FabSwingers.com forum: I am a rubbish fabber because..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My names Ms Wyld and I am a lazy fabber.

I rarely look at or send winks.

I'm rubbish at messaging.

I waste all my time on the forum rather than flirting with people closer to home who might actually want to have sex with me.

What makes you a rubbish fabber?

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

"My names Ms Wyld and I am a lazy fabber.

I rarely look at or send winks.

I'm rubbish at messaging.

I waste all my time on the forum rather than flirting with people closer to home who might actually want to have sex with me.

What makes you a rubbish fabber? "

All of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a total catfish and i don't even like sex.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"My names Ms Wyld and I am a lazy fabber.

I rarely look at or send winks.

I'm rubbish at messaging.

I waste all my time on the forum rather than flirting with people closer to home who might actually want to have sex with me.

What makes you a rubbish fabber?

All of the above "

Yup. All the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My names Ms Wyld and I am a lazy fabber.

I rarely look at or send winks.

I'm rubbish at messaging.

I waste all my time on the forum rather than flirting with people closer to home who might actually want to have sex with me.

What makes you a rubbish fabber? "

All of this ^

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"I'm a total catfish and i don't even like sex.

But you do post fab photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My names Ms W—- oody and I am a lazy fabber.

I rarely look at or send winks…

I'm rubbish at messaging.

I waste all my time on the forum rather than flirting with people closer to home who might actually want to have sex with me.

What makes you a rubbish fabber? "

Borrowed yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a total catfish and i don't even like sex.

But you do post fab photos

This is what a catfish does is it not?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Because I'm so unlikely to actually want to meet anyone, let alone do the sex with them, that I absolutely shouldn't be on here.

I just like playing in the forum. And making friends.

And very, very occasionally wanting the sex with friends. Very occasionally. I want the sex at the moment though.

Maybe we should join "shitswingers"?

Actually, no... that probably would be something else

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

You are all called Wyld?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a lazy fabber because I don’t message women I don’t send dick pics with can of lynk or sky remote

I only message when messaged

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I can’t remember the last time I searched for and messaged local people. I’ve never been to a social and spend my entire time and energy larking around in the Lounge.

BUT - that’s the little piece of Fab I like. I contribute in my own little way and I take enjoyment from that. So, I think I am a good Fabber because I give more than I take. I don’t think it has to be about meeting people to make the sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an awesome fabber! It's all the other people who don't want to shag me who are rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're only here for the free cake.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

I haven’t met anyone from Fab in 3 years.

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Because I'm so unlikely to actually want to meet anyone, let alone do the sex with them, that I absolutely shouldn't be on here.

I just like playing in the forum. And making friends.

And very, very occasionally wanting the sex with friends. Very occasionally. I want the sex at the moment though.

Maybe we should join "shitswingers"?

Actually, no... that probably would be something else

You make me laugh NSP!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hi everyone * does a little nervous wave *

My name's Meli and I'm a rubbish fabber. It took me a few months to come to terms with it, you know?

Even now, it doesn't feel like it's me, like I'm having an out of body experience watching some other woman fail to reply to messages even if they're funny and lovely.

I realised I might have a problem when I started going on socials with people. They soon became dates. And the next thing you know, it's midnight and their cock hasn't been inside me but we've snogged each other's faces off.

My lowest moment? When I started shuddering at the word 'meet. I knew I needed help then.

So yeah. Hi. My name's Meli and I'm a bad fabber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, to be a good fab we, do the exact opposite of what we are doing? Is that what we are saying?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Because I'm so unlikely to actually want to meet anyone, let alone do the sex with them, that I absolutely shouldn't be on here.

I just like playing in the forum. And making friends.

And very, very occasionally wanting the sex with friends. Very occasionally. I want the sex at the moment though.

Maybe we should join "shitswingers"?

Actually, no... that probably would be something else

Yes this. And also, we won't meet locally because that's too close to home but we also have practically no childcare passes left to meet further away.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

What makes a good fabber then?

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

I'm a rubbish fabber because I'm awful at pushing to meet after exchanging messages so it ends up fizzling out to nothing

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm a bad fabber as I know longer meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes a good fabber then?"

People that don't use the forums.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

im just rubbish at messaging..

