FabSwingers.com forum: Monday Morning My Mate Fancies You

By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Shamelessly knicked from the lovely Posh

Is there an object of your affection who regularly roams the forum? Perhaps they've got a body you just want to run your hands all over, a particularly biteable bum, or just want to take them out for a cosy coffee and a gossip. Here's the place to let them know.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) Find someone on the thread you fancy

2) Pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) Your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) Either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) Do the same for others people!

Get to it ladies and gents

LvM

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Perfect for a slightly dull morning while I'm waiting for everyone to wake up. In for a bit and postie shorts on.

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

In .. I can play postie for a little while too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are in xx

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London

Haha nice. I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning.

Love these threads I'm in and happy to be postie for people too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this allowed at this time on a Monday??

I'll be in for a bit though whilst I finish my coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In like Flynn

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

I’m in this morning please

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Matterhorn...it's not stealing, it's borrowing!

I'm in, but I can't be postie for a couple of hours...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm in! It's a lazy start to the day here so I'm happy to be postie.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

I’ll pass on messages if needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning

count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're in for a little while

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

And we're off! SKLogan listen up, my very sexy mate has a message for you...

Please tell SKLogan that there is a space in my bed waiting for him

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Hey OP, you got mail from a gorgeous fittie!

Please can you tell the lovely Matterhorn's they have perked up my morning coffee, room for one more in that bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to play postie for people

I spot some friends on here and some people we’ve already made it clear we have a little crush on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Posh you lucky lady, I’ve a message from a hot guy, that wants to let you know that they’d love to borrow you and your gorgeous tits for somewhere between thirty and forty seconds?

I can’t fault them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play postman.

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

I'm in and happy to play postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Raven, I've a message from a very handsome hunk for you...

Could you please tell the gorgeous Monday hating Raven

That I not only want to share my rum with her but also share kebab

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Hey OP, you got mail from a gorgeous fittie!

Please can you tell the lovely Matterhorn's they have perked up my morning coffee, room for one more in that bed?

Oooh of course, so long as they bring some of that coffee with them

LvM

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'm in, and happy to be postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sklogan you lucky lucky boy.

My beautiful mate says..

Please can you tell the sexxxxy _klogan that his beard looks comfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in and will play postie too

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By *opking99Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Melicious! I think this sexy guy speaks for all of us with this one

Would you let Meli know that I'm available to get nice and close to take over holding that chain of hers if she needs a break

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By *agertha73Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'm in! Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for Sprout from a very delectable lady..

"I'm looking forward to seeing the masterful way you handle your liquor, there's something so sexy about seeing a man's lips wet".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Sproutmeister, you lucky guy. My gorgeous mate wants you to know...

Please tell Mr Sprout that I think we could have some fun..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Raven, I've a message from a very handsome hunk for you...

Could you please tell the gorgeous Monday hating Raven

That I not only want to share my rum with her but also share kebab"

I'm hoping kebab isn't a euphemism, I want an actual kebab.

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm in, one leg in.

One leg and one arm.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Posh! Here's a fun offer from a sexy guy...

Can you tell not so posh we need to make some pics together to make Sydney uni blush

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

"Sklogan you lucky lucky boy.

My beautiful mate says..

Please can you tell the sexxxxy _klogan that his beard looks comfortable

Hahaha, It can be unruly, it’s currently tamed, so at optimal comfort levels for whatever you need.. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a rather fine gent to the lovely Julie&beef

I would love to meet them. Drinks and dinner in a top Manchester hotel and then the best sex ever in a suite.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

For the right honorable ThickThighs30, my stunning little mate wants to get right to it with this message vv

"(Insert drool emoji)"

I think that gets her point across nicely

LvM

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

My hot as fuck sexy friends sent this;

Please tell TT that I'm on my way round for cake, boings and fun.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Raven, my gorgeous mate has a message for you.

Can you please tell that Raven chick that I would love to re-enact the valentine's date scene from Deadpool with her xoxo

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

My super hot mate has just asked me to pass this on

Please inform _egdayskipper he has something else he can slip in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in and happy to be postie (Mrs)

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

"One for Sprout from a very delectable lady..

