FabSwingers.com forum: Calling all white knights

By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

A thread for all the white knights to congregate in, to chat bollocks, while a way the time and have a little white knight time ...

Ladies welcome to pop in we have a full buffet of cakes, Popcorn and other delectables to enjoy

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Can I be the buffet platter please?

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

I’m kind of the opposite, but wanted to pop in anyway.

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I’m kind of the opposite, but wanted to pop in anyway.

Alls welcome

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

Ooh, yes, please save us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone told me I’m fat.

Please white knight me.

Thanks.

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Someone told me I’m fat.

Please white knight me.

Thanks. "

Arrr but chicken do you have a hairy growler

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Someone told me I’m fat.

Please white knight me.

Thanks. "

Can’t see your body, but fuck what others think. You always give off an awesome energy in here!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

If any white knights want to polish my tiara, I'm right here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well am old fashioned so guess a white knight

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'm here for the popcorn

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'm here for the popcorn

Sweet or salty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone told me I’m fat.

Please white knight me.

Thanks.

Arrr but chicken do you have a hairy growler "

You know I don’t, I had it waxed yesterday

And that’s because I knew our friend was going to tell me I’m letting myself down if I don’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone told me I’m fat.

Please white knight me.

Thanks.

Can’t see your body, but fuck what others think. You always give off an awesome energy in here!

Aw thanks so much

you’re amazing too

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

In (if vajee jee’s going free)

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Someone told me I’m fat.

Please white knight me.

Thanks.

Arrr but chicken do you have a hairy growler

You know I don’t, I had it waxed yesterday

And that’s because I knew our friend was going to tell me I’m letting myself down if I don’t

So representing

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

"Can I be the buffet platter please?

I would volunteer too, but does it matter if you have body hair or not? X

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By *appyhippoWoman
over a year ago

coventry

Damsel in distress needs rescuing, this is the right place isn’t it?

If not I will take popcorn, cake and a glass of pop oh and a lady shave please

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I'm here for the popcorn

Sweet or salty?"

I like a mix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just dismounting my horse …

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Can I be the buffet platter please?

I would volunteer too, but does it matter if you have body hair or not? X

Body hair no body hair no judgement here. Come as you are

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'm here for the popcorn

Sweet or salty?

I like a mix

Correct answer!!!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Can I be the buffet platter please?

I would volunteer too, but does it matter if you have body hair or not? X

You can have whatever hair you want. I'd eat off of you..

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

"Body hair no body hair no judgement here. Come as you are "

Absolutely the perfect answer

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Body hair no body hair no judgement here. Come as you are

Absolutely the perfect answer

It's what white Knights do innit....

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

"You can have whatever hair you want. I'd eat off of you..

Oh my, has it suddenly become rather hot in here?

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By *illiam101000Man
over a year ago

Melton Mowbray

"Just dismounting my horse … "

How did the horse feel about that.lol

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"You can have whatever hair you want. I'd eat off of you..

Oh my, has it suddenly become rather hot in here?

We're both here, so of course it's hot..

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

"We're both here, so of course it's hot..

Youve got me all flustered and unnecessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thread for all the white knights to congregate in, to chat bollocks, while a way the time and have a little white knight time ...

Ladies welcome to pop in we have a full buffet of cakes, Popcorn and other delectables to enjoy "

Oh so ladies can only enjoy popcorn, cakes and other delectables, can they? I think I speak for all women when I say they can make their own decisions, thank you very much

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"A thread for all the white knights to congregate in, to chat bollocks, while a way the time and have a little white knight time ...

Ladies welcome to pop in we have a full buffet of cakes, Popcorn and other delectables to enjoy

Oh so ladies can only enjoy popcorn, cakes and other delectables, can they? I think I speak for all women when I say they can make their own decisions, thank you very much

Good white Knighting Sir, well played I doth my Visor to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just dismounting my horse …

How did the horse feel about that.lol"

Didn’t look too pleased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thread for all the white knights to congregate in, to chat bollocks, while a way the time and have a little white knight time ...

