FabSwingers.com forum: What do we sell ……..

By *aggoner OP Man
over a year ago

for a penny

…….. in the new (tastefully named ) Fab pub?

Bishop’s Finger.

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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago

belfast

Slippery nipple cocktail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pork scratchings - judging by some of the cock pics around

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

Pints of screaming orgasm

And bulging bags of nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An extensive cocktail menu with plenty of gimmicks to make flirting so much fun

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Fighting Cock bourbon.

Not for the name. Just because it’s actually really damn tasty.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Presumably the question is, what sketchy shit gets sold out the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old me would have sed myself

New clean image me

Rose wine and canndle light dinners

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I'm more interested in those who get banned then argue with he bouncers about it...blaming thr illuminati for it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Fighting Cock bourbon.

Not for the name. Just because it’s actually really damn tasty. "

Amen to that, brother!

Yeah... I cannot pull that off at all.

So... ahem.

I agree

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm more interested in those who get banned then argue with he bouncers about it...blaming thr illuminati for it "

Mr Illuminati teamed up with the Martians and the globalists to issue an apocalypse that'll come immediately after the jabbing... No wait... Eventually after the jabbing.

And then the banned will be vindicated, free of the mark of the beast!

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Creampies

Soggy biscuits and tea

Surprised these weren’t mentioned before

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Sex on the beach

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Blue Nun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Presumably the question is, what sketchy shit gets sold out the back "

That will be watermelons

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I'm more interested in those who get banned then argue with he bouncers about it...blaming thr illuminati for it

Mr Illuminati teamed up with the Martians and the globalists to issue an apocalypse that'll come immediately after the jabbing... No wait... Eventually after the jabbing.

And then the banned will be vindicated, free of the mark of the beast!"

Not leaving out the Rockafellas and the Rothschild's moving and shaking behind the scenes, sacrificing virgins, lambs and goats. In the hellfire club to Sate the demands of the beast

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By *aggoner OP Man
over a year ago

for a penny

Cock Tales:

A long slow screw against the wall.

Knee Trembler.

Punters like to see the old familiars too.

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

Cream pies, to be consumed on the premises (yes you can bring your own). Tickets to big cock fighting round the back. Tinned wet knickers. And a selection of special cocktails....

After sex

Better than sex

Cock droplets

Cowgirl

Cybersex

Death by sex

Doggy sex

French screw

Group sex on the beach

Longus Cockus

Morning sex

Pansexual

Pecker

Sex anywhere !

Sex in the car park

Safe sex

Sex in the shower

Sex lies and video gapes

Sexual healing

Schlong

Triple sex

Unicorn

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm more interested in those who get banned then argue with he bouncers about it...blaming thr illuminati for it

Mr Illuminati teamed up with the Martians and the globalists to issue an apocalypse that'll come immediately after the jabbing... No wait... Eventually after the jabbing.

And then the banned will be vindicated, free of the mark of the beast!

Not leaving out the Rockafellas and the Rothschild's moving and shaking behind the scenes, sacrificing virgins, lambs and goats. In the hellfire club to Sate the demands of the beast "

Mmhm. Funny how they're all Jewish, but all this new stuff has nothing to do with all that old bad problematic stuff

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By *aggoner OP Man
over a year ago

for a penny

"Cream pies, to be consumed on the premises (yes you can bring your own). Tickets to big cock fighting round the back. Tinned wet knickers. And a selection of special cocktails....

After sex

Better than sex

Cock droplets

Cowgirl

Cybersex

Death by sex

Doggy sex

French screw

Group sex on the beach

Longus Cockus

Morning sex

Pansexual

Pecker

Sex anywhere !

Sex in the car park

Safe sex

Sex in the shower

Sex lies and video gapes

Sexual healing

Schlong

Triple sex

Unicorn

You get extra points for every genuine cocktail.

Plus extra points for each one you made up

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Nobby's nuts.

Salted and dry roasted varieties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably scampi fries by the smell of it.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Growler - from the Hairy Dog Brewery. Yes, it's a real thing.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

We need scampi and lemon fries for the single guys who can’t get a meet, at least then they can sniff their fingers while they wank.

The mr

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"We need scampi and lemon fries for the single guys who can’t get a meet, at least then they can sniff their fingers while they wank.

The mr "

Thanks i just spat my tea everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that was wet

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By *aggoner OP Man
over a year ago

for a penny

White Whores whiskey

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Warm apple pie with cream

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Vintage custard

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Urine covered peanuts in bowls on the bar that tell you how massive your cock is or how pert your tits look. And you dong even have to pay for them.

They're complimentary!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Growler scratchings

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Urine covered peanuts in bowls on the bar that tell you how massive your cock is or how pert your tits look. And you dong even have to pay for them.

They're complimentary!

When I was in primary school I used to take the piss out of one of my friends, who'd respond that they were 'complimentary insults'.

I said, yes, they're free, would you like another? (He didn't know that there was a meaning of "complimentary" other than "giving of praise", lol)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Vintage custard"

Ffs

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By *aggoner OP Man
over a year ago

for a penny

"Warm apple pie with cream

I think you mean custard.

Warm apple pie is only a vehicle, albeit the most acceptable vehicle, for custard.

Cream is for cold fruit, probably uncooked.

In fact, there would be no point in apple pie without custard.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Warm apple pie with cream

I think you mean custard.

Warm apple pie is only a vehicle, albeit the most acceptable vehicle, for custard.

Cream is for cold fruit, probably uncooked.

In fact, there would be no point in apple pie without custard. "

Just dispense with the apple pie then

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Nothing, my door was open but no punters.

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By *aggoner OP Man
over a year ago

for a penny

"Warm apple pie with cream

I think you mean custard.

Warm apple pie is only a vehicle, albeit the most acceptable vehicle, for custard.

Cream is for cold fruit, probably uncooked.

In fact, there would be no point in apple pie without custard.

Just dispense with the apple pie then

Apple pie is good. If served properly.

If we serve cream, it must be with fruit and , within the ethos of the pub, I suggest with cumquat.

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Dear lord, no spotted dick please. Yes, I'd love a Belgian beer please, mines a blonde

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By *aggoner OP Man
over a year ago

for a penny

"Dear lord, no spotted dick please. Yes, I'd love a Belgian beer please, mines a blonde"

Granted.

I understand your anguish.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

That classic Greek tipple Vergina Beer

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Big baps.

Doesn't work if you call them cobs, batches, barm cakes etc so we're going with baps. Deal with it.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Sausage with mustard mayo inside a bap. Call them titty wanks.

Stuffed kebabs

Cream stuffed tarts

Pickled walnuts

Stiff little fingers rum

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

Evening Landlady… can i get a pint of Knicker sniffer real ale

A shot of fanny batter vodka

And packet of wankers clitoris allsorts crisps please

Oh and one for yaself !

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

The COCKtail menu will feature mixed drinks called:

The Lynx Can

The Sky Remote

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