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm a rubbish fabber because I lost my sex drive a while ago, and despite checking the back of the sofa, I still haven't found it. So I don't want to do the sex with anyone at the moment.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I'm a crap fabber cause I look at winks and get too shy to wink back at the ones I like, I'm crap at messaging as I end up being too nervous to say let's meet I end up friend zoning myself or just making a massive twonk of myself

Lord knows how I've managed to have any meets

Tinder

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"What makes a good fabber then?

People that don't use the forums."

Rude. Accurate... but rude

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By *ddictedToLoveMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I’m a rubbish fabber because I message too many people. Sometimes they don’t respond so I think maybe I said the wrong thing.. so I message again because I don’t wanna mess it up.. then that’s worst.

Even if I did get a meet, I’d be too nervous and disappoint them.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Maybe it's the lounge, are the swinger's chat crew better at the deed. I never go over there to find out.

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

I'm a rubbish fanber because I'm an external optimist

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I basically don't meet, but I exist so people look at my profile. I don't even have any public pictures. Shun. Shun

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By *ea wangMan
over a year ago

scunthorpe

Being a guy who doesn't accommodate and everyone jumps to wrong conclusion about your status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My names Ms Wyld and I am a lazy fabber.

I rarely look at or send winks.

I'm rubbish at messaging.

I waste all my time on the forum rather than flirting with people closer to home who might actually want to have sex with me.

What makes you a rubbish fabber? "

All of the above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Based on my experience here I am rubbish because I'm a single male :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know where the majority of the best parties and have no time to attend.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

"Being a guy who doesn't accommodate and everyone jumps to wrong conclusion about your status"

People forget that some folk live a life of danger and need a bit of space to rest their SAS feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes a good fabber then?

People that don't use the forums.

Rude. Accurate... but rude"

But accurate.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"I'm a total catfish and i don't even like sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m only hear for boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a crap fabber because I forget winks exist and don't look at them. Yet I sometimes send them.

And I'm utterly crap at replying to people on messages that I do actually want to talk to.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I literally don't have the time to list sll the ways I'm awful at Fab, but a few would be:

1) I work insane hours - and days, AND have a young son, so it would be easier to meet an oil-rig worker, or someone on active service in the Falklands.

2) I genuinely don't have 'a type', which is incredibly frustrating for people who assume I'm being kind/disingenuous/have no standards/am desperate.

3) I pretty much NEVER make the first move, message new people, or ever notice anyone is flirting with me.

4) I'm old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're only here for the free cake.

There’s free cake?????

This is why I’m a rubbish fabber….didn’t even know

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

4) I'm old."

Assuming you're being honest about your age, then that was just mean

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

4) I'm old.

Assuming you're being honest about your age, then that was just mean

I said I am old, not that all people my age are old! I was also old 20 years ago.

I suspect you have the kind of soul that will be delightfully youthful at 90.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm cornish and I'm a bad fabber because...

I want everything to be perfect with every forum post, every message and every pic that in my eyes it never is so I always feel like my fabee(??) Never gets the proper me and that hampers everything before it starts

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

4) I'm old.

Assuming you're being honest about your age, then that was just mean

I said I am old, not that all people my age are old! I was also old 20 years ago.

I suspect you have the kind of soul that will be delightfully youthful at 90.

I think the expression is "I have an old soul".

People said that about me when I was a toddler

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I thought of another reason. I'm more excited about meeting friends we've made here than sexy meets!

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"What makes a good fabber then?

People that don't use the forums."

That's me screwed then,and not in a good way.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'm an awesome fabber! It's all the other people who don't want to shag me who are rubbish

What about those of us who kinda maybe do want to shag you? Erm … asking for a friend, obviously.

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I just realised this isn't about swing music!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an awesome fabber! It's all the other people who don't want to shag me who are rubbish

What about those of us who kinda maybe do want to shag you? Erm … asking for a friend, obviously."

I’m that friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a bad fabber because I enjoy sex with my hubby more than with anyone else x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

4) I'm old.

Assuming you're being honest about your age, then that was just mean

I said I am old, not that all people my age are old! I was also old 20 years ago.

I suspect you have the kind of soul that will be delightfully youthful at 90.

That's a lovely thing to say. Thank you

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I'm retired from the scene and not looking to meet. By all rights I shouldn't be here, yet I am

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.