Ladies welcome to pop in we have a full buffet of cakes, Popcorn and other delectables to enjoy

Oh so ladies can only enjoy popcorn, cakes and other delectables, can they? I think I speak for all women when I say they can make their own decisions, thank you very much

Good white Knighting Sir, well played I doth my Visor to you "

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

White knights...what is this a KKK

meeting..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't reach the telly remote and I have an itchy chalfont....if a white knight would be so kind to help a lady in distress

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I was a naked buffet once in a club

Just sayin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a knight in shining armour thread?

Is there other colours?

Actually sod that can we have a viking thread? That would be

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I was a naked buffet once in a club

Just sayin'

I'd love to do this!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Is there a knight in shining armour thread?

Is there other colours?

Actually sod that can we have a viking thread? That would be

Yes absolutely need this!!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Is there a knight in shining armour thread?

Is there other colours?

Actually sod that can we have a viking thread? That would be

Yes absolutely need this!!

Oh my..

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a knight in shining armour thread?

Is there other colours?

Actually sod that can we have a viking thread? That would be

Might do well to have an idiot in tin foil thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a knight in shining armour thread?

Is there other colours?

Actually sod that can we have a viking thread? That would be

Yes absolutely need this!!

Oh my.."

Damm my hairs too short to be a viking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a knight in shining armour thread?

Is there other colours?

Actually sod that can we have a viking thread? That would be

Might do well to have an idiot in tin foil thread

If I only had a heart.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Is there a knight in shining armour thread?

Is there other colours?

Actually sod that can we have a viking thread? That would be

Yes absolutely need this!!

Oh my..

Damm my hairs too short to be a viking"

Trust me, you still qualify

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

Dundee

I'm an official white night and have I.d to prove it. Fully licensed. Entry is easy for any hoping to join our ranks, don't hate on those with growlers. I'm hoping soon I can be called woke or even a snowflake and join these clubs too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a knight in shining armour thread?

Is there other colours?

Actually sod that can we have a viking thread? That would be

*rides up on his noble steed.

M’lady, the vikings are on yonder another thread. Please let me be your protector? It would be an honour to be at your side and have yourself feeling safe in these trying times.

*jumps off horse….kneels at your feet.

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I'm an official white night and have I.d to prove it. Fully licensed. Entry is easy for any hoping to join our ranks, don't hate on those with growlers. I'm hoping soon I can be called woke or even a snowflake and join these clubs too. "

The day will come, it'll be the holt trinity

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

I think the ladies here are more than capable of taking care of themselves, they don't need any white knights

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By *lfacatMan
over a year ago

Kendal

Is it possible (with reference to an earlier post) to be both ‘Viking’ and ‘White Knight’…?

I guess I’d have to swap hats at least!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I think the ladies here are more than capable of taking care of themselves, they don't need any white knights

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Excellent White Knighting! 10/10, would recommend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the ladies here are more than capable of taking care of themselves, they don't need any white knights

Excellent White Knighting! 10/10, would recommend

Leave him alone!!!!

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

"I think the ladies here are more than capable of taking care of themselves, they don't need any white knights

Excellent White Knighting! 10/10, would recommend

Ha ha you saw what I did there

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I think the ladies here are more than capable of taking care of themselves, they don't need any white knights

Excellent White Knighting! 10/10, would recommend

Leave him alone!!!!"

Easy, Tiger!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Being a knight ain’t what it’s cracked up to be, all I do is polish this fucking table.

The mr

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Being a knight ain’t what it’s cracked up to be, all I do is polish this fucking table.

The mr "

Heard it’s a ballache when it’s big & round too!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Here, on my stallion

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'll take the compliments, ignore the backing up, and not fuck any of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being a knight ain’t what it’s cracked up to be, all I do is polish this fucking table.

The mr

Heard it’s a ballache when it’s big & round too!"

Don’t use your balls to polish a table then!

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Being a knight ain’t what it’s cracked up to be, all I do is polish this fucking table.

The mr

Heard it’s a ballache when it’s big & round too!

Don’t use your balls to polish a table then! "

Missus took CBT to a whole new level!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh you beautiful, beautiful knights to rival Lancelot.

