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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Masterbate

Wank

Five finger shuffle

What other terminology do you use for wanking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slapping the salami?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking Capt Jean Luc Picard to warp factor 10.

(bit of a mouthful.....ooh matron!)

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

choking the chicken..

bashing the bishop..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knocking one out

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Taking Capt Jean Luc Picard to warp factor 10.

(bit of a mouthful.....ooh matron!)

You call your cock Capt Jean Luc Picard? That's blasphemy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing with Mrs Hand and her five daughters...

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By *exy firemanMan
over a year ago

essex

5 knuckle shuffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taking Capt Jean Luc Picard to warp factor 10.

(bit of a mouthful.....ooh matron!)

You call your cock Capt Jean Luc Picard? That's blasphemy."

Make it so.....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i think we should all change our avatars to boob ones....you know he loves boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strangling Kojak

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By *exy firemanMan
over a year ago

essex

bash one out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i think we should all change our avatars to boob ones....you know he loves boobs

Shall we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taking Capt Jean Luc Picard to warp factor 10.

Warp one... Engage!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"i think we should all change our avatars to boob ones....you know he loves boobs

Shall we? "

i think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taking Capt Jean Luc Picard to warp factor 10.

(bit of a mouthful.....ooh matron!)

You call your cock Capt Jean Luc Picard? That's blasphemy.

Make it so.....

No,I call him Brian.....and he's a very naughty boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think we should all change our avatars to boob ones....you know he loves boobs

Shall we? "

Oohh a 24 hour boob avatar blanket for Wishy! haha

Poor guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think we should all change our avatars to boob ones....you know he loves boobs

Shall we? "

Oh Yesssssssssssssss!

There'll be tears in Tyneside in a while.....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

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By *ardbucket_and_slapperCouple
over a year ago

Malton

Having a "J Arthur" lol

I think its old London cockney slang based on "J Arthur Rank (Film Studios)"

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Beat your meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a "J Arthur" lol

I think its old London cockney slang based on "J Arthur Rank (Film Studios)""

It is....

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over a year ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

May I ask a silly question? Why are we causing Wishy pain?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"May I ask a silly question? Why are we causing Wishy pain?"

its fun innit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I ask a silly question? Why are we causing Wishy pain?"

We are just seeing if the "little man" still works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry Wishy - I have no boobs!

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

pulling ya plonker

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Sorry Wishy - I have no boobs!

get ya willy out then....he is bi you know

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Jodrell

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

having a ham shank.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sorry Wishy - I have no boobs!

Moobs? Cock? I'm sure you have something to entice him.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"May I ask a silly question? Why are we causing Wishy pain?

We are just seeing if the "little man" still works

Surely everyone should load their Fanuary pictures then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I ask a silly question? Why are we causing Wishy pain?"

We're all helping with his convalescence and recovery.... and I'm sticking to that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I ask a silly question? Why are we causing Wishy pain?

We are just seeing if the "little man" still works

Surely everyone should load their Fanuary pictures then?"

He is a boob man apparently

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"May I ask a silly question? Why are we causing Wishy pain?

We are just seeing if the "little man" still works

Surely everyone should load their Fanuary pictures then?"

oh no.....thas for personal _iewings only

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"May I ask a silly question? Why are we causing Wishy pain?

We are just seeing if the "little man" still works

Surely everyone should load their Fanuary pictures then?

He is a boob man apparently

I think hairy quim is his favourite visual image.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"May I ask a silly question? Why are we causing Wishy pain?

We are just seeing if the "little man" still works

Surely everyone should load their Fanuary pictures then?

oh no.....thas for personal _iewings only

The snow will prevent us all getting up there for personal _iewings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I ask a silly question? Why are we causing Wishy pain?

We are just seeing if the "little man" still works

Surely everyone should load their Fanuary pictures then?

He is a boob man apparently

I think hairy quim is his favourite visual image."

I didn't do fanuary! Can't be doing with hairy Mary's

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Is wishy a horny boy and feeling a stirring in his pants..... Bless.

Think Neil Kinnock naked....

All better now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is wishy a horny boy and feeling a stirring in his pants..... Bless.

Think Neil Kinnock naked....

All better now x"

ROFPMSL!!!!!!!!!

