundancy.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm only ever out of work for as long as I want to be - thankfully I have built a strong network and have a great reputation.

I'd probably take a few weeks off to process being fired/made redundant, maybe take a holiday. I don't rush things when I look for new jobs, so I'd take a time out.

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By *adbod2godbodMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'd have a job within the day, due to the nature of the industry. But I'd probably be deeply unhappy, as although my job sucks, it sucks in a way I can live my life.

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

I’ll take few months break to upskill and proper look for a new job in a different industry but same kids of job

In the meantime will organise few small private swingers party. Never have time to do that due to work commitments.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I’ll take few months break to upskill and proper look for a new job in a different industry but same kids of job

In the meantime will organise few small private swingers party. Never have time to do that due to work commitments. "

Definitely a nice new twist on what you’d do with your spare time! I almost want you to get made redundant haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be a bit annoyed since as I only started on Tuesday

This did happen to me in October last year, the project sponsors chopped the budget and bailed me out a week before the end of my probation - the reasons for finishing my probation held as much water as a sieve. I held my tongue and left with dignity.

Spent six months doing temp work at Amazon warehouse to tide me over so I could better choose a replacement position that I wanted to do rather than my usual MO of taking any job that paid well enough.

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