We’re rubbish cos we need a good connection before we fuck

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Being a guy who doesn't accommodate and everyone jumps to wrong conclusion about your status"

How does it feel to be cheating scum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My names Ms Wyld and I am a lazy fabber.

I rarely look at or send winks.

I'm rubbish at messaging.

I waste all my time on the forum rather than flirting with people closer to home who might actually want to have sex with me.

What makes you a rubbish fabber?

All of this ^ "

No, not all of this, because you couldn't be bothered to make up your own

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yay, I'm so glad it's not just me!

I love this little corner of Fab

Where it's totally acceptable to hang out and waffle about feelings and stuff as well as sex.

Its the reason I always venture back on here.

You are all awesome fabbers

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By *am101aMan
over a year ago

swad

I've never had a meet!

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

Because I never finish anything I've

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm retired from the scene and not looking to meet. By all rights I shouldn't be here, yet I am

Hey stranger! How are you? I was proudly showing someone a beautiful picture you drew of me on my last fab adventure (Sinderella)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a bad fabber because I enjoy sex with my hubby more than with anyone else x"

That's not a bad thing at all is it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re rubbish cos we need a good connection before we fuck"

I dont see that as a bad thing

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hi. My name’s [redacted] and I’m a fabaholic.

I feel like I’ve always been here, one way or another. But that it’s not really a problem. Y’know? I can check out anytime I want to. I just … don’t want to.

I lost my virginity at a teenage party with another girl watching. The second time I had sex was with two girls at once. I was always going to end up a swinger, whether I wanted it or not. But 30 years later I’m still in control, right? I can stop anytime. I just don’t want to.

I used to be a light user. Recreational. Y’know? Just every now and then. Dipping in. Checking the local updates. The ‘meet now’ requests. Always hopeful, never really getting much.

I started to go to clubs. Meet people there. Got a bit social, y’know? But it was still just a bit on the side. A little fun now and then. Nothing serious.

But … then I found the forums. You all know what I’m saying. The good stuff. That sweet, sweet timesink. I realised I was here every day. Making friends I might never even meet. Flirting day in, day out. Sending winks. Actual messages! And meeting people, too. Having mind blowing, incredible sex with some of them.

Erm …

*cough*

Sorry, what was the question again?

Oh. Yes. I’m a terrible fabber because I hang out in here making friends and I only actually sleep with a few of them.

Hang on, no. That’s what I *like* about this place. I’m actually doing quite well at this lark. I think.

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

Because we're hidden... Got a shit load going on atm and don't have enough energy for a third, fourth, etc..

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Cba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My names Ms Wyld and I am a lazy fabber.

I rarely look at or send winks.

I'm rubbish at messaging.

I waste all my time on the forum rather than flirting with people closer to home who might actually want to have sex with me.

What makes you a rubbish fabber? "

Its the Age of Addiction and kicks from pings. Where will it all actually be in 5yrs from now? The whole movement,our decisions view meeting,non meeting etc.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'm retired from the scene and not looking to meet. By all rights I shouldn't be here, yet I am

Hey stranger! How are you? I was proudly showing someone a beautiful picture you drew of me on my last fab adventure (Sinderella) "

I remember and was quite happy with the result. Glad you were as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My names Ms Wyld and I am a lazy fabber.

I rarely look at or send winks.

I'm rubbish at messaging.

I waste all my time on the forum rather than flirting with people closer to home who might actually want to have sex with me.

What makes you a rubbish fabber?

Its the Age of Addiction and kicks from pings. Where will it all actually be in 5yrs from now? The whole movement,our decisions view meeting,non meeting etc. "

I'll possibly still be here being a rubbish fabber

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because we're hidden... Got a shit load going on atm and don't have enough energy for a third, fourth, etc..

But still the most gorgeous avatar picture.

Hope you are both OK x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My names Ms Wyld and I am a lazy fabber.

I rarely look at or send winks.

I'm rubbish at messaging.

I waste all my time on the forum rather than flirting with people closer to home who might actually want to have sex with me.

What makes you a rubbish fabber?

Its the Age of Addiction and kicks from pings. Where will it all actually be in 5yrs from now? The whole movement,our decisions view meeting,non meeting etc.

I'll possibly still be here being a rubbish fabber

"
your Fav word "rubbish fabber " for 2023? Then!! Lol

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

My desires and feeling fluctuate and I am very open.

I think some people find that hard to comprehend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My names Ms Wyld and I am a lazy fabber.