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By *ertngladCouple
over a year ago

thornton -cleveleys

A swift one off the wrist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LA LA LA not reading this LA LA LA ... I'm looking at pictures od daisies LA LA LA

Swines!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck!! Even my own avatar has got tits on it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's better. Hello lil fella. Sorry bout earlier at the docs. Had to be done. Hope you understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pam and her 5 daughters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do women have the same sort of relationship with their pussies? Do you talk to it like its it's own person?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For ladies- double clicking the mouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is wishy a horny boy and feeling a stirring in his pants..... Bless.

Think Neil Kinnock naked....

All better now x"

Fookin 'ell!! That did the trick! It's only gone and bleedin retracted right back in now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I ask a silly question? Why are we causing Wishy pain?

We are just seeing if the "little man" still works

Surely everyone should load their Fanuary pictures then?

He is a boob man apparently

Well, yes, I am but more a fan of them hanging down like when a woman leans forward.

Erm... hairy puss... it's a tough one..

Boobs

Hairy chuff

Decisions decisions..

Bugger.

Tosses a coin.

FUCK!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Do women have the same sort of relationship with their pussies? Do you talk to it like its it's own person? "

I only do it when teasing men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choking the chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spanking the monkey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulling my pud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprised nobody has said 'hand shandy'. I spent years thinking it was 'ham shandy' and never understood what the connection was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tossing one out...

ive plenty of boobs pics.. choices

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Isn't there one that goes something like spank the monkey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tossing one out...

ive plenty of boobs pics.. choices

You said that just to make me look dintcha!! Bad girl!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Put my boobies away now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rocking the baby

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Sw Scotland

What other terminology do you use for wanking?

A "Sherman Tank" or "Rip The Heed Aff It" as a more Scottish term

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tossing one out...

ive plenty of boobs pics.. choices

You said that just to make me look dintcha!! Bad girl!

you didnt have too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put my boobies away now "

AWWWWWWW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slapping the salami?

or chipolata

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Hand Shandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is wishy a horny boy and feeling a stirring in his pants..... Bless.

Think Neil Kinnock naked....

All better now x"

Think of Maggie mounting you mate

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Is wishy a horny boy and feeling a stirring in his pants..... Bless.

Think Neil Kinnock naked....

All better now x

Think of Maggie mounting you mate

The image of Maggie naked has always been my goto calming down image for guys who want to hold off for a while. I've suggested it so often that I've even mused that I bet she still has the handbag even when she isn't wearing any drawers...

Oops! This is a calm wishy down not get him excited thread! Bet the image of the milk snatchers snatch is one of his faves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking of really old, wrinkly naked nuns playing tennis works lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a tug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is wishy a horny boy and feeling a stirring in his pants..... Bless.

Think Neil Kinnock naked....

All better now x

Think of Maggie mounting you mate

Oops! This is a calm wishy down not get him excited thread! Bet the image of the milk snatchers snatch is one of his faves!

poor old Wishy. He will be so happy when he can start firing the headless horsemen!

I had sex on the day I had the snip as I was concerned I would have a mental block that would make me Mr Floppy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is wishy a horny boy and feeling a stirring in his pants..... Bless.

Think Neil Kinnock naked....

All better now x

Think of Maggie mounting you mate

Oops! This is a calm wishy down not get him excited thread! Bet the image of the milk snatchers snatch is one of his faves!

Hmmm... maggs in her heyday! What a woman!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put my boobies away now

AWWWWWWW!

Ask nicely and I might put them back up!

I can remember taking the p**s out of my ex husband when he had the snip!

All that wanking he had to do to produce his samples!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is wishy a horny boy and feeling a stirring in his pants..... Bless.

Think Neil Kinnock naked....

All better now x

Think of Maggie mounting you mate

Oops! This is a calm wishy down not get him excited thread! Bet the image of the milk snatchers snatch is one of his faves!

Hmmm... maggs in her heyday! What a woman!!

I bet she had a Tory blue strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say think of Anne Widdecombe, but the thought of her bobbing up and down on me always gives me a bit of a 'stalk' on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put my boobies away now

AWWWWWWW!

Ask nicely and I might put them back up!

I can remember taking the p**s out of my ex husband when he had the snip!

