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I think a man could squirt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If the woman could put some effort in with the right technique.

In theory…. I’m mean,…. If it’s pee after all, surely I’m right?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Yeah, all men can squirt. You've just got to aggressively finger blast their prostate. Easy

LvM

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Just like filling a tire with air then pop

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hold on a sec Woody, and I'll fetch my rubber gloves and the butter. We'll have fun testing your theory

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Copied this from my post on the thread that moron started on squirting, weeks ago.

OP, do you want to know how to make best penis orgasm ever? Well, lucky you - I’m here for you! Just follow these simple steps and you will make best orgasm from penis.

First, lie on your bed naked. Put one finger all the way into your mouth, then trail it around your own lips, down to your nipples, then PUNCH. Punch your nipples for 30-156 seconds. This is important bit and guaranteed results.

Then, bite your left shoulder and grab the right testicle. Roll it around in your hand and then ping it like an elastic band. Do this for 120-140 seconds. NO LESS!

Then get your winkie woo hard. Do this by slapping it back and forth. You don’t know this but it likes it.

Now yank it like you’re pulling head off. GO FAST AND CRAZY. Do this for long time.

Then - grab rolling pin (I should say get from kitchen before) and shove up bumhole but KEEP wank cock hard and fast. Do for TEN MINUTES!!

You might feel like you need pee but this is good. It is much penis squirt.

Keep fuck yourself with rolling pin and wanking HARD. Before you cum, look in mirror and wink yourself. You will cum from penis like NEVER BEFORE.

HUGE SQUIRT and best number one hot penis orgasm ever in world.

Guaranteed.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I squirted like a race horse this morning after that session I had last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hold on a sec Woody, and I'll fetch my rubber gloves and the butter. We'll have fun testing your theory "

Wait a minute?! When has someone turned up with a pack of Lurpack to have sex with yo….. in fact, don’t answer that!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Copied this from my post on the thread that moron started on squirting, weeks ago.

OP, do you want to know how to make best penis orgasm ever? Well, lucky you - I’m here for you! Just follow these simple steps and you will make best orgasm from penis.

First, lie on your bed naked. Put one finger all the way into your mouth, then trail it around your own lips, down to your nipples, then PUNCH. Punch your nipples for 30-156 seconds. This is important bit and guaranteed results.

Then, bite your left shoulder and grab the right testicle. Roll it around in your hand and then ping it like an elastic band. Do this for 120-140 seconds. NO LESS!

Then get your winkie woo hard. Do this by slapping it back and forth. You don’t know this but it likes it.

Now yank it like you’re pulling head off. GO FAST AND CRAZY. Do this for long time.

Then - grab rolling pin (I should say get from kitchen before) and shove up bumhole but KEEP wank cock hard and fast. Do for TEN MINUTES!!

You might feel like you need pee but this is good. It is much penis squirt.

Keep fuck yourself with rolling pin and wanking HARD. Before you cum, look in mirror and wink yourself. You will cum from penis like NEVER BEFORE.

HUGE SQUIRT and best number one hot penis orgasm ever in world.

Guaranteed."

That actually gave me a lady boner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the woman could put some effort in with the right technique.

In theory…. I’m mean,…. If it’s pee after all, surely I’m right? "

Well technically woody you can squirt

With can squirty cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If the woman could put some effort in with the right technique.

In theory…. I’m mean,…. If it’s pee after all, surely I’m right?

Well technically woody you can squirt

With can squirty cream "

He knows ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS something else to do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Copied this from my post on the thread that moron started on squirting, weeks ago.

OP, do you want to know how to make best penis orgasm ever? Well, lucky you - I’m here for you! Just follow these simple steps and you will make best orgasm from penis.

First, lie on your bed naked. Put one finger all the way into your mouth, then trail it around your own lips, down to your nipples, then PUNCH. Punch your nipples for 30-156 seconds. This is important bit and guaranteed results.

Then, bite your left shoulder and grab the right testicle. Roll it around in your hand and then ping it like an elastic band. Do this for 120-140 seconds. NO LESS!

Then get your winkie woo hard. Do this by slapping it back and forth. You don’t know this but it likes it.

Now yank it like you’re pulling head off. GO FAST AND CRAZY. Do this for long time.

Then - grab rolling pin (I should say get from kitchen before) and shove up bumhole but KEEP wank cock hard and fast. Do for TEN MINUTES!!

You might feel like you need pee but this is good. It is much penis squirt.

Keep fuck yourself with rolling pin and wanking HARD. Before you cum, look in mirror and wink yourself. You will cum from penis like NEVER BEFORE.

HUGE SQUIRT and best number one hot penis orgasm ever in world.

Guaranteed."

*send to printer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FFS something else to do."

Call me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just like filling a tire with air then pop "

So just keep pumping? Got it!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Hold on a sec Woody, and I'll fetch my rubber gloves and the butter. We'll have fun testing your theory

Wait a minute?! When has someone turned up with a pack of Lurpack to have sex with yo….. in fact, don’t answer that! "

Lurpack? Where do I find such a wealthy man?!

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"If the woman could put some effort in with the right technique.

In theory…. I’m mean,…. If it’s pee after all, surely I’m right? "
lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hold on a sec Woody, and I'll fetch my rubber gloves and the butter. We'll have fun testing your theory

Wait a minute?! When has someone turned up with a pack of Lurpack to have sex with yo….. in fact, don’t answer that!

Lurpack? Where do I find such a wealthy man?!"

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Made me think of this post a few weeks ago.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1418998

XX

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Lurpack? Where do I find such a wealthy man?!"

Jesus woman, how many packs of it do you need?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Just like filling a tire with air then pop

So just keep pumping? Got it! "

Aye and hold it back until you no longer are able to,--------+*

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Lurpack? Where do I find such a wealthy man?!

Jesus woman, how many packs of it do you need? "

Depends on how many times you want to squirt

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Like having one in the chamber

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