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My mate fancies you... the The Gatekeeper made me do it edition

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Apparently we needed a new one because he said so.

So... grab your mates. Tell them your secret crushes. And get them to spill the beans (anonymously of course)

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

In again, will anyone pick me

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Just admit it, you didnt take much persuading Posh!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I really, really would like to know who likes my smile best. Please

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

We’re going again? If you insist NSP!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just admit it, you didnt take much persuading Posh! "

I just couldn't be doing with the constant moaning that he does

(He is gonna slap me for that one)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in again

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Happy to play again and would be more than happy to play postie and thank you OP for starting a new new topic xx

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

I'm in the mood for a it of fancying

Happy to be a mate to those that have a message to be delivered as well

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

He is a right rascal!

Hmm I’m in

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I've been off all afternoon. Now I'm back so...

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're not in. We're going to sleep.. aslong he doesn't tease me too much. But boobs for Mr would be great as he's up in 5hrs. Thank you. Good night.

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"We're not in. We're going to sleep.. aslong he doesn't tease me too much. But boobs for Mr would be great as he's up in 5hrs. Thank you. Good night.

F"

Tease her Mr TT

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

In and a willing postie!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Still in. Still postie.

Jx

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

That bastard

Ps I’m in a as and happy to play postie for NSP and others.

Ps others does not include cockandtequilaho xox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"That bastard

Ps I’m in a as and happy to play postie for NSP and others.

Ps others does not include cockandtequilaho xox"

Who dat?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"That bastard

Ps I’m in a as and happy to play postie for NSP and others.

Ps others does not include cockandtequilaho xox

Who dat? "

Your better sister

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Just admit it, you didnt take much persuading Posh!

I just couldn't be doing with the constant moaning that he does

(He is gonna slap me for that one)"

Only a gentle love tap in the bottom

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Just admit it, you didnt take much persuading Posh!

I just couldn't be doing with the constant moaning that he does

(He is gonna slap me for that one)"

And that's why you said it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can you please ask PrincessFifi where she’s been hiding and how have I only just stumbled across her profile?!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just admit it, you didnt take much persuading Posh!

I just couldn't be doing with the constant moaning that he does

(He is gonna slap me for that one)

And that's why you said it "

Shh.

(Yes)

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

My super sexy mate says...

Please tell The Gatekeeper I was hoping for more of a smacking than that

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m in for this thread again!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m in for this thread again! "

You're not allowed. Go change your profile picture and come back.

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By *omeoplaysMan
over a year ago

London / Hertfordshire

I’m in

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

In again still happy to be postie

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Could you tell yournextdistraction

She is still my distraction from last time from earlier today, later today and I dare say tomorrow xx

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I’m in for this thread again!

You're not allowed. Go change your profile picture and come back."

You love it though

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'll be postie until I go to bed

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m in for this thread again!

You're not allowed. Go change your profile picture and come back.

You love it though"

You're mean to me

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Snooker's finished, so I'm in. Happy to play postie if anyone needs one...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Please can you tell AMC his butt dimples are cute!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

A very cheeky monkey has message for Bellaseas:

You still owe me coffee, cake and a walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in again the last one was amazing. The ladies take a bow wow

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"My super sexy mate says...

Please tell The Gatekeeper I was hoping for more of a smacking than that "

that was just my introductory offer

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Curve your enthusiasm, your accent is as sexy as your bum. Can I have your voice in my ear and your bum on my face?

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Curve your enthusiasm, your accent is as sexy as your bum. Can I have your voice in my ear and your bum on my face?"

That made me laugh out loud!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My super sexy mate says...

Please tell The Gatekeeper I was hoping for more of a smacking than that

that was just my introductory offer "

We've been introduced. Let's get down to it

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

In for a bit

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I'm in for a while after a ling long day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you please ask PrincessFifi where she’s been hiding and how have I only just stumbled across her profile?!"

I’m not generally known for my hiding ability

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I was asked to say to Daizy...She maybe happy being postie, but I want to deliver my package to her

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

We don't get messages so I'll happily postie

Tinder x

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Please can you tell AMC his butt dimples are cute!"

Pahahaha! Oh my..

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Msg for Curve Your Enthusiasm from my sexy mate,

Can I interest you in a penis stuffed pain au chocolate for your birthday?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Hey Cede! My mate asked me to tell you that...

...your profile picture is doing things inside his trousers!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Hi Daisy, my mate has asked me to pass on that it's..

...always lovely to see the best boobs on FAB in the room, a delightful sight to cap off a bank Holiday weekend!