All that wanking he had to do to produce his samples! "

Purdy please, put 'em back up. Aw, g'wan, just fer me. Pwease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I ask a silly question? Why are we causing Wishy pain?"

Because we can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say think of Anne Widdecombe, but the thought of her bobbing up and down on me always gives me a bit of a 'stalk' on.

Nooooo, I think of her when I want to vomit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I ask a silly question? Why are we causing Wishy pain?

Because we can

You can go right off some people you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say think of Anne Widdecombe, but the thought of her bobbing up and down on me always gives me a bit of a 'stalk' on.

Nooooo, I think of her when I want to vomit.

kinky... rainbow showers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is wishy a horny boy and feeling a stirring in his pants..... Bless.

Think Neil Kinnock naked....

All better now x

Think of Maggie mounting you mate

Oops! This is a calm wishy down not get him excited thread! Bet the image of the milk snatchers snatch is one of his faves!

Hmmm... maggs in her heyday! What a woman!!

I bet she had a Tory blue strap on

I bet she fucked Kinnock with it too, and assorted ex-Labour leaders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

** meant Scargill and assorted ...

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I would say think of Anne Widdecombe, but the thought of her bobbing up and down on me always gives me a bit of a 'stalk' on.

Would imagine it'd be more likely to give you a hernia!!!

Anyway, as a good Catholic girl she'd prolly only pulp her nightie up a bit and ask you to put the light our when your done. (she's not one of those bad Catholic girls)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pam and her 5 sisters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Palmer and her five lovely daughters!

Ahh poor wishys bits!

At least the missus will be happy

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I would say think of Anne Widdecombe, but the thought of her bobbing up and down on me always gives me a bit of a 'stalk' on.

Nooooo, I think of her when I want to vomit.

kinky... rainbow showers

Oh no that's just so wrong yuk lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I would say think of Anne Widdecombe, but the thought of her bobbing up and down on me always gives me a bit of a 'stalk' on.

Would imagine it'd be more likely to give you a hernia!!!

Anyway, as a good Catholic girl she'd prolly only pulp her nightie up a bit and ask you to put the light our when your done. (she's not one of those bad Catholic girls)

* pull up not pulp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs Palmer and her five lovely daughters!

Ahh poor wishys bits!

At least the missus will be happy

She isn't at the moment...

Honey, I need a coffee..

Honey, I need a bacon sarnie...

Honey, I need...

I'm fookin milking this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U'll be getting one of THEM looks in a minute lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well in tribute to Wishy.... I've just had a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/01/13 10:03:11]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs Palmer and her five lovely daughters!

Ahh poor wishys bits!

At least the missus will be happy

She isn't at the moment...

Honey, I need a coffee..

Honey, I need a bacon sarnie...

Honey, I need...

I'm fookin milking this!

Youve had your tubes cut, not your arms, lol."

he's numb from the waist down .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well in tribute to Wishy.... I've just had a wank

I've been feeling quite sad today thinking of all my little tadpoles who'll set off as usual the next time I have sex. They'll yell, "Come on boys!! We're off!" and then up the tube they go only to hit a dead end and then cries of, "What the fuck!", "Who turned the lights out?", "Hey, what's the hold up?", "Stop pushing at the back!", and then... silence descends.. and cut to scene of mass grave of millions of dead tadpoles all lying on top of one another haphazardly. {gulp}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well in tribute to Wishy.... I've just had a wank

Your nuts defrosted then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs Palmer and her five lovely daughters!

Ahh poor wishys bits!

At least the missus will be happy

She isn't at the moment...

Honey, I need a coffee..

Honey, I need a bacon sarnie...

Honey, I need...

I'm fookin milking this!

Youve had your tubes cut, not your arms, lol.

he's numb from the waist down .......

Hahaha, , poor mrs wishy,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs Palmer and her five lovely daughters!

Ahh poor wishys bits!

At least the missus will be happy

She isn't at the moment...

Honey, I need a coffee..

Honey, I need a bacon sarnie...

Honey, I need...

I'm fookin milking this!

Youve had your tubes cut, not your arms, lol.

he's numb from the waist down .......

Hahaha, , poor mrs wishy, "

Well not quite numb but the drs said to put my feet up today. This is payback for when she had two c-sections. She milked it then, now it's my turn muuhahahahahaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs Palmer and her five lovely daughters!