Thank you for defending the honour of us soft, delicate women on the forum. Without your selfless dedication to making the world a better place for women, we'd be well and truly in the Dark Ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just here for the free food *carry on*

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I'll take the compliments, ignore the backing up, and not fuck any of you

For this, we are grateful

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'll take the compliments, ignore the backing up, and not fuck any of you

For this, we are grateful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take the compliments, ignore the backing up, and not fuck any of you

For this, we are grateful

"
*aggressively chewing popcorn I'm a corner*...

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By *onnyadtMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

And will the top tier knights progress to a Lordship? Wouldn't mind Lording it about round these ways. Wenches on demand too I'm guessing

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Here for some food, is there's a charcuterie board?

Could a hunky Knight feed me whilst rubbing my head gentle.

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

"Here for some food, is there's a charcuterie board?

Could a hunky Knight feed me whilst rubbing my head gentle.

Only if you rub my head back

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Here for some food, is there's a charcuterie board?

Could a hunky Knight feed me whilst rubbing my head gentle.

Only if you rub my head back

When I'm feeling better I will

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

"Here for some food, is there's a charcuterie board?

Could a hunky Knight feed me whilst rubbing my head gentle.

Only if you rub my head back

When I'm feeling better I will

As you wish m'lady

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Oh you beautiful, beautiful knights to rival Lancelot.

Thank you for defending the honour of us soft, delicate women on the forum. Without your selfless dedication to making the world a better place for women, we'd be well and truly in the Dark Ages."

It is our life's pleasure and privilege, fair maiden.

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

I'm a knight of old, so suppose that means not so bold, but do have my own coat of arms and willing to rescue any damsels in distress as a true gent

PS. This is all on the principle that the princess indoors allows

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Oh you beautiful, beautiful knights to rival Lancelot.

Thank you for defending the honour of us soft, delicate women on the forum. Without your selfless dedication to making the world a better place for women, we'd be well and truly in the Dark Ages.

It is our life's pleasure and privilege, fair maiden. "

Oh gosh. Fair maiden.

I've swooned. My handkerchief is yours Sir LiveOnceian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I stroke the pony.

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By *ittyDaggerWoman
over a year ago

Near Taunton

"Being a knight ain’t what it’s cracked up to be, all I do is polish this fucking table.

The mr

Heard it’s a ballache when it’s big & round too!

Don’t use your balls to polish a table then! "

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By *ittyDaggerWoman
over a year ago

Near Taunton

"Can I stroke the pony. "

You stroke it while I feed it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on

The women have nicked all the food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any room for a slightly grubby knight? Soiled sounded inappropriate…

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Someone told me I’m fat.

Please white knight me.

Thanks.

Arrr but chicken do you have a hairy growler

You know I don’t, I had it waxed yesterday

And that’s because I knew our friend was going to tell me I’m letting myself down if I don’t

Nice minge.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Oh you beautiful, beautiful knights to rival Lancelot.

Thank you for defending the honour of us soft, delicate women on the forum. Without your selfless dedication to making the world a better place for women, we'd be well and truly in the Dark Ages.

It is our life's pleasure and privilege, fair maiden.

Oh gosh. Fair maiden.

I've swooned. My handkerchief is yours Sir LiveOnceian. "

Your handkerchief! A dream. Thou hath maketh my day, Lady Meli!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I stroke the pony.

You stroke it while I feed it..

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Please white knights teach us low life men....fuck that, I'm no white knight no do I want to be.

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"If any white knights want to polish my tiara, I'm right here

White knight here willing to polish that tiara of yours! Profile and pictures are hot as xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Night hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d only help a ‘lady’ on here if it meant she was going to suck my cock

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Any room for a slightly grubby knight? Soiled sounded inappropriate…

Grubby doesn't sound much better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just looking at who to avoid.

It's nice to have you in one place..thanks for that.

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

I’m in! Sorry just washing my bedsheets to use as a robe!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Can I just check if I put all this Armour on, will I get any sex? Because it's a bit of a faff otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me armour has gone rusty

The horse has ran off

Women have eat all the food

And it’s starting to rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on

The women have nicked all the food

happens when you're late to the partyyyyy

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm just looking at who to avoid.

It's nice to have you in one place..thanks for that. "

Raven's right. You all need a hard look at yourselves. If anyone disagrees with her, you'll have me to deal with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just check if I put all this Armour on, will I get any sex? Because it's a bit of a faff otherwise. "
you getting any without it ?