"I'm looking forward to seeing the masterful way you handle your liquor, there's something so sexy about seeing a man's lips wet"."

I’ve got a good idea who this is. Will there be tequila this time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello lovely Principessa. I've a message from my friend. He wants to make exercise more fun

"I would love to give her a hard workout"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Raven, my gorgeous mate has a message for you.

Can you please tell that Raven chick that I would love to re-enact the valentine's date scene from Deadpool with her xoxo"

Errr hell yeah!

You have to take it for longer than he did though.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

"Sproutmeister, you lucky guy. My gorgeous mate wants you to know...

Please tell Mr Sprout that I think we could have some fun.."

I do enjoy having fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in tentatively but can't play postie

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"From a rather fine gent to the lovely Julie&beef

I would love to meet them. Drinks and dinner in a top Manchester hotel and then the best sex ever in a suite."

Oh hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo _egdayskipper

You're in for a teat my gorgeous mate has asked me to tell you..

Please tell _egdayskipper he can leave his hat on! But not his pants

Ps can I watch??

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Raven, my gorgeous mate has a message for you.

Can you please tell that Raven chick that I would love to re-enact the valentine's date scene from Deadpool with her xoxo

Errr hell yeah!

You have to take it for longer than he did though. "

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hot as fuck sexy friends sent this;

Please tell TT that I'm on my way round for cake, boings and fun.

Sounds like a great time in

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

"And we're off! SKLogan listen up, my very sexy mate has a message for you...

Please tell SKLogan that there is a space in my bed waiting for him "

Where am I heading too? Do you want tea or coffee bringing along? X

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

"Hello lovely Principessa. I've a message from my friend. He wants to make exercise more fun

"I would love to give her a hard workout"

This is exactly what I need. Someone to crack the whip for me

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By * Le ShhhhhMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

In and happy to play postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message for JulieandBeef:

Long term admirer here hoping to bump into you both in a club next time I'm in your area

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I'm in and happy to play postie

Em x

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

A message for SkLogan from my apparently horny mate, who wants you to know that she'd love to be riding more than your bike

LvM

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By *ittycock400Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

We are in x

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I'm at work could always do with a new mate

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

For MJtheTom, my mate says to stop peeking through the letterbox and come in!

She didn't say where though so maybe bring a towel or something yeah?

LvM

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"A message for JulieandBeef:

Long term admirer here hoping to bump into you both in a club next time I'm in your area"

Sounds fun!

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *beeMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm in and happy to play!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Raven, my gorgeous mate has a message for you.

Can you please tell that Raven chick that I would love to re-enact the valentine's date scene from Deadpool with her xoxo

Errr hell yeah!

You have to take it for longer than he did though.

Deal

In.

Literally

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

For the lovely Principessa

Could you tell princess that I’d happily skip the workout and move straight onto the whip if she’d rather have that instead

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I'm in for a bit before dragging myself outta bed

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Go on then.

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I am in

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

In please

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By *oppabear82Man
over a year ago

near you

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hot as fuck sexy friends sent this;

Please tell TT that I'm on my way round for cake, boings and fun.

We can't wait! Bring some whipped cream with you too. I have some use for that

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Good morning!

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Raven, my gorgeous mate has a message for you.

Can you please tell that Raven chick that I would love to re-enact the valentine's date scene from Deadpool with her xoxo

Errr hell yeah!

You have to take it for longer than he did though.

Deal

In.

Literally

Ouch! Use some lube first!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

From a very sexy friend

Please tell VixenHubbyHerts that their gallery is hot!

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Mswyld, my beardy mate wants me to tell you that this wild thing might feel sorry for themself sometimes but a night with her would certainly make him feel happy.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message for Em from my handsome friend..

You’re a hot wife that I’m sure would be a great pleasure to play with and as your name suggests id love to try and seduce you with plenty of kissing

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I shall pop in for a while.

Mrs

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Good morning you flirty fiends. I shall join in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

CuteLittleGeek, my hot mate has this message for you!