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Princess fifi someone wants you to ride their face like you are riding a rocking horse. Back n forth grinding

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Hi Daisy, my mate has asked me to pass on that it's..

...always lovely to see the best boobs on FAB in the room, a delightful sight to cap off a bank Holiday weekend!

"

Sorry, Daizy! Auto correct, innit.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Hey Cede! My mate asked me to tell you that...

...your profile picture is doing things inside his trousers!"

Oh my - we'll take them off then... But come here first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Princess fifi someone wants you to ride their face like you are riding a rocking horse. Back n forth grinding"

Can I wear my spurs and bring the crop ….

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Could you tell yournextdistraction

She is still my distraction from last time from earlier today, later today and I dare say tomorrow xx"

Better tell me in my dm's then

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Hi Daisy, my mate has asked me to pass on that it's..

...always lovely to see the best boobs on FAB in the room, a delightful sight to cap off a bank Holiday weekend!

Sorry, Daizy! Auto correct, innit."

No problem, and thanks whoever you are need to get yourself to specsavers tho!

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

can you ask YOLO if there is enough room in those shorts for fingers to slide under

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

princess fifi , a rather distinguished gentleman wishes for me to pass on his admiration about your pictures xx

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

My very sexy mate says....

Can you please tell Gatekeeper that I would also like more than a gentle tap please

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

One of the best couples on Fab says:

Please tell Tinder she already knows we fancy them!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Taps for everyone in who wants them

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I broke the rules a bit and messaged someone with a message directly

Sorry not sorry

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Taps for everyone in who wants them "

Where’s the queue?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tell YOLO he can ride me in a star-spangled rodeo if he sings Rhinestone Cowboy

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Go on then

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Go on then"

About time too!

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Msg for Curve Your Enthusiasm from my sexy mate,

Can I interest you in a penis stuffed pain au chocolate for your birthday? "

Always!!! If it's from a decent place though!

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

I'm in while Hades sets up for cams and cos I may be a little bit gin merry

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for bit

Till I go asleep

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Taps for everyone in who wants them

Where’s the queue? "

Wherever it starts, you’re at the back xox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"princess fifi , a rather distinguished gentleman wishes for me to pass on his admiration about your pictures xx"

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Hey Cede! A good mate, who happens to be one of Fab's finest, asked me to tell you...

...that he knew you were stunning, but having met you, you're even more beautiful in person!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Go on then

About time too!"

Hey I do things when I'm ready

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Taps for everyone in who wants them

Where’s the queue?

Wherever it starts, you’re at the back xox"

You are a sassy sasspot

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Late as fffk Again. But im in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Daizy Daizy give me your tits to chew, I'm so lazy I can't arsed to move

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

A true stunner has asked me to please tell Cherry I'd love to inflatable cock fight her again

I know I’d want front row seats if it goes down

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"A true stunner has asked me to please tell Cherry I'd love to inflatable cock fight her again

I know I’d want front row seats if it goes down "

I want to watch this too!

J

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Here we go, I'm in!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

PrincessFiFi...hear me now, a hot man I mean I would if I was that way inclined..

Wants you to know that .

The crop is standard spurs are mandatory. Jump me like she's jumping the grand national

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"A true stunner has asked me to please tell Cherry I'd love to inflatable cock fight her again

I know I’d want front row seats if it goes down "

You can tell your mate that my cock is hard and ready for her anytime!

Cherry x

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Oh Lordy Lou! Posh it’s for you!

Please tell that duuuurtyyyy bird Posh that as soon as my car is fixed, I will be visiting for a hhhottt cam sesh!

Ooooo will this be advertised when it will be happening as this will be sexy people central!

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

In for abit why not. Nice to see it back Posh haha

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Taps for everyone in who wants them "

I need some taps please sir

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can you please tell Cockntequilaho that she can try to disguise herself with a new username, but there's no fooling me. I'd spot my nemesis (and that biteable booty!) anywhere...

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"One of the best couples on Fab says:

Please tell Tinder she already knows we fancy them! "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh Lordy Lou! Posh it’s for you!

Please tell that duuuurtyyyy bird Posh that as soon as my car is fixed, I will be visiting for a hhhottt cam sesh!

Ooooo will this be advertised when it will be happening as this will be sexy people central! "

YES YES YES!

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Cockntequilaho, you’re hot and I want to wake up wrapped in your arms

Woooahhh! My fiiiit friend just sent this and belive me he was drooling!

Cherry x

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"A true stunner has asked me to please tell Cherry I'd love to inflatable cock fight her again

I know I’d want front row seats if it goes down

You can tell your mate that my cock is hard and ready for her anytime!

