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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Come and say hello to the ladies

We absolutely won't ogle your pics, honest..

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By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London

Yes please x

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By *agnar73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Ok since you said so.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Hej!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd class myself as a viking, and I'm sure my pics aren't worth ogling, but feel free

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Erm hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd class myself as a viking, and I'm sure my pics aren't worth ogling, but feel free"

Yes they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello ladies x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd class myself as a viking, and I'm sure my pics aren't worth ogling, but feel free

Yes they are

Awww thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hairs too short for a Viking but I growl during sex

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Well hairs too short for a Viking but I growl during sex

The beard makes up for your lack of head hair!

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Hello ladies x "

Ooft..

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Skal!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come and say hello to the ladies

We absolutely won't ogle your pics, honest..

High five from me OP!

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Well hairs too short for a Viking but I growl during sex

Same! The hair from my head dropped to my chin!

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

Watching this post with interest. Very happy for viking types to pillage and plunder my DMs

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Come and say hello to the ladies

We absolutely won't ogle your pics, honest..

High five from me OP!

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Watching this post with interest. Very happy for viking types to pillage and plunder my DMs

Pffft you’ve already said no!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Bookmarking

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By *lfacatMan
over a year ago

Cumbria

Hello

I’d guess I could qualify as sort of a (post modern

) Viking!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'm from the North. Biund to be some viking lurking somewhere. Come on my longboat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching this post with interest. Very happy for viking types to pillage and plunder my DMs

Always up for raiding

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Hello

I’d guess I could qualify as sort of a (post modern

) Viking!

You certainly do!

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By *lfacatMan
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Hello

I’d guess I could qualify as sort of a (post modern

) Viking!

You certainly do!

I’ll take that as a compliment..! ??

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Hello

I’d guess I could qualify as sort of a (post modern

) Viking!

You certainly do!

I’ll take that as a compliment.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I've tammed a few dragons if that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The MR is actually of viking blood.

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

*adds thread to hot list*

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Alisa doesn’t like the long hair and beard (gets in the way of snogs, apparently), so wannabe Viking from the chin down I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks OP gorgeous thread. Definitely made my day

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Thanks OP gorgeous thread. Definitely made my day

Welcome!

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Any of the other bearded chaps find a lot of women on here are put off by their face fuzz?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any of the other bearded chaps find a lot of women on here are put off by their face fuzz?"

It's a marmite thing, women either love it or hate it. I had a lot of women when dating say they weren't keen on beards, went out with a lot that weren't sure, but most grew to love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any of the other bearded chaps find a lot of women on here are put off by their face fuzz?"

Very rarely… a few beard haters but still genuinely very nice to talk to.

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Any of the other bearded chaps find a lot of women on here are put off by their face fuzz?

It's a marmite thing, women either love it or hate it. I had a lot of women when dating say they weren't keen on beards, went out with a lot that weren't sure, but most grew to love it"

Exactly this! Any beard lovers here drop me a message x

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By *all-flowerWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Bearded viking types appreciation here..

Thank youuuuu

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Any of the other bearded chaps find a lot of women on here are put off by their face fuzz?

It's a marmite thing, women either love it or hate it. I had a lot of women when dating say they weren't keen on beards, went out with a lot that weren't sure, but most grew to love it"

Accurate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any of the other bearded chaps find a lot of women on here are put off by their face fuzz?

It's a marmite thing, women either love it or hate it. I had a lot of women when dating say they weren't keen on beards, went out with a lot that weren't sure, but most grew to love it

Accurate

I once (foolishly) shaved my beard for a girlfriend. She had a skin condition, and said my beard oil was making it flare up. I stopped using beard oil, still her skin condition persisted. She asked me to try trimming it, so I began self trimming and made a complete bollocks of it. I shaved the lot, being bald headed with more chins than the proverbial I ended up looking like a thumb. I promptly grew it back

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Any of the other bearded chaps find a lot of women on here are put off by their face fuzz?