Ahh poor wishys bits!

At least the missus will be happy

She isn't at the moment...

Honey, I need a coffee..

Honey, I need a bacon sarnie...

Honey, I need...

I'm fookin milking this!

Youve had your tubes cut, not your arms, lol.

he's numb from the waist down .......

Hahaha, , poor mrs wishy,

Well not quite numb but the drs said to put my feet up today. This is payback for when she had two c-sections. She milked it then, now it's my turn muuhahahahahaaa

Black un blue balls, walking like john wayne, hope you feel better soon wishy

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Well in tribute to Wishy.... I've just had a wank

That's quite an image. I feel you ought to write a poem about this - in honour of those optimistic, brave, fallen soldiers.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Sorry Wishy - I have no boobs!

You sure?

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By *reddielingusMan
over a year ago

benfleet

Being a male would moobs sufice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well in tribute to Wishy.... I've just had a wank

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Hand to gland combat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just read this thread out to Siren and it led to a discussion about sperm dying when they get inside the ovaries of a woman. I informed her that they didn't just die, they were murdered by her body. She denied this, as she would, and after further argument she came out with, "Well, I have to ensure only the fittest survive!" So I said, "That's not a million miles away from what Hitler was trying to do!".. She didn't like that and retorted with, "Look at the ones that did get through! We have two beautiful children!" So I came back with, "Yes, but what about all the ones you murdered."

It was at that point that she walked off in a huff yelling, "I did not murder millions of children!"

We're not talking now.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I just read this thread out to Siren and it led to a discussion about sperm dying when they get inside the ovaries of a woman. I informed her that they didn't just die, they were murdered by her body. She denied this, as she would, and after further argument she came out with, "Well, I have to ensure only the fittest survive!" So I said, "That's not a million miles away from what Hitler was trying to do!".. She didn't like that and retorted with, "Look at the ones that did get through! We have two beautiful children!" So I came back with, "Yes, but what about all the ones you murdered."

It was at that point that she walked off in a huff yelling, "I did not murder millions of children!"

We're not talking now.

dont blame her fella..

as blokes we must have dispatched millions ourselves...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was at that point that she walked off in a huff yelling, "I did not murder millions of children!"

We're not talking now.

dont blame her fella..

as blokes we must have dispatched millions ourselves...

Not if you're a good catholic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Wishy is obsessing about tadpoles now ..........

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It was at that point that she walked off in a huff yelling, "I did not murder millions of children!"

We're not talking now.

dont blame her fella..

as blokes we must have dispatched millions ourselves...

Not if you're a good catholic.

Wet dreams? The ones that die off when you don't masturbate? You men are little sperm factories. So have high productivity levels, some produce quality goods and some should be shut down for the sake of the human race.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Not if you're a good catholic.

not since i was 11..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was at that point that she walked off in a huff yelling, "I did not murder millions of children!"

We're not talking now.

dont blame her fella..

as blokes we must have dispatched millions ourselves...

Not if you're a good catholic.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Well in tribute to Wishy.... I've just had a wank

I'd be sympathetic wishy.

If it weren't for all those brave little swimmers you have sent to their deaths enthusiastically spraying them all over the breasticles and possibly even faces of unsuspecting women.

To say nothing of those you condemned to drown in acid, screaming, as you got your jollies in someone's mouth.

Lest we forget the poor souls swimming for ever from the other end if the gastro-intestinal tract...

Time for some sombre music and bowed heads and silence wishy. You have committed genocide in your quest for sexual relief.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well in tribute to Wishy.... I've just had a wank

I'd be sympathetic wishy.

If it weren't for all those brave little swimmers you have sent to their deaths enthusiastically spraying them all over the breasticles and possibly even faces of unsuspecting women.

To say nothing of those you condemned to drown in acid, screaming, as you got your jollies in someone's mouth.

Lest we forget the poor souls swimming for ever from the other end if the gastro-intestinal tract...

Time for some sombre music and bowed heads and silence wishy. You have committed genocide in your quest for sexual relief.

Have the curtains shut yet?

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"Knocking one out

This, every time..

Or..'a tug'

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Getting ya load off...emptying ya bags..

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