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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What can I do to make it worse?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

You bio doesn’t any have any capitals in. You’ve belittled nobody in it, it’s far to nice and appealing.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have mrs browns boys playing on the tv in the background

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've only said piss off, you haven't called anyone a cunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've only said piss off, you haven't called anyone a cunt "

That's not a word I use

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

You said you can travel, change that?

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By *ainbows_can_be_metal_tooCouple
over a year ago

Darlington

Your Sidney university statement isn't long or paranoid enough, plus you haven't put the thing down about fab being publicly traded, everyone knows that's what stops people from screenshoting your pics and using them for themselves

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By *m_hardMan
over a year ago

Swaffham

Your current profile is still far too good.

If your aim is to make it worse, I would add more Sydney Uni material; some people have a whole page of that rubbish and trust me people will skim over it.

You can set yourself to both unable to travel and unable to accommodate. It will cut out all except stalkers or the most desperate.

A picture of you, bare chested in bed while holding a large pet will really tank your chances.

As a final touch, you can break the spelling, making everything much harder to read.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Have you got a picture of you holding a large fish?

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By *ainbows_can_be_metal_tooCouple
over a year ago

Darlington

We need a dick pic only facing upwards so that your head is in it too, double chins and all.

Bonus points if you have it next to a travel sized lynx Africa trying to pass it off as a full sized one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the kinda profile that would attract me.

You need a list of demands, bang on about how you can lick for hours, fuck all night. Now that's the stuff of nightmares.

Oh make an attempt at a joke and add a heehee after it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the kinda profile that would attract me.

You need a list of demands, bang on about how you can lick for hours, fuck all night. Now that's the stuff of nightmares.

Oh make an attempt at a joke and add a heehee after it. "

I refuse to do Michael Jackson impressions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've only said piss off, you haven't called anyone a cunt

That's not a word I use "

Which word?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I had a bad one calling myself Grotbags and warts and stuff but you’ve pretty much condensed it , I might have to copy and paste onto mine if you haven’t put a copyright on it

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Put Lol in your heading somewhere

“Single but very sexy Lol”

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Have you said no stuck up women?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I noticed an unacceptable lack of “mmmmm”, maybe change that.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

You need a list of don't like/want. Oh and the background of your picture is too clean,you need a messy floor,even better if it's in a bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What can I do to make it worse? "

Nothing….it’s the worst one I’ve seen on here

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