I rarely look at or send winks.

I'm rubbish at messaging.

I waste all my time on the forum rather than flirting with people closer to home who might actually want to have sex with me.

What makes you a rubbish fabber?

All of this ^

No, not all of this, because you couldn't be bothered to make up your own

Don’t shame me!!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"What makes a good fabber then?

People that don't use the forums."

I am definitely a rubbish fabber then!

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"We’re rubbish cos we need a good connection before we fuck"

Don't see anything wrong with that, I'm exactly the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My desires and feeling fluctuate and I am very open.

I think some people find that hard to comprehend."

How can anybody tell,from being online.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Erm …

*cough*

Sorry, what was the question again?

Oh. Yes. I’m a terrible fabber because I hang out in here making friends and I only actually sleep with a few of them.

Hang on, no. That’s what I *like* about this place. I’m actually doing quite well at this lark. I think."

I think you're quite good at it too

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I think you're quite good at it too

That’s the mind blowing, incredible sex clouding your judgement …

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you're quite good at it too

That’s the mind blowing, incredible sex clouding your judgement …

Possibly but I'm OK with that.

Actually you're good at it because you do that only quoting bits of threads thing and I don't know how to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an awesome fabber! It's all the other people who don't want to shag me who are rubbish

What about those of us who kinda maybe do want to shag you? Erm … asking for a friend, obviously.

I’m that friend "

Haha joking, I'm 100% rubbish because I've completely lost the horn and can't be bothered trying to get it back! But I'll be sure to update you both if it turns up

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"My names Ms Wyld and I am a lazy fabber.

I rarely look at or send winks.

I'm rubbish at messaging.

I waste all my time on the forum rather than flirting with people closer to home who might actually want to have sex with me.

What makes you a rubbish fabber? "

Actually all of this

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Actually you're good at it because you do that only quoting bits of threads thing and I don't know how to

I’ll show you sometime.

First you have you put your fingers just … *here*.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I'm rubbish because I am rubbish at everything....thou I suppose I am good at being consistent... consistently rubbish...

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Hi, I’m Dee and it’s not even my real name.

Between my work and caring responsibilities I’m literally house bound and sometimes I can’t even get out to buy milk, not to mention meeting someone for an actual sex.

I’m also very confused about the whole sex thing and I have no idea what I’m doing!

So yes, count me in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi, I’m Dee and it’s not even my real name.

Between my work and caring responsibilities I’m literally house bound and sometimes I can’t even get out to buy milk, not to mention meeting someone for an actual sex.

I’m also very confused about the whole sex thing and I have no idea what I’m doing!

So yes, count me in

Apparently it's all about fingerblasting

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By *elsbells2011Couple
over a year ago

fife

We are rubbish because we know exactly what we want. No point settling for less. If we meet we meet if we don’t then no great loss. Fab is full of some very sensitive souls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm rubbish because I am rubbish at everything....thou I suppose I am good at being consistent... consistently rubbish...

Aww I bet you're not

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By *agic tongue mike.Man
over a year ago

Canterbury

I can second that. Lol. X

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Hi, I’m Dee and it’s not even my real name.

Between my work and caring responsibilities I’m literally house bound and sometimes I can’t even get out to buy milk, not to mention meeting someone for an actual sex.

I’m also very confused about the whole sex thing and I have no idea what I’m doing!

So yes, count me in

Apparently it's all about fingerblasting

That explains a LOT. I have also learned today what a hairy growler was and I’m not the same person anymore

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I’m also very confused about the whole sex thing and I have no idea what I’m doing! "

^ Do not believe a word of this. Not. One. Word.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually you're good at it because you do that only quoting bits of threads thing and I don't know how to

I’ll show you sometime.

First you have you put your fingers just … *here*."

You know I'm never going to learn anything if I get distracted by that

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm a rubbish fabber because I'm not actually meeting anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that I am wonko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My names Ms Wyld and I am a lazy fabber.

I rarely look at or send winks.

I'm rubbish at messaging.

I waste all my time on the forum rather than flirting with people closer to home who might actually want to have sex with me.

What makes you a rubbish fabber?

All of this ^

No, not all of this, because you couldn't be bothered to make up your own

Don’t shame me!!