Cherry x "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Please tell PD that the bike shed fumble is still on offer

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Tell YOLO he can ride me in a star-spangled rodeo if he sings Rhinestone Cowboy "

Head over, I'm just tuning up

I've been walkin' these streets so long...

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"can you ask YOLO if there is enough room in those shorts for fingers to slide under "

It's snug, but fine if I wiggle a little. Warm hands only though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sexy man has asked me to post a message for Cockntequilaho

Can i interest you in a threes up; You vs two of your favourite nemeses

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Can you please tell Cockntequilaho that she can try to disguise herself with a new username, but there's no fooling me. I'd spot my nemesis (and that biteable booty!) anywhere..."

Oooooo I need to get better at disguises then but please slide into my dms only if you promise not to bite toooo hard

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Taps for everyone in who wants them

I need some taps please sir "

I’m feeling generous so everyone gets taps

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"This sexy man has asked me to post a message for Cockntequilaho

Can i interest you in a threes up; You vs two of your favourite nemeses "

Hehe I have made too many nemesis’s! Starting to think I might be the problem!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Please tell PD that the bike shed fumble is still on offer "

Are the lurkers still there? Some of them made me feel uncomfortable last time

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"This sexy man has asked me to post a message for Cockntequilaho

Can i interest you in a threes up; You vs two of your favourite nemeses

Hehe I have made too many nemesis’s! Starting to think I might be the problem! "

I could have told you that (and I probably did)

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Cockntequilaho, you’re hot and I want to wake up wrapped in your arms

Woooahhh! My fiiiit friend just sent this and belive me he was drooling!

Cherry x "

Ooooo yes please! Aw I would absolutely love to be in someone’s arms right now so this is perfect timing! Please arrange to come and meet me (and reveal yourself! )

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Last thread closed before I got back so thank you mystery people for the messages

I can play postie for a bit

Em x

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm so late to the party... But I'm in if we're still going

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Message for Cockntequilaho

Can you tell Cockntequilaho that i won't be such a gentleman next time.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Message for Cockntequilaho

Can you tell Cockntequilaho that i won't be such a gentleman next time. "

Oooooo that’s sounds like fun

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

My sexy mate with the dulcet tones has said

Please tell TryingItOut I'd happily try him out

Damn!

Cherry x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Please tell PD that the bike shed fumble is still on offer

Are the lurkers still there? Some of them made me feel uncomfortable last time "

Yes, it's a new secluded location. I mean... oops

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

A message from TeaMonkey from a sexy stranger:

Can you tell Tea Monkey that it will be breakfast in his bed only until it's safe to be out in public!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Davina! My sexy mate want to ask if she can come along when you meet Jennie

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can you please tell Daizy that I may not be Mads Mikkelsen, but I'll have some mad fun with her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last thread closed before I got back so thank you mystery people for the messages

I can play postie for a bit

Em x"

No worries

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Please tell PD that the bike shed fumble is still on offer

Are the lurkers still there? Some of them made me feel uncomfortable last time

Yes, it's a new secluded location. I mean... oops "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As there is no love for wonko

Out

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Last thread closed before I got back so thank you mystery people for the messages

I can play postie for a bit

Em x

No worries "

Were you the scarf or body comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot to say in again

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales


"My sexy mate with the dulcet tones has said

Please tell TryingItOut I'd happily try him out

Damn!

Cherry x "

But what to ‘try’ first. That’s the question

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I'm in to play postie if needed.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Message for _ede

I am sure there are other thinks I could do that would keep you blushing

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I'm in. Can be postie for people I've messaged with before x

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By *lcoupleneCouple
over a year ago

morpeth

We’re in

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Davina! My sexy mate want to ask if she can come along when you meet Jennie "

Well, my goodness! Could she handle the flying fur? It could be dangerous! I take no responsibility for her safety.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Heads up you charming man Ambassador hope you’re listening!

Tell The Ambassador he is never late. I'd wait forever for him anyway. And pretty much already have

Oooooft if this isn’t a sexy offer from a sexy lady oh la la you best get a move on mr!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

My hot mate asked me to pass this along....

Please tell JessicaGrace that I'll only fancy her once she ticks the next thing off her to-do list

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Message from a friend for the gorgeous Posh

Notsoposh has the nicest green eyes. She looks incredible x

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Message for _ede

I am sure there are other thinks I could do that would keep you blushing"

Please tell me more

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"My hot mate asked me to pass this along....