*munching last bits of popcorn*

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"Oh you beautiful, beautiful knights to rival Lancelot.

Thank you for defending the honour of us soft, delicate women on the forum. Without your selfless dedication to making the world a better place for women, we'd be well and truly in the Dark Ages."

We will defend your honour and your growlers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just looking at who to avoid.

It's nice to have you in one place..thanks for that.

Raven's right. You all need a hard look at yourselves. If anyone disagrees with her, you'll have me to deal with."

Eurgh honestly....men.

(Call me?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just check if I put all this Armour on, will I get any sex? Because it's a bit of a faff otherwise. "

You'll need a hinged crotch flap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfffft

Growlers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These so called white knights couldn’t deal with a hairy fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any room for a slightly grubby knight? Soiled sounded inappropriate…

Grubby doesn't sound much better!

I lack the moral motivation, I just want the sex…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These so called white knights couldn’t deal with a hairy fanny "

Wait, there are no hairy Fannie’s on fab…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These so called white knights couldn’t deal with a hairy fanny "

Ooh Rex you’ve switched sides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These so called white knights couldn’t deal with a hairy fanny

Ooh Rex you’ve switched sides"

I change my fannies like my socks

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"These so called white knights couldn’t deal with a hairy fanny

Ooh Rex you’ve switched sides

I change my fannies like my socks

You wait until they're crusty then bang them against the wall to see if there's more wear in them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These so called white knights couldn’t deal with a hairy fanny

Ooh Rex you’ve switched sides

I change my fannies like my socks

When they are worn and smelly?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These so called white knights couldn’t deal with a hairy fanny

Ooh Rex you’ve switched sides

I change my fannies like my socks

You wait until they're crusty then bang them against the wall to see if there's more wear in them?

The last lady said I hurt her doing this

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I'm more the guy who watches for the women who has white knights duelling each other. To see the women who roll their eyes at her.

They tend to have a good grasp of sarcasm I've found.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These so called white knights couldn’t deal with a hairy fanny

Ooh Rex you’ve switched sides

I change my fannies like my socks

You wait until they're crusty then bang them against the wall to see if there's more wear in them?

Snort

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

If any Knight wants to kneel... You may proceed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If any Knight wants to kneel... You may proceed... "

Is it shaved?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do people still use that phrase?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I am a Paladin. Would I be allowed into this chivalrous fellowship?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And it was proclaimed that ye knights shall hitherto worship the hairy growlers and protect them from tossers of the realm. Woo!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Do people still use that phrase?

I think it's in the same category as "woke" now, and used by the lazy who think they're being clever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people still use that phrase?

I think it's in the same category as "woke" now, and used by the lazy who think they're being clever."

YOLO, you just ruined the whole thread!! Yeesh.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Do people still use that phrase?

I think it's in the same category as "woke" now, and used by the lazy who think they're being clever.

YOLO, you just ruined the whole thread!! Yeesh.

Oh, sorry. I made more light-hearted comments above - just concentrate on those!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people still use that phrase?

I think it's in the same category as "woke" now, and used by the lazy who think they're being clever.

YOLO, you just ruined the whole thread!! Yeesh.

Oh, sorry. I made more light-hearted comments above - just concentrate on those!

Wot! I have to read the whole thread?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Do people still use that phrase?

I think it's in the same category as "woke" now, and used by the lazy who think they're being clever.

YOLO, you just ruined the whole thread!! Yeesh.

Oh, sorry. I made more light-hearted comments above - just concentrate on those!

Wot! I have to read the whole thread?

If you wait long enough, a man will be along to explain it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people still use that phrase?

I think it's in the same category as "woke" now, and used by the lazy who think they're being clever.

YOLO, you just ruined the whole thread!! Yeesh.

Oh, sorry. I made more light-hearted comments above - just concentrate on those!

Wot! I have to read the whole thread?

If you wait long enough, a man will be along to explain it."

Ooh, how lovely. I shall sit here prettily and wait.

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By *agic tongue mike.Man
over a year ago

Canterbury

I can come as the knights main man assistant, seeing my name's squire. Equally as well mannered may I say. X.

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"If any Knight wants to kneel... You may proceed... "

At your service m,lady. My sword is yours!

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