Could you please tell the stunning geek

I’m not sure how much of a geek I am but I am a lover of heels and spas which sounds like the pair of us have plenty in common. I’m sure a spa day would be very relaxing with you

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

From a handsome friend

Could you let Belinda know, that I love seeing her pop up on my hotlist, gorgeous pics that just get me fabbing and put a smile on my face!!!!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"A message for Em from my handsome friend..

You’re a hot wife that I’m sure would be a great pleasure to play with and as your name suggests id love to try and seduce you with plenty of kissing

Kissing is my fave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a gorgeous beaut.. Can you please tell D Le shhhhh

That I desperately need his morning wood in my mouth!

...

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By *lectricSensationMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Rickshawed, can my sexy friend tempt you this message?

Can you please tell _ickshawed that Mrs has a wonderful set of breasts and her gape is perfect

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

From a handsome bearded friend

Could you please tell _utelittlegeek that I want to give her that thing she is needing so badly

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By *ldFashionedGentMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Good morning everyone

Very happy to play St Valentine today. Hope you’re all enjoying the bank holiday

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

MJ my gorgeous mate wants you to know that your photos are great. Your body is great. All that's missing is a photo of her enjoying your body.

Oooft

LvM

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Cute Little Geek, you lucky lady. Another message from another fit mate.

Can you tell Cute little Geek her white shirt pic makes me BOINNNGGG every time

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Rickshawed, can my sexy friend tempt you this message?

Can you please tell _ickshawed that Mrs has a wonderful set of breasts and her gape is perfect

Thank you sweeties. I style my gape on yours

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

In and happy to be postie

Mrs

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Message from a lovely gentleman

Rickshawed, my oldest fab friends. Slightly nervous about meeting you soon. Please bring cake to settle those nerves

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"From a handsome bearded friend

Could you please tell _utelittlegeek that I want to give her that thing she is needing so badly

Neck massage ?

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"From a handsome friend

Could you let Belinda know, that I love seeing her pop up on my hotlist, gorgeous pics that just get me fabbing and put a smile on my face!!!!"

Thank you mystery handsome one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a big friend

Could you please tell super shy I would love to overcum her shyness

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

A message from a gorgeous but shy admirer to BigAndy1974.

I can't wait to wear a fluffy socks for you (and nothing else) while I eat a cake you baked for me

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Message from a lovely gentleman

Rickshawed, my oldest fab friends. Slightly nervous about meeting you soon. Please bring cake to settle those nerves

Less of the oldest please, or I'll hit you with my walking stick

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh, it's been ages, why not?

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in tentatively but can't play postie "

I can't play postie

Gotta see a man about my leaking pipes

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

SKlogan, my very sexy mate has a very hot message for you!

SKlogan, what flavour is your beard? Oh it doesn't have one? It will, soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Raven, I've a message from a very handsome hunk for you...

Could you please tell the gorgeous Monday hating Raven

That I not only want to share my rum with her but also share kebab

I'm hoping kebab isn't a euphemism, I want an actual kebab.

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out, I need to go do adult stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm out, I need to go do adult stuff."

Boo! Sack adulting off

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Cute little geek, I have another message for you (and yes this is your third separate admirer!)

Please tell her that I have something nice and thick that would sit perfectly between that inviting cleavage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Hey OP, a message from my beautiful friend for you!

Please tell the VonMatterhorn's I hope they have a large bed, as I bagsy the middle spot in between them. Who knows, I might even find my hand ends up between two pillows

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Cute little geek, I have another message for you (and yes this is your third separate admirer!)

Please tell her that I have something nice and thick that would sit perfectly between that inviting cleavage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m in for a little bit! Happy to play postie too

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Rickshawed, my sexy mate has a message for you!

Their pics have got my hand slipping into my boxers.. beautiful pics!!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Cute Little Geek, guess what... another one for you

I would love to spend some time in her cute geekiness company....exploring each others geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

I'd be delighted to be In.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Hey OP, a message from my beautiful friend for you!

Please tell the VonMatterhorn's I hope they have a large bed, as I bagsy the middle spot in between them. Who knows, I might even find my hand ends up between two pillows

Your mate should know that we have a super king, so there's plenty of room for threeway spoonings and shenanigans

LvM

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Cute Little Geek, guess what... another one for you

I would love to spend some time in her cute geekiness company....exploring each others geek"

One geek is more then enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sprockett this one is for you!