Please tell JessicaGrace that I'll only fancy her once she ticks the next thing off her to-do list "

I'm tiiiiiired. Fine I'll go take my make up off. Spoil sports.

(Thanks xx)

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Can you please tell Daizy that I may not be Mads Mikkelsen, but I'll have some mad fun with her!"

Thanks, like what you did there!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Message from a friend for the gorgeous Posh

Notsoposh has the nicest green eyes. She looks incredible x"

She looks proper tired right now...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"My hot mate asked me to pass this along....

Please tell JessicaGrace that I'll only fancy her once she ticks the next thing off her to-do list

I'm tiiiiiired. Fine I'll go take my make up off. Spoil sports.

(Thanks xx)"

You look just as hot without your make up.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I think my messages are really obvious. Next time I'm going to be all mysterious and seductive!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I think my messages are really obvious. Next time I'm going to be all mysterious and seductive!"

Nah - we like you as you are. Just naked next time

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

From a beauty

can you please tell PD that if he ever needs help drying off I'll hold the towel

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"From a beauty

can you please tell PD that if he ever needs help drying off I'll hold the towel

"

Will you give me a blow dry?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Please tell YOLO:

I'd like to grab one of his buttocks in each hand and squeeze until he's begging for mercy. Then he can make me beg for mercy...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I think my messages are really obvious. Next time I'm going to be all mysterious and seductive!

Nah - we like you as you are. Just naked next time "

Yeah, why get all mysterious and seductive now?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I think my messages are really obvious. Next time I'm going to be all mysterious and seductive!

Nah - we like you as you are. Just naked next time "

I actually have a naked pic. I've just not plucked up the courage to take it out of private yet. I don't think fab needs me singing and naked both on the same day.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I think my messages are really obvious. Next time I'm going to be all mysterious and seductive!

Nah - we like you as you are. Just naked next time

I actually have a naked pic. I've just not plucked up the courage to take it out of private yet. I don't think fab needs me singing and naked both on the same day. "

Thursday. That's the day!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I think my messages are really obvious. Next time I'm going to be all mysterious and seductive!

Nah - we like you as you are. Just naked next time

I actually have a naked pic. I've just not plucked up the courage to take it out of private yet. I don't think fab needs me singing and naked both on the same day. "

If it's that one, you know the one

Just upload it

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I think my messages are really obvious. Next time I'm going to be all mysterious and seductive!

Nah - we like you as you are. Just naked next time

I actually have a naked pic. I've just not plucked up the courage to take it out of private yet. I don't think fab needs me singing and naked both on the same day.

If it's that one, you know the one

Just upload it "

No because you haven't sent me a message on this thread. I am not being naked for people who don't fancy me.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"I think my messages are really obvious. Next time I'm going to be all mysterious and seductive!

Nah - we like you as you are. Just naked next time

I actually have a naked pic. I've just not plucked up the courage to take it out of private yet. I don't think fab needs me singing and naked both on the same day. "

If I can do naked I'm sure you can too! And ppffftt don't be silly

Tinder

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I think my messages are really obvious. Next time I'm going to be all mysterious and seductive!

Nah - we like you as you are. Just naked next time

I actually have a naked pic. I've just not plucked up the courage to take it out of private yet. I don't think fab needs me singing and naked both on the same day.

If it's that one, you know the one

Just upload it

No because you haven't sent me a message on this thread. I am not being naked for people who don't fancy me."

But you know I fancy you, I don't like the tone of your voice young lady

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Hey Seducing_Em, my mate just asked me to pass on that...

...it may be a long way to Tipperary but he's got a full tank of fuel and his engine is revving...!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I think my messages are really obvious. Next time I'm going to be all mysterious and seductive!

Nah - we like you as you are. Just naked next time

Yeah, why get all mysterious and seductive now? "

Thanks D I'm need to make another post on the why I'm a shit fabber thread

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"My hot mate asked me to pass this along....

Please tell JessicaGrace that I'll only fancy her once she ticks the next thing off her to-do list

I'm tiiiiiired. Fine I'll go take my make up off. Spoil sports.

(Thanks xx)

You look just as hot without your make up. "

I'm clean

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I think my messages are really obvious. Next time I'm going to be all mysterious and seductive!

Nah - we like you as you are. Just naked next time

Yeah, why get all mysterious and seductive now?

Thanks D I'm need to make another post on the why I'm a shit fabber thread "

So do I after making that comment

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I think my messages are really obvious. Next time I'm going to be all mysterious and seductive!