SHAME *rings bell* SHAME *rings bell* SHAME

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm taking it that you are all a little bit Wyld. I like that

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

I'm not meeting anyone,I'm only here for the lounge, and everyone is a million miles away or too young

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I am also rubbish because I'm shy about being naked on fab

I was kind of dared into this profile pic.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Oh and I'm rubbish at being mysterious and seductive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I am a a American

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a rubbish fabber cause I rock the freindzone!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I am a rubbish fabber because I’m a total fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are rubbish Fabbers because - we don’t message often at all.

We have not even completely decided we want to swing , but that’s because we got hassled and pushed by supposed friends recently. (Whole story there but not for this thread)

That coupled with horrible messages towards us took us straight to the whole are we doing the right thing.

I have videos of us we are not decided if we should put on.

We still haven’t added pic of me (R) to our profile even though I’ve said two times I would do.

I panic and waffle stupid crap in some messages .

I’m sure there is more , but that’s the main ones.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Yeah the forum thing, too much time here. And sometimes I neglect my messages for a bit as I'm not always in the headspace of messaging.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm a rubbish fabber because I can't resist taking the piss out of nice fabbers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I am a a American

Some of my best friends are American, and I particularly like Americans who travel abroad, cos they are less likely to be gun totting, pro-life, maga freaks.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"My desires and feeling fluctuate and I am very open.

I think some people find that hard to comprehend.

How can anybody tell,from being online. "

Some people think they can

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By *amhorniestMan
over a year ago

Surrey

"Because I'm so unlikely to actually want to meet anyone, let alone do the sex with them, that I absolutely shouldn't be on here.

I just like playing in the forum. And making friends.

And very, very occasionally wanting the sex with friends. Very occasionally. I want the sex at the moment though.

Maybe we should join "shitswingers"?

Actually, no... that probably would be something else

Ha ha

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By *amhorniestMan
over a year ago

Surrey

Rubbish fabber here too ...

I started with good intentions

But found a lot of very serious profiles with lots of do's and don'ts and rules..they almost sound angry !

Where I thought this was all about fun.

So just play the games now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a rubbish fabber cos I tend to respond to messages in the same flippant manner to my approach to posting in the lounge, if i get verified an ex gets all jealous and asks loads of questions and can be aggressive to the person I met, and finally I tend to like certain Fabbers but would never meet them for fear of ruining the image I have of them (and the fact I'm outside their age range and they are well out of my league)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm perhaps not the worst fabber but it's always me that's discussed when people discuss their worst ever meets

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By *leepyEyedJayMan
over a year ago

Toronto

I paid to be a site supporter once only to find out all the horny people who read their messages are in Newfoundland and Labrador

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By *as2cheatMan
over a year ago

harrow

No one will believe this I do t even believe it , I had an invite to go eat pussy from a woman that only like black guys , but I’d just ordered food when she messaged so had to decline , I’m fucking gutted !! She was thick and so dam hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My names Ms Wyld and I am a lazy fabber.

I rarely look at or send winks.

I'm rubbish at messaging.

I waste all my time on the forum rather than flirting with people closer to home who might actually want to have sex with me.

What makes you a rubbish fabber?

All of the above

Yup. All the above "

If it wasn't for the forums then I wouldn't be here at all.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"What makes you a rubbish fabber?"

I don't look like Alice

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I only bother with the forums.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm a single male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only bother with the forums.

The mr "

Same. But even here I just don’t take it seriously.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I only bother with the forums.

The mr

Same. But even here I just don’t take it seriously.

Me too, I try to take things seriously I really do, but I just can’t.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only bother with the forums.

The mr

Same. But even here I just don’t take it seriously.

Me too, I try to take things seriously I really do, but I just can’t.

The mr "

Wait, people take them seriously?

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

"Because we're hidden... Got a shit load going on atm and don't have enough energy for a third, fourth, etc..

But still the most gorgeous avatar picture.

Hope you are both OK x"

Why thank you again! We're moving in together, eek, excited!!! just had offer accepted and sooo much to sort.. Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only bother with the forums.

The mr

Same. But even here I just don’t take it seriously.

Me too, I try to take things seriously I really do, but I just can’t.

The mr

Wait, people take them seriously?

Are we supposed to do that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because we're hidden... Got a shit load going on atm and don't have enough energy for a third, fourth, etc..

But still the most gorgeous avatar picture.