It's a marmite thing, women either love it or hate it. I had a lot of women when dating say they weren't keen on beards, went out with a lot that weren't sure, but most grew to love it

Accurate

Ha ha that would be my fear pal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems like we got confused.

We thought it was a thread about vikings.

Not a thread about men with beards lol.

Oh well we live and learn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any of the other bearded chaps find a lot of women on here are put off by their face fuzz?

It's a marmite thing, women either love it or hate it. I had a lot of women when dating say they weren't keen on beards, went out with a lot that weren't sure, but most grew to love it

Accurate

Ha ha that would be my fear pal.

I once got a real itchy spot in my beard, I could not stop scratching the fucker. It lead to a small bald patch, I ignored it till it became incredibly noticeable. I shaved it off and almost cried, I immediately set to work on growing it back to its former glory. My stubble only grew in 2-3 small areas making me look like I had rat whiskers. I persevered as my beard had given me confidence in the past, and fortunately it paid dividends

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

I like the look just not the title when it's taken really seriously. People can call themselves what they like of course but "Tim" from Crewe probably isn't a Viking, even though he has seen the TV series, has some tattoos and facial hair. So when I get a message with "VIKING" as the subject and asked if I enjoy a rough fucking i do tend roll my eyes a little....

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Today I'm identifying as a Viking.....complete with the horn helmet

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm descended from the gauls and the Belgae

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It is I, Bishop Heahmund

These Vikings are fine warriors and I particularly have the hots for their Queen, Lagertha.

Hmmmm….if only I were to stop daydreaming about her in the midst of battle though. Indeed, some arsehole has just shoved a spear through me from behind….

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"It is I, Bishop Heahmund

These Vikings are fine warriors and I particularly have the hots for their Queen, Lagertha.

Hmmmm….if only I were to stop daydreaming about her in the midst of battle though. Indeed, some arsehole has just shoved a spear through me from behind….

Astrid & Lagertha….urghhh yes please!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"It is I, Bishop Heahmund

These Vikings are fine warriors and I particularly have the hots for their Queen, Lagertha.

Hmmmm….if only I were to stop daydreaming about her in the midst of battle though. Indeed, some arsehole has just shoved a spear through me from behind….

Astrid & Lagertha….urghhh yes please!"

I have a real soft spot for Freydis to.

Well….I did until that numpty Ivar the Boneless murdered her

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By *endricks321Couple
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

"Hello ladies x "

Oh crikey a Viking in a suit; be still my heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now this is a thread I think I'll enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry no Viking

Have kilt and claymore though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

following for perving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello ladies x "

Oh my god

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By *heggMan
over a year ago

South Brum/Criydon

I've verged on the vikingy side, though somewhat more trimmed at the moment...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my beard are going on a raid

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Do Celts count???

The Beard can be platted and have the tatts also, and the swords

Plus we actually ran the vikings out of here,,, eventually, once we stopped bickering among ourselves about cattle,

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By *arypounderxxxMan
over a year ago

Wigan

I don't label myself a viking but someone described me as one only last night

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By *eacupsbearCouple
over a year ago

York

Not a Viking, but quite good with a sword...

Not THAT sword!! Jeez

What was quite annoying was when Vikings was running. Every year my friends would send me the link to become an extra on the show, and every year I'd copy and paste back to them the bit where it said "No facial tattoos"..

Got a bit boring after the 50th fekking time lol.

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I like to think I’m a bit Viking-y, though I lack the long hair. Or just head hair at all, though I compensate elsewhere

I would be crap at all that pillaging stuff though; more likely to go around apologising for the mess and offering to tidy up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m getting comfortable for this thread

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I like to think I’m a bit Viking-y, though I lack the long hair. Or just head hair at all, though I compensate elsewhere

I would be crap at all that pillaging stuff though; more likely to go around apologising for the mess and offering to tidy up

With a chest rug like yours, you're in

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Don't think I'd pass muster

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Not sure I’m classed as viking, but fuck I wanted to blood eagle some bellends on the road today!