I would jump on a jet plane to spend time with her...travel the world....to say hello

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A message for Rickshawed from a sexy gentleman

Your boobs are still the best on fab and I do still think about the delicious things that we did

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Rickshawed, my sexy mate has a message for you!

Their pics have got my hand slipping into my boxers.. beautiful pics!!!"

Totally understandable. My husband has that effect on many folks

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Out as postie. Thanks for the fun everyone.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Well, this thread's filled up fast! It's almost like everyone's got the day off!

I'm in!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I think I may have missed the boat on this one!

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By * Le ShhhhhMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

My very good friend has asked me to tell Julie from JulieAndBeef that she is a great person to have around the forums and her pictures are hot

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By *amasoporkyCouple
over a year ago

midlands

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, I love these

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"A message for Rickshawed from a sexy gentleman

Your boobs are still the best on fab and I do still think about the delicious things that we did"

And there I was thinking you hadn't bumped your head when you were here

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London

"For MJtheTom, my mate says to stop peeking through the letterbox and come in!

She didn't say where though so maybe bring a towel or something yeah?

LvM"

I'll get the next train over and forgot my towel

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Listen up Shrek, my very sexy friend wants to feel your muscles!

(You should let her)

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

If I'm not too late..

In.

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London

"MJ my gorgeous mate wants you to know that your photos are great. Your body is great. All that's missing is a photo of her enjoying your body.

Oooft

LvM"

.... ohh and my camera too

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Message from my delicious mate for Yournextdistraction

Please tell yournextdistraction she can miss the boat as long as she rides on me

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By *beeMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Still in for sending or receiving!!

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

"Listen up Shrek, my very sexy friend wants to feel your muscles!

(You should let her)"

She should send me a pm in that case

I mean if she wants to I feel it only right to let her

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Here's one for MJtheTom, from an absolutely drop dead gorgeous friend of mine...

"Is it MJ

Or is it Tom?

Whichever it is

You are da bomb!

It may surprise you to know,

That I'm old fashioned too,

I really want to scream your name

Next time I sit down to poo"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and happy to play postie

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

Good morning all. I'm in to play postie.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Sprockett this one is for you!

I would jump on a jet plane to spend time with her...travel the world....to say hello"

That's so lovely

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By *beeMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Just received a message to pass on from a gorgeous one.....

"Please tell thickthighs30 it's a shame that towel got in the way in his picture

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"My very good friend has asked me to tell Julie from JulieAndBeef that she is a great person to have around the forums and her pictures are hot

Thank you D's mate

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My sex bomb of a mate wants this passed on. And I strongly recommend you take up his offer

A message for Miss Bella; it’s so lovely to see you here again, can I smudge your beautiful lipstick with passionate kisses?

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By * Le ShhhhhMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"From a gorgeous beaut.. Can you please tell D Le shhhhh

That I desperately need his morning wood in my mouth!

...

Sounds like a very hungry beaut!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mswyld, my beardy mate wants me to tell you that this wild thing might feel sorry for themself sometimes but a night with her would certainly make him feel happy.

LvM"

Ooooo interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Ooh ooh, here's one for MissBella from my very hunky friend!

He would like you to know that you make him rise in the morning

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London

"Here's one for MJtheTom, from an absolutely drop dead gorgeous friend of mine...

"Is it MJ

Or is it Tom?

Whichever it is

You are da bomb!

It may surprise you to know,

That I'm old fashioned too,

I really want to scream your name

Next time I sit down to poo"

Haha

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By *beeMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Been asked to pass on a message from an incredibly hot one..

One for oxondavina please:

You are such a stylish, quick witted, fun, positive person in the forums. Keep it up!

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

For the ever popular SKLogan, my mate says that if you want a challenge, she knows the perfect woman!

Wonder who she could mean...

LvM

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Ooh I shall jump in for postie duties on the home stretch

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Been asked to pass on a message from an incredibly hot one..

One for oxondavina please:

You are such a stylish, quick witted, fun, positive person in the forums. Keep it up!"