Hope you are both OK x

Why thank you again! We're moving in together, eek, excited!!! just had offer accepted and sooo much to sort.. Mrs x"
congratulations!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only bother with the forums.

The mr

Same. But even here I just don’t take it seriously.

Me too, I try to take things seriously I really do, but I just can’t.

The mr

Wait, people take them seriously?

Are we supposed to do that? "

I think so? Don't quote me on it I'm only new to the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a rubbish fabber because I lost my sex drive a while ago, and despite checking the back of the sofa, I still haven't found it. So I don't want to do the sex with anyone at the moment. "

This.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I only bother with the forums.

The mr

Same. But even here I just don’t take it seriously.

Me too, I try to take things seriously I really do, but I just can’t.

The mr

Wait, people take them seriously?

Are we supposed to do that?

I think so? Don't quote me on it I'm only new to the forums

We should send Karen to go and speak to the manager. She’ll get the answers we need.

The mr

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I haven't sent a message in 3 years.

I haven't ammended my profile in that same period.

I never look at winks or send them.

Last time I looked at them I had some going back to the beginning of last year that I had never seen.

My mojo fucked off 18 months ago and is currently traveling the world without me.

I just can't be arsed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only bother with the forums.

The mr

Same. But even here I just don’t take it seriously.

Me too, I try to take things seriously I really do, but I just can’t.

The mr

Wait, people take them seriously?

Are we supposed to do that?

I think so? Don't quote me on it I'm only new to the forums

We should send Karen to go and speak to the manager. She’ll get the answers we need.

The mr "

KAREN! *Louder* KAREN!!! we need your help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We always look for verifications but how can guys get verifications if people only…..etc.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I only bother with the forums.

The mr

Same. But even here I just don’t take it seriously.

Me too, I try to take things seriously I really do, but I just can’t.

The mr

Wait, people take them seriously?

Are we supposed to do that?

I think so? Don't quote me on it I'm only new to the forums

"
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Someone even gave me a roll eyes yesterday.

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

I look like Plug apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only bother with the forums.

The mr

Same. But even here I just don’t take it seriously.

Me too, I try to take things seriously I really do, but I just can’t.

The mr

Wait, people take them seriously?

Are we supposed to do that?

I think so? Don't quote me on it I'm only new to the forums

Someone even gave me a roll eyes yesterday. "

no way?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone isn't local I just delete their message..

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I'm a rubbish fabber because I don't meet too close to home and kids make it difficult to meet further away.

I love women but I have a smart mouth and apparently masculine energy because I scare them off and they think I'm P.

I spend most of my time on the forums flirting with people really far away or in a whole other bloody country.

I'm bad at keeping up with messages because I'm usually distracted by the forum and said far away people.

The list could go on but nobody has time for an essay,

Em x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I get more fun out of flirting and teasing than out of meeting. I'm not meeting anyway.

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I hate the word “play” with every fibre of my being.

(No idea why - I’ve tried to overcome this, honest!)

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

My mom says I'm a great fabber, bit she also sent me to boarding school so I don't believe her...why I'm declaring I'm a shit fabber,

Plus I'm a dick

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'm just daft and don't take things seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I have a busy work life then I’m too tired to even look at looking for a meet

Really can’t be arsed at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really wink, message or interact with anyone outside the forums

I just wait for people to message me

Then invariably delete the message as they have nothing to say or what they say doesn't interest me

More often than not I am just left thinking "bore off"

I fear I am too long in the teeth and too cynical for "the game" now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I have a busy work life then I’m too tired to even look at looking for a meet

Really can’t be arsed at times

Snaaaap

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"If someone isn't local I just delete their message..

I've searched Rightmove high and low for properties in slutsville...

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

I’m a rubbish fabber because, as a single male, I don’t message first and rather inconsistent with meets.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Because I would never be arsed to be arranging something every weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because the word "fun" just makes me cringe. I'm not five.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a rubbish fabber for oh so many reasons. Mostly because I’m too much in my own head, and I think it comes across when chatting. Also having MS my plans and availability can change by the hour, not got that under control yet, so that all sucks.

The weird part is I’m a great laugh and very engaging (so I’m told) and I’m a mischievous bugger too. But it counts for nought if I am overthinking life.

Oh god that sounds like I’m having a pity party! I’m honestly not

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"because the word "fun" just makes me cringe. I'm not five.