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By *agnar1980Man
over a year ago

Poole

Hello ladies, Viking here. Enjoy the pics x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m getting comfortable for this thread

I did not understand the premise behind the thread. Assumed it was going to be for Scandinavians, or tall, blonde, bearded hunks. But it just seems to concentrate on beards and I got rid of mine when meetings resumed (so not remotely a viking)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m getting comfortable for this thread

I mean I'd take Alexander Skarsgard if I have to.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got long hair and a ginger beard if that's anything?

(Was so tempted to sign that off as F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now this is a thread I didn't realise I needed to see

Hotlist growing as long as some of those beards

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By *neforutoMan
over a year ago

Fantasy land in the SW

I was asked to be a body double for Thor, the dad bod body double

Def viking looking me, from way up north, long blond hair halfway down my back, beard and always seen with a chopper in my hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m getting comfortable for this thread

*very easily distracted by beards, beards make everything wetter and better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m getting comfortable for this thread

*very easily distracted by beards, beards make everything wetter and better

Casually waves as he walks by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*very easily distracted by beards, beards make everything wetter and better

Immediately decides never to shave again!

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Is this not a bit stereotyping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m getting comfortable for this thread

*very easily distracted by beards, beards make everything wetter and better

Casually waves as he walks by

Oh and I’m half Norwegian to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now this is a thread I didn't realise I needed to see

Hotlist growing as long as some of those beards

My beard needs stroking

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Is this not a bit stereotyping?"

Nah just women having a preference for viking looking types.

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

I’m sure we used to have a LARP thread before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure I’m classed as viking, but fuck I wanted to blood eagle some bellends on the road today!"

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

Morning everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a viking by blood. I might not look like it but I am

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I'm a viking by blood. I might not look like it but I am

You can pillage me any day - there I've said it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a viking by blood. I might not look like it but I am

You can pillage me any day - there I've said it

on my way

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm a viking by blood. I might not look like it but I am

You can pillage me any day - there I've said it

I'll get my coat

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'm a viking by blood. I might not look like it but I am

You can pillage me any day - there I've said it

Is that any different to the other word that gets put with “pillage” and sounds like grape?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a viking by blood. I might not look like it but I am

You can pillage me any day - there I've said it

I'll get my coat

I can pillage you too if you want PP? I'm not gentle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a viking by blood. I might not look like it but I am

You can pillage me any day - there I've said it

I'll get my coat

I can pillage you too if you want PP? I'm not gentle.

You going to try and copy my technique again dear?

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hello

I’d guess I could qualify as sort of a (post modern

) Viking!

You do

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

Not sure I’m a Viking, but I’ve watched Valhalla on Netflix, and have a beard??

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

Hey everyone.. morning.

I’d say I’m more tribal Saxon than Viking… but then I enjoy sliding down the cracks of a certain niche.

The beard is strong in this thread.. which is epic to see.

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By *eadjeyecMan
over a year ago

Bucks/London

Morning ladies

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Yes please

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

So I actually met a Norwegian anthropologist and had a huge conversation with her. It was really interesting, she was really hot too, but I managed to take in at least 40% of what she said.

Basically, my surname derives from ancient Norse. Not saying what it is, in case there's some clever shits reading this.

But she reckoned my family are probably descendent of Vikings that invaded Ireland and then settled NW coast of England.

Also I have a beard, so therefore Viking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skal!!!

Good lord..

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

My partner is Norwegian. I’m a very lucky girl

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

"I’m getting comfortable for this thread

*very easily distracted by beards, beards make everything wetter and better

Casually waves as he walks by

Oh and I’m half Norwegian to "

Which half?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m getting comfortable for this thread

*very easily distracted by beards, beards make everything wetter and better

Casually waves as he walks by

Oh and I’m half Norwegian to

Which half?"

Top half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m getting comfortable for this thread

*very easily distracted by beards, beards make everything wetter and better

Casually waves as he walks by

Oh and I’m half Norwegian to

Which half?

Top half

My mum’s Norwegian

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I don’t suppose I look very Viking, however, apparently I’m genetically Viking.