Nah - we like you as you are. Just naked next time

I actually have a naked pic. I've just not plucked up the courage to take it out of private yet. I don't think fab needs me singing and naked both on the same day.

If it's that one, you know the one

Just upload it

No because you haven't sent me a message on this thread. I am not being naked for people who don't fancy me."

Uhhh excuse me - hi! I fancy you

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"My hot mate asked me to pass this along....

Please tell JessicaGrace that I'll only fancy her once she ticks the next thing off her to-do list

I'm tiiiiiired. Fine I'll go take my make up off. Spoil sports.

(Thanks xx)

You look just as hot without your make up.

I'm clean "

In body and mind?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"But you know I fancy you, I don't like the tone of your voice young lady "

But, but... this thread. It's the way it works.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Hey Seducing_Em, my mate just asked me to pass on that...

...it may be a long way to Tipperary but he's got a full tank of fuel and his engine is revving...!"

Tell him don't drive too fast ,there's always speed vans on the road out of rosslare

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"But you know I fancy you, I don't like the tone of your voice young lady

But, but... this thread. It's the way it works. "

No, you don't post your own message, that's how it works

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm extremely late but a lovely lady has asked me to post this:

Please tell PixieAndHerKing that I wanna snog both their faces

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I think my messages are really obvious. Next time I'm going to be all mysterious and seductive!

Nah - we like you as you are. Just naked next time

I actually have a naked pic. I've just not plucked up the courage to take it out of private yet. I don't think fab needs me singing and naked both on the same day.

If it's that one, you know the one

Just upload it

No because you haven't sent me a message on this thread. I am not being naked for people who don't fancy me.

Uhhh excuse me - hi! I fancy you "

Not anymore!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can you tell Julie and beef I've admired them from afar and glad today we're talking x

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

A message for _ede from a mighty fine man:

Can you please tell the lovely Cede to hold me in her arms, wrap her legs round me and take me to paradise

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"My hot mate asked me to pass this along....

Please tell JessicaGrace that I'll only fancy her once she ticks the next thing off her to-do list

I'm tiiiiiired. Fine I'll go take my make up off. Spoil sports.

(Thanks xx)

You look just as hot without your make up.

I'm clean

In body and mind? "

Errrr...

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Please tell YOLO:

I'd like to grab one of his buttocks in each hand and squeeze until he's begging for mercy. Then he can make me beg for mercy... "

My heart is in your hands. Oh, sorry, correction: my bum is in your hands. I'll do my best to take care of the rest.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Can you tell Julie and beef I've admired them from afar and glad today we're talking x"

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Get naked. Break the thread

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Get naked. Break the thread "

Is anyone surprised?? LOOK AT YOU

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Get naked. Break the thread "

Everyone is too busy erm... admiring your pic. Yes that's it, admiring!

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By *yesbeenopened2Couple
over a year ago

Rugby

In.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

YOLO sorry for the delay!! Bad postie! But a very hot mate wants to say that those thighs would look perfect between mine

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By *anson44Man
over a year ago

bristol

I’m in

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Get naked. Break the thread "

Holy hell Julie

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Get naked. Break the thread "

I'm naked as well

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A message from TeaMonkey from a sexy stranger:

Can you tell Tea Monkey that it will be breakfast in his bed only until it's safe to be out in public!"

Deal. I’m not upset though, if it means you wake up in my bed

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Get naked. Break the thread "

Well I’m naked… what am I supposed to do next?

I’m new here

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"A message for _ede from a mighty fine man:

Can you please tell the lovely Cede to hold me in her arms, wrap her legs round me and take me to paradise"

I would certainly try

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Message from a very hot couple who should be wearing sunscreen which so much skin out:

"Hiya, please can you tell yournextdistraction.

I hope we can share a cheeky snog with that drink in Manchester next month"

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"My hot mate asked me to pass this along....

Please tell JessicaGrace that I'll only fancy her once she ticks the next thing off her to-do list

I'm tiiiiiired. Fine I'll go take my make up off. Spoil sports.

(Thanks xx)

You look just as hot without your make up.

I'm clean

In body and mind?

Errrr..."

Good - here's more wine

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"My hot mate asked me to pass this along....

Please tell JessicaGrace that I'll only fancy her once she ticks the next thing off her to-do list

I'm tiiiiiired. Fine I'll go take my make up off. Spoil sports.

(Thanks xx)

You look just as hot without your make up.

I'm clean

In body and mind?

Errrr...

Good - here's more wine "

Woohoo!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"Get naked. Break the thread "

Woo hoo! You go girl!!

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Get naked. Break the thread

I'm naked as well "

So you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late?

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