Fun fun fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I post nothing but cosplay! The poor men think they are getting a soft femboy but a femboy in tactical gear rolls up! Plus, we don't talk about my ability to converse with people...

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By *ourisfunCouple
over a year ago

Central

I am a rubbish fabber because,

I take days, or weeks, to reply to messages.

I never check or send winks.

I sometimes take the hump and hide the profile, for no reason.

I lurk in forums, but rarely post.

I think I'm better at it than hubby though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just can’t be arsed really

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I am a rubbish fabber because,

I take days, or weeks, to reply to messages.

I never check or send winks.

I sometimes take the hump and hide the profile, for no reason.

I lurk in forums, but rarely post.

I think I'm better at it than hubby though!"

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"because the word "fun" just makes me cringe. I'm not five.

Fun fun fun "

And this is why I've turned off messages from men!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"because the word "fun" just makes me cringe. I'm not five.

Fun fun fun

And this is why I've turned off messages from men!

Tbf I would filter dickhead men out as well. Can't blame you

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By *lltheboostCouple
over a year ago

Shefford

Because our free time schedule is hectic and so arranging a meet tricky, so people get the hump or think we are fake.

Hence, crap fabbers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"because the word "fun" just makes me cringe. I'm not five.

Fun fun fun

And this is why I've turned off messages from men!

Tbf I would filter dickhead men out as well. Can't blame you

I'm not saying all men are dickheads! I don't turn off messages all the time, I've just had enough of "up for fun" offers for now.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"because the word "fun" just makes me cringe. I'm not five.

Fun fun fun

And this is why I've turned off messages from men!

Tbf I would filter dickhead men out as well. Can't blame you

I'm not saying all men are dickheads! I don't turn off messages all the time, I've just had enough of "up for fun" offers for now. "

I'm sure that get irritating and frustrating......what about WUU2 LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don’t find the time to meet all the time and that makes us pretty crap fabbers! More club visits and meets are on the agenda so we can fix that though

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By *lltheboostCouple
over a year ago

Shefford

"We don’t find the time to meet all the time and that makes us pretty crap fabbers! More club visits and meets are on the agenda so we can fix that though

Ditto

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By *hellebelleWoman
over a year ago

ashford

I’m a terrible fabber due to being too picky and wanting the impossible (not my words). Also due to my unwillingness to not want to show pics of my flange that the guys who do message me request.

So I have seem to have stagnated to this woman perving away in the background lol

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I hide my small penis with strategically placed fruit and have never done a lynx can comparison.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a rubbish fabber because,

I take days, or weeks, to reply to messages.

I never check or send winks.

I sometimes take the hump and hide the profile, for no reason.

I lurk in forums, but rarely post.

I think I'm better at it than hubby though!"

Join in more! Amazing pics by the way. Sorry to creep

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

We're crap, second reason..

Probably won't bother revealing our profile as there's high number of our holistic professing to be crap on here, so it may be pointless..

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

*Hotlist.. Although that's not the worst autocorrect..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause im hidden, I just cant be arsed atm!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Cause im hidden, I just cant be arsed atm!"

Hidden but still a hottie. x

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Because I'm not really looking for any additional partners, I'm just here to see what's on at the clubs and kill time on the forums. So my winks and friend requests go unlooked at, 99.98% of messages get a swift no thanks, and I'm just an all round rubbish fabber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're only here for the free cake.

F"
cake... Nobody told me there was cake

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Because im here

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Word for this thread: relatable.

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By *ourisfunCouple
over a year ago

Central

"I am a rubbish fabber because,

I take days, or weeks, to reply to messages.

I never check or send winks.

I sometimes take the hump and hide the profile, for no reason.

I lurk in forums, but rarely post.

I think I'm better at it than hubby though!

Join in more! Amazing pics by the way. Sorry to creep

I'll try! Thank you, same to you. Your photos are gorgeous! Don't worry, as you can see, I'm prone to a wee creep myself!

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm forever trying to fit meets and club events in-between work shifts (I work in a pub so crazy work patterns)

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I keep making friends.

I have forgotten how to flirt.

My photography skills have improved though.

I’ve suddenly become very social.

Yeah I’m definitely doing it wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because I block everybody

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I'm a rubbish fabber, cuz I'm a dick

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Because I'm mostly out of faith in humanity, so I avoid them.

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