I have Dupuytrens contracture otherwise known as Viking Disease in which your fingers can bend like Bill Nighy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Hey everyone.. morning.

I’d say I’m more tribal Saxon than Viking… but then I enjoy sliding down the cracks of a certain niche.

The beard is strong in this thread.. which is epic to see.

you can slide down me any day as long as I get to return the favour

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

"Hey everyone.. morning.

I’d say I’m more tribal Saxon than Viking… but then I enjoy sliding down the cracks of a certain niche.

The beard is strong in this thread.. which is epic to see.

you can slide down me any day as long as I get to return the favour

Sure, I think we both know how that would play out… I’m a Saxon so be prepared to be pillaged and plundered…

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

"I’m getting comfortable for this thread

*very easily distracted by beards, beards make everything wetter and better

Casually waves as he walks by

Oh and I’m half Norwegian to

Which half?

Top half

That’s the best half

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus

Norse pagan here...

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Hey everyone.. morning.

I’d say I’m more tribal Saxon than Viking… but then I enjoy sliding down the cracks of a certain niche.

The beard is strong in this thread.. which is epic to see.

you can slide down me any day as long as I get to return the favour

Sure, I think we both know how that would play out… I’m a Saxon so be prepared to be pillaged and plundered…

I'm at the mercy of those lips for sure

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

"Hey everyone.. morning.

I’d say I’m more tribal Saxon than Viking… but then I enjoy sliding down the cracks of a certain niche.

The beard is strong in this thread.. which is epic to see.

you can slide down me any day as long as I get to return the favour

Sure, I think we both know how that would play out… I’m a Saxon so be prepared to be pillaged and plundered…

I'm at the mercy of those lips for sure

I’m thinking of unspeakable thoughts about those lips. Damn..

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Hey everyone.. morning.

I’d say I’m more tribal Saxon than Viking… but then I enjoy sliding down the cracks of a certain niche.

The beard is strong in this thread.. which is epic to see.

you can slide down me any day as long as I get to return the favour

Sure, I think we both know how that would play out… I’m a Saxon so be prepared to be pillaged and plundered…

I'm at the mercy of those lips for sure

I’m thinking of unspeakable thoughts about those lips. Damn.. "

The feeling is mutual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm often referred to by friends as a Viking. I'm 6ft5 muscular rugby build but minus the hair and beard.

Definitely considering some tats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any ladies want pics or chats feel free to mess. You won't be disappointed

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

You don't need to be a Viking if you are a Celt.

Though vikings are cool too.

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By *piping-hot.Man
over a year ago

Rutland

Hello ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m getting comfortable for this thread

*very easily distracted by beards, beards make everything wetter and better

Casually waves as he walks by

Oh and I’m half Norwegian to

Which half?

Top half

My mum’s Norwegian "

Mine too

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By *heggMan
over a year ago

South Brum/Criydon

Oh, if that's the criterion, yes I'm vikingy...

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By *ikingandMaiden2Couple
over a year ago

Mid Cornwall, South West

Hello

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By *ingerandDreadedCouple
over a year ago

Thetford

We could almost be...

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I come from sweden, the land of vikings and snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I come from sweden, the land of vikings and snow

And Sweden is where my dad is from

. So what does that make me.. Fully scandinavian or only half? (with my mum being Norwegian yet I've been brought up in England)

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"I come from sweden, the land of vikings and snow

And Sweden is where my dad is from

. So what does that make me.. Fully scandinavian or only half? (with my mum being Norwegian yet I've been brought up in England)

F"
That is good and yes. I also recon more than half as well

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you just call yourself Viking and grow a small amount of beard does that count? If so I'm in

I do also have some axes if that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I come from sweden, the land of vikings and snow

And Sweden is where my dad is from

. So what does that make me.. Fully scandinavian or only half? (with my mum being Norwegian yet I've been brought up in England)

You’re definitely full scandi

I’m just half my mum (Norwegian) married my dad a British soldier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m getting comfortable for this thread

*very easily distracted by beards, beards make everything wetter and better

Casually waves as he walks by

Oh and I’m half Norwegian to

Which half?