Ohhhh thank you so much incredibly hot one! I love the love.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Message from my delicious mate for Yournextdistraction

Please tell yournextdistraction she can miss the boat as long as she rides on me

Probably for the best, I get seasick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MsWyld my mate says he likes you.

I appreciate its not the most original message but it was nonetheless a very beautiful sentiment xx

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

RedforDanger one for you from a hot mate -

To quote no finer words....I would ride you like SeaBiscuit

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Here is a message for the beautiful Cede from my sex on legs friend

...

I can’t describe the things that I want to do with you but it involves and starts with that collar, it ends with you a sweaty and gasping mess

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

Tea Monkey, my lovely mate wanted me to pass this on

Please tell Tea Monkey that he is a beautiful soul with a devilish mind

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Oohhh TheVonMatterhorns,

My devilishly sex mate wants to say... I’m just over here, being all dangerous and that, thinking bad thoughts about you both…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a friend of mine to redfordanger

You have the most wonderful books

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"RedforDanger one for you from a hot mate -

To quote no finer words....I would ride you like SeaBiscuit

my favourite way!!!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Here is a message for the beautiful Cede from my sex on legs friend

...

I can’t describe the things that I want to do with you but it involves and starts with that collar, it ends with you a sweaty and gasping mess"

I'm all for this - now please

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Not in properly. But since I'm here right now you're getting it from the horse's mouth.

Meli and MsWyld, you're both fucking beautiful people and I'd love to spend time with you both.

Michaela, you're stunning and I hope I can get north and see you at a club sometime soon.

Julie, you're pretty and witty, and Beef still holds pride of place as my favourite dick pic

And there's plenty of other gorgeous creatures in here that I simply don't have time to list, but, you know, I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Norwegian Wood.

You'd be in for such a treat with the gorgeous girl who sent this message for you..

"I would love to explore his tattoos inch by inch"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red Foe Danger.

My mate has decided to paraphrase Austin Powers with: "Danger is exciting, danger is naughty. Danger is my middle name."

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

We're in

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MsWyld my mate says he likes you.

I appreciate its not the most original message but it was nonetheless a very beautiful sentiment xx"

Aww I think you should tell your mate to message me and make himself known

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My delightful mate wants to pass this on

Can you please tell SKLogan that I still very much want to run my fingers through his chest hair, and many other places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Norwegian Wood.

You'd be in for such a treat with the gorgeous girl who sent this message for you..

"I would love to explore his tattoos inch by inch" "

There’s a fair few inches

but anytime you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning. I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey guys and girls. I’m in

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Im in. I do have some postie experience too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not in properly. But since I'm here right now you're getting it from the horse's mouth.

Meli and MsWyld, you're both fucking beautiful people and I'd love to spend time with you both.

Michaela, you're stunning and I hope I can get north and see you at a club sometime soon.

Julie, you're pretty and witty, and Beef still holds pride of place as my favourite dick pic

And there's plenty of other gorgeous creatures in here that I simply don't have time to list, but, you know, I would

Right back at you gorgeous

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

My mate asked me to say....

Hi could you tell MsWyld

I loved taking a peek at her beautiful pics! Such a treat, I like her too!!!

Tinder x

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

My sexy mate would like me to pass on the following message to MissBella:

"Hi can you tell miss Bella I've a double pack of custard creams with hers and my name on."

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

MsWyld another message for you lovely from a dashing mate of mine stating

I loved taking a peek at her beautiful pics! Such a treat, I like her too!!!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My charmer of a mate says

Can you tell red for danger that she is so hot and I want to do real bad things with her.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Meli darling a gorgeous mate of mine wants to say

I want a poster of her quim hanging on my bedroom wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnny Wheels this one is for you..

My sexy friend is being very observant today...

"he appears to have forgotten his pants today. But I'm not complaining"

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Got to jump out as postie now as heading out but just to say you are all gorgeous people and have a beautiful day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, let’s play.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

While I've been gone I've had these from some sexy friends...

Would you let princepessa know that I love her pics and would love to chat over morning coffee

And...

Principessa, your pictures and videos astound me and have me dreaming of stripping you for a private viewing

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