Top half

My mum’s Norwegian

Mine too

Ah awesome

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Where are the Viking women? Lagertha from Vikings ooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kilt and claymore

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Where are the Viking women? Lagertha from Vikings ooft

Boobs ahoy!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Is this Valhalla?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real Dane with Viking heritage

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By *aveC737Man
over a year ago

Manchester

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By *aveC737Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Hello ladies

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By *ilted CameronMan
over a year ago

South East,London & Scotland

Well I shall change my profile picture to my part Viking/ part Outiander to see if anyone likes it!

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By *extravagantWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

You MUST look up kilted Cameron here. He's absolutely viking... and wow, what an incredible fuck too!

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By *extravagantWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"Yes please x"

You MUST look up kilted Cameron here. He's absolutely viking... and wow, what an incredible fuck too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little known fact Viking was a trade much like pirates, explorers and colonisers rather than a race or tribe. The Tri Scandi area was also known for farmers and merchants in 800ad. Every day is a school day. det var så lidt Hehe x

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Little known fact Viking was a trade much like pirates, explorers and colonisers rather than a race or tribe. The Tri Scandi area was also known for farmers and merchants in 800ad. Every day is a school day. det var så lidt Hehe x"

As well vikings being extremely hygienic and skiing for fun...some random shit I know about Vikings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heheh they weren’t as scary as the TV series professes. They loved music, singing, and family……. And yes Skiing, there is actually a Norse god of skiing called Ullr

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Heheh they weren’t as scary as the TV series professes. They loved music, singing, and family……. And yes Skiing, there is actually a Norse god of skiing called Ullr

Don't forget Mushrooms lol

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Heheh they weren’t as scary as the TV series professes. They loved music, singing, and family……. And yes Skiing, there is actually a Norse god of skiing called Ullr

Male Vikings spent majority of three time farming if I'm not mistaken

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"I like to think I’m a bit Viking-y, though I lack the long hair. Or just head hair at all, though I compensate elsewhere

I would be crap at all that pillaging stuff though; more likely to go around apologising for the mess and offering to tidy up

With a chest rug like yours, you're in

Shamefully late in replying (been busy doing Viking-y stuff (not the really bad stuff, obvs).

Glad I qualify. I pure luvs my rug - thank you

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By *he Gentleman 84Man
over a year ago

North East

Hello ??

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By *eacupsbearCouple
over a year ago

York

"You don't need to be a Viking if you are a Celt.

Though vikings are cool too.

I am definitely a Celt.

Irish blood runs through my veins, and I have the hair too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If men are big, rugged with a magnificent beard (ink a bonus) I’ll drip like a broken fridge hehe

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"If men are big, rugged with a magnificent beard (ink a bonus) I’ll drip like a broken fridge hehe"

brilliant,

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

I reckon another month and i can start plaiting mine,, i got a bead made with my Clan crest on it ready to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not sure what you consider a Viking?

Bearded, hairy chest, flecks of grey, dodgy 90’s tribal ink, various scars and curmudgeonly demeanour … if so then yes I tick those boxes

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Ah, but who here owns a long boat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah, but who here owns a long boat?

I don’t even have a canoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah, but who here owns a long boat?

… is that a euphemism?

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By *iking67Man
over a year ago

BP Auckland

Hello

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Ah, but who here owns a long boat?

… is that a euphemism?

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banana

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By *aui.Man
over a year ago

around here

So what classes as a viking these days? Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what classes as a viking these days? Asking for a friend

Beards apparently lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beard, sleeve tattoo, pony tail and a scooter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But not actually Scandinavian blood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I class as one?

Welcome to have a perv regardless

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By *aui.Man
over a year ago

around here

"But not actually Scandinavian blood."

Ah well I do have scandi blood, that's me out then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But not actually Scandinavian blood.

Ah well I do have scandi blood, that's me out then."
Ditto for the Mr.

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